The bible "God" thinks like a man
Here is the first one
(1) Human beings are social animals, and this is why we desired praise. Praise cures our insecurities by reinforcing our beliefs that our neighbor will be there for us in our time of need. God desires praise therefore he is a social animal just like humans. He thinks like a man.
(2) Some people when someone offends them, they just want to kill them. Sometimes they just want to kill them all. The bible God is no different:
1 Samuel 15
15 Samuel said to Saul, “I am the one the Lord sent to anoint you king over his people Israel; so listen now to the message from the Lord.2 This is what the Lord Almighty says: ‘I will punish the Amalekites for what they did to Israel when they waylaid them as they came up from Egypt. 3 Now go, attack the Amalekites and totally destroy[a] all that belongs to them. Do not spare them; put to death men and women, children and infants, cattle and sheep, camels and donkeys.’”
God was offended and reacted by ordering the complete genocide of an entire nation. Very human. He thinks like a man.