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RedhotOne
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Hey girls! I received the following from a friend that was meant to be a joke but I think there's a lot of truth to it. Anong comment nyo? The PEx guys are welcome to add their opinions also.
A WOMAN'S PRAYER:
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong; one who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks; one who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed, when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door; massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind; knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
I pray that this man will love me to no end, and always be my very best friend.
Ahh-men!
A WOMAN'S PRAYER:
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong; one who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks; one who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed, when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door; massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind; knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
I pray that this man will love me to no end, and always be my very best friend.
Ahh-men!
Comments
oi... best friend & smart plus listen long... masaya na ko:love:
kung smart.. obvious na employed siya & most likely
he'll think before he speaks, and if he listens long most likely
he's not a CREEP.
Di ko na kailangan tanungin kung malaki ba behind ko?
Don't state the obvious.:rolleyes:
i won't spend his cash, but i'd like him to save for our future. And I'd rather do the massage for him & never pa ko nagdasal na maka-jackpot ng headturner na lalaki.(dahil mahirap magkaron ng uberr gwapo na BF):rotflmao:
:love:
Except for:
"when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed."
- I don't like using other person's money. Bahala ** sa pera nya, bahala ako sa pera ko.
"Pulls out my chair and opens my door; massages my back and begs to do more. "
- I don't like an uber gentle guy.
"knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?' "
- Haha! This is stupid... I'd rather not ask this question than to hear a lie.
Except for line # 4, yes, thats basically what I want in a man, hehe.
Regarding line 4, I have my own money so he better make sure he also has his own money. I always get sad whenever I hear couples fighting because of money.:(
Line 6 doesnt offend me though. Whether my @ss is big or not doesnt bother me, just as long as he can accept me for who i am, fat @ss and all.
ndi na ata uso ang pull out d chair at open d door... sum women get mad pa nga pag ginawa yun ng guys.
chaka bat klangan pang itanong kung malaki ang wetpu nila eh d tignan na lang nila sa salamin... duh! :rolleyes:
May kulang ata sa dasal, men with cars and with same level (social class) with them, hahaha....
those are just ideals. wishful thinking. nagbabaksakali maibigay.
swerte kung lahat yan mabigay sa amin ni Papa God. pero in reality, ang binibigay sa atin naman ay yung kailangan natin sa buhay talaga- para maggrow as a person. *okay*
one who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks;
massages my back and begs to do more.
this man will love me to no end,
and always be my very best friend.
> super kuntento na ko dito..
Below is my version:
IT'S MY PRAYER:
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong; one who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks; one who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed and save money for future.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door without asking him to do so; massages my back when needed and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind; knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
I pray that this man will love me to no end, and always be my very best friend.
lol
Seriously, I'm sure there are still many ladies out there who want to be treated with respect and consideration by their male companions. Those who resent gentlemanly acts most likely have other issues besides just having the guy open a door or pull a chair for them.
I prefer to err on the side of behaving courteously than the other way around. In other words, I like to think that all women are ladies until they prove me wrong.
violetbabe, walang masama kung magbasakali at humiling ka ng ideal mo. Sabi nga, "nothing ventured, nothing gained" at "ask and you shal receive."
Ghost Rider, yung ibang girls ok na sa kanila kahit walang car ang guy as long as he has all the other positive traits.
RedhotOne → =], hmm,. so glad that you like our versions..
demonic angel → *cheers*
Ghost Rider → yah, tama si RedhotOne.. most of us, girls are
not materialistic, mas prefer namin yung personality na meron
ang isang guy, kaysa yung mga magagarang bagay na meron s'ya..
*okay*
Lpreema06, I particularly like what you said about "I pray he's gainfully employed and save money for future." You think wisely, my friend. *okay*
Ang lalaking:
mayaman
gwapo
matalino
sincere
faithful
ay isa lamang ilusyon...
:glee:
kung kunin mo yung mayaman (in the making pa lang) at faithful (never), ako na to.
sum gurls wanna be treated like guys...
sum guys dont wanna be macho(nurin) to the gurls. :rotflmao:
OK naman ang equal rights sa ibang bagay but the female is biologically different from the male, and most of them accept that difference. I know many women who still enjoy being feminine and they do not try to "out-macho" the guys.
i still like it if the guy opens doors for me. whenever someone does this i say thank you kasi nga bihira na nga hehe!
Merry Christmas!
Ask and you shall receive, marge. Ayan nag-volunteer na si Crusty_D_Clown. hehe