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Cheesy Lines

RULES: ask with a question...

then answer with a chessy line... hahaha...

:rotflmao::D:lol::bop:
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  • matri_XXXXmatri_XXXX PEx Veteran ⭐⭐
    Ill go first...

    Q: Puede ba pumikit?
    A: kase, nasisilaw ako sa kagandahan mo...

    hahaha, sobrang cheesy! :D
  • matri_XXXXmatri_XXXX PEx Veteran ⭐⭐
    Q: puede mo ba kong samahan sa psychiatrist?
    A: kse magdala daw ako ng kinababaliwan ko eh!

    HAHAHAHAAAAAA.... CHEEEESSSSYYYY!
  • matri_XXXXmatri_XXXX PEx Veteran ⭐⭐
    Q: Hindi ka ba nabibingi?
    A: Kse ikaw na lang palagi ang sinisigaw ng puso ko!

    HAHAHAHAHAAA... CHEEEEESSSSSSYYYYY!
  • q : miss may asthma ka ba ?


    answer : coz u take my breath away ! :D
  • q:kung ako ay isang bagay anu ako para saiyo?
    a: isa kang volley-ball, i wont let you fall!
  • miss, are you single?

    why?

    can i take you?
  • hellboy2828hellboy2828 PEx Rookie ⭐
    You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
    Her: Why?
    You: Because I love you.
    Her: What's the connection?

    You: YOU AND ME. :bashful:
  • Boy: Gusto mo libre kita ng siomai?
    Girl: ha Bakit? Anong meron? Birthday mo?
    Boy: di ko birthday, wala lang....
    Girl: I just want to SIOMAI Love for you :)
  • Him: May Kandila Ka ba dyan? Pakitirik naman dito sa dibdib ko... Para sa puso kong patay na patay sa'yo...

    sobrang cheesy...
  • matri_XXXXmatri_XXXX PEx Veteran ⭐⭐
    glochic wrote: »
    Him: May Kandila Ka ba dyan? Pakitirik naman dito sa dibdib ko... Para sa puso kong patay na patay sa'yo...

    sobrang cheesy...

    hahaha lol!:rotflmao:
  • Q: Nagcontact lens ka ba?
    A: ang ganda kasi ng mata mo.. nagsspark..

    This is a real story... I experienced it XD
  • Based on true story....:lol:

    Scenario: The girl is so worried due to her job, which requires her to hire/interview applicants.


    Me: Why are you so worried?

    Her: Wala pa ako makitang applicant na pwede sa mga positions na kailangan,,,waaaah I'm a little stress...hehe

    Me: Pwede ba akong mag-apply?

    Her: San naman? anong position?

    Me: Sa Puso mo :love: :lol:

    Her: Ewan ko sayo, kulit mo talaga.....Kiss na nga lang kita (Joke lang tong line na to, wish ko lang....ahahahah):rotflmao:



    Kilig moment yan!
  • kikay_cute_17kikay_cute_17 PEx Veteran ⭐⭐
    Sana holdaper ka na lang... para ibibigay ko lahat sa 'yo... 'wag mo lang akong sasaktan
  • F-A SoldierF-A Soldier PEx Influencer ⭐⭐⭐
    Do you have a mirror in your pocket?

    Because I can see myself in your pants.
  • Me: Miss daig mo pa ang traffic sa Edsa at sa C5...

    Girl: Bakit?


    Me: Because of you, I can't move on! :naughty:



    Me: Miss pwede ba magtanong?

    Girl: Anu yun?


    Me: Kapag IKAW ba at AKO pinagsama.... Magiging tayo? :naughty:


    Me: Miss!!! Umutot ka ba!?

    Girl: :grrr: Huh!? Hindi bakit!?


    Me: Co'z You Blew me Away eh! :naughty:
  • F-A SoldierF-A Soldier PEx Influencer ⭐⭐⭐
    Hey you know what I just realized?

    You look a lot like my next girlfriend.

    Are you an alien?

    Because you abducted my heart.
  • mykxczamykxcza PEx Veteran ⭐⭐
    cajunken wrote: »
    Me: Miss daig mo pa ang traffic sa Edsa at sa C5...

    Girl: Bakit?


    Me: Because of you, I can't move on! :naughty:



    Me: Miss pwede ba magtanong?

    Girl: Anu yun?


    Me: Kapag IKAW ba at AKO pinagsama.... Magiging tayo? :naughty:


    Me: Miss!!! Umutot ka ba!?

    Girl: :grrr: Huh!? Hindi bakit!?


    Me: Co'z You Blew me Away eh! :naughty:

    panalo!:rotflmao:
  • ako : member ka ba ng PEX?

    sya : oo bakit

    ako : ah kaya pala

    sya : kaya pala ano

    ako : nakaka-adik ka

    :D
  • Me: Ang pagmamahal ko sayo ay parang Shell... (gas station)

    GF: Bakit naman?

    Me: Because with Shell, "Every Drop Counts!!" :naughty:


    :grrr:*Nung nagtatalo kame ng Ex ko*:grrr:

    Me: Bakit ka ba ganyan halos lahat nalang ng lalake pinapatulan mo... PARA KANG SAMSUNG HA!?

    EX: Samsung!?!?!?!

    Me: Samsung... "Everyone is invited!"
    :naughty:

    :bop:* Si ate na nagtitinda ng Candies sa Megamall*:bop:

    Me: Ate pwede bang makahingi ng sample?

    Girl: Anong Candy sir?

    Me: Ayyy sori miss... akala ko binebenta mo din yang Matamis mong Labi eh... :naughty:
  • Me: Ahhh Miss, Hindi ka pa ba napapagod?

    Girl: Huh!?

    Me: "Kasi panay takbo ng isip ko kahahabol sayo!":naughty:



    Me: Alam mo... para ka kasing TA3 eh...

    Gf: Ha!? Bakit naman!?

    Me: "Hindi Kasi Kita Kayang Paglaruan!!" :naughty:




    Me: Miss may nagsabi na ba sayo na para kang Pintuan?

    Girl: Ha? Bakit?

    Me: "Ang sarap mo kasing pasukan at labasan eh..."
    :naughty:
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