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.......................THE 19 WAYS TO BE A WOMAN

........................HEHEHE

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>;
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>;1. ****
>;
>;2. When asked "Is something bothering you?" reply "no"
>;then get pissed off when you are believed.
>;
>;3. Become attracted to someone because he is outgoing
>;and loves parties, start dating him, and immediately expect
>;him to stop this behavior.
>;
>;4. Always take an hour [Catherine McKenzie] (or 3) longer than
promised
to prepare
>;for the evening.
>;
>;5. Always hide very important events in very unimportant
>;terms so you can have something to be pissed about when
>;your boyfriend declines because he has pressing business, ie You
>;say "It's no big deal, but I was wondering if you would like to
>;visit my parents with me if you are not busy this weekend." when you
>;mean "It means a great deal to me for you to see my family with me
this
>;weekend whether or not it is possible!"
>;
>;6. Whine
>;
>;7. If you are trying to sleep, it's because you're exhausted from
>;your almost super-human level of daily achievement; if he is
>;trying to sleep it's because he is lazy.
>;
>;8. No matter what the activity, he doesn't do it as well
>;as a past boyfriend.
>;
>;9. If he pays attention to you, he is smothering you.
>;
>;10. If he gives you space, he is ignoring you.
>;
>;11. Complain
>;
>;12. Hate any bar he likes.
>;
>;13. Demand to be treated as an equal in everything - except when
>;paying for meals, airplane tickets, concerts, beers, clothes, etc.
>;these are required gifts proving his love.
>;
>;14. Declare PMS at any given time. If he is knowledgeable about
>;your cycle, tell him you're irregular from all the stress of your
>;life (also, see number 7).
>;
>;15. Remember that ANY woman who so much as stares at
>;your boyfriend must be labeled a **** and your network of
>;friends must be informed immediately to spread this as quick as
>;possible.
>;
>;16. Make his life miserable by making him feel guilty about doing
>;anything other than catering to your needs.
>;
>;17. Break into tears for no apparent reason, then use number 2.
>;
>;18. Ask for help in some endeavor then become livid when it is
>;given.
>;
>;19. Insinuate yourself into your boyfriend's group of
>;friends, break up with him, then make sure you are present at
>;every gathering for the next month just to rub it in.

Comments

  • DEATHCRAYONDEATHCRAYON ...... PExer
    ................................HEHEHE
  • congcong low maintenance PExer
    :lol:
  • YamiLLeYamiLLe yada-yada-ding-din PExer
    a friend emailed me something like this bot it was about men :p I just couldn't open my frickin' account right now (f*cked up password) so I can't post it in this thread but I will in the future to amuse you guys :)

    :up: DEATHCRAYON, funny stuff!!
  • NegativeTierNegativeTier Member PExer
    Funny :D
  • krookrookrookroo Member PExer
    hmm... ;)

    but aren't these the same reasons why u like girls so much? guys enjoy making their minds work.. and GIRLS ARE SO MUCH MORE THAN JUST A PUZZLE! ;)
  • DEATHCRAYONDEATHCRAYON ...... PExer
    ............THANX YAMILLE, IT'D BE KOOL IF YOU COULD POST THAT ARTICLE

    Originally posted by krookroo
    hmm... ;)

    and GIRLS ARE SO MUCH MORE THAN JUST A PUZZLE! ;)

    ...........................IT'S A GAME
  • rampagerampage reinventing eve PExer
    YUP...SO ARE YOU COMPLAINING,MA' BOY?

    WOULD YOU HAVE US ANY OTHER WAY? ;)


    [Let's avoid long quotes. :) Thanks! - CaRaMBa]
  • cherrycolacherrycola simply cherryfic PExer
    Funny nga :D

    Pero humanda kayo, hahanapin ko sa internet yung male version n'yan. :laugh:
  • DEATHCRAYONDEATHCRAYON ...... PExer
    .....................HEHE NO ONE'S COMPLANING. I LOVE CHICKS.
  • nownow The Present PExer
    # 13 Rulez!!!*okay*
  • ~yuiren~~yuiren~ FrEaKiN' FiNe PExer
    :rotfl:You're one of a kind DEATHCRAYON... :rocker:

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