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Philippine Movies and TV: mga Cliches at Reclaims (Reklamo)

no wonder the movie industry just won't move forward... they're stuck in the 50's or something:

1. parating may kakanta sa beach, with matching balloons, barbeque, and large beach balls

2. parating may nahuhulog sa hagdan sa mga pinoy ultra hardcore na drama

3. yung pinakamaton na kanto boy, parating mababatukan ng diyaryo ni dolphy

4. parating may pupukpukin ang streetkid ng kahoy pag nirescue yung isa nilang katropa

5. at hulaan nyo kung nasaan yung nakidnap? eh di sa warehouse.

6. at hulaan nyo kung anong suot ng police pag rescue operation na nila? naka maong ng jacket tapos may goodmorning na facetowel na nakatali sa noo.

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  • bunnybunny s p u n k y PExer
    Hhmmm....

    1. Bago magbarilan yung bida at kalaban, mag papalitan muna sila ng salita habang nakasandal sa pader.

    2. Hindi nauubusan ng bala yung bida.

    3. Laging may kabit yung bida

    4. Laging may suntukan sa beerhouse.

    5. Papatayin ng kalaban ang isang member ng family ng bida.

    6. Bago mamatay ang member ng family ng bida, meron pang "famous last words".

    7. May song and dance number PALAGI!!!
  • rainmanrainman Member PExer
    Sa philippine tv, yung dalawang station (2 and 7) laging number 1...one day maglalabas nang survey conducted by so and so... the next day yung isa naman... para silang *****
    ;)
  • KuyaDannyKuyaDanny Moderator PEx Moderator
    This topic must be revived.

    1 Any pregnant character must have a scene where she throws up. Even Joyce Jimenez threw up on the beach during last Thursday's episode of Subic Bay.

    2 When the have a big chase scene in an action movie, hulaan ninyo kung ano ang mangyayari doon sa kotseng bulok?
  • moonshyne5moonshyne5 Member PExer
    Pansin nyo rin no, na ang madalas na "climax" ng kahit anong Pinoy comedy film, eh yung leading lady/ladies kini-kidnap nung mga kontrabida (na madalas pa mas guwapo at mas mayaman kaysa dun sa bida), tapos may fight scenes, achu-chu-chu...

    Agree nga ko kay kapow, laging nasa bodega yung naki-kidnap. Bakit di na lang sa bahay, tutal mayaman din naman yung kumidnap di ba???

    bleh.gif
  • moonshyne5moonshyne5 Member PExer
    Padagdag pa pala. At the end of every punch line, asahan mo yung reaksyon nung taga-salo nung punch line:

    (one, two, three)

    nyeh! bleh.gif
  • TwIsTeD_RubzTwIsTeD_Rubz straight circle PExer
    PALAGI NALANG in addition to yung final battle sa warehouse lagi PALAGI nalang late dumarating yung mga pulis (at least this part is REAL HAHAHAHAHA0

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