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Bible Prophecy: Jesus vs Manalo

Followers of Jeeezus believed that the scriptures predicted the coming of Jeeeezus.


Followers of Manalo believed that the scriptures predicted the coming of Manalo.



With a few crucial differences: Jeeezus did not just rely on the scriptures..... He had another sugo to validate his arrival; He had God speak from the heavens to validate his authority; His magical powers proved his claim. So said the stories.


Manalo had what? nothing but air. puro yabang lang. :lol:
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  • Trollmeister
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    sophion wrote: »

    Manalo had what? nothing but air. puro yabang lang. :lol:


    Manalo had Rosita Trillanes!
    Oo mayabang nga kasi ipinagyabang niya na siya pa ang binayaran ni Rosita Trillanes for his sex services!

    :rotflmao::rotflmao:
  • tiburcioSais
    tiburcioSais mElaNChoLic
    sophion wrote: »
    Followers of Jeeezus believed that the scriptures predicted the coming of Jeeeezus.


    Followers of Manalo believed that the scriptures predicted the coming of Manalo.



    With a few crucial differences: Jeeezus did not just rely on the scriptures..... He had another sugo to validate his arrival; He had God speak from the heavens to validate his authority; His magical powers proved his claim. So said the stories.


    Manalo had what? nothing but air. puro yabang lang. :lol:

    FELIX MANALO: The true story of a man who locked himself in a room for three days

    March 27 2017 at 6:33 PM Sebastian Rauffenburg (Login Sebastian_Rauffenburg)

    True Story:

    Once upon a time, "before the ends of the earth, hahah" there was a man from Taguig, Rizal. A short 5'4" Filipino man whose name was Felix Manalo. One day in November of 1913, he locked himself in a very humid dark room in Eusebio Sunga's house for a 3 days and 3 nights, without food, water or sleep. Have you ever gone without sleep for 72 hours? What about without food or water?

    Well Felix did, and he came out alive and coherent to claim he was God's chosen! Yes, that he was chosen by God. (You can't make this stuff up).

    For three days and nights. He overcame hunger, thirst and sleep for three days straight locked in this room. He didn't even so much as leave this dark room to go urinate or poop. So I can imagine how disgusting the room must have been during his "intensive study" time and conversation with God.(Seriously, you can't make this stuff up...all true so far)

    If my friend locked himself in a room and he emerged three days later smelling like a homeless man telling me, "I know what God wants me to do, because I am chosen". I would call 911! Because my dear Felix has just gone "over the edge" of insanity, suffering from mental illness.

    Yet here we in 2017, with logical thinking adults who are devout INC members actually believing a 5'4" thin Filipino would lock himself in a room with his own excrement near-by in a hot, humid, toxic filled room (because of the poo-poo and urine) and come out perfectly normal? If Felix Manalo were alive today telling his story of how God called, he would get a one-way ticket to the loony-bin.

    And they call us "crazy" because we left the church and decided to use that brain God gave you. Whose "crazy" now.
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  • A short 5'4" Filipino man whose name was Felix Manalo.

    iyay pandak pala si mang felix? :eek: all this time kala ko 6 footer sya kasi ang yabang ng dating dito sa picture:

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    kala mo kung sinong astig eh kakapiranggot lang pala! :lol:
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    kaya many many coming out from
    this groupie groupie money only
    sa kanilang diversion tactics lang
  • Trollmeister
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    FELIX MANALO: The true story of a man who locked himself in a room for three days

    March 27 2017 at 6:33 PM Sebastian Rauffenburg (Login Sebastian_Rauffenburg)

    True Story:

    One day in November of 1913, he locked himself in a very humid dark room in Eusebio Sunga's house for a 3 days and 3 nights, without food, water or sleep. Have you ever gone without sleep for 72 hours? What about without food or water?

    For three days and nights. He overcame hunger, thirst and sleep for three days straight locked in this room. He didn't even so much as leave this dark room to go urinate or poop.


    3 Days nagkulong sa kwarto si Manyakis Manalo? Ang dami sigurong ***** na binasa ng taong yan sa kwarto kaya dyan nagsimula ang pagiging manyakis niya kaya bigay na bigay siya sa init ng tukso kay Rosita Trillanes :rotflmao::rotflmao:
  • Trollmeister
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    FELIX MANALO: The true story of a man who locked himself in a room for three days


    FELIX MANALO: The true story of a man who locked himself in a room for three days...... para magjakul :naughty::rotflmao:
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    wishful thinking lang..
  • Trollmeister
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    sophion wrote: »
    iyay pandak pala si mang felix? :eek: all this time kala ko 6 footer sya kasi ang yabang ng dating dito sa picture:

    https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/c4/04/4b/c4044b911a6913ef12e8441d677b566d.jpg

    kala mo kung sinong astig eh kakapiranggot lang pala! :lol:


    siguro pinagtawanan lang ni Rosita Trillanes ang very short t1t1 ni Felix Manalo :rotflmao:
  • sophion wrote: »
    iyay pandak pala si mang felix? :eek: all this time kala ko 6 footer sya kasi ang yabang ng dating dito sa picture:

    https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/c4/04/4b/c4044b911a6913ef12e8441d677b566d.jpg

    kala mo kung sinong astig eh kakapiranggot lang pala! :lol:

    "Ang yabang ng dating sa picture?" :glee: at sa tingin mo, sa ugali mong yan matino kang atheist? :lol::rotflmao:

    Clearly persecuted ang aming Sugo sa mga ganitong comments, samantalang alam naman nating lahat na Pilipino si FYM at alam nating hindimatatangkad ang mga Pinoy, di ba?

    Filipinos second-shortest in Southeast Asia
    By: Bong Lozada - Reporter / @BLozadaINQ INQUIRER.net / 01:00 PM April 25, 2014

    According to a study that the Association of Southeast Asian Nations DNA conducted, Filipinos are the second shortest race in the region.

    Indonesians are the only people who are shorter than Filipinos in Southeast Asia.

    Based on the study, Filipino males and Vietnamese males have an average height of 162 centimeters, 2 cm shorter than the average Southeast Asian height of 164 cm. and 2 cm taller than the Indonesian males.

    On the distaff side, Filipino females have an average height of 150 cm. a humble 3 cm. advantage over Indonesian females but also 3 cm shorter than the Southeast Asian average.

    Cambodia, 163 cm. for males and 152 cm. for females, and Vietnam, 162 cm. for males and 152 cm. for females, are the other two Southeast Asian nations who might must need their tippy-toes to reach the average Southeast Asian height.

    Singaporeans are the tallest among Southeast Asians, towering over their neighbors with an average height of 171 cm. for males and 160 cm. for females.
    Thais are nearly identical to Singaporeans with Thai males standing at a good 170 cm. and Thai females at 159 cm.

    Malaysians round up the Southeast Asians with their males standing above the average Southeast Asian height at 165 cm. for males with the females right on the average feminine height of 153 cm.
    For comparison, the global average height of males is 173 cm. and 160 cm. for the females.

    American males, on average, stand at 176 cm. while their fairer counterparts stand at 162 cm.
    Tallest among the bunch are the Dutch with their males having an average height of 184 cm. and their females standing just brushing the 170 cm. mark.

    Read more: http://globalnation.inquirer.net/102688/filipinos-second-shortest-in-southeast-asia#ixzz56vb5ZLf3
    Follow us: @inquirerdotnet on Twitter | inquirerdotnet on Facebook

    The bible said that God looks at the heart and not at the outer appearance:
    1 Samuel 16:7
    New International Version
    But the LORD said to Samuel, "Do not consider his appearance or his height, for I have rejected him. The LORD does not look at the things people look at. People look at the outward appearance, but the LORD looks at the heart."

    John 8:15
    You judge according to the flesh; I judge no one.

    1 Samuel 2:3
    "Boast no more so very proudly, Do not let arrogance come out of your mouth; For the LORD is a God of knowledge, And with Him actions are weighed.

    100 FAMOUS SHORT MEN EVERYONE CAN LOOK UP TO

    https://www.themodestman.com/100-famous-short-men/
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  • sophion wrote: »
    Followers of Jeeezus believed that the scriptures predicted the coming of Jeeeezus.


    Followers of Manalo believed that the scriptures predicted the coming of Manalo.



    With a few crucial differences: Jeeezus did not just rely on the scriptures..... He had another sugo to validate his arrival; He had God speak from the heavens to validate his authority; His magical powers proved his claim. So said the stories.


    Manalo had what? nothing but air. puro yabang lang. :lol:
    FELIX MANALO: The true story of a man who locked himself in a room for three days

    March 27 2017 at 6:33 PM Sebastian Rauffenburg (Login Sebastian_Rauffenburg)

    True Story:

    Once upon a time, "before the ends of the earth, hahah" there was a man from Taguig, Rizal. A short 5'4" Filipino man whose name was Felix Manalo. One day in November of 1913, he locked himself in a very humid dark room in Eusebio Sunga's house for a 3 days and 3 nights, without food, water or sleep. Have you ever gone without sleep for 72 hours? What about without food or water?

    Well Felix did, and he came out alive and coherent to claim he was God's chosen! Yes, that he was chosen by God. (You can't make this stuff up).

    For three days and nights. He overcame hunger, thirst and sleep for three days straight locked in this room. He didn't even so much as leave this dark room to go urinate or poop. So I can imagine how disgusting the room must have been during his "intensive study" time and conversation with God.(Seriously, you can't make this stuff up...all true so far)

    If my friend locked himself in a room and he emerged three days later smelling like a homeless man telling me, "I know what God wants me to do, because I am chosen". I would call 911! Because my dear Felix has just gone "over the edge" of insanity, suffering from mental illness.

    Yet here we in 2017, with logical thinking adults who are devout INC members actually believing a 5'4" thin Filipino would lock himself in a room with his own excrement near-by in a hot, humid, toxic filled room (because of the poo-poo and urine) and come out perfectly normal? If Felix Manalo were alive today telling his story of how God called, he would get a one-way ticket to the loony-bin.

    And they call us "crazy" because we left the church and decided to use that brain God gave you. Whose "crazy" now.
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  • 100 FAMOUS SHORT MEN EVERYONE CAN LOOK UP TO

    https://www.themodestman.com/100-famous-short-men/

    Nyahaha:bop: Malinaw wala si Felix Manalo sa listahan ng famous short men.

    Wala naman talagang saysay tong si Felix manalo.:bop:
  • Trollmeister
    Trollmeister B?nned for trolling PEX
    ay naku siguro namatay sa kakatawa si Rosita Trillanes sa liit ng t1t1 ni Felix Manaloko :rotflmao:
  • RavlaM wrote: »
    Nyahaha:bop: Malinaw wala si Felix Manalo sa listahan ng famous short men.

    Wala naman talagang saysay tong si Felix manalo.:bop:

    He did not need to be famous. If anything he was infamous to the world because he did not belong to the world, as is the whole church.

    AT LALONG HINDI MAHALAGA ANG PHYSICAL LOOKS ng isang tao DAHIL PUSO NGA ang importante sa Diyos. Idinadaan mo sa AD HOM. Proud kaya sa yo sina El Cid at Ferdinand sa ganyang klase ng kukote mo? :glee:

    John 15:18-21
    King James Version (KJV)

    18 If the world hate you, ye know that it hated me before it hated you.

    19 If ye were of the world, the world would love his own: but because ye are not of the world, but I have chosen you out of the world, therefore the world hateth you.

    20 Remember the word that I said unto you, The servant is not greater than his lord. If they have persecuted me, they will also persecute you; if they have kept my saying, they will keep yours also.

    21 But all these things will they do unto you for my name's sake, because they know not him that sent me.

    Talagang walang saysay siya sa sanlibutan dahil ang may saysay sa sanlibutan ay mga makalamang bagay na iniaalok ng diablo :D
  • He did not need to be famous. If anything he was infamous to the world because he did not belong to the world, as is the whole church.

    Gunggong! Ang founder ng sinasabi mong "one true church (kuno)" eh never heard sa mundo? Si felix Manalo ay ang sugong never heard.:bop:
    AT LALONG HINDI MAHALAGA ANG PHYSICAL LOOKS ng isang tao DAHIL PUSO NGA ang importante sa Diyos. Idinadaan mo sa AD HOM. Proud kaya sa yo sina El Cid at Ferdinand sa ganyang klase ng kukote mo? :glee:

    *****! Rapist si Felix Manalo! Nahihibang ka ba?
    John 15:18-21
    King James Version (KJV)

    18 If the world hate you, ye know that it hated me before it hated you.

    19 If ye were of the world, the world would love his own: but because ye are not of the world, but I have chosen you out of the world, therefore the world hateth you.

    20 Remember the word that I said unto you, The servant is not greater than his lord. If they have persecuted me, they will also persecute you; if they have kept my saying, they will keep yours also.

    21 But all these things will they do unto you for my name's sake, because they know not him that sent me.

    Di ba sabi ninyo sugo siya? Ano pa ang saysay ng pagiging sugo niya kung parang utot lang siya.
    Talagang walang saysay siya sa sanlibutan dahil ang may saysay sa sanlibutan ay mga makalamang bagay na iniaalok ng diablo :D

    So inaamin mo na si Felix Manalo ay isang sugong walang saysay. In other word walang kuwenta, walang kabuluhan na sugo.:bop:
  • RavlaM wrote: »
    Gunggong! Ang founder ng sinasabi mong "one true church (kuno)" eh never heard sa mundo? Si felix Manalo ay ang sugong never heard.:bop:



    *****! Rapist si Felix Manalo! Nahihibang ka ba?



    Di ba sabi ninyo sugo siya? Ano pa ang saysay ng pagiging sugo niya kung parang utot lang siya.



    So inaamin mo na si Felix Manalo ay isang sugong walang saysay. In other word walang kuwenta, walang kabuluhan na sugo.:bop:

    SABI MO MISMO, naka-front page - de SIKAT NA PALA NOON PA! *****!
  • SABI MO MISMO, naka-front page - de SIKAT NA PALA NOON PA! *****!

    Korek, sikat sa kasamaan si Felix Manalo :bop: Pero hanggang Pilipinas lang. Hunghang talaga!
  • RavlaM wrote: »
    Korek, sikat sa kasamaan si Felix Manalo :bop: Pero hanggang Pilipinas lang. Hunghang talaga!

    Ang pinag-uusapan dito ay KASIKATAN o kung KILALA ba o HINDI! :glee:

    KINAKAIN mo ang sarili mong suka, Inday!

    So INAAMIN mong SIKAT siya pero binabatikos o hinuhusgahan ng mali, kagaya ng ginagawa sa MARAMING SIKAT na binabato ng maraming paratang at chismis. :naughty:
  • Philippines-Based Megachurch Rallies in Times Square for Superstorm Sandy Relief
    Donations and Outreach Benefit NYC Homeless, First Responders, and Hospitals

    NEW YORK, Nov. 21, 2012 /PRNewswire/ -- In the devastating wake of Hurricane Sandy, the Iglesia ni Cristo (Church of Christ) hosted an International Aid for Humanity event in New York City on Tuesday, Nov. 20, 2012.

    (Photo: http://photos.prnewswire.com/prnh/20121121/NY17621 )

    The Philippines-based church's charitable arm, the Felix Y. Manalo Foundation, made a total donation of $150,000 to the New York City Police Foundation, the FDNY Foundation, Bellevue Hospital Center and Coney Island Hospital – all of which were adversely affected by the huge storm.

    The event was attended by noted local and international dignitaries and an estimated 3,000 volunteers from the Church. The volunteers also handed out "goodwill bags" containing survival essentials to the homeless and others in need.

    "We chose to host Tuesday's event in Times Square, one of the most visible places in the world, in hopes that it would help boost morale, give people hope, and remind everyone of the importance of helping their fellow man – which is something that is fundamental to our faith," explained Dr. Sergie P. Santos, III, spokesman for the Felix Y. Manalo Foundation.

    The International Aid for Humanity event on Nov. 20 was attended by the following dignitaries:

    Office of the Mayor – Commissioner Fatima Shama and Maria Cruz Lee, Department of Immigrant Affairs
    New York City Police Foundation – Susan Birnbaum, President; Gregg Roberts, Executive Director; Judith Dynia, Program Director
    FDNY Foundation – Jean O'Shay, President; Susan Wipper, Director
    New York Health and Hospitals Corporation – Joe Schick and Tamiru Mammo
    Philippine Mission to the United Nations – Ambassador Libran Cabactulan
    Philippine Consulate General in New York – Ambassador Mario DeLeon; Theresa Dizon-deVega, Deputy Consul General; Felipe Carino, Consul
    New York Neighborhood Coalition for the Homeless – Prema Mennon

    https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/philippines-based-megachurch-rallies-in-times-square-for-superstorm-sandy-relief-180395921.html

    MEGA-CHURCH DAW! :naughty:
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