Weird Quran verses!

[tonton]

my God can do anything

You are wrong.

He cannot lie
Hebrews 6:18
that by two immutable things, in which it is impossible for God to lie,..

He cannot get tired
Have you not known? Have you not heard? The everlasting God, the Lord, the Creator of the ends of the earth, neither faints nor is weary.
—Isaiah 40:28

Can your god break dance? If yes, give me proof.

[tonton]

Solomon getting angry to a bird that was not in his army? OMG!

Ikaw kaya hindi ka siputin ng bird at may appointment kayo, siyempre maiinis ka din.

[the700clowns]

Give me proof that the term "sister of Aaron" was just an expression!

give me proof muna na the "son of david" e hindi literal.

[TLG]

Ikaw kaya hindi ka siputin ng bird at may appointment kayo, siyempre maiinis ka din.

Anong bird ang hindi sisipot sa akin? Baka low-flying dove.

[TLG]

give me proof muna na the "son of david" e hindi literal.

The burden of proof is yours kaibigan, ikaw nagsabi na expression lang ang "sister of aaron" kaya dapat lang na patunayan mo ito.

asking me proof sa isang bagay na ikaw ang nagbigay is kalokohan!

[banimalek]

Malinaw na supalpal ka at wala kang masabi dahil sa quran galing yan...........nganga ka nalang.

Kung kayo lang ni TLG ang sasagutin ko baka matulad lang sa thread ko na ito na pagkatapos kung sagutin ay iwas-pusoy>>>

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[SmartDessa]

You are wrong.

He cannot lie
Hebrews 6:18
that by two immutable things, in which it is impossible for God to lie,..

He cannot get tired
Have you not known? Have you not heard? The everlasting God, the Lord, the Creator of the ends of the earth, neither faints nor is weary.
—Isaiah 40:28

Can your god break dance? If yes, give me proof.

He can do anything
but He will not do all of them

[the700clowns]

The burden of proof is yours kaibigan, ikaw nagsabi na expression lang ang "sister of aaron" kaya dapat lang na patunayan mo ito.

asking me proof sa isang bagay na ikaw ang nagbigay is kalokohan!

kaya nga hinalintulad ko sa "son of david" para hindi ka na mahirapang intindihin e.

obviously, sa turo ng islam si jesus e second to the last prophet (muhammad) and ke moses binigay ang taurat kay david ang zabur, at ke jesus ang injeel at ke muhammad ang quran, the author of the quran is very much aware of the generation gap between mary the mother of jesus and aaron the brother of moses, therefore hindi literal yung "sister of aaron". di na kelangan maging rocket scientist para makuha yun!

[TLG]

kaya nga hinalintulad ko sa "son of david" para hindi ka na mahirapang intindihin e.

Fallacy yang katwiran mo kapatid!

Give me proof!

.......the author of the quran is very much aware of the generation gap between mary the mother of jesus and aaron the brother of moses, therefore hindi literal yung "sister of aaron". di na kelangan maging rocket scientist para makuha yun!......

Eh nalito nga si mohammad eh

Para maisalba mo yung reputation ng author ng quran (w/c is mohammad), ipakita mo sa akin na yung "sister of Aaron" was just an expression.

[tonton]

He can do anything
but He will not do all of them

Does the word "impossible" mean anything to you?

[skye_phoenix]

I personally see nothing 'wrong' or 'weird' in any of those verses.

If you are truly a believer of an Almighty God, capable of doing anything, then why would you question anything that He is capable of doing? Be it ordinary or extraordinary?

Or does that reflect your true belief of not believing in a god at all? Which would explain it and I'd accept that totally.

Or you think your god is not capable of doing anything except becoming human to get killed to save humanity because he cannot just save them without getting killed?

*sigh*

I'm sorry but Allah is NOT the Almighty God, the God of Israel, please take note of that.

[skye_phoenix]

Yung "You are the best nation produced [as an example] for mankind" pa lang eh, sablay na sablay na.

[sophion]

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Solomon got angry to a bird who was not present in his army, he even threatened to punish the bird unless it has a clear authorization

27:20 And he took attendance of the birds and said, "Why do I not see the hoopoe - or is he among the absent?
27:21 I will surely punish him with a severe punishment or slaughter him unless he brings me clear authorization.

isnt it obvious? galit na galit si Solomon sa BIRDIE nya at ayaw TUMIGAS! eh isang army pa naman ng mga asawa titirahin nya!

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Allah killed thousands only to restore them back to life!

2:243 Have you not considered those who left their homes in many thousands, fearing death? Allah said to them, "Die"; then He restored them to life. And Allah is full of bounty to the people, but most of the people do not show gratitude.

tungkol din yan sa t1t1! namamatay at nabubuhay?

DONT TAKE THINGS LITERALLY!

[the700clowns]

I'm sorry but Allah is NOT the Almighty God, the God of Israel, please take note of that.

hindi talaga sya ang god of israel sa bible dahil ang god of israel sa bible e nagpapatay ng innocent people, ginawang terrorists ang mga israelits.

[Prikongkong]

Walanjo.. ang lakas ng loob niyong magsalita na weird ang kuran. Tingnan niyo nga ang biblia!! Hesusmaryosep naman talaga mga tao o!

[Pyros]

Naman.... bago ka bumatikos ng kapit-bahay, tignan mo muna gaano kakapal kalyo mo sa mukha baka kasi di mo kayanin kung yung sarili mong inudoro na di mo binubuhusan pagkagamit mo ay ibalibag sa pagmumukha mo

[banimalek]

hindi talaga sya ang god of israel sa bible dahil ang god of israel sa bible e nagpapatay ng innocent people, ginawang terrorists ang mga israelits.

Masha Allah, ang galing-galing mo bro saludo ako sa iyo

Walanjo.. ang lakas ng loob niyong magsalita na weird ang kuran. Tingnan niyo nga ang biblia!! Hesusmaryosep naman talaga mga tao o!

ika nga ni doombot

[banimalek]

Naman.... bago ka bumatikos ng kapit-bahay, tignan mo muna gaano kakapal kalyo mo sa mukha baka kasi di mo kayanin kung yung sarili mong inudoro ibalibag sa pagmumukha mo

Naku bakit ka nagsalita ng ganyan sa kanila pyros, baka sabihin naman na may alyansa ang Islam at INC

[the700clowns]

Naman.... bago ka bumatikos ng kapit-bahay, tignan mo muna gaano kakapal kalyo mo sa mukha baka kasi di mo kayanin kung yung sarili mong inudoro na di mo binubuhusan pagkagamit mo ay ibalibag sa pagmumukha mo

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sabihin na naman ng trinitarians, "kayong mga INC imbes na ipagtanggol nyo ang bible!". e sila (trinitarians) ang umaatake sa islam e di sila ang mag defend sa bible, pinasok nila yan e di pangatawanan nila! ang INC naman e hindi naman umatake sa islam.

pasensya na sa mga kaibigan naming INC, nadadadaanan minsan ang Bible, as much as possible e iniiwasan ko sana dahil marami din akong friends na mormons and INC (mga hindi umaatake sa Islam), kuya ko e INC din, pero minsan e di maiwasan madaanan e.

[sophion]

gawa naman kayo ng "Weird Bible verses!" para madagdagan ang katatawanan!