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SMB (Style mo bulok) Experiences

Can you share your SMB experiences (kahit yung mga experiences na kayo ang biktima ng smb like my experience below), kahit medyo corny but yielded results... Yung tipong mga out-of-the-blue pick-up lines... kahit laspag na but it still worked for you... :)

Something like this...

This girl got my number from one of her friends, na nagpatutor sakin before... she asked me if i can teach her in her calculus assignment... pumayag ako... we met at mcdo near my place... she told me na medyo maingay sa mcdo and she can't concentrate, she asked me kung pwede sa place ko na lang daw kami... so we went at my place.. its been years since nakasolve ako ng topic na pinapaturo niya so i asked kung pwedeng aralin ko muna for 30 minutes... when i was reviewing, i've noticed that she keeps on staring and smiling at me... i smiled back... when i finished reviewing, i started explaining how she can solve it, she listened to my solution and she keeps on nodding.. after explaining it, she said and this is her exact words "alam ko na naman yan eh!" then she kissed me.... di pala calculus ang gusto niyang i-paturo... hehehe!!! :blush2:

So what's your SMB experience??? Share naman kayo....

CSK
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  • When i was in my work dati may customer ako mukhang tatay na mga ganun nag pa print, sukina namin un, nang matapos kung maprint ung pina p-print niya nag-tanong kung anong oras daw lunch namin sabiko "depende po sadami ng costomer minsan mga 12 or 3 pm" "tara trit kita!" aya sa akin, bah di ako naka aimik, alam ko na ang mga stye na nganun,nek nek niya di ko siya papatulan. I've said "ay hindi po." sabay layo ako sa kanya. since then di ko na minsan inaasikaso, lumalayo na ko pag malapit siya on me! ang kapal yak!!!!!!, :vomit:

    meron pa ung isa ko rin ka work niyaya na man siya sa isang fasfood chain matanda naman ung nag-yaya sa kanya mga 80+ mga ganun may uban na tinanggihan din niya. anong akala nila sa pinapasukan namin club ung mga nag-t-trabaho? anga kapala nga whole some kami d2 noh, bawal ang miniskirt.
  • anong kalokohan na naman to? hehe
  • megfren wrote:
    When i was in my work dati may customer ako mukhang tatay na mga ganun nag pa print, sukina namin un, nang matapos kung maprint ung pina p-print niya nag-tanong kung anong oras daw lunch namin sabiko "depende po sadami ng costomer minsan mga 12 or 3 pm" "tara trit kita!" aya sa akin, bah di ako naka aimik, alam ko na ang mga stye na nganun,nek nek niya di ko siya papatulan. I've said "ay hindi po." sabay layo ako sa kanya. since then di ko na minsan inaasikaso, lumalayo na ko pag malapit siya on me! ang kapal yak!!!!!!, :vomit:

    meron pa ung isa ko rin ka work niyaya na man siya sa isang fasfood chain matanda naman ung nag-yaya sa kanya mga 80+ mga ganun may uban na tinanggihan din niya. anong akala nila sa pinapasukan namin club ung mga nag-t-trabaho? anga kapala nga whole some kami d2 noh, bawal ang miniskirt.
    hmm... medyo lapitin ka ng mga DOM... :) pero baka friendly lang talaga yung tao.. hehehe! :P

    CSK
  • bananaboy wrote:
    anong kalokohan na naman to? hehe
    hehehe... sige na pre share ka na.. alam kong ikaw ang maraming SMB... :naughty:

    CSK
  • ako pa? syempre suave 'to ;)
  • bananaboy wrote:
    ako pa? syempre suave 'to ;)
    hehehe... i should know... you taught me.. :)

    CSK
  • greenandpinkgreenandpink PEx Influencer ⭐⭐⭐
    no comment ako dito. :bop:
  • no comment ako dito. :bop:
    GNP... you want to share? :)
  • pabasa lang muna..





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  • after a major LQ with my bf wala kaming communication talaga then one day i got a text from him pero hindi para skin kc ung message is para sa friend nya tapos dinedma ko nagtext ulit sabi "wrong send, sorry!"...hmmm if i know nagpaparamdam lang which is true coz after that nangumusta na and nagbati na rin kami... inamin din pala nya na sinandya nyang itext skin un!
  • smocks wrote:
    after a major LQ with my bf wala kaming communication talaga then one day i got a text from him pero hindi para skin kc ung message is para sa friend nya tapos dinedma ko nagtext ulit sabi "wrong send, sorry!"...hmmm if i know nagpaparamdam lang which is true coz after that nangumusta na and nagbati na rin kami... inamin din pala nya na sinandya nyang itext skin un!

    style ko naman yan...hehehe :rotflmao:
    kunyari para sa best friend ko ung text, pero sinadya kong sa kanya i-send, sbi ko: "bhess sobrang taas tlga ng lagnat ko." Effective naman... reply sya: ellyza_08 uminom ka na ba ng gamot?" Tpos di pa nkuntento..tawag pa sa bahay, kinamusta ko... :lol:
  • greenandpinkgreenandpink PEx Influencer ⭐⭐⭐
    GNP... you want to share? :)

    madalas biktima ako ng mga smb... :teehee: utuuto ata ako eh you really want me to share? :toohappy:
  • wrong send kuno? style din ito ni suabekids ah. di ba tol? hehehe. bulok! :)
  • madalas biktima ako ng mga smb... :teehee: utuuto ata ako eh you really want me to share? :toohappy:
    by all means please do so... :)

    CSK
  • bananaboy wrote:
    wrong send kuno? style din ito ni suabekids ah. di ba tol? hehehe. bulok! :)
    hehehe.. but it worked.. hindi nga ba? :) and napulot ko lang yun sayo.. hehehe!!!
  • uy di ko ginagawa yun ha. hehe
  • kumakain ako tapos may lumapit sinabi ; ANO YAN!!!!!! , STYLE MO BULOK
  • may lumapit sa akin tapos cnabi nya na "You remind me with my EX" then he ask my NAME and then He said that "You have a wonderful name.......... and he started to look at my eyes and said that "you have a beautiful eyes" (What a STYLE - "BULOK")
  • a couple of guys told me that they left something in their pad, that we got to drop by at his place to pick it up....pero turned out ala namn, magyayaya na maghangout nlang dun...style bulok
  • a guy friend of mine took me to his place. it was already late and i had to go home. unfortunately, hindi ko natunugan na strategy pala yun. at that time, i was not aware where i was, the only thing i knew was i was in qc. demand nya bago ako iuwi, i had to kiss him. di ba style nya bulok? yun nga lang malas ko kasi nabiktima nya ako. :(
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