‘I told the earthquake, stop!’ : Pastor Quiboloy says we have him to thank for Mindanao quake ending

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edited November 5 in Local and Foreign Issues

‘I told the earthquake, stop!’ : Pastor Quiboloy says we have him to thank for Mindanao quake ending

By Coconuts Manila Oct 31, 2019 | 3:52pm Manila time
File photo of Apollo Quiboloy 2018 IPhoto Fernando G Sepe Jr  ABS-CBN News I
File photo of Apollo Quiboloy, 2018 Photo: Fernando G. Sepe Jr. / ABS-CBN News

Kingdom of Jesus founder — and some would say “cult leader” — Apollo Quiboloy yesterday reminded us that while earthquakes continue to rock Mindanao, it would’ve been a lot worse if he hadn’t quickly, graciously commanded the tectonic plates in the earth’s crust to stop shifting — twice!

In his regular two-hour religious TV program “Give Us This Day,” which aired Oct. 30, the Davao City-based Quiboloy recounted in Filipino, “When it quaked yesterday I was there. I said to the quake, stop! And it stopped.”

“Another one came at around 11[pm], it quaked again, I said stop. And of course, it stopped. So you have to me thank [for that].”

While it’s unclear if the poker-faced religious leader was joking or dead serious, he went on to repeat the claim, saying, “You should thank me. If I didn’t make [the earthquake] stop, a lot of you would have [suffered] a building collapse; you’d all be dead.”

He also claimed that there were witnesses to his alleged earthquake-halting powers, although he failed to name them, and put a cherry on top of the earthquake-halting cake by also laying down the law to a shaky lighting fixture.

“When the chandelier moved, I told it to stop! And it stopped immediately. I did the same for the second one. So you should all thank me for stopping the earthquake. But I won’t say this because I’m bragging.”

(Really he’s not.)

“You might say I’m bragging, If that’s your interpretation, then you’ll be sorry.”

If you didn’t already know who Quiboloy is, he happens to be a close friend of another loose-lipped public personality, President Rodrigo Duterte, who has previously admitted receiving valuable gifts from the televangelist, including cars and properties when Duterte was still mayor. He chalked up the donations to their three decades of friendship (so y’know, don’t worry about corruption or conflicts of interest or nothin’).

Last year, Quiboloy was briefly detained in Hawaii over guns and US$350,000 cash that were found in his private plane. But a certain Felina Salinas, a member of his church who was also on board the aircraft, claimed that the cash was hers and was arrested and charged with attempted bulk cash smuggling.


https://coconuts.co/manila/news/i-told-the-earthquake-stop-pastor-quiboloy-says-we-have-him-to-thank-for-mindanao-quake-ending/

Seriously, anybody believe this guy? (Maybe his best friend?)


Comments

  • Plantation BoyPlantation Boy Member PEx Influencer ⭐⭐⭐
    I would like to see him stand by the seashore and commanding an oncoming tsunami to stop.
  • BeerhandBopBeerhandBop I Am WHIP PEx Influencer ⭐⭐⭐
    maraming followers yan na naniniwala sa kanya. ang mas nakaka takot if he passes away. and he will be worshipped like a legend. parang Ron L Hubbard. he is dead and decomposed by now. but scientology is keeping x amount of houses just incase ron comes back to earth. 

  • azzkikrazzkikr None PEx Veteran ⭐⭐
    edited November 8
    Religious yan PERArri kagaya ni Jen peralta ingat kayo. Tandaan huwag maging masyado religious baka maging religious pala sa PERArri.
  • RetzRetz Member PEx Rookie ⭐
    Mas maganda kung ung war on drugs natin ang ipa stop niya. Maniniwala na ako sa kanya. 
  • CrusherCrusher Member PEx Influencer ⭐⭐⭐
    He was able to stop the earthquake because he was the one who prayed for one in the first place.
  • hsusonhsuson Member PEx Influencer ⭐⭐⭐
    Daming [email protected] sa Pilipinas kasi

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