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barkada bloopers

hey guys wanna share some of your barkadas funniest moments? here's mine...when we we're out on a gimik,we're on or way to alabang.cguro mga 4 na sasakyan kami,so convoy kami papunta dun.then bago kami umalis yung isa kong guy friend sabi "hoy pare!coboy tayo ha!"then we we're all laughing out loud kc what he means pala is CONVOY!
-then one time may gimik sa alabang ulit eh gusto ata magkape nung guy friend namin sabi niya "tara bili tayo sa starburks"(w/c means STARBUCKS)
-same guy friend while watching a concert sabi niya, "ah pare!pag lang nag-concert dito bone thugs collection Manonood talaga ako!un pala BONE THUGS N HARMONY!
-yung isa naman naming friend eh maloko yun sabi dun sa isa naming barkada,"ate may concert freestlye ngayon ah.sayang hindi nyo napanood yung fronting (meaning FRONT ACT) yung bandang THE CIRCLE (meaning FIRST CIRCLE) meron pang isa ung THE SECOND CIRCLE!hehehe
-yung guy friend ko my baby cousin na minsan nag-stay sa kanila.eh nakita niya nag thumbsuck yung baby,so sabi niya "'nay ang laki laki na nag nanapsack pa!"

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  • slayer_8slayer_8 Member PExer
    uhm ... last week, nagpunta kami sa banahaw. super mabato dun sa 'ilog'. basta, we were walking, then may narinig kaming splash. paglingon ko, yung isang friend ko nasa tubig na. naghulog siya ... as in ... nag-360 degree turn siya. since then, hawak na siya nung guide namin. hehe. i'll juz post uli pag may naalala ako.
  • H_K_IH_K_I Member PExer
    -Nasa harap kami ng house ng isa sa mga barkada ko, pinapaayos yung kotse nya kaya at kailangan talaga naming umalis kaya pumapara kami ng kahit anong kotse na dumaan (paloko lang). Gulat kami ng may tumigil ngang isang van kaya lang pagbukas ng pinto ay puno ito ng mga...BADING! Ala na kaming nagawa kundi tumakbo sa loob...mukhang hihilahin na nila kami eh. :rotflmao:

    yung iba later na lang...kapag naalala ko
  • TriglycerideTriglyceride keep cool my babies! PExer
    The funniest moments where back in highschool for me..

    Back in highschool, we like to hang out at the cafeteria,well one day,one of my friends was doodling away on her table napkin..writing random words. At one point she tried to write the M and M theme but instead she wrote: melt in your mouth not in your arms :lol: she was mercilessly clowned!!!

    I have a friend who said "Ayy...grow" (gross) :lol:

    Senior year , we were taking pictures of our barkada. Well, we wanted to have a group pic so we set the timer on the camera. After almost half a minute of plastered smiles, my friend got impatient and started walking towards the camera...the rest of us..well, we all thought it wasn't gonna take our picture so we all "unposed"....the camera clicked as soon as my friend was about 2 feet away from it...when the pictures were printed :lol:..all of us kept saying that it would make a great album cover because we all look like "band members". The lead singer being my friend who was upclose to the camera (and the look on her face it's like "What the-") and all of us behind her spread out....malalayo ang tingin!!! We got a kick out of that picture!!


    rami pa :)
  • huminhumin Member PExer
    Originally posted by slayer_8
    uhm ... last week, nagpunta kami sa banahaw. super mabato dun sa 'ilog'. basta, we were walking, then may narinig kaming splash. paglingon ko, yung isang friend ko nasa tubig na. naghulog siya ... as in ... nag-360 degree turn siya. since then, hawak na siya nung guide namin. hehe. i'll juz post uli pag may naalala ako.

    slayer_8 , naalala ko rin tuloy yung banahaw namin....ung friend kong guy na nagvolunteer na magdala ng isa kong bag eh na out of balance, ayun..... nahulog lang naman sha sa ilog kasama ng backpack nya tapos nasa pocket lang nya yung cell nya.
    and then dun naman sa husgado (sa may cave yung sobrang sikip), yung isa naming blockmate, sumabit yung shorts nya dun sa isang bato..... malamang nagtaka sha nung after nya makalusot dun eh wala na pla shang shorts....

    :rotfl:
  • j&gj&g Member PExer
    just last week, nakasakay kami ng fx ng friend ko from school pauwi... then we were talking about aga and charlene... tapos tinanong ko sha kung napanuod niya yung interview kay igi boy nung sunday sa the buzz... sabi niya hinde... tapos, sabi ko, "hindi naman pala gwapo si igi boy eh!" tapos ang reply niya eh "eh hindi din naman maganda si [/b]danica noh!":lol: hehe! akala niya si oyo boy yung tinutukoy ko!:D
  • MygzMygz Namie's Husband PExer
    my barkada and i were at glorietta... we were sitting on the benches outside TGI Friday's... pagtingin namin sa loob there was this group of sexy women who were giving us the eye... exciten naman kami... then upon closer inspection, napasigaw ako...

    "p*tang ina, may adam's apple!"
  • ^ganda^^ganda^ Magandang sadistA PExer
    isang beses nakaupo kme sa labas ng bahay ng isa kong friend, tas may nakapark na scooter don sa may gate nila, yung friend ko simakay tas nagpretend na umaandar yung scooter, then my humirit, "naks feeling mikee ha" (refering sa honda ad ni mikee na nasa scooter sya) then ang gaga kong frined ndi nagets, lumingon lingon tas my nakitang aso sa likod nya sabay sabi "sinong mikee? ah eto?? uy mikee chuchuchu mikee chuchu" lahat kme sobrang tawa ng tawa.
  • banzaibanzai Member PExer
    I had this freind in college na trying hard na pasosyal. Okay na sana pero when she said barbecue, she pronounced as 'varvecue'. Inay!

    My cousin told me this story. After a drinking spree mid-afternoon, he took the bus home. So he fell asleep in the back, and when he woke up, he noticed that his right shoulder was soaking wet. Yun pala tulo laway siya. I can just imagine how he looked with something slimy trailing down his mouth. Tapos nababako pa yung bus kaya natataktak yung laway niya!
  • slayer_8slayer_8 Member PExer
    Originally posted by humin
    Originally posted by slayer_8
    uhm ... last week, nagpunta kami sa banahaw. super mabato dun sa 'ilog'. basta, we were walking, then may narinig kaming splash. paglingon ko, yung isang friend ko nasa tubig na. naghulog siya ... as in ... nag-360 degree turn siya. since then, hawak na siya nung guide namin. hehe. i'll juz post uli pag may naalala ako.

    slayer_8 , naalala ko rin tuloy yung banahaw namin....ung friend kong guy na nagvolunteer na magdala ng isa kong bag eh na out of balance, ayun..... nahulog lang naman sha sa ilog kasama ng backpack nya tapos nasa pocket lang nya yung cell nya.
    and then dun naman sa husgado (sa may cave yung sobrang sikip), yung isa naming blockmate, sumabit yung shorts nya dun sa isang bato..... malamang nagtaka sha nung after nya makalusot dun eh wala na pla shang shorts....

    :rotfl:

    astig!! kami din!! yung blockmate ko din ... nastuck sa husgado! we had to pray for him!! eh, first group kami na pumasok ... tipo bang may 35+ people pa sa likod niya. ang saya talaga sa banahaw ... kelan ka nagpunta dun? :)
  • huminhumin Member PExer
    astig!! kami din!! yung blockmate ko din ... nastuck sa husgado! we had to pray for him!! eh, first group kami na pumasok ... tipo bang may 35+ people pa sa likod niya. ang saya talaga sa banahaw ... kelan ka nagpunta dun? :) [/QUOTE]

    we went there last march 17-18.... kyo? two of my blockmates suffered from heat stroke and umusok ung buong katawan nung isa (literally) nung paakyat sa kalbaryo. buti nlang di na ko sumama don, nagpaiwan kme ng friend ko dun sa prang kubo, then we just helped in cooking para may palusot hehehe....

    ang yabang ko pa nga dun sa husgado, nagvolunteer ako na isa sa mga mauuna. the guide warned us....wla daw magmumura sa loob since it's a holy place, etc.... then dun sa pababa plang, sabi kapain daw ng paa pra di mahulog.....sabi ko dun sa guide.... tang*na, ****, ***** naman o ayoko na dito! .... i was so bitchy kse sobrang takot ako, buti nlang the guide was really patient....

    then we had to take a bath in the river without shampoo/soap.... pro it was all part of the fun i guess.... ok ung experience diba?...
    sorry ha, nagkwento na ko dito.....
  • sheila314sheila314 Member PExer
    everytime na pupunta kme sa house ng friend ko... pipilitin namin na pagkasyahin ang 9 persons sa isang tricycle! kaya sobrang siksikan na kme at hirap na hirap sa loob ng tricyle pero tawa pa din ng tawa kc nakikita na kme ng mga tao sa labas at natatawa na sila sa itsura namin...isa kong ngang friend nakalawit na paa nya sa labas!! tapos ung driver dikit na dikit na dun sa handle nung motor kc apat kmeng nagsisiksikan dun sa likod.. =P
  • TriglycerideTriglyceride keep cool my babies! PExer
    Originally posted by sheila314
    everytime na pupunta kme sa house ng friend ko... pipilitin namin na pagkasyahin ang 9 persons sa isang tricycle! kaya sobrang siksikan na kme at hirap na hirap sa loob ng tricyle pero tawa pa din ng tawa kc nakikita na kme ng mga tao sa labas at natatawa na sila sa itsura namin...isa kong ngang friend nakalawit na paa nya sa labas!! tapos ung driver dikit na dikit na dun sa handle nung motor kc apat kmeng nagsisiksikan dun sa likod.. =P

    :lol: :laugh: :rotflmao: :lol:
  • cHarL!e's AngELcHarL!e's AngEL couch potato :) ✭✭✭
    we were gonna watch American Pie in G4 but they didn't let us in coz we didn't look 18 (especially me! :beam: ) so we ended up seeing Mod Squad &we were pretty upset coz we were set to laugh our heads off. suddenly my friend whispered quite loudly, "Jen, wag ka mag-aral dito!" we were so noisy coz we were all laughin at her..sa sobrang bored nag-aral na lang!! :bookish: :rotflmao:

    dami pa, also w/ my HS barkada but i'll post next time coz i have to recall them :flwrface:
  • qtpieqtpie Registered User PExer
    yun namang kwento ng barkada ko is nung minsan na outing namin sa subic..

    we went to this deserted beach.. at super kami lang ang tao dun so we were free to do anything we want to..

    seven kaming andun (3 girls :girl: and 4 boys :boy:) so nung medyo pagod na sila from catching brabs sa shore... nagpunta na sila sa water... three of them eh nasa medyo malalim... yung isa nasa shore.. eh nag dare sila na ALL WALANG DAMIT!! as in ALL! so ayun they started noh...

    una alis nila mga shorts nila :beam:
    sabay paikot above their heads

    then slowly pamandin eh.. (sabay sibak) inalis nila mga briefs nila! (imagine yung friend ko na nasa shore eh nagaalis ren! :wow2: )

    kami namang mga gerls eh mahilig mamboso so nilalapitan namin sila para maka kita naman kami... :bigteeth:

    edi trying hard sila na lumayo sa amin noh, they were so frantic to wear their briefs (kahit brief nalang para nde namin makita) na takbo na pala sila papunta sa mas mababaw na... so kahit hindi nila sadya... WE SAW THEIR BUTTS!! all 8 Pairs of butt cheeks! ahehehehe :rotflmao:
  • ibarramediaibarramedia Member PExer
    I remember this funny anecdote back in the philippines. My friends and I were challenged to a rumble in new alabang many years ago. When we got there , we realized that the freaking cowards called up an alliance of 7 other gangs so we left in hurry. Big time. We saw this trycycle in bf executive village and told the dude we'll pay him a couple of a hundred bucks to get us into bf homes phase I. We boarded the thing all 15 of us some sitting on the roof and whatnot some in the cargo bay, others hanging on the entrance. God! we really packed it in. next thing you know, the motorcycle part and the cab split in 2. We rolled about 4 feet then crashed into the grass. The dude was so pissed but he could not complain because we paid him 400 bucks instead and we far out numbered him plus we carried baseball bats and chains.
  • chobas_angelchobas_angel angel natalie ;) PExer
    when i was still in college, my blockmates and i were playing uno stacko sa amphi. tapos yung isa naming blockmate nakita kami. sabi niya, "uy, sali ako ng Jingga!" WAHAHAHAHA... :rotfl: tawa kami ng tawa... mali na nga yung pangalan, mali pa yung pronounciation!... hahaha, na-barok sa sobrang excite... :laugh:
  • *Zaphne**Zaphne* VaaaVaaVooooom!!!! PExer
    I remember in high school, my friend Olive and I were walking leisurely along the covered walk, when I suddenly tripped. Naturally, I tried to grab onto her to keep my balance. Nagulat na lang ako nung biglang nagsisisigaw 'yung friend ko ---> I was holding on to BOTH her boobies pala! Hehehehehh......nagtaka talaga ako noon dahil parang ang lambot ng nakapitan ko.

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