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Sex with animals....

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One morning around 5am 22 year old Susan DeLucci of Kittery, Maine,
woke up with a painful need to urinate. At first she thought she had
diarrhea,but when she stood up out of bed, she realized that it was urinary
pain.It was very similar to the feeling of having diarrhea, just out the
wrong hole.She wobbled to the toilet and upon sitting on it, her vagina
erupted into the most horrific messy farting noise anyone has ever heard. In
pain, Ms. DeLucci for the next few minutes continued to push and squirt out
of her vagina a burning tide of wretch and filth while she gripped the sides
of the toilet, white-knuckled.

She was screaming wildly, and the neighbours called the police.
When medics arrived they found Ms. DeLucci unconscious lying on the floor of
her bathroom wearing nothing but her bath robe. Running down her leg, was a
stream of brown and green syrup. The medic had to transfer her to a
stretcher, so he grabbed her left leg which was bent crossing her other
leg, to straighten her out.
She was lying there all twisted up. When he lifted her left leg to
straighten herm body out, he exposed her vagina at which point a creature,
no larger than the tip of a finger wormed its way out of her genitals and
landed on the floor with>;a wet popping sound.

Shocked, the medic stared at the creature that was lying on the
tile bathroom floor in a casing of mucous. It was a tiny mud shrimp and it
sat there on the cold floor gasping for water while flipping itself back and
forth.The horrified medic turned to the toilet as he felt the nausea
settingin. When he put his face down into the toilet to puke what he saw
was so horrific that to this day he cannot look into a toilet without
convulsing. The entire toilet bowl was boiling with baby brown mud shrimp
flipping and splashing at a furious pace.

If you think that is bad - wait until you hear how it happened:
Ms.DeLucci's death was the result of a combination of shock and severe head
trauma.She stood up over the toilet in pain and when she saw what she had
done,she went into shock and fell, smashing her head on the toilet and then
on the floor.It is believed by police that two nights before the accident
she had purchased a live lobster at a fish market. While lying in a tub, she
gently inserted the creature's tail into her vagina to derive physical
pleasure.At that point, she held a lighter under the creature's face causing
it to flip its tail in a violent snapping motion. The medics found a lesbian
porno video in the VCR and the TV was positioned on a table in front of the
The lobster was found in the kitchen garbage can wrapped in a paper
bag.Tracesof Ms. DeLucci's DNA were found on the lobster along with pubic
hairs that had wedged themselves between the lobsters' tail joints. The
lobster's face was lightly burned with the same fuel used in lighters. The
lobster's digestive track and colon were found to be full of mud shrimp egg
casings.Doctors believe that the lobster had eaten them (they are common in
the water at fish markets and are usually harmlessly boiled to death) and
the lobster had crapped
them out into Ms. DeLucci's vagina when she was torturing it. Maine
mud shrimp only take two days to gestate and Ms. DeLucci was only four days
away from getting her period. Doctors believe that at that point of her
menstrual cycle,her womb was the perfect PH balance to grow these mud shrimp
which are a much>; larger version of the popular "Sea Monkey" pets sold
throughout the US.
Overnight the eggs had hatched and the mud shrimp began doubling in size
every ten minutes!!!

You can imagine the pain she was in when she woke up that morning
and gave birth to well over 1,000 mud shrimp in her toilet.........

on that note, tatanong ko lang, is it medically possible na mabuntis ang babae kapag nakipag-sex siya sa animal, like sa dog.....

hehehe sosoleeeee kung kadire....


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