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Professional Heckler in the house!!!

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ang dating fave dito sa pex..
CONFIDENTIAL
26 05 2017

0PDUT
PRESIDENT DUTERTE was in Moscow recently. He had a brief conversation with Russian President Vladimir Putin. He said, “You are a powerful leader. I admire your tyrannical mindset.” There’s no word yet on how Duterte responded.

Sacked
President Duterte fired Dangerous Drugs Board (DDB) chair Benjamin Reyes for telling the media there were 1.8 million drug users in the country: people who exhibit changes in behavior, hallucinations, and paranoia. Duterte insists the number is from 3 to 4 million. I believe it’s 16 million.

0Reyes

In a televised speech, President Duterte fired DDB chair Benjamin Reyes. Addressing the official, Duterte said, “You’re fired today. Get out of the service. You do not contradict your own government!” Malacañang is now accepting applicants for the vacated post. To qualify for the job, aspirants must meet the following criteria: experience, dedication, and disregard for truth.

The DDB chair has been fired. Malacañang has created a three-man search committee to look for a replacement. The three members of the committee are all Bong Go.

Fake
On Wednesday, President Duterte said the chief of police of Malabang, Lanao Del Sur was beheaded by the Maute group. The next day, Malabang police chief Senior Inspector Romeo Enriquez surfaced and told the media, “I am still alive!” Enriquez fears losing his job though because he contradicted his own government.

0PDUT

ISIS
The ISIS terror group has reportedly established a branch in Mindanao, and Abu Sayyaf leader Isnilon Japilon is their point man. In an intercepted message, ISIS revealed its plan to sow terror, fear, and divisiveness in the country saying “Duterte cannot do it alone.”

Leaked
The transcript of last month’s phone conversation between US President Donald Trump and President Rodrigo Duterte had been leaked online. Trump and Duterte talked about North Korea’s Kim Jong Un, with both leaders describing Kim as a “madman.” In response, Kim Jong Un was like, “Hiyang-hiya naman ako sa katinuan n’yo!”

Leaked II
According to the leaked transcript, when Donald Trump asked Duterte about Kim Jong Un, Duterte answered, “He is not stable, Mr. President.” In a statement released by Pyongyang, the North Korean leader admitted that being called ‘unstable’ by someone like Duterte was a double insult.
0PRRDPOTUS

In case you missed it, here are portions of the Trump-Duterte phone convo translated into Tagalog:

POTUS PRRD CALL
April 29, 2017
10:00PM

POTUS: Rodrigo, ano ba ang tingin mo kay Kim Jong Un ng North Korea?

PRRD: Mr. President, mukhang may topak eh.

POTUS: Parang tayo lang. Ha-ha-ha

PRRD:

POTUS: Hello? Rodrigo? Nandiyan ka pa? Hello?!?

* * * * *

POTUS: Rodrigo, nabasa ko ang sinabi mo tungkol sa Australian ***** victim. Totoo ba ‘yun? “Dapat mauna si Mayor.” Ang **** lang! Ha-ha-ha

PRRD: Mr. President, narinig ko ang secret tape ng pag-uusap n’yo ng host na si Billy Bush tungkol sa mga babae. Sabi mo, “I grab them by the *****.” ‘Tang ina, *****.

POTUS:

PRRD: Mr. President, still there? Hello?!?

* * * * *

POTUS: Rodrigo, saludo ako sa drug war mo. Dito sa US, marami ring addict kaya nakaka-relate ako.

PRRD: Salamat, Mr. President.

POTUS: Salot talaga ‘yang droga. ‘Pag na-addict ka d’yan, masisira ang utak mo. Totopakin ka. ‘Buti na lang never akong na-addict sa kahit anong droga. ********* lang ang naa-addict sa droga.

PRRD:

POTUS:

PRRD:

POTUS: May nasabi ba akong masama? Hello? Rodrigo? Hello?!?
_____

“Authoritarianism does not let people decide; its basic premise is that people do not know how to decide. It promotes repression that prevents meaningful change, and preserves the structure of power and privilege.”
~Former senator Jose W. Diokno

Sound Bites
“I urge you to speak out with truth even against the overwhelming tide of popular opinion and reach out to the oppressed and disenfranchised. When you face threats to the sanctity of human rights or the stability of our democracy, give your all to protect these freedoms. Give your all to protect our nation and our people.”
~Chief Justice Ma. Lourdes Sereno, Commencement Address, ADMU, 5.26.2017

True.
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  • fyrkrkrfyrkrkr PEx Influencer ⭐⭐⭐
    Eto ang gusto mangayari ng mga Dilawan. :glee:

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  • mousetrapsmousetraps PEx Rookie ⭐
    may pex account ba si professional heckler? haha
  • ylle45ylle45 Member PEx Legend 💎
    bwahaha sobrang anti-Duterte yan:lol:

    kay ABN0Y hindi masyado hanggang memes pero hindi masyadong galit kay ABN0Y:lol:

    sabagay kaibigan nga daw niya si Boy Abunda so alam na:lol:
  • kafamzkafamz CavsNo1fan PEx Expert 🎖️
    Dati okay pa blog nia, Ngayon basura na. :glee:
  • h0lysh|tyousuckh0lysh|tyousuck PEx Influencer ⭐⭐⭐
    fyrkrkr wrote: »

    fake news..

    na ipinagkakalat ni frykkr, na nilamon na ng pagiging panatisismo..

    alam na kung saan kinukuha ni frykkr ang balita niya..
  • h0lysh|tyousuckh0lysh|tyousuck PEx Influencer ⭐⭐⭐
    kafamz wrote: »
    Dati okay pa blog nia, Ngayon basura na. :glee:

    dahil dati ang tinitira niya si noynoying at ngayon si DDS King na?

    yun na ba ang batayan ng basura? pag tinira ang man-god niyo basura na?

    oh sh|t.. oo nga pala.. bakit nga ba ako nagtataka eh mga zealot nga pala kayo..
  • h0lysh|tyousuckh0lysh|tyousuck PEx Influencer ⭐⭐⭐
    ylle45 wrote: »
    bwahaha sobrang anti-Duterte yan:lol:

    kay ABN0Y hindi masyado hanggang memes pero hindi masyadong galit kay ABN0Y:lol:

    sabagay kaibigan nga daw niya si Boy Abunda so alam na:lol:

    naman.. pwede naman i-prove na pareho lang tumira si heckler.. hindi naman naka-hide yung mga dating post niya.. andyan lang for your perusal.. halos lahat ng blog post niyan last admin, eh tira kay noynoying at sa mga tao nitong mga pulp0l din..

    ang pinakamasaya sa mga post niya eh yung mga conversation with kris aquino..

    tapos ngayon na yung idol niyo naman ang tinitira, may palusot ka pa na super anti-DDS King si heckler at mild lang nung kay noynoying..

    try mo kaya magbackread sa mga blog post niya..

    sus..
  • Nietono_no_ShanaNietono_no_Shana PEx Influencer ⭐⭐⭐
    @h0lysh|tyousuck

    From what I remember he was all out for Arroyo but treated Noynoy with kids glove, he might give a remark or two but it is not as brutal as the one he usually gives Arroyo.

    And IMHO his jokes are not as good as it used to be.
  • h0lysh|tyousuckh0lysh|tyousuck PEx Influencer ⭐⭐⭐
    siyempre not as good dahil pumapasok na ang bias ng mga nagbabasa.. kung dati hit dito yung mga tira niya kila gloring at noynoying ay dahil karamihan sa mga pexers noon walang amor sa mga ito..

    pero ngayon na bumaligtad na ang mundo, ngayon na yung mga dating pinagtatawanan sila sargo o di kaya si F&E sa pagiging rabid na defender ni noynoying sa kahit na anong isyu.. sila naman ngayon ang mga zealot na halos magkandarapa sa pagtatanggol at pag-i-explain para sa balasubas na matanda, sa kahit na anong gaffe at douchebaggery na gawin at sabihin nito..

    talagang nagbago na ang mundo..
  • Nietono_no_ShanaNietono_no_Shana PEx Influencer ⭐⭐⭐
    @h0lysh|tyousuck

    I already stop reading professional heckler during Noynoy's term, at that time I already find his jokes not as good as before. And it doesn't help that he is not as brutal to Noynoy as he used to be with Arroyo.
  • h0lysh|tyousuckh0lysh|tyousuck PEx Influencer ⭐⭐⭐
    of course..

    the guy that always hinted that noynoying can't get it up anymore and tuta ng mga negosyante like henry sy, is apparently not as brutal to noynoying..
  • Nietono_no_ShanaNietono_no_Shana PEx Influencer ⭐⭐⭐
    @h0lysh|tyousuck

    If that is brutal to you, then you have a very low tolerance. :)
  • h0lysh|tyousuckh0lysh|tyousuck PEx Influencer ⭐⭐⭐
    di ko kaya maging hardcore kagaya ng mga zealots na todo defend at spin pa rin sa lahat ng kabalasubasan ng current man-god na sinasamba dito sa pex..
  • ylle45ylle45 Member PEx Legend 💎
    naman.. pwede naman i-prove na pareho lang tumira si heckler.. hindi naman naka-hide yung mga dating post niya.. andyan lang for your perusal.. halos lahat ng blog post niyan last admin, eh tira kay noynoying at sa mga tao nitong mga pulp0l din..

    ang pinakamasaya sa mga post niya eh yung mga conversation with kris aquino..

    tapos ngayon na yung idol niyo naman ang tinitira, may palusot ka pa na super anti-DDS King si heckler at mild lang nung kay noynoying..

    try mo kaya magbackread sa mga blog post niya..

    totoo naman ah:lol:

    kung grabe na noon kay ABN0Y mas malala ngayon kay Digong nagmukhang mild lang siya kay ABN0Y:naughty:

    sus..

    hindi ako super fanatico ni Digong tinitira ko din siya like pagiging tuta ng China:lol:

    sa blog niya lang siya tumitira kay haring ABN0Y pero sa twitter posts niya bihra like kay Digong na may serious posts pa siya na ayaw niya kay Digong sa lahat ng bagay:lol:

    hypokrito din ito parang si MAr yata binoto:lol:

    hindi ako masyadong nagbabasa ng blog posts niya karamihan corny din kahit tinitira niya si ABN0Y
  • h0lysh|tyousuckh0lysh|tyousuck PEx Influencer ⭐⭐⭐
    i don't think si marimar ang ibinoto niyan..

    madalas niya tirahin yan nung nasa mrt pa si marimar.. and then nung nag-dilg.. tapos yung sa yolanda..

    pero kung may ebidensiya ka na si marimar nga ang ibinoto ni heckler, pa post naman..
  • ylle45ylle45 Member PEx Legend 💎
    ^^ baka lang naman:glee:

    for sure hindi si Digong dahil vocal na yan na ayaw niya noong election pa na ayaw niya sa kanya.

    actually may ilan din akong nakita sa social media na ayaw kay MAr dahil sa walang kwentang DOTC chief and sa DILG and yolanda plus epal issues ni Mar pero si Marimar pa din binoto dahil siya na lang daw matino believe it or not:lol:
    baka nag Miriam din for Grace Poe since hindi niya tinitira 2 yan kahit noon.
  • h0lysh|tyousuckh0lysh|tyousuck PEx Influencer ⭐⭐⭐
    mas malamang na si mad-am miriam ang bet niyan kesa kay poe..
  • ylle45ylle45 Member PEx Legend 💎
    kahit nga sa PEX parang may nabasa ako si Mar binoto kahti bagsak sa DOTC, DILG and yolanda issues:lol:
  • h0lysh|tyousuckh0lysh|tyousuck PEx Influencer ⭐⭐⭐
    sino? si sargo, sweet.mislang.twins or f&e?
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