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  1. #1
    gamma girl
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    Talking TAGALOG MOVIE TRANSLATIONS: this is funny!

    Have you ever tried translating Pinoy/Tagalog Movie Titles in English? Whenever we go to the filipino store at nakikita yung mga badly titled action movies ng pinoy, we can't help but literally translate them in english, and it sounds maaad funny!

    here are some:

    "Kamandag Ko Ang Papatay Sa'Yo" = My Venom Will Kill You

    o diba, hehe...sounds...errr...amusing.

    "Biyudo si Daddy, Biyuda si Mommy" = Widower is Daddy, Widow is Mommy.

    dagdagan niyo pa.

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    hehehehee!!!!

    " Walang matigas na tinapay sa mainit na kape"
    There's no hard bread on hot coffee

    "Masamag DAmo"
    Bad Grass (hahahahaha)

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sige pa!!!!

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    Pag Oras mo na, Oras mo na = If its you time, its your time.
    Tunay Na Tunay. Gets Mo? Gets Ko! = Very Real. Get it? I get it!
    Uubusin Ko Ang Bala Sa Katawan Mo = I will empty the bullet in your body.
    Wala Ka Nang Lupang Tatapakan = You have no more soil to walk on.
    Babangon Ako't Dudurugin Kita = I will wake up and and I will crush you.
    Bakit May Kahapon Pa = Why is there a yesterday
    Bata, Bata Paano Ka Ginawa = Kid, kid, how are you made?
    Dumating Ka Lang Ba Para Umalis? = Did you come just to go?
    Gaano Kadalas Ang Minsan = How often is sometime
    Gatas sa Dibdib ng Kaaway = Milk in the breast of the enemy

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    nyahahaha....literal eh noh???

    Sana'y Maulit Muli - Hope to Repeat Again
    Kung Ayaw Mo Huwag Mo- If You Don't Like, Don't You
    Isang Bala Ka Lang - You're One Bullet Only

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    Haba baba do, Puti puti poo= Long chin sex, white white crap!


    *off-topic*

    Bakit ba ang pinoy movie titles parang kinakausap ka???

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    Heto pa...

    Abakada..Ina = ABC Mother
    Azucena = Dogmeat
    Balahibong Pusa = Cat's Fur or Newly Grown Pubic Hair

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    Bala ko ang papatay sayo- "My bullet will kill you"

    Kung ayaw mo, Hwag mo- "If u don't like then don't!!"

    Bakit labis kitang mahal? - "Why do i love u so much?"

    sorry off topic pero hindi ko matiis!!!

    Run, Lola, Run- "takbo Lola Takbo!!"

    Ten things I hate about you- " Sampung rason kung bakit ayaw kita!!"

    hehehehe

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    We should all get this going.
    This is sooo funny, we can probably nominate it next PEX anniv for Funniest Thread.

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    Originally posted by ZiNGLoN
    Uubusin Ko Ang Bala Sa Katawan Mo = I will empty the bullet in your body.


    ang sakit ng muka ko kakatawa. sinara ko na door ng office ko. para akong sira.

    what a funny thread. galing audra!

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    Post ayan pati ako tuloy nakisali (there even me, i join)

    kakaba-kaba kaba?
    nervous-nervous are you?

    bayad na pati kaluluwa mo!
    your soul is paid!

    hindi sisiw kalaban ko
    my enemy is not a chick

    bala ko...bahala sa yo
    my bullet...its up to you

    ipinanganak na ang taong papatay sa you
    the one who will kill you is born

    huway mong ubusin ang bait ko
    dont finish my niceness

    ayos na...ang kasunod
    its okay...the following

    pasasabugin ko mundo mo
    i will explode your world

    baliktaran
    sixty-nine

    magkakasubukan tayo
    we will try eachother

    halik ng sirena
    sirens kiss (nge)

    laro sa baga
    play the lungs (labo)

    minsan, minahal kita
    sometimes, i loved you

    dumating ka lang ba para umalis?
    did you just come to go?

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    Originally posted by BabyFATS


    We should all get this going.
    This is sooo funny, we can probably nominate it next PEX anniv for Funniest Thread.
    ang daya, kung manalo man, pwede ba ipadala ang trophy/certificate dito sa NY?

    *pushing my luck*

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    Isusumbong Kita sa Tatay Ko - I will Complain You to my Dad

    Sa'yo ang Tondo, Akin ang Cavite - Yours is Tondo, Mine is Cavite

    Maging Sino Ka Man - Whoever You Are (parang nagtanong eh!)

    Ligaya Ang Itawag Mo sa Akin - Joy Is You Call Me

    Patikim ng Pinya - Let Me Taste the Pineapple


    hay sows....

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    Oops, Teka Lang Diskarte Ko 'To = Oops, Wait this is my tactic!
    Sa Huling Paghihintay = In the end of the waiting.
    Dahil Mahal Na Mahal Kita = Because Love and Love you
    Minsan Lang Kita Iibigin = I will love you sometime.
    Muling Ibalik Ang Tamis Ng Pag-ibig = Bring back again the sweetness of love.
    Paano Ang Puso Ko? = How is my heart?
    Walang Karugtong Ang Nakaraan = Theres no connection in the past
    Barkada Walang Atrasan = Friends never go back
    Hanggang Sa Huling Patak Ng Dugo = Until the last drop of blood
    Hindi Pa Tapos Ang Laban = The fight is not yet over
    Isang Bala Ka Lang = One Bullet You Are
    Kaaway Hanggang Hukay = Enemy until the grave
    Kahit Mabuhay Kang Muli = Even if you resurrect again
    Kahit Demonyo Itutumba Ko = Even the devil, I will put down.
    Kasangga Mo Ako Hanggang sa Huling Laban = Block me until the last fight
    Laban Kung Laban = Fight if Fight
    Lalaban Ako Hanggang Sa Huling Hininga = I will fight until the last breath
    Makamandag Na Bala = Venomous Bullet
    Maglulupa Man Ako = If I was the soil man
    Pagbabalik Ng Probinsyano = The return of the provinceman
    Sagot Ko Ang Buhay Mo = I will answer your life
    Tumbasan Mo Ng Buhay = Measure it with life
    Bihagin Ang Dalagang Ito = Hostage this young girl
    Bitoy... Ang Itawag Mo Sa Akin = Bitoy, is what you call me
    May Lamok Sa Loob Ng Kulambo = Theres a mosquito inside the mosquito net
    Sinaktan Mo Ang Puso Ko = You hurt my heart
    Ayos Lang Pare Ko = Fix it my friend
    Tulak Ng Bibig, Kabig Ng Dibdib = Push of the Mouth, Pull of the chest
    Type Kita Walang Kokontra = Youre my type, dont contradict
    Akin Ka Lamang = Youre mine only
    Bakit Ikaw Pa Rin = Why is it you again?
    Bituing Walang Ningning = Star without twinkling
    Dahil May Isang Ikaw = Because theres one you
    Damong Ligaw = Lost Grass
    Ikaw Lamang Wala Ng Iba = Its just you, no other.
    Itakwil Man Ako Ng Langit = Even if heaven rejects me
    Kahit Isang Saglit = One single moment
    Kapantay ay Langit = In the level of heaven
    Kaputol Ng Isang Awit = The cut of one song
    Malikot Na Mundo = Naughty World
    Sa Kabila Ng Lahat = In the other side of all
    Saan Nagtatago Ang Pag-ibig = Where is love hiding?
    Sana dalawa ang puso ko = I hope my heart is two
    Sinasamba kita = I am worshiping you
    Wala Nang Iibigin Pang Iba = No more loving others
    Laging Sariwa Ang Sugat = The cut is always fresh
    Laro sa Baga = Play of the lungs
    Nagiinit na Damdaming = Warming Feelings
    Paligayahin mo ako = Happy Me
    Tumakas ka... sa mundong makasalanan = Escape in the sinful world.

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    lolz
    this is funny!
    hehe

    eto contributions ko:

    SISID = Dive
    TALONG = Eggplant
    GAWA NA ANG BALANG PAPATAY SA IYO = The Bullet that will kill you is now done

    eto naman ENGLISH MOVIES na tatagalugin:

    THE FUGITIVE = Ang Takas
    HONEY, I SHRUNK THE KIDS = Mahal, Napaliit ko ang mga Bata
    LOOK WHO's TALKING = TIngnan mo Kung Sino ang Nagsasalita
    AMERICAN PIE = Buko Pie

    keep em coming

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    Omar Abdullah pulis probinsya - Omar Abdullah provincial police
    Humanap ka ng panget - You search for an ugly
    Kapag puno na ang salop - When the scoop is full
    Hindi ka na sisikatan ng araw- the sun will not rise on you
    Ako ang huhusga - I will be the judge

    english naman to tagalog :

    Original Sin - Ang tunay na sala
    Rush hour - Nagmamadali na oras
    Crouching tiger hidden dragon - Nakaluhod na tigre nakatagong dragon
    Tomb Raider - Puntod na niraid
    Final Fantasy- Huling Pantasya

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    araykupu!!! tsakit tyan koh...nyweis here's mine:

    hatiin natin ang ligaya- let's cut in half the happiness
    tuhog- barbecued
    mumu, anong malay ko!- ghost, i don't know!
    mahal kita, walang iwanan- i love you, no leaving
    onsehan- elevening
    kulang sa dilig- lacking in watering
    huwag po! huwag po!- pls. don't! pls. don't!
    oo, sige na, mahal na kung mahal- i said yes, love if love
    masikip, masakit, mahapdi- it's narrow, it hurts, it burns
    darna kuno- darna wannabe
    juan *****, super naman- john stupid, super anyway
    syota ng bayan- girlfriend of the town
    virgin forest- gubat na hindi pa naaano
    labrador- a breed of dog

    marami pa...isip pa ko...

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    Banyo Queen --> Queen of the Comfort Room
    Queen of the Rest Room
    Queen of the Bath Room
    Queen of the John
    Queen of the Little Men's Room
    and many more
    Mano Mano --> Hand to Hand
    Pera o Bayong --> Money or Straw Basket
    Eskapo --> Escapee
    Sarah, and Munting Prinsesa --> Sarah, the Tiny Princess
    Bakit di Totohanin--> Why not Realize
    Hey Babe! --> Hoy Sanggol!
    Tigasin --> Man who's Always Hard
    Muling Ibalik ang Tamis ng Pag-Ibig --> Return Again the Sweetness of Love
    Paano ang Puso Ko? --> How is My Heart?
    Milyonaryong Mini --> Mini-Millionaire
    Tapang sa Tapang --> Courage in Courage
    Maalaala mo Kaya --> Will You Remember

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    hahaha
    ano pa ba?

    BITUING WALANG NINGNING = Stars which have no glitter
    PASAN KO ANG DAIGDIG = The World on My Shoulders
    BASAGAN NG MUKHA = Breaking Each Other's Face

    english movies:

    SCARY MOVIE = Nakakatakot na Pelikula
    AMERICA'S SWEETHEARTS = Matatamis na Puso ng Amerika
    UNIVERSAL SOLDIER = Sundalo ng Pangkalawakan


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    karagdagan pa...

    nanggigigil ako sa iyong kagandahan- i am w/ your beauty
    hindi pa tapos ang labada, darling- the washing machine is still spinning, darling or i am still washing clothes darling
    sobra talaga, over!- it's really over to the 2nd power!
    ano ba yan, meron akong ano!- what is that i have that!
    ligaw-ligawan, kasal-kasalan, bahay-bahayan- courting-courting,
    wedding-wedding, housing-housing
    bakit ngayon ka lang?- you, why only now?
    humanda ka mayor! bahala na ang diyos!- be prepared, mayor!
    it's up to god!
    pila balde- fall in line pail
    kasal-kasalan, sakalan!- wedding-wedding, ends in murder!
    bakit pa- why 'ther(short for father, from papa)
    akin ang puri- mine is the...you know what i mean!
    tagos sa laman- through and through the meat
    wow, multo!- wow, ghost!
    'tong tatlong tatay kong pakitong-kitong- these are my three
    a$$hole dads
    bobocop- stupid policeman
    boy anghel, utak pulboron- boy angel, with a mind of powdered
    bulacan sweets

    isip...isip...this is fun, man!!!

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