Guy: Para kang math problem... <sigh>
Girl: Bakit, complex ang personality ko?
Guy: Hindi, hirap kitang makuha kaya hanggang titig na lang ako.... <sigh>
--sent from my HTC Cha Cha
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Jul 7, 2012 01:25 PM #201Cleaning Executive Officer
- Join Date
- Oct 2011
- Location
- High in the sky
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Jul 7, 2012 01:49 PM #202Simplified.
- Join Date
- Jun 2005
- Location
- Pavilion 4
Kagabi sa Mercato...
Me: "Hi, nice evening..."
Girl: "Yeah..."
Me: "Hmmm...takoyaki...any good?"
Girl: "Yes, it's my favorite..."
Me: "You know... I just met you, and this is crazy..."
Girl: *flutters eyelashes*
Me: "...but can we borrow your extra chair?"
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Jul 8, 2012 12:57 AM #203Member
- Join Date
- Jun 2011
- Location
- BUCKETHEADLAND
Aso ka ba ?
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Jul 8, 2012 06:28 AM #204Hero for Hire
- Join Date
- Oct 2011
- Location
- Winterfell
May MALI ba sakin?
wag kang mag-alala, may TAMA naman ako sayo
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Jul 8, 2012 07:54 PM #205Cleaning Executive Officer
- Join Date
- Oct 2011
- Location
- High in the sky
"Why don't you come back with me to my place and watch some porn with me on my big flat screen MIRROR?"
--sent from my HTC Cha Cha
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Jul 8, 2012 10:44 PM #206live what you love
- Join Date
- Jul 2011
- Location
- LOST island
Guy: I like you
Me: I like you too...
Guy: Prove it..scream it to the world!
Me: (whispers in ear) I like you....
Guy:Why'd you whisper it to me?
Me:Because you are my world
Aaawwwww
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Jul 8, 2012 11:41 PM #207Member
- Join Date
- Apr 2009
- Location
- Sikam Plor
Naalala ko lang netong Abril ng magpunta kami sa probinsya ni boyps. Gabi na, habang nagpapa-antok e nagbabantan silang magpipinsan ng pick-up lines. Syempre andyan yung r18 versions. Eto sabi ng isa:
Boy: Miss, kahoy ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Ansarap mo kasing sibakin e!
Sakto lang kasi narining na namin sa t.v. Pero biglang hirit ng pinsan niyang 7y.o:
"Kuya, sabihin mo nga yan sa Mayor natin!"
At dun saka kami naghalakhakan. Inosenteng bagets.
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Jul 9, 2012 05:08 PM #208Hero for Hire
- Join Date
- Oct 2011
- Location
- Winterfell
BOY: Miss, may FB ka ?
GIRL: Meron.
BOY: Add mo naman ako oh..
GIRL: Okay..
BOY: Eh BF , meron ka?
GIRL: Meron, gusto mo ADD KITA?
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Jul 11, 2012 08:12 PM #209WALA parin tatalo sa ALASKA
- Join Date
- Dec 2010
- Location
- hanging on a tree
kastila ka ba? kasi i wanna spain the rest of my life with you.
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Jul 11, 2012 08:57 PM #210I'llLeaveWhenTheWindBlows
- Join Date
- Aug 2010
France ka ba? Kasi ikaw ang ka paris ng puso ko
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Jul 11, 2012 09:05 PM #211Hero for Hire
- Join Date
- Oct 2011
- Location
- Winterfell
7/11 ka ba?
Kasi yung bibig mo 24/7 hindi nagsasara
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Jul 17, 2012 10:00 PM #212I'llLeaveWhenTheWindBlows
- Join Date
- Aug 2010
Chemistry ka ba? I want to bond with you
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Jul 19, 2012 02:10 PM #213Member
- Join Date
- Jul 2012
- Location
- matrix
I dont know if this was already posted.. haba na ng thread to back read all of them.
BOTA ka ba?
Bobo na, ***** pa!!!
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Jul 19, 2012 02:24 PM #214Member
- Join Date
- Dec 2010
La mesa ka ba?
Kasi gusto kita patungan
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Jul 19, 2012 02:31 PM #215Hunter
- Join Date
- Sep 2001
- Location
- Lost in the web
Altar ka ba?
Kasi gusto kitang luhuran...
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Jul 19, 2012 03:17 PM #216Fashion Worker.
- Join Date
- Feb 2011
- Location
- Here&There
Carabao ka ba?
Kasi.. I Carabao't you.
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Jul 19, 2012 04:57 PM #217soundscapes
- Join Date
- Apr 2006
- Location
- behind d waterfall
dagat ka ba?
gusto kita sisirin eh.
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Jul 19, 2012 07:22 PM #218PW4000 & EX 2 IFE
- Join Date
- Apr 2010
- Location
- Upper Deck
Boy: Basketball ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Pinagaagawan ka kasi ng mga lalake matira ka lang.
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Jul 19, 2012 07:33 PM #219Hero for Hire
- Join Date
- Oct 2011
- Location
- Winterfell
Litson ka ba?
Kasi habang umiikot-ikot ka sa isip ko, pasarap ka ng pasarap sa paningin ko
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Jul 19, 2012 09:49 PM #220A little bit of everything
- Join Date
- May 2004
- Location
- Garden of Eden
BOY: Floor wax ka ba?
GIRL: Hindi. Bakit?
BOY: Kasi, I love you…
GIRL: Asan ang floor wax du’n?
BOY: Ay! Nadulas ako!
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