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1. How does a man take an important decision?

He covers his head with his hands, closes his eyes, thinks profoundly, he listens to his conscience and then says with determination:

“Wife, how do you think we should do?”


2. – Love, give me the baby.

– Wait to cry.

– To cry? Why?

– Because I can not find him!!!


3. Two friends in the park:

– Hear, who will you vote for at the next election?

– With Ali Baba and the 40 thieves.

– How is that?

– To make sure it’s only 40.


4. – Mom, I have to give you two news. One good and one bad.

– Tell me the good one.

– I finally passed a test.

– Bravo! And the bad one?

– It was a pregnancy test.


5. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ‘Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!’ The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ‘The driver just insulted me!’ The man says: ‘You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.



6. – Johnny, where did you go?

-I was in a clinic where doctors cut me the mood to smoke.

– Well, I see you smoke!

– Yes, but without the mood to smoke.


7.    Two mothers:

– Tell your son to stop imitating me!

– Jack, stop acting like an idiot!


8. – You know my brother ride a bicycle from four years?

– Wow, that means get far already…


9. – Love, I’m pregnant! What would you like it to be?

– A joke?


10. – Hey girl, I’m good makeup?

– No, your face is still visible!


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