How to achieve the smoothness of Sharapova's kelekele

[omnepexent]

Not for me but for my chickababes.

[F-A Soldier]

Rub her pits in the following order:

Sandstone, a squirt of moisturizer, toothbrush (circular motion), Neutrogena Exfoliator, fine sand paper, splash of Drano (industrial strength), go over it with a samurai sword (twelve times), on you cheeks, wash it with tabo filled with water from Pasig River, your cheeks again, floor buffer, some wax.

If you could afford it, use powdered diamonds instead of Neutrogena. It'll do the trick.

[Lusty_chique]

Rub her pits in the following order:

Sandstone, a squirt of moisturizer, toothbrush (circular motion), Neutrogena Exfoliator, fine sand paper, splash of Drano (industrial strength), go over it with a samurai sword (twelve times), on you cheeks, wash it with tabo filled with water from Pasig River, your cheeks again, floor buffer, some wax.

If you could afford it, use powdered diamonds instead of Neutrogena. It'll do the trick.

Seriously, have her undergo laser hair removal first, then after completing all sessions, pa underarm whitening naman or peeling sessions.