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Now feel free to share your most memorable experiences from preschool, gradeschool, highschool, or even from college, whether it be funny, weird, scary, heart-breaking, romantic etc; whether it’s about your mischiefs or your bravery and achievements; whether it happened during your classes, school “scandals”, campus events, school activities, or even during recess, lunch or dismissal time; whether it happened with your friends, foes, schoolmates, even your teachers and school administrators, or even up to the fishball vendor by the corner of your school.

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  • Back in Grade 6, we were having a discussion in Filipino about figures of speech. Then later on she gave us a seatwork. Afterwards, checking time na, our teacher asked the meaning of “basa na ang papel” (which truly means, “nabuking na ang sikreto ng isang tao” di ba?).. Then this classmate of mine who is a girl shouted, “miss, paano po pag nakalagay dito sa notebook niya ‘DI NA VIRGIN?’” Then she laughed hysterically and soon all the class rolled in to laughter.
  • Back in Kinder-B, our teacher asked some of us to draw the different kinds of clothes that a student/child wears on the blackboard. Some of my classmates were called, and they draw T-shirt, polo, shorts, socks… etc. Later, I was called. I noticed that wala na akong maisip coz naguhit na lahat. Then I decided to draw an underwear eh yun na lang ang last choice ko instead na mapagalitan ako ni teacher. After I drew it, our teacher said, very good!.. so siyempre proud ako hehe.. Then upon returning to my seat, there’s this stupid classmate of mine who is a boy shouted “YUCK!!! ANG BASTOS!!!” Then me naman I was totally irritated so I replied in a loud mocking voice, “EH IKAW? KUNG BASTOS YUNG DINROWING KO E DI SANA DI KA NAGSUSUOT NG GANYAN !!!!!” Nagtawanan silang lahat and talagang napahiya yung classmate kong yun at yan tuloy, Natameme na..
  • Back in Grade 2, our English teacher gave us a test regarding Plural forms of nouns. Before that, me and my bestfriend Ken decided to make pustahan on who’s gonna have the highest score between ourselves. I was setting in front of him so when the quiz was over and it’s time to check and exchange papers counter-clockwise, I was the one who will check his paper. Eh since we used only pencil by that time in answering, and of course red ballpen in checking, it’s easy to erase the answers. I knew that I was going to be perfect then and so was Ken. So to win the bet, I changed one of his answers (plural ng Ox di ba Oxen? Binura ko yung ‘N’ pinalitan ko ng ‘S’ kaya nagging Oxes.. wahahahaha) … So 9/10 lang siya. When we returned the papers to the owner… WOW PERFECT AKO 10/10. Ken was shocked coz he knew perfect din sya and he was wondering how on earth na 9/10 lang siya. He asked me… “HOY BAKIT MO PINALITAN ANG SAGOT KO HA? ANG DAYA MO!!!! PALITAN MO YAN!!”
    Then me naman, nasa denial stage.. “ANO? EH YAN ANG NAKALAGAY JAN HA? WALA AKONG GINAGAWA JAN SA PAPEL MO!!! WAG MO NGA AKONG PAGBENTANGAN!!!” Then later on wala na siyang nagawa eh dahil pinass yung mga papers. Then deep inside ako “SUCCESS!!!” nanalo ako sa bet namin.. After that wala lang… friends ulit kami ni tsong….. hehehehe
  • akosilesterakosilester PEx Veteran ⭐⭐
    nung 4th yr HS kami, may clasmate kaming super gulo talaga...
    katabi ko sya sa upuan kasi alphabetical arrangement....

    T.H.E class namin yon, may baking lessons kami. dini-demo nung teacher naming medyo matanda na ang pagbate ng puti ng itlog para gawing icing....

    eh yung clasmate kong yon sa gawing aisle ang upuan nya so natalsikan sya konting egg whites.... aba, nagsisigaw ang mokong ng "YUCK! *****! *****!"

    grabe, tawa talaga kami ng tawa habang umiiyak yung teacher namin!


    same clasmate at same teacher...

    eh may CAT kami kinahapunan so nasa amin na yung rifles namin (3-4 pm yung THE class)...

    isinara nung clasmate namin yung mga bintana at pinto ng room namin bago dumating yung teacher namin...

    tapos nung naririnig na naming kumatok yung teacher namin, pumwesto sya sa likod ng pinto dala yung rifle nya.....

    pagbukas nung teacher namin, itinutok nya yung rifle dun sa teacher namin, sabay sabing "BOOM, TAYA si MAM! WALANG PASOK!"

    nagtatatakbo palabas yung teacher namin habang kami eh hagalpakan sa tawa.....

    kinabukasan, lahat ng boys sinuspend ng principal.....
    hehehe..........

    kung itinatanong nyo kung nasan na yung tadong clasmate namin....

    ayun, alaga na ng bading dahil na expel sya 2 months before our graduation.....
  • my teacher filipino pronounces the word "blank" blengk! and when she noticed we were making fun of her accent she changed it to "puweng".
  • 1) Breaking the front two legs of the teachers table and then making it stand by balancing the broken legs. Then we tried to be as loud as we can get before the teacher arrived. She was sooo mad, she slammed the table and (as planned) the table fell. All for one: "HALAAAAA!"
    hahaha!

    2) Waiting for everyone of the "bugoys" at the gate before going to class late. Imagine, getting to school before the bell rang but waited for everyone to be late. Then, on the way to the classroom, we were in a procession. While singing "Ave.... Ave.... Ave Mariaaaa.... Ave.... Ave..."
    hahahah! LOL

    3) The start of the 2nd semester of 4th year high school. We all had to take ROTC, but every exemption takes effect in the 2nd sem. UBOS ang field... more than a half of the cadets were exempted... hahaha!

    4) Hiding at the overpass overlooking the golf course and waiting for the golfers to tee off. Before they hit the ball, we all shout "FOOOORE!"... they get pissed as hell... hahaha!
  • One time,nung 2nd yr HS ako...sobrang sama ng tiyan ko nun at ewan ko kung ano yung nakain ko...so mejo lang 2pm humihilab na nag tiyan ko...pawis na pawis na ko nun & di mapalagay...in short...yup nasho-sho-e ako (hehehe :*) so ginawa ko...nag-cr ako..tinaon ko na la masyadong tao...mga patay na oras kung baga...so pag dating ko sa cr...eksakto...may nag cr na teacher...so pinatapos ko sya...so ayun! nailabas ko na ang dapat mailabas...ok na sana kaso di nag-work yung flush!...so naisip ko...ok lang kc natagalan nako baka hanapin nko ng teacher ko...so nung uwian na...cyempre...punta mga pipol sa CR para mag-ayos...magpaganda!...Sabi nung isang classmate ko..."YUCK! TINGNAN NYO 'TO...ANG BASTOS NAMAN NG SHU-MOE DITO!!...DI NAG-FLUSH! AT KADIRI!!! ANG LAKI PA! YUCK!!!" so ako...dead ma lang...pero deep inside...natatawa na ko...so para di mahalata....sabi ko..."PATINGIN NGA?....(sabay punta sa cubicle)...YUCK!!! OO NGA NOH!!...KADIRI NAMAN YAN!!.... Kakatawa noh?
  • ako naman it happened 2 yrs ago when i was still a freshman in college..may prof kami na everytime she arrives..she checks our attendance alphabetically..e yung katabi ko lalake..but by the time na nagchecheck na yung prof ng attendance may kinukuha ako sa bag ko..yung bag ko asa sahig kasi backpack yun..e di ko makita yung kukuhanin ko kasi madami laman yung bag ko dahil nag-p.e. pa ko..so nung ako na yung susunod na ichecheck..biglang bumanat yung prof ko..sabi nya sa seatmate kong guy.."mr.______,anong ginagawa ng seatmate mo sa ilalim.." shucks pagkasabi ng prof nun bigla ko napaayos ng upo..tawanan yung mga classmates ko kasi may maduming iniisip and to think that i was a girl kasi..hehe!!

    meron pang isang incident na back when i was in high school na di ko malimutan at lagi ko chinichika sa mga friends and classmates ko this college..mabilis kasi ko magsalita (it runs in our blood kasi e..hehe) so pag nagrerecite ako super natatawa mga classmates ko dahil wala daw sila maintindihan..there's this one teacher (el fili subj) na fave ako tawagin sa recitation..e ako pa naman i hate recitations kasi kinakabahan ako kaya lalo napapabilis salita ko..so ayun natawag na naman ako for the nth time..nakasagot naman ako but when i sat down my teacher suddenly said to the class.."o class..di nyo gayahin si ms._______..ang oras sa kanya ay ginto!"..super tawanan yung class kaya natawa na din ako at naging motto ko nga yun..hehe!

    actually dami kalokohan nangyayari sa kin sa skul pero kakatamad mag-type e..hehe..next time ulit..
  • Sophomore year I was walking with my crush along the hallway. My heart was beating so fast that I was so excited to make a turn to go down the stairs. I walked into the wall instead. :bungi: :lol:

    Nakakainis bawas tuloy gandapoints ko :bop:
  • Grade 5. Our Social Studies teacher was sitting on her chair in front of her class while discussing the lesson. This particular teacher is very well-known in our school because of her matinis na voice, small stature, mataray pero mabait, strict and nakakatawa pag nagagalit. Since my friend and I were seatmates and were sitting in front of the class, we can see every move of our teacher clearly. Then while she was discussing, bigla niyang inangat yung paa niya and then scratched her talampakan too hard while talking. The teacher spoke softly pero rinig namin, "AY, ANG KATI NG PAA KO..." Then my seatmate who was super daldalero suddenly shouted... "MS.! SIGURO MAY TIBAK KAYO!!" Nabasag ang katahimikan ng buong klase namin and then na-shock si teacher at biglang nag-react at napasigaw, "****!!! WALA AKONG TIBAK!!!"... we were really laughing hysterically by this time...
  • nung first year high school ako, na-traumatized ung buong class namin dahil sa english teacher namin na mahilig mamahiya. ang ginawa ng mga classmates kong siraulo, dinrawing ung mukha nya sa white board tapos sa ilalim may nakalgay na, "alien? alien!" uso pa kasi si brod pete nun. eh ung white board namin, nakasabit sa tabi ng pintuan, makikita nya na kagad un pagdating nya sa table nya pero d nya nahalata. :bounce:
  • When i was in 3rd year HS, just about last year, i have this friend of mine that hated the Sexbomb girls. She would often call them as cheap, jologz, baduy... She really disliked them. One time, during our P.E., we had an activity about exercise. We are going to dance but not just dance steps but exercise steps. Our class of 41 were divided in to 6 groups, and my friend was chosen as leader of their group. During the practical test, we had already polished our dance steps. The first group danced a song of the STEPS. The 2nd group danced an Aaron Carter song. The 4th Group danced Rock your Body of Justin T. The 5th group, my group, danced Get Busy of Sean Paul. The Last group danced Justin's Like I love you... ASTOUNDINGLY, the 3rd group, my friend's group, danced BAKIT PAPA and SPAGHETTI of Sexbomb!!!! She was the leader and she was on the center... Kitang kita na hiyang-hiya siya, napapatawa pero nahihiya... We were all knocking ourselves by this time pati yung aming teacher.. Their group was nice, but super duper funny, especially the leader...

    After that, i told my friend, "AKALA KO BA AYAW MO NG SEXBOMB?"...
    then she said... "AYAW KO NAMAN TALAGA EH..EH YUN ANG GUSTO NILA EH..."
    E di sabi ko, "Eh IKAW ANG LEADER DI BA? DAPAT IKAW ANG NASUNOD..."
    Then she said.. ."EH DI BALE NA...MAGANDA NAMAN YUNG TUGTOG EH... SAKA.. NA REALIZE KO...OK NAMAN ANG SEXBOMB.."

    gosh.. I was really totally definitely dumbfounded...
  • We had this Social Studies teacher last year, when I was in 3rd Year HS...

    Hetong si Sir, tigasin pati sa pananalita...
    Sa sobrang bilis naman, nabubulol... at minsan napapapiyok pa! Haayy... eto oh, since first day ng klase, nilista ko lahat ng kanyang words... para ngang may sarili na siyang DICTIONARY eh...


    Accompaniment - akampanent
    Achievements - achebments
    Actually - aktoli
    Adelaide - Adilid
    Agriculture - agrikalchur
    Affairs - afirs / apirs
    Afford - apord
    After - apter
    Afternoon - apternon
    Age - AIDS
    Akkadians - Akadiyans
    Almost - olmos
    Alright - olwayt
    Ancestors - ansesTOORS
    Anomalies - anomilis
    Answer - ansor
    American - Amewikan
    Archipelago - arkipelagus
    Aristocrats - ristukratz
    combination of Ashurbanipal & Ashurnasirpal - Ashurnabasirpal
    As a very - usaberi
    Associate - asosheyt
    Athena - atina
    Attain - atin
    Authority - otowiti
    Barangay - buranggay
    Beautiful - byutiPOOL
    Before - bipor / bifur
    Belief - bilip
    Believe - belib
    Benifactor - binipaktor
    Biography - bayogwapi
    Book-lovers - BUKlabbers
    Born - boorn
    Both - bought
    Bounderies - bawnduris
    Bulgaria - BOOLgerya
    Buried - barid
    Cardinal Sin - kurdinalsin
    Carolingian - kareyjan
    Cathedral - katidral
    Catherine of Aragon - katewin ob awagon
    Catholic Faith - Katolik feet
    Catholicism - KATOLisisim
    Celebes Sea - celibacy
    Chaldeans - kaldeyans
    Changing - chinjing
    Chaotic Situation - kayotik sichuweyshon
    Charitable - chawitabol
    Chivalry - shibalri
    Christian - krischin
    Church Teaching - chrch titsing
    Circle - sirkel
    Coastal - kostal
    Comfortable - kompurtabol
    Compared - kumpird
    Confidence - kanfidens
    Conquer - kungker
    Conquering - kungkerin
    Conquerors - kungkeROORS
    Consider - kunsider
    Continue - kanti?o\
    Controversial - kontroborsal
    Correct - kuwekt
    Corrupt - kurap
    Corruption - kurapshon
    Cory Aquino - Cora Akino
    Could - kod
    Course of time - kurs ob taym
    Courses - kursis
    Court - kurt
    Courteousness - kurchusness
    Courts - kurts
    Credibility - kridibiliti
    Crisis - kwaysis
    Criticisms - kitisisims
    Crusader - kuseyder
    Crusades - kwuseyds
    Crush - kras
    Cultivating - koltibeyting
    Cultures - kalchurs
    Dangerous - denjewus
    Decipher - desaypurr
    Declared - deklurd
    Defiance - depayans
    Desirable - diseribol
    Destroyed - distrayd / di-stride
    Defend - depend
    Defeat - depit
    Development - debelupment
    Differ - dipper
    Different - diprent
    Discovering - diskabering
    Discus Throw - diskastro
    Distinguish - distinggwis
    Dorie - dowri
    Dribbling - dwibbling
    During - joowing
    Each - itch
    Each other - its ader
    Elevated - ilibeyted
    Embalming - 'bombing'
    Emerged - imarjd
    Emperor - empewor / empeROORS
    Engaging - inggijing
    Enlarge - inlurj
    Ephemeral - epemeral
    Error - ewor
    Establishing - istablising
    Europe - YOOwop
    European - yuropiran
    Everbody - ibribadi
    Everything - ebriTING
    Evil - ibil
    Evolution - eboLOOshon
    Example - iksampol / eksompol
    Excuse me - susmi
    Existing - eksising
    Experiences - espiryenses
    Fabulous - pabyulus
    Fact - pak / bak
    Factories - PAKtoris
    Factors - PAKtors
    Fall - pol / pul / powl
    Fallen - powlen
    False - puls
    False Teachings - pols tichings
    Falsely - polsli
    Family - pamili
    Family Feud - pamiliPYOOD
    Famous - peymos
    Farming - pahming
    Father - parr / pahder
    Fast - past
    Faster - pastey
    Fasting - pasting
    Favorable - feeborabol
    Favorite - peybuwit
    Feasting - pasting / pisting / pesting
    Feed - pid
    Federation - fidireyshon
    Feds - peds
    Fell - pel
    Fertile - pertil
    Feudal - pyudal
    Feudal Relationship - pugal releyshonsip
    Feudalism - pyodalisim
    Fief - pip
    Field - pild
    Fighting - payting
    Fighting for supremacy - payting por suprimasi
    Filed - payld
    Find - paynd
    Fine arts - payn arts
    First - purst
    Flat - plat
    Flourished - plorist
    Followers - palowers
    Following - palowing
    For - por
    Forced - pursd
    Fore-fathers - purpaders
    Fore-runners - poraners
    Forget - purget
    Forgiveness - purgibnes
    Forgotten - purgaten
    Form - purm
    Fostered - posterd
    Found - pound
    Foundation - poundeyshon
    Founded - pounded
    Founder - pounder
    France - prans
    Freed - pweed
    Freedom - pweedom
    Function - PANKshon
    Fund - pand
    Further - porder
    Gathered - gaderd
    Geography - jography
    George Bush - Jurj BOOSH
    Giovanni Bocaccio - Jubani Bukasho
    Gives - gibs
    Go Ahead - gowa-ed
    Goth - got
    Goths - gots
    Govern - goburn
    Grandeur - graynjur
    Grace - gweys
    Graded - gweyded
    Grant - gwant
    Greece - gwis
    Greek - gwik
    Growth - grot / grat
    Hail Mary - heyl mewi
    Has - ***
    Have - hab
    How many - hawmani
    Heavy - hebe
    Heretic - hereritik
    Hilario Davide - Hilaryo Dabede
    History - histuri
    Holy Sepulcher - holisepolker
    Homage - homeyds
    Horrible - Haribel
    Hungry - angre
    I was - awas
    Identify - aydentiPAI
    If - ip
    Impeachable - impitsabol
    Impressed - impursd
    Important - imfortant
    In fact - inPAK
    In front - inpont
    Infactual - impaktuwal
    Info - inpoh
    Interferring - interpiring
    Invaded - imbeyded
    Investors - inbesTOORS
    Involves - imbolbs
    Issue - isi
    Item - aytam
    Jose Rizal - Ozeh Wizal
    Judge - jaj / jadz
    Justices - jasises
    Justifies - jastipays
    Justifyable - jastipayabol
    Knowledge - nalij
    Known - non
    Land - lend
    Latins - Latis
    Leadership - litership
    Legislative - lejaslatib
    Libraries - laybaris
    Livelier - laybliyer
    Lombards - Lamb-birds
    Lord - lard / loord
    Love - lab
    Lovers - labbers
    Luneta - Lunita
    Machiavelli - Makyabeli
    Machiavellian - Makyabelyan
    Majority - majoroti
    Martin Luther - Marching LOOTER
    Mayors - meYOORS
    Meaning - mening
    Medieval - mijibal
    Militaristic - melitaristik
    More - mur
    More than - murdan
    More knowledgable - mornalijabol
    Monastic - munastek
    Monasticism - monasisisim
    Movement - mobment
    Mummified - mamiPOYD
    Minute - maynut
    Murdered - morderd
    Natural - nachuwa
    Navigations - nabigeyshonsl
    Nobles - noBELLS / novels / nobols
    Northern - nurdurn
    Notebooks - nutbuks
    Observable - absorbabol
    Observe - absurd
    Origin - orjin
    Of - ob
    Of course - opkurs
    Offered - opurd
    Offering - opring / opuwing
    Orator - oweytor
    Oratory - owatowi
    Orthodox - ortoDOK
    Ottoman Turks - Auto-Mantorks
    Own - on
    Owner - oner
    Pages - pijes
    Papal Bull - peypal BOOL
    Papal Power - peypalpawa
    Papers - pippers
    Papyrus - papirus
    Part - prt
    Parthenon - partinon
    Paved - peybd
    Peculiar - pekyulyar
    Peninsula - piningsula
    People - bipol / pipal
    Perfect - purpek
    Period - piryod
    Persian - purshan
    Persian Gulf - persingGULP
    Pharaoh - peyro
    Pharaos - perus
    Philippines - felipins
    Photocopy - potokapi
    Picture - pikchor
    Platform - flatporm
    Please - plish
    Political - kulitikal
    Poseidon - posidon
    Poverty - paperti
    Power - pawa
    Pray - pwey
    Prepare - pwepur
    Prepared - pwepurd
    Preparation - pwepuweyshon
    Presents - persens
    Preservation - presarbeyshon
    Priest - pwees
    Prime Ministers - pwaym minisTOORS
    Principle - pwinshipol
    Printing - painting
    Privilations - prebeleyshons
    Priviledge -
    Progressive - pwogwesib
    Prosperous - pwasperus / phosphorus
    Protect - putek
    Protection - putekshon
    Protestants - prostitutes
    Proven - pwuben
    Provided - pubayded
    Purgatory - porgatowi
    Purify - pyuripai
    Purpose - porpos
    Queen Hatshepsut - Kwin HatshepSOOT / HatshepSOT
    Read - wid
    Reading - weeding
    Realm - relm
    Receives - wesibs
    Receipient - wesipyent
    Referring - repering / repairing
    Reformation - ripormeyshon
    Rejected - wijekted
    Rejecting - wijekting
    Report - rifort / wiport
    Representatives - representaTHIEVES
    Republic - wupablik
    Requiring - rekoring
    Returned - retarnd
    Revive - ribayb
    Revival - ribaybal
    Rich - rits
    Rise - ways
    Romans - Rowmens
    Rome - room
    Rule - roll
    Ruler - wooler / hooler
    Rural - wuwal
    Saving - seybing
    Saudi Arabia - Soda Arabya
    Scores - skoors
    Secondary - sekondawi
    Self - selp
    Senate - senet
    Separate - sepweyt
    Serve - surb
    Service - sarbis
    Several - sebural
    Sheba - shiba
    Shem, (son of Noah) - Shim
    Should - sud
    Sketch - skets
    Society - susayati
    Soldiers - suljers
    Souls - sols
    Spires - spars
    Spirit - spurrit / sperit
    Spoon & Fork - poon & spork
    Stronger - stongger
    Successful - saksesPOOL
    Successors - sakseSOORS
    Suffered - saperd / suppered
    Suffering - sapuwing
    Sumuabum - SumuaBOOM
    Supervise - superbays
    Surveillance - sorbeylans
    Survive - sorbayb
    Survival - sorbaybal
    St. Boniface - St. Bonipis
    Started - sturted
    State - stit
    State - stits
    Switzerland - sitserlan
    Take - tik
    Talk about - tukabawt
    Tangible - tanggibol
    Temperature - tempeweyCHOO
    Temples - tempuls
    Temporarily - tempowawili
    Territory - tewitowi
    That - dot
    Think - TINK
    Throne - tron
    Thorough - towo
    Tomorrow - tumoro
    Torch - TOORch
    Tyranny - tirani
    Unchanging - anchinjing
    Uplift - aplip
    Upper - apurr
    Used - yooshd
    Vacant - bekant
    Valid - baled
    Vandals - bandels
    Vassal - basal / beyshal / besal
    Vatican - batikan / BUTT-ican
    Venerate - benereyt
    Venice - benis
    Versatile - bursatil
    Very - bury / bewi
    Vikings - baykings
    Villages - bilijes
    Vocal - bokal
    Vote - boat
    Vow - baw
    Warfare - warper
    Watched - watsd
    Were - wur / wo
    Which - wits
    Whole - hol
    Wife - wayp
    Work - wrk
    World - wurld
    Wrath - rat

    Haciendero - hasindero
    Paborito - pabowito
    Paborito - pabowito
    Paksa - paksi
    Para - pawa
    Protestante - potestante
    Sabihin - sabehen

    54 - piptipor
    4th - purt
    2-sided - susayded

    buong klase sa amin ay aliw na aliw sa kanya!!!!
    pero BABALA: Lumalaganap ang ipidimya kaya... mag-engat!
    at baka ekaw ay mahawa sa maleng deksyon!!!



    :eek: :D :cool:
  • praktis ng graduation namin....eh di, iyan, una ang mga honors d b? nakapila na ako sa stairs, ako na susunod na aakyat,eh nakita ko crush ko...tinawag na pangalan ko, eh daze pa ako dahil nakita ko nanaman ang aking crushie, di ko napansin na malayo pala yung last step sa stage at...ouch!!!! nastuck yung paa ko!!!!
  • Here again.. just can't get enough of our former Social Studies teacher...
    Sobrang dami niyang sinabi in the past school year na talaga namang tumatak sa aming isipan, sa aming mga estudyante nya...

    Heto:::

    (1.) Mr. Social became furious after mag-recite while laughing ang isa sa mga classmate ko... So he said...
    Why are you laughing? You know, i don't like that.. Serioso akong tao! Hindi ako corny at ayoko sa mga corny! I'm not impressed!!!

    (2.) Mr. Social while discussing the location of the Philippines... North of the Philippines is Taiwan; South of the Philippines is CELEBACY....

    (3.) We had a test about the Latitudes and Longitudes of diff countries. My classmate eh napagbaligtad ang latitude sa longitude that's why all the items eh may sagot pero lahat mali.. So she got zero.. Then when Mr. Social heard about it, he told us... Ano? Zero ka? Well, ok na rin yun. It's better to get zero than nothing... We were really confused sa sinabi nya & yet we were laughing by that... Ang ibig nya palang sabihin, mabuti ng may sagot siya kahit na zero siya kaysa naman wala siyang sagot...

    (4.) Mr. Social was discussing about the history of Iraq. By that time, inaasar namin siya na Hammurabi kc muka siyang Iraqi because maitim siya at matipuno ang katawan parang warrior... Inaasar pa nga namin yun na kaibigan niya si Saddam at childhood friend niya yun kaya madami siyang nalalaman tungkol sa Iraq... Then maya-maya sinabi niya... Do you want to go with me to Iraq? Maganda dun.. ...i was shocked, surprised, and yet forcing not to laugh in the middle of his discussion...

    (5.)Mr. Social was writing the word COMMITTED on the black board. Pero wrong spelling, single -M lang nilagay niya.. Then later on, napansin niya, then he said... Ay, sorry ... inaantok lang ako eh...

    (6.) One time, during Mr. Social's boring discussion, he became furious coz no one was listening to him, others were sleeping and others where chattering and murmuring... Pero di sya yung tipong sumisigaw pag nagagalit... What is funny is monotonous ang boses niya pag nagagalit, para bang presidenteng nagii-speech sa platform... Ako ay naiirita. Ako ay napapagod. Please huwag kayong maingay. Kung gusto niyo, lumabas na lang kayo please naman oh. This is a formal school & not an informal one. Makinig naman kayo. Parang di niyo nirerespeto ang sinasabi ng tao sa harapan. .....then another day, humirit pa siya... Sensitive ako sa ingay. I'm a private person. Madali akong madisturb sa noise. Madali akong mairita. Di ako maingay na tao. I prefer to stay alone. If you don't want to listen, magdasal na lang kayo, nang sa gayon tahimik. Please…

    (7.) Mr. Social regarding the clarification of certain topics... he usually goes... Hindi ako lalabas dito hangga't di nacla-clarify yan! ....we were like, e di wag kang lumabas, problema ba yun?!

    (8.) Mr. Social tells a very important command:::: Read that individually... SILENCE lang..

    (9.) Mr. Social wrote a question on the board "What is Hegira?" as a seatwork... He committed a mistake by forgetting to write the word "is" on the board, so it became "What Hegira?"... Then he left us for a couple of minutes after telling us to answer that and some other questions as a seatwork.... Then when he returned, he noticed that the word "is" is missing... And so he went.. May nagtanggal ba ng 'is' dito, ha? Sino nagtanggal ng 'is dito?! ... we were doubting his sanity by that time...

    (10.) Mr. Social was discussing the biography of the famous Martin Luther... then on the midst of his explanations he went... Martin Luther had many supporters... hindi yung supporter na ano ha..... ...we were like... Aaaahhh OKAY...

    (11.) This years theme of our College Fair was 'Ang Saya Saya'.. On the midst of Mr. Social's discussion, biglang natanong niya about yung show ni Loren Legarda sa ABS2... We pondered deeply sa mga tanong niya... Ano nga ba yung title nung palabas ni Loren? Title ba tawag non? o Theme? nung Fair? Tara Tena Ang saya saya? Yun ba yun? ...muntik na kaming magtawanan nung nagreply ang isa kong classmate.... Ah, Sir, wala pong 'Ang Saya Saya' sa Tara Tena... Tara Tena lang po yun.... then Mr. Social was like --- aaaahhh ganon ba...

    (12.) One time, we had a discussion about ancient Arabs. Mr. Social wrote the 2 types of Arabs on the board. After the discussion, we had a test, but he forgot to erase the 2 type of Arabs written on the board.. Then he asked the question, "What are the 2 types of Arabs?" Everyone on our class looked at each other while answering on our papers. Then Mr. Social realized that he forgot to erase the board. He frantically erased it, but it's too late. Everyone of our class had already saw the answer. Fortunately, everyone of us got that items correctly..

    (13.) CONTRADICTORY PREMISES:
    (A.) Mr. Social heard that 2 of my classmates were magsyota... Then he said something about that issue... Mahirap yan...wag ninyong seryosohin... I'm telling this based on my experience... Pero di ko yun na-experience... Falling in love during studying.. Nagka-girlfriend ako nung college na... Pero Nag-gf ako ng seryoso after college... we were like, HELLOOO!?!?!?!
    (B.) Mr. Social showing the notes from the projector... Ok class.. read and explain... pero self-explanatory naman eh kaya madali lang...

    (14.) On another discussion... my nag-recite akong classmate and she said that The Empire had a strong foundation... then humirit ang corny naming teacher... Foundation? yung foundation sa mukha?

    (15.) Mr. Social asking a classmate of mine to return the projector to the other room.... (Let's just change the name of my classmate...) he somewhat went like this... -- Fernando & Poe! Please return the projector....

    (16.) Mr. Social telling the class regarding sa pagbaba sa jeepney... Pag bababa ka sa jeep sabihin mo.....'Pawa!.. dito lang ako... Pawa!"

    (17.) Mr. Social explaining something... The topic is DEBATABLE.. ibig sabihin... pwede itong ipag-debate..

    (18.) It was February 23, 2004, when Mr. Social's cellular phone rang and the ringtone was.... BULAKLAK!!!!

    (19.) Rumor has it that once, when Mr. Social laughed terrible, his PUSTISO flew away and some witnessed that spectacular event including some of my classmates... The news spread in the campus like fire, and so we concluded that on the following days, the reason why Mr. Social doesn't laugh terribly anymore, and holds his mouth while trying not to laugh, it's because he doesn't want history to repeat itself...

    (20.) Mr. Social once called Sharon Cuneta, as Tita Sharon... We wanted to ask him.. bakit sir, close kayo?!? hmmmmmm....

    (21.) One time while discussing... Mr. Social got so excited.. Mark Anthony killed himself first before committing suicide. we were like, WOW!
  • Here's more of Mr. Social...

    well minsan talaga malabo ang tenga namin kaya nagkakagulo...

    *The ancient Egyptians were Bombing the dead. (Nagulat ako... Yun pala, 'embalming' hindi 'bombing'..)

    *He used (referring to Cleopatra).......What was his (referring to Cleopatra)..... (parang nagdududa na ako kay Cleopatra...)

    *When you boat (vote) for somebody...
    [translation: Kapag binangka mo ang isang tao..]

    *Boat (vote) wisely...
    [translation: Mamangkang Mabuti]

    *Stay bold! (stabled)

    *Put off (foot of) the mountains
    [translation: patayin ang kabundukan]

    *We will have a graded recitation. Actually, di naman graded.

    *The rice (rise) of Feudalism
    [translation: ang kanin ng pyudalismo]

    *When is day? (wednesday)

    *MR. SOCIAL (while praying::::: "Heyl Mewi, POOL of Gweys..."

    *Tiken por gwanted (taken for granted)

    *kampurward (come forward)

    *pey prayb tayms (pray 5 times)

    *They escaped the rat (wrath) of Meccan Believers.
    [translation: natakasan nila ang daga ng mga Meccan Believers.]

    *Mahalaga ang 'jaws' (diyos)..
    [translation: sharp teeth are important]

    *inisapter (In This Chapter)

    *I want yu tu elaboweyt dat!

    *Fart up the pamily (part of the family)
    [translation: paututan ang buong pamilya]

    *May asawa akong tao... (siempre, alangan namang ASWANG!!!)

    *Pope Leo the Tent (10th)... (pwede pa lang mag-camping kay Pope Leo)

    haay.. dami no?!
  • PHOEBUS! HAY...tawa ako nang tawa...

    Anyway, here's mine: back in third year high school, my Filipino teacher (who was also our homeroom adviser) got really mad kasi super ingay ng class. So she went into a really long discourse regarding respect for teachers and all that crap. May mga sinabi pa sha na "wala na kayong respeto, class...hindi na kayo ma-control!" Then she ends everything with a "You remember this, class...you can choose your friends but you can't choose your family!" Tas sabay walk out. An labo...

    I was, like, connection??
  • ^

    turo sa kaitaasan..

    hahahaha... (",)
  • nung 1st yr in college ako,nawala ako sa xavier hall.tsaka di ko makita palabas.then nakaabot pa ko sa may moro lorenzo..hehehehe layo noh????
  • Red_WolfRed_Wolf PEx Influencer ⭐⭐⭐
    Back in first year high, there was this science teacher who always wore a barong to work. One day, some of our classmates decided to put a joke on him. The teacher came in-after a few minutes "delay"-and found a lot of the guys in the classroom wearing barong tagalog!

    In senior year, one of our classmates suddenly blurted out, '[email protected], mahilig ako sa dede.' After a few moments of silence to let things sink in, we burst out laughing! That same classmate even went to class one day wearing a multi-color striped shirt that because of it's basic colors, inasar siyang 'Rainbow!' Seconds later, one of our classmates asked what's the Tagalog word for rainbow: Bahaghari, which another classmate put it as 'Hari ng Bahag'.
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