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amoy utot!

daepakendaepaken Registered User PExer

given the choice na baguhin ang amoy ng utot mo, ano ang gusto mong maging amoy nito?

ako gusto ko maging amoy adobo ang utot ko, lalo na pag gutom na gutom ako tapos walang kwenta ung ulam! shet! ang sarap non! kanin na lang ang kulang!

o kaya albatross. para pag ebs mo, all you need to do is build up some fart in your ***** them voila! the comfort smells nice and fresh for the next user!
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  • kartoonistakartoonista Member PExer
    Polo XS o kaya cK1 para sosi. Kaya lang pag ganito di kaya conyo ang labas? Nyek! nanira pa. :D
  • jumpmaniajumpmania Member PExer
    why would you want your fart's smell to change?
    nothing beats the smell of a fart, lalo na yung tahimik.
    panalo!:*)
  • 11# UST_guard'9811# UST_guard'98 Camp Lejeune PExer
    Originally posted by jumpmania
    why would you want your fart's smell to change?
    nothing beats the smell of a fart, lalo na yung tahimik.
    panalo!:*)

    :lol:
  • alam niyo ba na umuutot ang aso?!?! i only found out recently...when my dog was sitting next to me and the fan was facing her. grabe, SUPER baho! akala ko nga muna, ako, but then i realized that the STENCH was emanating from my DOG!!!! Mwahahahahahahaha!!!! :p i swear, funny talaga. and FYI, mas mabaho pa sa utot ng tao. kind of the same smell, but more um, CONCENTRATED. :D
  • kahit ano... basta gusto ko ung amoy REFRESHING :smile: hindi ung kapansinpansin ung amoy :lol: sabay takip ng ilong :D:D:D :girl: :lol::lol::lol:
  • pronestarpronestar prone to anything PExer
    i don't think i want to change my nauseating, sick-smelling fart. sarap kaya non! besides, i don't want dogs trailing behind my ***** when they smell food in there!
  • daepakendaepaken Registered User PExer

    pati baboy umuutot! may piggery kasi kami dati. tapos ung isang baboy namin nanganganak na. tapos ayun, nahihirapan. maya-maya.... prrrrrttt. grabe lakas! talo utot kO! jumpmania, kaya mabantot utot mo, may sabit na un! tingnan mo brief mo. hehehe
  • jumpmaniajumpmania Member PExer
    Originally posted by daepaken

    pati baboy umuutot! may piggery kasi kami dati. tapos ung isang baboy namin nanganganak na. tapos ayun, nahihirapan. maya-maya.... prrrrrttt. grabe lakas! talo utot kO! jumpmania, kaya mabantot utot mo, may sabit na un! tingnan mo brief mo. hehehe

    the pig has talent.
    :lol::lol::lol:

    daepaken, about the 'sabit thing'...that's the perfect reason why i don't wear white underwear.
    :lol::lol::lol:
  • TEMPLARTEMPLAR Member PExer
    daepaken, jumpmania: hindi kaya ang sinasabi mong sabit ay nagiging material, ibig sabihin from gas to solid. natutunan ko sa jologs dictionary, dito din sa buhay pinoy, na ang tawag dito ay burnik!:boom:
  • zschownhezschownhe patch = pogi PExer
    ....basta ako yung amoy itlog pa rin ang da best at hindi ko yun pagpapalit :lol:.....


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  • PorkChop :o)PorkChop :o) Member PEx Influencer ⭐⭐⭐
    hahahahaha .. bakit di mo ba nararamdaman kapag umuuto ka.. nakupo deadly yan .. hahahaha :lol::bop:
    Originally posted by crushangbayan
    alam niyo ba na umuutot ang aso?!?! i only found out recently...when my dog was sitting next to me and the fan was facing her. grabe, SUPER baho! akala ko nga muna, ako, but then i realized that the STENCH was emanating from my DOG!!!! Mwahahahahahahaha!!!! :p i swear, funny talaga. and FYI, mas mabaho pa sa utot ng tao. kind of the same smell, but more um, CONCENTRATED. :D

    ako gusto ko amoy johnson's powder para refreshing.. hehehehe
  • GollumGollum I killed Deagol PExer
    ako gusto amoy pastry yung utot ko. para habang nagkakape at nagbabasa ng libro, deli na deli ang atmosphere... :D:D

    daepaken: pauso ka na naman!! :evilgrin::bop:
  • EugeneEugene Ang Nasa Kanto PExer
    Sigurado ka bang utot yan? Baka may kasamang sabaw! Lalangawin kang lalo. Madulas na ba? Heto dahon ng cogon.

    Napapatawa na naman mula sa kanto... Eugene

  • am maho naman ng thlead nato! :crazy:
  • alam nyo bang may kulay ang utot?

    totoo! tignan nyo brief or panties nyo,
    diba minsan merong brown or ano pa nga ba!
  • coffeemugcoffeemug a shot of java PExer
    Originally posted by Gollum
    ako gusto amoy pastry yung utot ko. para habang nagkakape at nagbabasa ng libro, deli na deli ang atmosphere... :D:D

    :evilgrin::bop:

    aba, sosyal:lol::D...
  • pronestarpronestar prone to anything PExer
    Originally posted by theEnglishBeat
    alam nyo bang may kulay ang utot?

    totoo! tignan nyo brief or panties nyo,
    diba minsan merong brown or ano pa nga ba!

    di lang basta utot yan, kailangan mo nang ideretso sa cr yan!!! :lol:
  • jumpmaniajumpmania Member PExer
    Originally posted by theEnglishBeat
    alam nyo bang may kulay ang utot?

    totoo! tignan nyo brief or panties nyo,
    diba minsan merong brown or ano pa nga ba!

    the brown, yellowish, sometimes greeny thing is called SKID MARKS.
    it rules!!!
    :bop:
    :lol:
  • pronestarpronestar prone to anything PExer
    Originally posted by jumpmania
    Originally posted by theEnglishBeat
    alam nyo bang may kulay ang utot?

    totoo! tignan nyo brief or panties nyo,
    diba minsan merong brown or ano pa nga ba!

    the brown, yellowish, sometimes greeny thing is called SKID MARKS.
    it rules!!!
    :bop:
    :lol:

    make like pronestar and don't wear undies at all!!!
    no undies rules!
  • jumpmaniajumpmania Member PExer
    i agree pronestar.
    i definitely agree.
    :yum::yum::yum:

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