SirZap wrote: »
well! the last time we had a drink... he told me that he believes in Christ but he's not baptized :rotflmao:
then I asked his favorite buddy Mammon, what's their religion? and he answered "Luciferism" because they follow him. But Lucifer/Satan retorted and said but they are not yet baptized
Mammon, who must be high taking weed, insisted that they need not be baptized and they just declare their allegiance. so Satan said "ok" and drank his beer... Mammon shouted to Satan "traitor!"... Satan asked why? Mammon said you're drinking San Miguel beer :bop:
So Mammon asked why Satan likes that beer... he answered, because its the best beer in the world... and Mammon asked another question: "Are you filipino"? and Satan answered "yes" but giving out the details would be off topic
Mammon said "ok time to pass the weed"
Knowing something is different from believing in something. The former is a mere mechanical act of empirical nature, while the latter is a highly personal act of volitional nature.
visionarylink wrote: »
He's an Old Testament god.
Takesis wrote: »
Cool, a Gnostic like me!
...I mean, that is if you believe Lucifer/serpent of Eden and Jesus the Messaih are the same Being too.
I mean, being banished for eden just for knowing what's right and wrong? E kung di sila napaalis, si Adan at si Eba parin tao ngayon.
(But I believe more in evolution, really.)