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THE MISCHIEVOUS UNCLE
The new mother loses consciousness while giving birth. When she wakes up, she asks what happened. The doctor says, “you have given birth to twins, a male and a female. By the way, your brother arrived and did the birth registration.”
The new mother is stunned, “Naku, alam ko na yan. Ang pinangalan niya sa anak kong babae ay Denise tapos sa kakambal na lalake ay Denephew.” The doctor smiles, “Lumang joke na po yan, Misis.” The new mother smiles back, “Ganun ba? Eh anong pangalan ang ibinigay niya sa kambal kong anak?”
The doctor formally states, “Yung babae ay Charice.” The new mother is ecstatic, “At yung lalake kong anak, ano ang ipinangalan?’ Without batting an eyelash, the doctor declares, “Your brother named the girl Charice and he named the boy Chorizo.”