Nalolongkot ka ba at walang makaosap? Mag TEXT ka na lang!

AdaAda Administrator PEx Moderator
What about a trivial topic for a change? Seems all the serious people have converged here in Pinoy Culture, not that I'm complaining. icon6.gif

First it was pagers, then it was cellfones, now it's cellfones with text. This thingamajig has become so important that a recent survey among Filipino teens revealed that their cellfones were their most important possession, and that they would "absolutely die if I lost my fone." It is no wonder then that cellfones are selling faster than you can say Nokia.

So, have you ever wondered where the text messages which get passed around originate from? My friends suspect that there's a department in Globe whose specific task is to make these messages. After all, who in his right mind has the patience to type the messages and make those graphics?

If you've got text, why don't you post some of the cute texts you've gotten so we can compare if we've received the same ones.

Here are some of the more interesting texts I've received. Don't be offended by some of them ok? I wasn't the one who made them in the first place. ;)

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Anong favorite shows ng mga estudyante?
DLSU -- ESPN
ADMU -- Discovery Channel
UP -- MTV
UST -- MTB
AMA -- Kung ano ang palabas sa TV na binebenta sa Abensons

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First is Princess Diana, second is JFK Jr. Naku, ako na yata ang susunod. Takot ako! Lahat ng maganda at pogi nauuna. Don't worry, tatagal ka pa.

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I may not be your Pepsi, the choice of the new generation; I may not be your Coke, the real thing; I may not be your Nido, the world's number 1; but I could be your Rexona 'cause I won't let you down.

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Ano hayop na di sigurado? Baka. Hayop na pinuputol? Cat. Hayop na nauuntog? Dog. Hayop na ayos? Ox. Hayop na pangit? Cow.

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Define SMART.
S - send agad
M - mabilis pa sa Globe
A - ang dami pang cell site
R - rate per minute mas mura
T - T*** I** wala ka namang ka-text!

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Will post others later. I have them written down in a scrap of paper at home. ;)

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  • clawed_outclawed_out Banned by Admin PEx Influencer ⭐⭐⭐
    one day erap was interviewed:
    reporter: what can you say about Cherry Hill's tragedy?
    erap: well, sad to say.... we have lost another great actress...
    ngyek!
  • nixnix Administrator PEx Moderator
    The most important possession huh? I'm not surprised at all. Each time I lose my Phone, I always get this nagging feeling that someone is trying to contact me. I hate that.

    I don't think that there are people from Globe who create the strange texts we always seem to pass around. In fact, junk texts are Globe's greatest nemesis. It slows down their message centers a great deal.
  • Kaboom!Kaboom! Administrator PExer
    Hey last week I read that the Philippines sends more text messages than the whole of Europe! It's not even available here in the states.

    Peace.
  • AragornAragorn Aragorn PExer
    Ang galing talaga ng mga Pinoy, 'no? Buong mundo naunahan sa paggamit ng text! =)

    I'd rattle off some of the forwarded text I received, but my fone's busted...I think I somehow locked it accidentally. Bummer! You only realize how big text is in your life when you lose it...(sigh!) (Background: theme song ng 'Lovingly Yours, Helen')
  • TrinjyTrinjy £i£ö PExer
    Here's my contribution:

    Reaction ng iba't ibang estudyante sa Butiki:
    Taga-DLSU: Pare, Lacoste o!
    Taga-USTe: Pare, butiki!
    Taga-AMA: Pare, ulam!

    Paano mo malalaman kung saang school galing ang isang tao based on his/her outfit:
    Taga-ATENEO: Naka-Armani
    Taga-DLSU: Naka-Lacoste
    Taga-USTe: Naka-Giordano
    Taga-AMA: Naka Jolina's Fashion

    hehehe! Next time ulit! Ang sama ba?! Galing yan sa isang taga-USTe! :)
  • AdaAda Administrator PEx Moderator
    Clawed_Out: <;lol>; Haven't received that one yet. Seems Erap is the butt of most joke texts, after Smart that is.

    Trina: More, more! Kaso laging kawawa AMA.
  • ChiQuiChiQui Member PExer
    Ada...

    You may not believe it but some people consider these graphics in text as an art. They get a kick out of making them and sending them out. I know of a couple of people who shell out money to buy the programs just to make these graphics. O diba? :)

    Honestly, I'm all for text. It does have a lot of advantages such as less money spent on phone calls, it's something to do when stuck in traffic, you CAN bond with friends through text.

    But honestly, I just have to ask this, don't you think that texting is more of a status symbol nowadays? You'd see grade school kids who have nowhere really to go but to school and their houses with text messaging? I would like to think that people who get text messaging need it. People such as businessmen, college students and others with more important things to say than to forward jokes and dirty graphics.

    Also, I think texters have gone out of control. Do you know that Globe has restricted each person to only 300 msgs a day because apparently someone sent about 1000 msgs in just one day? Talk about unbelievable...



    [This message has been edited by ChiQui (edited 08-17-1999).]
  • clawed_outclawed_out Banned by Admin PEx Influencer ⭐⭐⭐
    sabi nila ang tao daw ay gawa sa harina, ......hmmmmmmmmmmm.....kaya pala si judy anne mukhang monay...

    cartoon chars..
    ateneo : bugs bunny
    la salle : tazmanian devil
    up: silvester
    ust: tweetie
    ama: marvin (scroll down)

    kasama si jolina!
  • sickgirlsickgirl Member PExer
    I was the first one in my barkada to have a phone. I bought it for business purposes so it doesn't matter kung scrolling text lang sya and not capable of forwarding. Plus ang bilis bilis pang magtxt at that time. Eh ngayon, almost everybody I know sends me junk txt (some with matching graphics pa which takes a long time to read... scrolling ba naman ?)
    I do enjoy the jokes sent to me, it's just that I wish that what I receive in the wee hours of the morning or during class hours are much more important than those jokes, forwards and cute little graphics and that the significant messages would reach me in time.

    Ada,
    Chiqui's right, some people create those cute graphics and sell them. Yung iba naman, they sell ringer tones.

    Kaboom,
    yep, text messaging is not "in" there in the states (i've seen some na old models pa yung phones)... but you know what they use there? (especially the airport-hotel shuttle service drivers) NEXTEL =)
  • faurafaura Member PExer
    There won't be a lack for text messaging advocates. And true, as ChiQui (and most everyone else) pointed out, it does have its great uses.

    However, aside from the "status symbol" sour point, you WOULD wish that users would exercise a little more etiquette. Not even etiquette, but rather, common sense and decency. A classroom is hardly the proper place to be sending or receiving messages, for example. There's that story how in a school's audio visual room, the lights go out for the presentation and immediately the room is aglow with an eerie green. Talk about short attention spans.

    And what about the (lost) art of conversation? At a restaurant once I spotted two girls at a table, their food almost untouched before them. Lost in animated talk with each other? No. They never spoke, each mesmerized by her own phone as her fingers -- her thumb, really -- did the talking. I only hope their messages were not for each other.

    I finally got a phone in September last year, having been convinced of the necessity of it. It still stays off during lunch.
  • ASuLASuL Member PExer
    i agree with you people. the very essence of communication is lost when people text instead of talk.

    first it was pagers...then cellphones...now its cellphones with text! what will be the next gadget to hit the market? answer is...PALM PILOT a.k.a PALM DIGITAL ORGANIZERS.

    These gadgets are, well, digital organizer. They're actually very useful...you can put in your contact numbers, write memos, play games, fix you schedule...and a lot more. you can even sync it with your desktop or laptop! galing sobra! plus you can download a lot of free software! i should know i have one...hehehe!

    seriously, if you're into these things or you need to organize your hectic sked ...get one now!

    dapat bayaran ako ng 3COM...hard sell yata ginawa ko...
  • glass houseglass house Member PExer
    Ada...
    More school jokes? Get a dose of these:

    Martial Arts ng schools:
    ATENEO -- Judo
    UA&P -- Aikido
    DLSU -- Taekwondo
    UST -- Arnis
    UP -- Grappling
    AMA -- Sayonachi......
    Sa yo na tsinelas ko! Takbo!!!!

    School teams:
    ATENEO -- Blue Eagles
    DLSU -- Green Archers
    UP -- Fighting Maroons
    UST -- Growling Tigers
    AMA -- Magdangal Babes!!!!

    Anong ginagawa ng mga schools after classes?
    ATENEO -- Tambay, review ng notes
    DLSU -- Tambay sa Starbucks
    Assumption -- Tambay sa Glorietta, pa cute
    AMA -- Uwi agad, abangan ang "Luv Ko Si Babes"!!!!

    Reaction ng schools when they see a pretty girl:
    ATENEO -- Wow man! She's gorgeous!
    DLSU -- Puta pare, ganda!
    UST -- Sexy pare!
    AMA -- Pa autograph tayo!
    Assumption -- What?! St Scho.?!!!

    Reaction of schools when they lose their wallet:
    ATENEO -- ***** man! My credit cards!
    DLSU -- Puta pare, my drivers license!
    AMA -- Punyemas! Nandoon yung picture ni Jolina!

    School coffee:
    ATENEO -- Figaro
    DLSU -- Starbucks
    UA&P -- The Coffee Beanery
    UST -- Nescafe 2 in 1
    AMA -- Kopiko at isang baso ng hot water!

    Pinagaawayan ng schools:
    ATENEO -- Who's more intelligent
    DLSU -- Who's got the nicer car
    Assumption -- agawan ng boyfriend
    AMA -- Sinong mas bagay kay Jolina --- Marvin or Onemig?

    There's more where that came from (wherever that is!)but I'm tired of typing already. Next time na lang.
    No sour grapes people! Joke lang yan.

  • AdaAda Administrator PEx Moderator
    I sure hope I don't start Wor(l)d War III on this forum. Now excuse me for a minute while I look for a good place to hide. ;)


    Subject: Lasallite Turned Comatose After 5 hours of "TEXT"

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    Lasallite Turned Comatose After 5 hours of "TEXT"
    Metro Manila, Philippines
    =============================================================

    An incoming sophomore of the De La Salle University fell into a deep
    coma after 5 straight hours of non-stop text messaging last June 1,
    the first day of classes for DLSU.

    Witnesses said that the student, whose identity was not revealed,
    spent the whole morning exchanging text messages with his seatmates
    using his brand-new Glob cellphone, instead of participating in class
    discussions. "He even skipped lunch because of text," one of his
    "textmates," who refused to be identified, said.

    At around 2 PM, the student suddenly fell out of his seat and
    convulsed on the floor. His fellow Lasallites rushed him to the
    Philippine Veterinary Hospital, where he was transferred to the Manila
    General Hospital. The student was declared brain-dead at 8 PM, 6 hours
    after he collapsed in the classroom. Fortunately, the cellphone
    suffered only minor damage, despite bouncing on the floor several
    times.

    Initial investigations show that the culprit in this incident is the
    microwave radiation emitted by the cellphone. Dr. Gonzales, the
    resident neurosurgeon at the MGH, explained that "radiation can kill
    body cells. Most cells can regenerate, but brain cells cannot.
    Normally, that's no big deal, because we have billions of reserve
    brain cells. However, being a Lasallite, the victim has only a small
    number of brain cells, and the radiation from the cellphone killed
    them all."

    He hastened to add that "there is no cause for public alarm. This is
    an isolated incident that will probably never happen anywhere outside
    the DLSU campus. Although text messaging is a waste of precious time,
    it is rarely fatal. As in everything else, moderation is the key.

    Remember, too much sex, ehe, text could be bad for you." As of press time, doctors are debating on whether to take the young
    Lasallite off the respirator.


    **********************************************************************
    WARNING!
    This item intent no harm to anyone who will read this.
    Ang magpa-epekto... TALO!
    The author came from a rival school who lost a game during one of
    UAAP's basketball game.
  • AdaAda Administrator PEx Moderator
    /unhide

    I forgot to say that I didn't write that. It was forwarded to me via email. Peace everyone! Bato bato sa langit, ang matatamaan wag magagalit!

    /hide
  • annann kabute PExer
    Ada: i'll send it to a friend, she'll get a kick out of it ;) o, unhide na and stay in sight ... just make sure it's behind quezon hall para if it becomes violent, just throw ur pursuers sa lagoon!
  • AdaAda Administrator PEx Moderator
    Jallo Ann!

    <;lol>; Great idea! If the stink won't kill them, the frogs will probably swallow them whole. ;)

    /unhide
  • ChiQuiChiQui Member PExer
    Adashki...

    Aliw na aliw ka about that comatose La Sallite ah. :) Thanks! You made me laugh though (no offense meant to the La Sallians).
  • GZer0GZer0 Member PExer
    Stop muna tayo sa topic na yan
    this is from http://www.philmusic.com/discus/messages/30/125.html

    here it goes...

    Dear guys,

    There is this guy from UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA, SAN DIEGO who wrote a very insulting letter about FILIPINOS...please read and be pissed!!!

    Subject: Filipinos.....*make me ••••*From: [email protected] (Art Bell)
    Date: Sat, Dec 5, 1998 11:45 EST
    Message-id: <;[email protected]

    As we've all come to notice, in the past few decades, Filipinos have
    begun to infest the United States like some sort of disease. Their
    extensive involvment in the U.S. Armed Forces is proof of the trashy
    kind of qualities all filipinos tend to exhibit on a regular
    basis.You can see this clearly by studying the attitudes and cultural
    Icons of most Filipino Americans.
    PART 1: Origins of Pinoys/Pinays: Are they really asian?
    Well we've come to accept the fact the filipinos come from
    a part of the world known as South East Asia. But the term "Asia" is
    used in the wrong way. You may notice that contemporary filipino
    americans try very hard to associate themselves with groups that we
    know as asian.
    I cannot count the number of times I have seen a 'Third World' Filipino try
    to connect themselves to the Chinese or Japanese people. There is no
    connection and here's why.
    The Philippines is a Third World country. Nothing respectable
    has EVER been created by filipino people during our entire humanhistory.
    Young filipino men in america have become obsessed with "import
    racing". They have an enormously perverted affection for Japanese cars.
    It's a common phenomenon. In their minds,these filipinos somehow,
    believe that they are asian and that it somehow connects them to japanese
    people and japanese cars They often take credit for the ingenuity of
    Japanese people and say how it's an "asian thing".
    This term..."asian thing" derived directly from African American
    slang "black thang". "It's a black thang." "It's an asian thang."
    You can see the connection.
    It's even funnier that, in Japan, Filipinos are heavily
    discriminated against. The only filipinos that can live successfully
    in Japan are the filipino prostitutes. But that's the case for most
    filipino people no matter where they live in the world.
    Now we've come down to this fact...and it is a fact.
    Nothing in Filipino Culture can be seen as asian. They have no
    architectural, artistic, or cultural influence which is in ANY way,asian.
    Thinking of the great countries in Asia such as Japan, Korea, and China
    there is no way you can possibly connect the PhilippineIslands.
    This assault by filipino americans to connect themselves
    with the great, peoples of North East Asia is foul and disgusting.
    PART 2: Young Filipino Americans: The Disease of Society
    See for yourself and go to any young filipino's website or
    chatroom, and you will be able to see kind of attitude that's stinking up
    america!Some things you might see:
    Dialouge such as the following (taken directly from a chatroomin IRC):
    (please keep in mind that most people in these chatrooms
    are young filipinos between the ages of 13-25)
    AznGuRLie: Wzzup EvErYbOdY!!! RhEiNa IsH In Da HoUsE!
    (Translation: Her name is Asian Girly. This young woman
    obviouslythinks she is somehow asian, but we'll adress that
    later. She's simply saying that she has arrived in the chatroom but she's
    saying it in the most immature, ghetto, and baby-type way possible. I'm
    suprised she said "Rheina is in the house" rather than just "Rheina in the
    house".But notice how she spelled the word "is" as "ish". The way a baby would
    pronounce it. The AlTeRnAtiNG CaPiTaLs is also verycommon.)
    AzNRacr_X: SuP Wit U RhEinA GuRL???
    (A filipino male...he's obsessed with japanese cars and masturbates
    frequently to Japanese Porno Cartoons, known as 'Hentai'.
    His response, is based on the fact he listens to way too much
    Puff Daddy and thinks that he's some type of "Player". Player is
    a concept invented by Black Americans. It simply means that a young
    man has good luck with women. A "Player" often has sex with numerous females
    and has more than one girlfriend at a time according to the Blackdefenition.
    If the, filipinos have a different definition for this term I'm
    not sure.But I think if you apply this term to a filipino male it usually
    describes a young man who tries to have sex with girls by meeting them on
    the internet. He, may or may not be successful in
    accomplishing this,but it just shows the, LOW LEVEL on which filipinos
    operate and conduct themselves. What's most interesting about this
    conversation so far is that it could be easily mistaken for two African
    americans speaking to each other. There's
    nothing distinctly 'asian' in this dialouge and it certianly doesn't
    reflect the level of respect and intlelligence you find when
    Japanese or Chinese people relate to each other in their own language!)
    AznGuRLie: NuttiN. WhErEsh RoNeLiA???? ShE At Yo HoUsE???
    AzNRacr_X: NaW GuRL...ShE At HeR CoUsiN's HoUsE.
    PiNOY_PLaYR: She at mah houze suckin' on mah dick foo!
    (Another filipino male has just joined the conversation! If
    you can call it a conversation. At this point it just seems alotlike babytalk.)
    AznGuRLie: Heheheheheheh YoU WiSh!!!!
    (Notice how this young woman accepts this disgusting
    statement and even has a laugh about it. I think we're finding out how low
    these people really are.)AzNRacr_X: ShUT yo MouTH lil foo!!!! Or I ShuT iT Fo U!
    PiNOY_PLaYR: Where u at muthafucka?? I beat yo lil punkazz!
    AzNRacr_X: My CRiB iz 619!! What u GoNNA Do Foo????
    PiNOY_PLaYR: I gunna beat yo lil azz...afta yo gurl finishez
    suckinon, mah NUTZ!! PUWAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHhhahahaahahaah!
    AznGuRLie: Hehheheheh NoW BoyZ WhY U fiGhtin LiKE tHaT?? U
    kNoW icAn, suCK u boTH!! LiL RhEiNA wAnTz 2 pLaY 2!!!!!!!!
    (This scum level of human interaction is not only disgusting and offensive,
    but pathetic as well. And there's a lot more than
    this going, on in chatrooms all over the internet every hour.)
    Try visiting a young filipino's web site too. You'll see
    something called the "Asian IRC Ring". It has to do with thechatrooms.
    The most horrible thing about this is that these TRASHY people are trying to
    associate themselves with Asia again!! People in Asia don't
    act like, this at all. What we are seeing here is the natural
    filipino in it's element with full access to technologyand this is how theyact!
    You will consistently see this behavior over and over again.
    Anotherinteresting thing is that these "thirdworld" people
    also frequent IRC chatroomssuch as #chinese #japan and #asian. They must
    believe that they are somehow related racially or culturally to NorthAsians.
    But it's completely WRONG! There might have been some distant contact with
    China and even less with Japan during World War II, but these people are
    actuallymore closely related to african americans and mexican americans.
    Do the parents of these young filipinos know what's going on?? Would
    they accept this? I believe that they would and do. This is the,
    natural "Trash" element in filipinos manifesting itself.
    Nothing good has ever come from Philippines and I don't believe
    anything good ever will.PART 3: The Conclusion: Recogonizing your Roots ( A
    Message to,Filipinos)To all filipino people:
    Please recognize yoour ROOTS! You come from the the Third World!
    Your country is a disgusting and filthy place. Most people there,live
    in poverty! Your culture has MUCH MORE SPANISH influence than chinese,
    and absolutely no JAPANESE influence whatsoever. People in
    Japan and China, do not act like you. They do not constantly talk
    about sex and they
  • annann kabute PExer
    GZero: relax, breathe deeply [in-out-in-out] & get all that negative nrg out of ur system ... someone from my chat group already checked out this hate mail ... art bell is a real radio person but he did not do this ... it's an elaborate hoax to discredit art bell ... i'll see if i still have the msg on file ...

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