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Tetay nagpa-ospital dahil ayaw patalbog kay Hope

By: Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.
PETE-TIK

AYAW na ayaw at super hate talaga ni Kris Aquino ang natatalbugan siya ka-ya dahil may pasabog kuno si Hope sa Startalk last Saturday, nagpa-ospital din siya (makipagkumpetensiya vah? Ha! Ha! Ha!) How deplorably cheap!).

‘Yun nga lang, hindi na-man talaga ganun ka-explosive ang naging pasabog ni Hopia dahil edited daw ang mga provocative commentaries nito on James Yap for two reasons - nakarating sa kanilang magdidemanda raw si Kris kapag too damaging ang mga revelations ni Hope, the Linda Lovelace of the now generation, at ikalawa, need namang protektahan ni Manay Lolit si Vicky Belo for some reasons too glaringly obvious for us to expound on. Ha! Ha! Ha!

Whatever, sang-ayon sa mga taong nakakausap namin, talaga raw by nature ay may ugaling ayaw patalbog itong si Tetayski.

“She loves to read this book written by Robert Green which is about, if I’m not mistaken, maintaining one’s visibility and newsability at all cost,” a friend informs us.

“Kaya as you can very well see, she could not care less if her pronouncements on her having afflicted with STD would ruin her career or her wholesome image. What is important is she’s being talked-about and very much in the news.

“‘Yan ang kanyang goal or priority.”

Korek!

At so far, naa-achieve naman niya.

Actually, pababa na ang chikka tungkol sa pag-kakalabuan nila ni James pero lalo pa niya itong pinainit sa kanyang highly-charged confession kuno sa The Buzz kung saan kinaray pa niya ang nagmuk-hang timang niyang mister.

Kung ayaw talaga niyang maging public ang kanilang marital squabble, bakit dinedma niya on-cam si James sa kanyang birthday celebration more than two weeks ago? Pa’no, feel na feel niyang pinag-uusapan siya.

Come to think of it, hindi sila nagkakalayo ni Gretchen Barretto.

Period. Walang coma!
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  • shawsankshawsank PEx Veteran ⭐⭐
    totoo naman e, may pagka superiority complex yang si tetay...mayabang, gusto nya siya lagi masusunod!

    as a proof ito:

    A FAN OF KRIS


    This story circulated in the e-mail... Read it and judge it yourself!

    >

    I never liked Kris Aquino. But I never disliked her either. I feel
    indifferent where she's concerned? until recently.

    You see, I have this 14-year-old niece who, only God knows why, is a die-hard Kris Aquino fan. Case in point, her name starts with a "G", but she wears a necklace with a "K" pendant. Also, she tells her friends that she's really an adopted child and that her real Mother is former president Cory Aquino. Crazy kid.

    And of course, like any other fan, she buys stuff Kris endorses? bags, fragrances, jewelry? everything! So, when the family (meaning my brothers, my sisters ? the whole immediate clan) learned of this "cute" idiosyncrasy, we were supportive. Kunsintidor, even.

    My sister-in-law, who used to play bit parts in movies, (she's really pretty, by the way), arranged for us to get seats at the taping of Kris' show, Game Ka Na Ba? Needless to say, my niece was thrilled.

    So, yesterday, a Wednesday, taping for the Game Ka Na Ba? Celebrity edition episode, my niece and I, together with her sister and some of my friends, went to ABS CBN to watch the absurdly (in)famous Kris Aquino.

    Anyhow, I was happy to see my nieces really excited; especially since the younger one just got out of the hospital because of Dengue, plus the fact that I rarely see them since they stay in the province. They were chatting away endlessly in the cab on way to the studio about how they would embrace Kris when they see her; that they're sure she smells nice; that their friends back in Nueva Ecija would just die with envy when they see the pictures; that James Yap is the luckiest guy ever; that Josh must be spoiled with Kris' love; that she's just perfect; and so on.

    They both looked really pretty, too ? new clothes, neat hair, clean nails, and with "just the right jewelry". They said they didn't want Kris to think they're from a "bad family." They wanted to impress her.

    We were at the audience entrance by 4pm, and were fetched right away by one of the ABS CBN people (VIP, diba?). Unfortunately, kids weren't allowed to sit with the audience so my nieces were given "special" seats near Kris' dressing room, where they got a better view of the show that was taking place.

    Me? I was clapping with the audience in step with the Game Ka Na Ba? theme. Itchyworms was guest band so it wasn't that bad.

    And so after being subjected to clapping till my hands hurt, I was advised that I could then take a picture of my nieces with Kris. It was 7:30pm. Despite the long wait, my nieces were really excited and they were smiling from ear to ear.

    I could see that Kris, for some reason, was not thrilled at all with the picture-taking thing. I was hoping though that she would pretend delight for my nieces' sake?after all they're kids who adore her!

    But as I was about to take the picture, she said: "That's not a nice angle, pa-vertical mas maganda." I adjusted my camera, but realized they were standing against the light. So I shifted to the original horizontal angle.

    "Vertical sabi, eh!" She said, in her shrilly, irritating voice.
    I bit my lip and shut my mouth because I wanted to the take the picture for my niece. So I angled the camera vertically as she said, but placed the camera lower, angling it in a way that the light behind her head won't be captured.

    "Not like that," she shouted. "Up. Move it up! UP!!!"
    Motioning for me to move the camera up, so the picture would be taken top-view. Then she actually grabbed my arm and pushed upward!

    The nerve of that woman to treat me like that!!! I wanted to slap her and say: "What the **** for? You look like the same slut whatever angle it may be!"

    Instead I said, levelly, "You're against the light, Kris, I can't
    take the shot that way."

    "Eh, may flash naman yan diba?" she retorted in her shrilly,
    nasal, voice.

    I wanted to spit on her overly made-up face right there and then! For someone who pretends she's smart, that was a really stupid remark! With dripping sarcasm, I said. "Exactly, over-exposed yan. Move a little please."

    She did so but impatiently and crossly, almost knocking my niece over.
    I took the picture and she smiled right on cue, then she fled. My younger

    niece, who I thought was oblivious to the tension, didn't pose with her

    sister and shouted, almost tearfully, "ANG SUNGIT MO NAMAN, KRIS!"


    My heart almost broke. I wanted to kill Kris.


    Then I looked at my other niece, the one who swore would change her family name to Aquino one day, and saw that her eyes were downcast. She looked like she was trying really hard not to cry. Then she said quietly, "Ang pangit pala ng ugali nun."

    I checked the digital picture that I took?Kris' smile was flawless, without a trace of the monstrosity she just displayed. And kid beside her, my niece, looked like she just realized that she was having her picture taken with a two-faced monster.

    "Baka she's tired lang, Gelline," I told my niece.

    "Kahit na! Kame nga galing pa ng Nueva Ecija tapos di pa kame dinner, naghintay kame para lang sa picture, tapos binastos ka pa niya! SALBAHE SIYA!" she replied, clearly bitter and sulking.

    You know what's the worst thing about this whole scene? It's the fact that I'm sure Kris doesn't know and couldn't care any less that she just hurt two loving kids who did nothing wrong except chose her as their "idol".

    And it's inexplicable how Kris can get away with her unacceptable manner: she's tactless, she's an advocate of gossip and scandal, and she's an epitome of a woman with loose morals.

    Kris makes me sick.

    Clearly, this proves the legends wrong, monsters don't lurk inside the closet? they're on TV.
  • ayan na ang mga alipores ni WILMA GALVANTE, ang reyna ng mapanirang press releases in local showbiz. :D


    in fairness yung email.. mas maganda kesa sa GRETCHEN's RCBC elevator incident kuno... mas okay pa rin yung kay PIA GUANIO's incident sa POWERPLANT mall. :D

    tarush!
  • ambertookmeambertookme 🦅 Eagle Squad🏅
    susme! there's a baby involved. hindi pa ba magpapaospital?
  • ^^ nu ka ba. hindi mo dapat siniseryoso ang mga press releases na galing sa office ng GMA SVP for entertainment. :)

    alam naman nating lahat, mapa Kapamilya o Kapuso na ang mga ganyang uri ng Press release ay para lang makapanira ng tao at mapabagsak ang isang sikat.

    ganyan ang tatak Galvante. ;)
  • naiinis talaga sila kay kris kaya lalo lang sinisiraan.. naghihintay lang ang mga yan ng suhol kay kris..
  • ^^ cguro nga... mukang pera naman talaga ang mga tabloid writers e... binubusog sila ni Wilma Galvante kaya yun, puro anti ABS CBN ang mababasa mo sa mga tabloid. :)
  • Pete Ampoloquio, Jr., jojo gabinete.... isa sa mga tabloid reporter na anti-kris.... kulang lang kayo sa suhol
  • ^^ cguro nga... mukang pera naman talaga ang mga tabloid writers e... binubusog sila ni Wilma Galvante kaya yun, puro anti ABS CBN ang mababasa mo sa mga tabloid. :)

    Pareho pareho lang yang mga yan including Kris Aquino, kaya nga nambabae si James kasi puro trabaho si Kris ala ng time sa dyugdyugan. Mas mukhang pera si Kris kasi sobrang yaman na puro lagare pa, hindi bigyan ng chance yung ibang ABS talent.

    Sakim si Kris!!!!!
  • ^^ alam mong walang sense ang sinasabi mo. :D
  • ^^ alam mong walang sense ang sinasabi mo. :D

    paano mangmang ka:D
  • Pareho pareho lang yang mga yan including Kris Aquino, kaya nga nambabae si James kasi puro trabaho si Kris ala ng time sa dyugdyugan. Mas mukhang pera si Kris kasi sobrang yaman na puro lagare pa, hindi bigyan ng chance yung ibang ABS talent.

    Sakim si Kris!!!!!

    Inggit ka lang kay Kristeta...... BRUHA!;) :lol::lol::lol:
  • Pareho pareho lang yang mga yan including Kris Aquino, kaya nga nambabae si James kasi puro trabaho si Kris ala ng time sa dyugdyugan. Mas mukhang pera si Kris kasi sobrang yaman na puro lagare pa, hindi bigyan ng chance yung ibang ABS talent.

    Sakim si Kris!!!!!


    WOw!.. sobrang powerful talaga ni kris.. kontrolado nya ang management ng abs-cbn hehehe... pero sabi naman nya pinaghihirapan nya kung anuman ang meron sya ngayon saka isa pa good payer sya sa BIR no!
  • Pareho pareho lang yang mga yan including Kris Aquino, kaya nga nambabae si James kasi puro trabaho si Kris ala ng time sa dyugdyugan. Mas mukhang pera si Kris kasi sobrang yaman na puro lagare pa, hindi bigyan ng chance yung ibang ABS talent.

    Sakim si Kris!!!!!


    WOw!.. sobrang powerful talaga ni kris.. kontrolado nya ang management ng abs-cbn hahahaa!...sa kanya na ang abs-cbn... pero sabi naman nya pinaghihirapan nya kung anuman ang meron sya ngayon saka isa pa good payer sya sa BIR no!
  • paano mangmang ka:D


    WIlma is that you? :rotflmao: :rotflmao: are you Hope? or are you not? :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
  • KRIS AQUINO is fat and ugly!
  • ^ kaya lang mas fat and ugly ka siguro sa kanya hahaha!! maxado kang insecure eh hahaha!!
  • techjunkie88techjunkie88 PEx Rookie ⭐
    Si James ang `bad karma' ni Kris
    By: Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.
    PETE-TIK

    TINITIPA-TIPA ko ang column n ‘to, isang oras na lang ay magsasalita na kuno on national television ang kontrobersyal na si Hope Centeno at nakasisiguro kaming nakatutok sa kanya ang gossip-oriented na mga Pinoys.
    Ha! Ha! Ha!

    Pero, wala na kaming keber na maghintay. Tinipa na namin ang aming column dahil practically, lahat naman ng sasabihin ni Ms. C (C for cofas raw ... Ha! Ha! Ha!, according to some *******) ay nasulat na sa mga tabloids.

    Pero ang talaga namang nakaka-amuse sa amin ay ang intrigang natulala raw si Tetay Aquino nang may mag-talkies sa kanyang nagsasabi nang totoo si Ms. Cofas dahil nasa possession daw nito ang mga naked as jay bird photos ng mister niyang si James kung saan kitang-kita ang “humongous bird” nito na may nunal sa head.

    Ha! Ha! Ha! Kabaliw-baliw, di ba naman?

    Sa true lang, napaka-daring daw ng mga talkies ni James rito kay Ms. Cofas lalo na’t nai-elya siya at di pwede ang asawa niyang tanggap nang tanggap ng workload na hindi na halos makayanan nito. Tipong gusto raw ng libogeric na ombre na padalhan siya ng close-up shot ng private parts nito at pinauulit daw kung malabo ang kuha.

    Ha! Ha! Ha!

    In return, pinadadala naman ng elyadoric na mister ni Krizzy baby ang kanyang au naturelle na letrato habang siya raw ay nagba-Bayang-bang Nueva Vizcaya. Ha! Ha! Ha!

    And to think that Tetay-ski wholeheartedly believes that her husband is one hundred percent loyal to him unlike Joey Marquez who’s been repeatedly proven to be a veritable womanizer. Ha! Ha! Ha! Poor woman.

    At any rate, tulad ng nasulat ko noon sa isa kong column, si James Yap ang bad karma ni Kris Aquino. Finally, comeuppance or retribution has come knocking at her door at the most appropriate time when she’s heavily pregnant and is about to deliver her first baby with James.

    Pero wala namang dapat katakutan at this point sa pagbubuntis ni Kris. Stable naman so far ang kanyang pregnancy at lampas na ito sa stage na masasabing delikado.

    ‘Yun lang!

    * * *


    Napaka-vindictive talaga nitong si Kris Aquino. Imagine, dahil nalaman niyang sa turf (sa body scrub tienes to be more specific ...Ha! Ha! Ha!) mismo ng amiga niyang si Vicki Belo nangyari supposedly ang ‘krimen’, talagang gumanti siya at out-of-the-blue ay biglang nag-guest sa Deal or No Deal ang ilusyunadong lomodic eslang hubaderang si Rosanggita.

    Tipong pang-inis ba. Ha! Ha! Ha!

    At any rate, totally deadmatic na raw ang beauty ng feeling mega-beauty na si Tetay A. sa skin care specialist. Many times na nag-attempt daw itong kausapin siya pero no deal ang kanyang drama.

    Ha! Ha! Ha!

    Ang ending, fly sa Amerika ang Beloski para magpalamig but before she did that, nagpa-party siyempre with matching envy on the side (with matching envy on the side raw, o! Ha! Ha! Ha!) sa press.

    O, devah? That is what you’d call as ingenuity.

    Ha! Ha! Ha!

    Gibzung nga naman siya kaya with tender loving care naman ang magiging emote ng mga naambunan sa kanilang columns in the event na siya ang mapag-uusapan.

    Ha! Ha! Ha!

    Wala na raw kaming masabi. (Wala na raw kaming masabi, o! Ha! Ha! Ha!).

    And with that, ito po ang Kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes till eternity.

    Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!
  • DADADADADAAA..

    Useless Thread!

    Mga pinoy nga kayo...walang duda!!!
  • Si James ang `bad karma' ni Kris
    By: Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.
    PETE-TIK

    TINITIPA-TIPA ko ang column n ‘to, isang oras na lang ay magsasalita na kuno on national television ang kontrobersyal na si Hope Centeno at nakasisiguro kaming nakatutok sa kanya ang gossip-oriented na mga Pinoys.
    Ha! Ha! Ha!

    Pero, wala na kaming keber na maghintay. Tinipa na namin ang aming column dahil practically, lahat naman ng sasabihin ni Ms. C (C for cofas raw ... Ha! Ha! Ha!, according to some *******) ay nasulat na sa mga tabloids.

    Pero ang talaga namang nakaka-amuse sa amin ay ang intrigang natulala raw si Tetay Aquino nang may mag-talkies sa kanyang nagsasabi nang totoo si Ms. Cofas dahil nasa possession daw nito ang mga naked as jay bird photos ng mister niyang si James kung saan kitang-kita ang “humongous bird” nito na may nunal sa head.

    Ha! Ha! Ha! Kabaliw-baliw, di ba naman?

    Sa true lang, napaka-daring daw ng mga talkies ni James rito kay Ms. Cofas lalo na’t nai-elya siya at di pwede ang asawa niyang tanggap nang tanggap ng workload na hindi na halos makayanan nito. Tipong gusto raw ng libogeric na ombre na padalhan siya ng close-up shot ng private parts nito at pinauulit daw kung malabo ang kuha.

    Ha! Ha! Ha!

    In return, pinadadala naman ng elyadoric na mister ni Krizzy baby ang kanyang au naturelle na letrato habang siya raw ay nagba-Bayang-bang Nueva Vizcaya. Ha! Ha! Ha!

    And to think that Tetay-ski wholeheartedly believes that her husband is one hundred percent loyal to him unlike Joey Marquez who’s been repeatedly proven to be a veritable womanizer. Ha! Ha! Ha! Poor woman.

    At any rate, tulad ng nasulat ko noon sa isa kong column, si James Yap ang bad karma ni Kris Aquino. Finally, comeuppance or retribution has come knocking at her door at the most appropriate time when she’s heavily pregnant and is about to deliver her first baby with James.

    Pero wala namang dapat katakutan at this point sa pagbubuntis ni Kris. Stable naman so far ang kanyang pregnancy at lampas na ito sa stage na masasabing delikado.

    ‘Yun lang!

    * * *


    Napaka-vindictive talaga nitong si Kris Aquino. Imagine, dahil nalaman niyang sa turf (sa body scrub tienes to be more specific ...Ha! Ha! Ha!) mismo ng amiga niyang si Vicki Belo nangyari supposedly ang ‘krimen’, talagang gumanti siya at out-of-the-blue ay biglang nag-guest sa Deal or No Deal ang ilusyunadong lomodic eslang hubaderang si Rosanggita.

    Tipong pang-inis ba. Ha! Ha! Ha!

    At any rate, totally deadmatic na raw ang beauty ng feeling mega-beauty na si Tetay A. sa skin care specialist. Many times na nag-attempt daw itong kausapin siya pero no deal ang kanyang drama.

    Ha! Ha! Ha!

    Ang ending, fly sa Amerika ang Beloski para magpalamig but before she did that, nagpa-party siyempre with matching envy on the side (with matching envy on the side raw, o! Ha! Ha! Ha!) sa press.

    O, devah? That is what you’d call as ingenuity.

    Ha! Ha! Ha!

    Gibzung nga naman siya kaya with tender loving care naman ang magiging emote ng mga naambunan sa kanilang columns in the event na siya ang mapag-uusapan.

    Ha! Ha! Ha!

    Wala na raw kaming masabi. (Wala na raw kaming masabi, o! Ha! Ha! Ha!).

    And with that, ito po ang Kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes till eternity.

    Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!



    ano kayang page to dun sa 500++ pages na mapanirang press releases na pinirmahan ni Wilma Galvante? :D

    busog na busog na naman si Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. :rotflmao:
  • James: It’s a tough fight to clear my name
    FUNFARE By Ricardo F. Lo
    The Philippine Star 03/02/2007

    Since the Kris-James-Hope brouhaha exploded on national television more than a week ago, James Yap has been a bit stingy with his comments, even when he apologized to his wife Kris Aquino when they appeared together on Kris’ show The Buzz two Sundays ago and, the following Sunday, on Korina Sanchez’s show Rated K. During ambush interviews, all James could do is flash a tentative, shy smile, and a "no comment."

    James is in a tight fix, indeed, caught between his wife who is due to give birth to their first child, James Jr., on May 6 by Caesarian section, and the woman Hope Centeno who claimed to have a 10-month "cubicle-confined" affair with him (at The Belo Medical Clinic on Tomas Morato Ave., Quezon City).

    For the first time, James is speaking up lengthily on the controversy and he has trusted Funfare to be the exclusive outlet of his official statement, which goes:

    A lot has been said about me in the past few weeks, all based on the stories of a woman whose last name I didn’t even know until I saw her in a gossip show. Anyone who knows me is well aware that I am just a simple man from a small province, somebody who wanted to fulfill a dream of becoming a great basketball player someday. I was raised by my parents who, early on, reminded me "to honor and respect your wife" once I got married. That lesson was instilled in me when I was very young, and I remain true to it up to this very day. Though my skill in basketball has thrust me into the spotlight, deep inside me I am still the simple man from a small province.

    I love my wife deeply, and I love Joshua as a father would love his own son. I am filled with joy at the thought of our baby James Jr. being born. However, I am devastated right now because everything Kris and I had worked for to build a solid foundation of love, based on trust and honesty, is being put to a test by somebody whose supposed "confessions" lack even the smallest semblance of consistency and rationality.

    For the record, nothing ever happened between the woman and me. There is no one in the world who could ever make me even contemplate risking my relationship with my wife or the health of Baby James.

    People have been asking me why I apologized to my wife on "live" national television if I was not guilty of any wrongdoing. The fact of the matter is that I swore to Kris that I would never hurt her in any way. That promise was broken when I didn’t trust her enough to tell her about a woman stalking me. In my defense, since I had no interest in returning the affection of the said stalker, I decided it was a non-issue.

    Nothing would ever become of it, so why make a big deal? When I visited the clinic, I was cordial to everybody who assisted me. Never in my wildest dream did I think that my kind disposition would be misinterpreted in an inappropriate way. Unfortunately, my efforts to spare my wife from any unnecessary stress backfired on me, and that’s the price that I am paying now. So if I need to say sorry to her every day for the rest of our lives, I would do it, plainly and simply because she is worth it and she deserves it — regardless of what anyone thinks.

    Though it is expected that the viewing public would probably brand me a "playboy" and a "womanizer," my main concern is to win back the trust of my wife, and to make my family whole once again. At the end of the day, this is really a matter between my wife and me, and I hope to be able to resolve this issue without turning it into a public spectacle. My wife once said that she would not allow anybody, especially somebody as insignificant as that woman, to destroy our marriage. That’s the same way I feel.

    I want to thank my friends, managers and family (including the Purefoods management, coaching staff and my teammates) who have been behind me throughout this ordeal and for their support. I would thank specially my in-laws, particularly my mother-in-law (former Pres. Cory Aquino), for their prayers that give me strength to carry on. Their presence has been encouraging and inspiring to me during this most trying time of my life.

    It will be a tough fight to clear my name, but I will do everything to the best of my ability to regain my wife’s faith in me. But as I take a good look at Kris with Baby James inside her, I find truth in the saying that some things are truly worth fighting for.

    Well said, if I may say. Coming straight from the heart.

    The other day, Kris was rushed to the Makati Medical Center for contractions. Thursday last week, she was brought to the same hospital for "false labor pains" due to stress. On both times, James never left Kris’ side. She should be back home by this time.

    Meanwhile, Dr. Vicki Belo said that she has already identified the "mastermind" of the "smear campaign" against her clinic, which, in the process, is hurting not just her and her Belo Clinic but also, much more so, Kris and James and other innocent people.

    "I pity Hope," said Vicki. "She may not know that some people are using her for their own evil ends."

    Vicki added that she’s now conferring with her lawyer and will file the appropriate charges in due time. "This time," said Vicki, "I will stop just being quiet. I will fight back and expose the ‘mastermind’ for what she really is and what her ulterior motives are, so she won’t do the same to whoever her new employer is."
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