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  1. Nov 29, 2012 12:36 PM #81
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    SA OSPITAL.....

    WIFE: hon, nahirapan ako huminga.

    HUSBAND: kung nahirapan ka ng huminga, itigil mo na.
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    ATE: pabili ng pilis.
    TINDERA: ano po?
    A: pilis po!
    T: ha? Dilis?
    A: pilis po.
    T: ano? Philip?
    A: pilis nga! Yung nudols.
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    DORAY: mare, kulang pa kami ng isang miyembro. baka gusto mong sumali sa paluwagan.
    PINANG : hindi pa ako pwede, mare.
    DORAY: bakit mare?
    PINAY: virgin pa kasi ako.
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  6. Nov 29, 2012 01:09 PM #86
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    Quote Originally Posted by turatko! View Post
    ATE: pabili ng pilis.
    TINDERA: ano po?
    A: pilis po!
    T: ha? Dilis?
    A: pilis po.
    T: ano? Philip?
    A: pilis nga! Yung nudols.
    PISTI!!!
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  7. Nov 29, 2012 01:14 PM #87
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    Anak umuwi ng bahay. (gaLit)

    anak: nay, pinapatawag kayo sa school!

    nay: bakit? may ginawa ka na namang katarantaduhan?

    anak: ako ba? baka ikaw, ikaw nga pinapatawag di ba?
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  9. Nov 29, 2012 01:26 PM #88
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    TEACHER: okay class our lesson for today is science. What is science?
    PEDRO: ako ma'am! Ako ma'am!
    TEACHER: okay Pedro, what is science?
    PEDRO: science is our lesson for today.
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  10. Nov 29, 2012 01:28 PM #89
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    If I drink alcohol,e di alcoholic ako.

    If I drink fanta,e di fantastic na ako.

    Pero if I drink both and read the blog of WAHEHE,ano na tawag sa akin?
























































































































    bored lang ang tawag sa akin,at pinagtyatyagaan kong basahin ang blog ng mokong na ito..akala mo ano no?
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  11. Nov 29, 2012 01:29 PM #90
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    Ang gagaling ng mga share ninyo,natabunan na si Bahomor.
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    itong video na to, kahit ilang ulit kong panuorin isa talaga siyang malaking joke.
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    things you don't want to hear during your own surgery:

    -san yung gunting na bago? Bat may kalawang to?
    -10ml? may nakasurvive na ba dyan? Sabi ko 5ml lang!
    -doc, ubos na po pala yung anesthesia.
    -kanina pa bukas yung tiyan, asan yung pantahi?
    -sunog! Sunog! Labas lahat!
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    Keep 'em coming.
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    Quote Originally Posted by turatko! View Post
    things you don't want to hear during your own surgery:

    -san yung gunting na bago? Bat may kalawang to?
    -10ml? may nakasurvive na ba dyan? Sabi ko 5ml lang!
    -doc, ubos na po pala yung anesthesia.
    -kanina pa bukas yung tiyan, asan yung pantahi?
    -sunog! Sunog! Labas lahat!
    grabe yan na ata ang pinakamalala sa lahat.
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    sa isang barko,may isang german engineer at may isang pinoy seaman.

    German engineer : Bigyan mo ako ng metal at engine,kaya kong igawa kita ng eroplano.

    Pinoy seaman : give me your hot wife,igagawa kita ng buong crew ng eroplano.
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    BOY: is this your first time?
    GIRL: (angrily) oo naman noh. You guys talaga. So kuleeet! Always asking me the same question. Paulit-ulit. Hmp!
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  19. Nov 29, 2012 02:36 PM #97
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    Mister: Hawakan mo na dear.

    Misis: Natatakot talaga ako dear eh.

    Mister: Wag ka nang matakot, hawakan mo na.

    Misis: Eh takot talaga akong hawakan yang ano mo eh.

    Mister: Ba't ka naman natatakot eh may alaga ka namang ahas dati sa bahay nyo?

    Misis: Oo nga, kaso takot talaga ko sa bulate!

    Mister:
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    may isang lalakeng umakyat sa taas ng building dahil gustong magsuicide:

    Mister: Lord alam kong kasalanan itong gagawin kong tumalon sa building,pero hindi ko na makayanan ang problema ko.(ipinikit ni mister ang mata nya saka ulit nagdasal) Lord,give me a sign kung anong dapat kong gawin.
    Idinilat ni mister ang mata nya at pagtingin nya sa baba ng building ay may nakaparadang delivery truck at ang nakapaskel ay logo ng NIKE "JUST DO IT".
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    PARI: halika sa sulok
    MADRE: bakit po?
    PARI: sara mo pinto.
    MADRE: wag po!
    PARI: patayin mo ilaw!
    MADRE: diyos ko po!
    PARI: tamo rosary ko. Glow in the dark!
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