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Ross' Story Time Part 2

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  • Baguio!

    But it didn't reach Baguio and only got as far as Bantay's head.

    "Aray!" said Bantay (o, rhyme, diba?). "That hurt me a lot, which reminds me that an owner I've got!" (nyek, rhyme ulit, pilit na)

    And Bantay ran out of the garden where he was sunbathing to look for Jen.

    Meanwhile...

  • Smokey Mountain...

    "bakit tayo pumunta dito akala ko laya na kami after bigyan namin kayo ng kape?" tanong ni Jenny.

    Si Chris ay hinimatay dahil sa amoy at siya ay nalaglag sa sasakyan at piagtawanan ng mga taga Smokey Mountain nang biglang dumating si.....
  • clawed_outclawed_out PEx Influencer ⭐⭐⭐
    malditang JP at kinaladkad ng walang pakundangan si Chris dahil...
  • gusto niyang mapakinabangan si Jen at ang kanyang magnificent aso.

    "Istap!" yelled Jen. "Don't take him awee!"

    "Ang kapal mo," JP screamed. "Akala mo ba na yu ken istap me? Me?! ME?!!"

    Biglang kumuha si Jen ng bato sa kanyang bulsa, inilagay sa kanyang bibig at sumigaw ng...
  • KuyaDannyKuyaDanny Moderator PEx Moderator
    ...pwehhh!!!!

    Ang pangit talaga ng lasa ng bato!

    Thinking quickly, she takes the bato from her mouth at hinagis ng pagkalakas-lakas papuntang...
  • clawed_outclawed_out PEx Influencer ⭐⭐⭐
    Chris grabbed JP's head & shoved it into the ground...sige idikdik mo pa sa putik ng Smokey Mountain....(hmm may garden pala sa smokey mountain)......"Ouch you're hurting me, kaka pa hot oil ko palang sa.....
  • "....banyo...grabe pala talaga yang rejoice na yan...feeling ko nakahot oil talaga ako."
    "yuck you're so cheap, alam mo the best pa rin ang hot oil sa david's"
    pati si jen ay napatiggil," aling branch?"
    "sa katipunan..."
    "sige let's go..."
    "sama ako..." sabi ni bantay.."drop me off sa ateneo, i think i wanna get a degree in political science...."
    "sige, at kapag natapos ka na, patatakbuhin ka namaing senador, sigurdong panalo ka, protector of animal rights..."
    "paano ang lagay namin diyan," napaisip ang 2 agents.
    napaisip si jen..." sa akin ang sweldo, paghahatian ni chris and jp ang pork barrel at ang 2 agents ang magiging body guard...aba malaki din ang kick back ng mga body guard ha"
    "hindi, amin pati movie rights...." sabi ni agent 2
    "agreed," sabi ni jen
    and so the bunch david's and after an invigorating hot oil (yes, pati si bantay at ang 2 agent) went to the ateneo.......
  • ...auditorium where they all.....
  • clawed_outclawed_out PEx Influencer ⭐⭐⭐
    saw a lot of screaming.....
  • because in the auditorium stage, nagpeperform si...
  • (bLaCk: Ulit-ulitin ba??? :) Tsaka wala kaming auditorium sa Ateneo, so sa Loyola Gym na lang)

    ...Judy Ann Santos! (sponsored by AIESEC kasi fan ni Juday yung president...)

    "When there's no getting over that rainbow, when the smallest of dreams would come true, I can't take all the madness the world has to give, but I won't last a day without you..." sings Juday. (Katangi-tanging single na na-release...kawawa...)

    Suddenly, na-excite si Bantay. "Jen, I want to sing along with my idol Juday," sabi ni Bantay.

    "Pero hindi pwede, mabibisto ka bilang isang talented dog. Paano na ang secret mo?" sabi ni Jen.

    "Okay lang yon. At least, hindi na nila akong tatawaging askal. It's so demeaning," sabi ni Bantay.

    So tuluyan na ngang tumungo si Bantay sa stage. But while climbing the stairs, biglang...
  • na-kyutan si juday kay bantay at dagli itong pinulot..."wow, ang cute naman. kung kanino man ito, thanks talaga ha, you're so generous, mga judaynites...."
    ano ang gagawin ng tropa????
  • "I want to sing," biglang sabi ni Bantay habang nagpupumiglas sa mahigpit na hawak ni Juday. "Pleeese releeese me, let me go..."
  • ...biglang nagutom si Bantay. Na-realize nyang may craving pa la sya sa siopao dahil nakita nya si Juday...
  • IraIra PEx Influencer ⭐⭐⭐
    ...na mukhang mas bilog pa sa siopao na bola-bola.

    Binilhan siya ni Jen ng siopao sa Caf, and while they were eating their meals and making tambay, nakita ni Fr. Dacanay si Jen and Bantay. Fr. Dacanay rushed to them, yelling....
  • ...Hoy! No pets allowed inside the cafeteria!!!...
    Jen said...
  • ganon? please naman... just this once? i'll do anything...!!!

    Father Dacanay stroked his goatee and grinned sheepishly... "Anything???"

    "yeah"

    Father Dacanay smiled "ok... i want you to...
  • IraIra PEx Influencer ⭐⭐⭐
    "...donate Bantay as the official Ateneo basketball team mascot. That dang eagle's always given us bad luck, matagal-tagal na ring di nananalo ang basketball team, I think it's time to change the bird. Great entertainment value pa iyang aso," grins Fr. Dacanay.

    Jen was stunned. Hindi kaya magutom si Bantay? Di kaya maging galisin si Bantay? O di kaya....gasp....gawing PULUTAN si Bantay ng basketball team during one Saturday night inuman???

    Jen sobbed, "No!! I will sacrifice myself na lang, just don't ask me to give up Bantay!"

    Fr. Dacanay begins to leer, and then....
  • ...he whispers in Jen's ear, "If you are not going to donate Bantay, I have another proposition for you" *bzzz, bzzz, bzzz*

    Jenny pulls away from Fr. Dacanay in disgust at what she just heard him whisper.

    "FR. DACANAY!" she exclaimed indignantly. "How could YOU say....."
  • (sali rin ko..)

    ...how could you say....
    i have to recite 10 hail mary's
    for my penance??? mabuti pa.........
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