funny text messages

[markymarkmark]

share naman kayo ng mga funny text messages, not necessarily romantic, and hwag naman yung mga green or offensive

[mark_mark]

ei nice pex name you got there! exadik:exadik:exadik:

[whisker]

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MOTHER ito ni (SENDER'S NAME).
Pwede ba huwag ka ng magtext sa
anak ko. Dahil sa l*ntek na text na yan,
nasisira ang maganda nyang career.

MOTHER LILY
Regal Films

[markymarkmark]

"A toast to bread: For without bread, there could be no toast."

"He who laughs last, thinks slowest."

"If winners never quit and quitters never win, who came up with 'Quit while your ahead'?"

"If at first you don't succeed... skydiving is not for you."

"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

"Paradise is exactly like where you are now...only much, much better."

"If you arrest a mime, are you supposed to tell him he has the right to remain silent?"

"If your goal is to fail ,and you succeed, which have you actually done?"

"Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?"

"A computer without a mouse is pointless."

"I think Albert Einstein owes me one. I went to one of his lame parties once, and the DJ was terrible, so I said to Einstein, 'Hey E, this M.C. is square.'"

"An itch that goes unscratched is just more itchy."

"To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential."

"There are three kinds of people, those who can count and those who can't."

"I don't believe in intuition, but I believe that some day, I might."

[HerSheys]

i just recvd dis from my friend...

NEWSFLASH: 10 out of 10 Doctors worldwide had concluded that the BEST source of CALCIUM is the woman's vagina coz it hardens the penis even w/o bones!

Hi! Im getting married next month. There would be a small party and only few people will be invited. Dont bring any gift. Just bring SOMEONE to marry ME...

yun lang muna...

[chips]

a friend of mine textd me this on the 14th of feb...

VALENTINE isnt only for LOVERS, it is also for PEOPLE who are alone, it should be a time to reflect on our PAST LOVE and hope that theyre ALONE and MISERABLE too!

[kulantro]

"lets all pause for a while and pray for the soul of our beloved co-texter who recently passed away..... dahil ang p_utang_ina, nahulog sa bubong kahahanap ng signal."

[webfreak]

ito txt ng barkada ko sa akin kanina lang...

gud news! napili akong contestant sa who wants to be a millionaire. puwede ka ba sa lifeline call a friend? Binigay ko cel num. mo. Naka sked ako feb 29. nood k. wish me luck!

[markymarkmark]

salamat webfreak, kulantro, chips, HerSheys, whisker and mark_mark(u also have a nice name)!
keep all those cute funny messages coming! kahit corny pwede!

[farfalla]

webfreak, i was about to post that one.

here's one, all caps dapat. hehe.

ONE DAY JULIA ROBERTS (or whoever you think is sexy) WENT TO THE GUINESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS TO CLAIM THE TITLE OF THE WORLD'S SEXIEST WOMAN ON EARTH. LATER SHE EMERGED FROM THE BUILDING SHOUTING, "WHO THE HELL IS <insert your name here>???"

[pagan]

sometimes i just smile to cover up the pain... sometimes i laugh to cover up the hurt... but whether i smile or laugh, i can never hide what i really feel inside...
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taeng-tae na ko

[sweet_angel79]

Here's one...


Nasa Police Station ako ngayon!
Nakakahiya!
Tulungan mo ako,
Nakasuhan ako ng
POSSESSION of CUTE FACE!
Di ako makapalag, malakas
ang ebidensiya!!!!

Another one.....

1 message received

1 cute person sent it

1 monkey is reading it

1 monkey is angry

1 monkey is still reading

1 monkey will 4ward dis message

para makaganti!

[maranina]

warning... medyo bastos to....
wag mo basahin kung virgin ka...


[spoiler start]"gising at salubungin ang umaga ng magandang kasabihan... ang di makangiti may subong titi, at ang nakangiwi, may kinakaing kiki" [spoiler end]

[melie]

Originally posted by webfreak
ito txt ng barkada ko sa akin kanina lang...

gud news! napili akong contestant sa who wants to be a millionaire. puwede ka ba sa lifeline call a friend? Binigay ko cel num. mo. Naka sked ako feb 29. nood k. wish me luck!

may nagpadala rin sa akin nito! tapos naniwala pa ako nh! mga pagkatapos pa ng limang minuto bago ko naisip na wala palang feb 29 ngayong taon!

[sexybod]

confucious says that whenever you are angry with someone put yourself in that person's shoes and walk a mile so that when he gets mad at you, you are a mile away and you have his shoes.

[Maegan29]

Originally posted by kulantro
"lets all pause for a while and pray for the soul of our beloved co-texter who recently passed away..... dahil ang p_utang_ina, nahulog sa bubong kahahanap ng signal."

[cmars2]

nabiktima rin ako nyang feb29 na yan...

[kulantro]

"san ka ba galing dina"

lo, karen po

"kasi ang tagal na nating di nagkita dina"

"o sige, kain na dina"

karen po

"virgin ka pa ba karen"

dina po

[CaRaMBa]

Hi guys, you can now PEx through your celphone! Text in your jokes right after you receive them! Post a message on PEx by typing in PEX JOKE your message and send to 2333 for Globe or 2443 for Smart!

Check out the thread here: WIRELESS - Text jokes!

[RoyalAssassin]

I LOVE YOU.....................................................................................
[spoiler start]sabado, pati na rin linggo...
hintay ka lang, jolibee, 'and'yan na 'ko...[spoiler end]

grabe, ginawa ko sa isang kaibigan kong babae, nabadtrip... hanggang ngayon 'ata galit pa rin sa 'kin.