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  1. #61
    Si POPSKY naman oks sana joke kaya lang bastos. Eh paano ko ijo-joke sa mga apo ko?

    Ang you TURAT, you are saying bad word ha? It is not allow here to post bad word. Remember that, ok?

    Btw, I am thank all and everybody who post here whether it is good or bad. Out muna ko starting bukas because I am went to vacation in Hongkong. I am to back on Monday, ok?

  2. #62
    Bawal daw bastos
    Eto para sa apo mo

    Q: Why did the boy drop his ice cream?







    A: Because he was hit by a bus.

  3. #63
    Hey, KALTEN. Paano ko ijo-joke yan sa apo ko eh di ko ma-gets, ano? Explain please, waheehee.

  4. #64
    cheap-to-the-maxx NeoDyn's Avatar
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    Kornihan muna tayo:


    Mister sa isang punerarya

    Mister: Namatay ho ang lolo ko,gusto ko hong ipacremate.Magkano ho ba yun?

    Manager : 10 thousand pesos ho.

    Mister : Ang mahal naman,wala ho bang medyo mura?

    Manager : Meron ho half cooked.

  5. #65
    cheap-to-the-maxx NeoDyn's Avatar
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    Si totoy patakbong pumasok sa bahay nila galing eskwelahan:

    Totoy : Nanay,sabi ng titser ko napakatalino ko daw,saan ba ako nagmana?

    Nanay : Sa tatay mo ikaw nagmana,anak?

    Totoy : bakit mo nasabi yan nanay?

    Nanay : Kasi yung utak ko nasa akin pa.

  6. #66
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    Quote Originally Posted by NeoDyn View Post
    Kornihan muna tayo:


    Mister sa isang punerarya

    Mister: Namatay ho ang lolo ko,gusto ko hong ipacremate.Magkano ho ba yun?

    Manager : 10 thousand pesos ho.

    Mister : Ang mahal naman,wala ho bang medyo mura?

    Manager : Meron ho half cooked.

    Haha!

  7. #67
    Itatawid, ihahatid kita.. popsky's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by NeoDyn View Post
    Kornihan muna tayo:


    Mister sa isang punerarya

    Mister: Namatay ho ang lolo ko,gusto ko hong ipacremate.Magkano ho ba yun?

    Manager : 10 thousand pesos ho.

    Mister : Ang mahal naman,wala ho bang medyo mura?

    Manager : Meron ho half cooked.

    Sa wakas may nakakatawa.

  8. #68
    Quote Originally Posted by WAHEEHEE View Post
    Si POPSKY naman oks sana joke kaya lang bastos. Eh paano ko ijo-joke sa mga apo ko?

    Ang you TURAT, you are saying bad word ha? It is not allow here to post bad word. Remember that, ok?

    Btw, I am thank all and everybody who post here whether it is good or bad. Out muna ko starting bukas because I am went to vacation in Hongkong. I am to back on Monday, ok?
    Sige pre bawi ako sa joke ko..pero may bad words parin ah..


    Sexy girl nagkukumpisal:

    PARI: iha, ano ang iyong ikukumpisal?

    SEXY: father, pag nakakarinig po ako ng lalaking nagmumura di ko mapigilan sarili ko na yayain siya magsex!

    PARI: 't@ng ina! Di nga?

  9. #69
    Oh eto pa ha

    NUN: mother! I was raped. What shall I do?

    Mother SUPERIOR: here, take this calamansi.

    NUN: will this ease the pain?

    Mother SUPERIOR: sipsipin mo! Nang mawala ngiti sa mukha mo, gaga!

  10. #70
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    Quote Originally Posted by turatko! View Post
    Sige pre bawi ako sa joke ko..pero may bad words parin ah..


    Sexy girl nagkukumpisal:

    PARI: iha, ano ang iyong ikukumpisal?

    SEXY: father, pag nakakarinig po ako ng lalaking nagmumura di ko mapigilan sarili ko na yayain siya magsex!

    PARI: 't@ng ina! Di nga?
    LOL Napamura ako sa tawa ah.

    Quote Originally Posted by turatko! View Post
    Oh eto pa ha

    NUN: mother! I was raped. What shall I do?

    Mother SUPERIOR: here, take this calamansi.

    NUN: will this ease the pain?

    Mother SUPERIOR: sipsipin mo! Nang mawala ngiti sa mukha mo, gaga!
    Haha!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NeoDyn View Post

    Mister sa isang punerarya

    Mister: Namatay ho ang lolo ko,gusto ko hong ipacremate.Magkano ho ba yun?

    Manager : 10 thousand pesos ho.

    Mister : Ang mahal naman,wala ho bang medyo mura?

    Manager : Meron ho half cooked.
    hala

    Quote Originally Posted by turatko! View Post
    Oh eto pa ha

    NUN: mother! I was raped. What shall I do?

    Mother SUPERIOR: here, take this calamansi.

    NUN: will this ease the pain?

    Mother SUPERIOR: sipsipin mo! Nang mawala ngiti sa mukha mo, gaga!


    nun:

    father, i have sinned. pakiramdam ko ang dumi ko na.

    father:

    anong nagawa mong pagkakasala, sister?

    nun:

    hindi ko po sinasadya. siksikan kanina sa palengke. pagdukot ko sa bulsa ko para kumuha ng pera, penis ng lalaki ang nakapa ko.

    father:

    wash away your sins, sister. pumunta ka sa fountain at hugasan mo doon ang bahagi na nagkasala.


    papunta nang fountain si sister..

    bigla siyang siningitan ni mother superior.

    mother superior:

    ako muna sister. kailangan ko mag mumog.

  12. #72
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    nun:

    good morning, mother. huhuhu..


    mother superior:

    what happened sister? bakit parang namumutla ka?


    nun:

    i have sinned again, mother. gusto ko pumunta ng fountain.


    mother superior:

    na naman?? anong pagkakasala 'yan sister?


    nun:

    ano.. yung mata ko nagkasala. gusto ko mag hilamos. kasi ano..

    nakita ko si father kagabi sa fountain naghuhugas ng ano.. niya.

  13. #73
    I PITY THE FOOL!!! ermonski's Avatar
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    alamat ng santol:

    Caveman 1: Pre ano'ng puno yon?

    Caveman 2: San, tol?

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    alamat ng mais:

    boy1: Maisang puno, ano ang bunga?

    boy2: Mais

    corny amf...!

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    Quote Originally Posted by blue_tracer View Post

    nun:

    father, i have sinned. pakiramdam ko ang dumi ko na.

    father:

    anong nagawa mong pagkakasala, sister?

    nun:

    hindi ko po sinasadya. siksikan kanina sa palengke. pagdukot ko sa bulsa ko para kumuha ng pera, penis ng lalaki ang nakapa ko.

    father:

    wash away your sins, sister. pumunta ka sa fountain at hugasan mo doon ang bahagi na nagkasala.


    papunta nang fountain si sister..

    bigla siyang siningitan ni mother superior.

    mother superior:

    ako muna sister. kailangan ko mag mumog.


    Quote Originally Posted by blue_tracer View Post
    nun:

    good morning, mother. huhuhu..


    mother superior:

    what happened sister? bakit parang namumutla ka?


    nun:

    i have sinned again, mother. gusto ko pumunta ng fountain.


    mother superior:

    na naman?? anong pagkakasala 'yan sister?


    nun:

    ano.. yung mata ko nagkasala. gusto ko mag hilamos. kasi ano..

    nakita ko si father kagabi sa fountain naghuhugas ng ano.. niya.
    may continuation pala. Alam ko lang yung 1st part.
    LOL : pinagmumugan yung pinaghugasan ni father

  16. #76
    soundscapes blue_tracer's Avatar
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    huling balita ko natuyuan ng tubig yung fountain na 'yun eh.

  17. #77
    Itatawid, ihahatid kita.. popsky's Avatar
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    Alamat ng makopa

    Tonyo: Tol, ano kayang puno yan?
    Unyok: Oo nga noh, parang makopa


    Mula noon ang puno ay tinawag na makopa.

    ---

    Anong pinagkaiba ng ulap sa pubic hair.

    Yung ulap kapag hinawi mo,ulap parin. Yung pubic hair kapag hinawi mo langit na. wihihi

  18. #78
    PW4000 & EX 2 IFE scottstorch's Avatar
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    ^ LOL natawa ako dahil di ko nagets popsky

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    ^ langit nga.

  20. #80
    Quote Originally Posted by ermonski View Post
    alamat ng santol:

    Caveman 1: Pre ano'ng puno yon?

    Caveman 2: San, tol?
    kainis!!

    @lolo blue's jokes


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