Safiyah, the Jewish Wife of Muhammad

[banimalek]

Ravlam pray muna ako at kapag may sagot kana babalikan kita, hahayan ko muna ang kalat nitong lalaking nagpapanggap na babae

[skye_phoenix]

Well, banibakla, you asked for it!!!
This one is really really funny!!! I'm tellin' yah!!!

MOHAMMAD AND AYESHA
by Ayesha Ahmed 27 Mar, 2009

Note: This article may be a satire

Mrs. Abu Bakr: Abu ,I don’t like that weirdo friend of yours coming here daily.

Abu Bakr: Why?

Mrs Abu Bakr: He grabs little Ayesha , puts him on his lap and smooches.



Abu Bakr: Crazy woman, he is her grandfather’s age, he loves children, that’s all.

Mrs Abu Bakr: I don’t know if he loves children or just wants to make love to children.

Abu Bakr: What nonsense are you saying. For God’s sake he has quran in his chest.

Mrs Abu Bakr: Quran is in his chest, not between his legs. Anyways I don’t want him to come near my little daughter. He gives lice to her every time he hugs her. Even his beard has lice.

Bukhari, Volume 9, Book 87, Number 130:
Allah's Apostle used to visit Um Haram bint Milhan she was the wife of 'Ubada bin As-Samit. One day the Prophet visited her and she provided him with food and started looking for lice in his head.

Abu Dawood Book 19, Number 3074:
She was picking lice from the head of the Apostle of Allah (peace_be_upon_him) while the wife of Uthman ibn Affan and the immigrant women were with him.

Abu Bakr: Woman you should not talk about prophet of Allah like that. He is the greatest man who ever lived.

Mrs Abu Bakr: If he is so great why does he swim with the dead dogs in the pond which has garbage and menstrual blood?

Abu Bakr: What are you talking about?

Mrs Abu Bakr: Yesterday I went to throw garbage in the Budaah well, he was jumping up and down and enjoying himself in the filthy stinky water. I asked him what was he doing in the dirty water. He said this water is clean. I said how can that water be clean with so many dead dogs, rags of menstrual blood and garbage in it. He said nothing makes water dirty. He then drank some water, performed wudu and left to lead Maghreb prayer. No wonder he stinks so bad. Last night Ayesha gagged and threw up when he made her sit on his lap.

Abu Dawood ,Book 1, Number 0066:

Narrated AbuSa'id al-Khudri:
The people asked the Messenger of Allah (peace_be_upon_him): Can we perform ablution out of the well of Buda'ah, which is a well into which menstrual clothes, dead dogs and stinking things were thrown? He replied: Water is pure and is not defiled by anything.

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Abu Dawood,Book 1, Number 0067:
Narrated AbuSa'id al-Khudri:
I heard that the people asked the Prophet of Allah (peace_be_upon_him): Water is brought for you from the well of Buda'ah. It is a well in which dead dogs, menstrual clothes and excrement of people are thrown. The Messenger of Allah (peace_be_upon_him) replied: Verily water is pure and is not defiled by anything.

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Tafsir Qurtubi, chapter vol 13, page 51
Prophet drank dirty water from Budaah well and performed wudu with it.
(For other references to Prophet’s(PBUH) bathing, drinking and making wudu with the water from Budaah well with dead dogs, garbage and menstrual blood listen to the last part of the following debate between a muslim scholar and a christian arab)

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...61262986&hl=en

Abu Bakr: Woman, don’t you understand, you winessed Allah’s miracle .If I and you drink the Budaah well water, we will be sick like a dog and may even die. But Nothing happens to Mohammed. Doesn’t that prove that he is Allah’s prophet.

Mrs Abu Bakr: No, that proves that he is a nut case and we should not allow him near our daughter.

Abu Bakr: Too late for that. Today he asked me for her hand and I accepted.

Mrs Abu Bakr: You crazy old man , why didn’t you say no. Mohammed is not only crazy , he is her grandfather’s age.

Abu Bakr: I did But he said they are Allah’s orders and he is helpless in that matter. I had to agree, I don’t want to make Allah angry and end up in hellfire.

Mrs Abu Bakr: Can you atleast put a marriage condition not to come near Ayesha after he bathes or make wudu in Budaah water.

[bedolx2]

Banimalek,

Wala po akong concern sa nilatag ni SKye nais ko lamang po ay katugunan nyo sa aking tanong sa #34 na poste ko.

Mahirap po ba ang tanong ko sa #34 para iwasan nyo? nais ko po ng kumpirmasyon o pagtanggi sa aking naging konklusyon mula sa post ni skye. Maraming salamat po!

Hayaan mo muna si skye kapag handa na siyang makipag-usap ng matino at sasagutin ang post ko ay ipapaliwanag ko sa inyo, sa ngayon hindi iyan ang paksa ni Ravlam...........nagkataon lang na laging paksa iyong lalaking nagpapanggap na babae

[banimalek]

Banimalek,

Wala po akong concern sa nilatag ni SKye nais ko lamang po ay katugunan nyo sa aking tanong sa #34 na poste ko.

Mahirap po ba ang tanong ko sa #34 para iwasan nyo? nais ko po ng kumpirmasyon o pagtanggi sa aking naging konklusyon mula sa post ni skye. Maraming salamat po!

Pasensiya kana bedolx2 naghihintay pa ako ng sagot noong gumawa ng thread na ito, alam ko isa naman pain iyan para doon mapunta ang usapin at mawala naman itong paksa kay Safiyah na ayon sa thread starter ay:-


1) Pinugutan ng ulo
2) Tinoryur ang asawa
3) Ginahasa daw si Safiya

Siya ang gusto ko munang sumagot, kaya nga iyong nagpapanggap na babae diyan ay pinabayaan ko lang kasi alam ko kapag sinagot ko ang post niya ay magsasayang lang ako kasi iiwan din ang post ko at maglatag naman ng panibago, atsaka nagtatanggol iyan ng RCC pero hindi naman palasimba, saling pusa lang

[bedolx2]

Walang ano man po Banimalek, ngunit nakapokus pa rin ang sagot nyo ukol kay ravaam o kay skye, katulad nga po ng sabi ko hinde ko po concern ang mga poste nila ang nais ko lamang po ay kasagutan sa post number 34 ko.

Marami pong salamat kung masasagot nyo ako ng direkta ukol sa poste ko sa number 34.

Pasensiya kana bedolx2 naghihintay pa ako ng sagot noong gumawa ng thread na ito, alam ko isa naman pain iyan para doon mapunta ang usapin at mawala naman itong paksa kay Safiyah na ayon sa thread starter ay:-


1) Pinugutan ng ulo
2) Tinoryur ang asawa
3) Ginahasa daw si Safiya

Siya ang gusto ko munang sumagot, kaya nga iyong nagpapanggap na babae diyan ay pinabayaan ko lang kasi alam ko kapag sinagot ko ang post niya ay magsasayang lang ako kasi iiwan din ang post ko at maglatag naman ng panibago, atsaka nagtatanggol iyan ng RCC pero hindi naman palasimba, saling pusa lang

[banimalek]

Walang ano man po Banimalek, ngunit nakapokus pa rin ang sagot nyo ukol kay ravaam o kay skye, katulad nga po ng sabi ko hinde ko po concern ang mga poste nila ang nais ko lamang po ay kasagutan sa post number 34 ko.

Marami pong salamat kung masasagot nyo ako ng direkta ukol sa poste ko sa number 34.

Kung nauunawaan mo lang sana ako bedolx2 siguro madali mong matatanggap ang sinasabi ko sa iyo, kung bagong rehistrado ka lang dito sa PEX ay hindi mo pa sila masyado kilala, matagal na ako dito at kahit tingnan mo ang mga thread kung saan nagpopost ako ay sumasagot ako sa katanungan ngunit sa pagkakataon na ito ay ayaw kung bigyan sila ng dahilan para diyan matutuon ang paksa, sanay na ako sa mga baling paksa nila.

Maraming salamat po!

[the700clowns]

eto ang rape:

Numbers 31:17-18
"Now kill all the boys. And kill every woman who has slept with a man, but save for yourselves every girl who has never slept with a man."

ahehehe pinakahulugang rape yung pagpapakasal ni P Muhammad at basehan pa e anti Islam website. pero itong verse sa Bible e hindi matanggap na rape.

pinapatay lahat ng hindi virgin, tapos pinaiwang buhay yung mga virgin para daw sa kanila "save for yourselves" ano ibig sabihin nun?! maselan pa, gusto pa virgin (ika nga ni Soriano nung binabanatan ang Mormons)!

[skye_phoenix]

Hehehe! Hindi pa ba obvious na rape yung nangyari kay Safiya?

Yung sa Numbers, general yan, lahat ng virgin na hindi pa nakiki pag talik sa lalaki, yan ay mula sa sanggol na babae hanggang sa matandang babae na virgin pa. Sinong sira ulo ang manggagahasa ng sangol at lola na virgin? Green minded kayo pag dating sa bible, kahit hindi naman malinaw na sinabi, pero pag dating kay Muhammad, na obvious na manyak at pedopilya, hindi makita?

Yung nangyari kay Safiya, kung tutuusin ay common sense lang.

[banimalek]

ahehehe pinakahulugang rape yung pagpapakasal ni P Muhammad at basehan pa e anti Islam website. pero itong verse sa Bible e hindi matanggap na rape.

pinapatay lahat ng hindi virgin, tapos pinaiwang buhay yung mga virgin para daw sa kanila "save for yourselves" ano ibig sabihin nun?! maselan pa, gusto pa virgin (ika nga ni Soriano nung binabanatan ang Mormons)!

Tama ka diyan bro at napag-alaman ko na haka-haka lang pala nila iyong kesyo ginahasa si Safiya, pero iyan ipinakita mo na talata sa bibliya nila ay katotohanan at hindi haka-haka, nakita mo ba iyong lalaking nagpapanggap na babae "sanggol" daw iyong sinasabing GIRL pero makikita mo sa 1 Samuel iyong ipinapatay na sanggol na ang nakasaad ay infant kapag sanggol

Ini-interpret niya ang bibliya niya ng basta-basta para lang iwas pusoy

[skye_phoenix]

Poor creatures, nabubuhay sa ilusyon!

Anyway, may diskurbre na naman akong utos sa koran na nilabag ni Muhammad, mapasakanya lang si Safiya.


Surah 2. The Cow
221. Do not marry unbelieving women (idolaters), until they believe: A slave woman who believes is better than an unbelieving woman, even though she allures you. Nor marry (your girls) to unbelievers until they believe: A man slave who believes is better than an unbeliever, even though he allures you. Unbelievers do (but) beckon you to the Fire. But Allah beckons by His Grace to the Garden (of bliss) and forgiveness, and makes His Signs clear to mankind: That they may celebrate His praise.


Well, I guess the prophet can have s3x with any female he likes, whether little girls or non believers, I also read somewhere that he might have even been a necrophiliac and showed some homosexual desires too. Perhaps he even tried having s3x with an animal. Who knows.

And to think that, Muhammad is their role model, no wonder!

[doombot]

maganda talaga tong thread na ginawa ni ravlam,

lumalabas yung katotohanan

[skye_phoenix]

^^^Tamah!!!!

At ang b0b0 talaga ng nag papanggap na lalaki, i-relate ba naman yung nangyari sa Numbers sa nangyari sa 1 Samuel, yung sa Numbers poh manay bani mga Midianites sa 1 Samuel poh mga Amalekites.

Ginagaya mo naman si idol prophet mo eh, pinag sasama yung mga magkakaiba ng panahon, sukat ba namang kapatid daw ni Moises si Mary???

[banimalek]

maganda talaga tong thread na ginawa ni ravlam,

lumalabas yung katotohanan

anong katotohanan iyon doombot

[banimalek]

^^^Tamah!!!!

At ang b0b0 talaga ng nag papanggap na lalaki, i-relate ba naman yung nangyari sa Numbers sa nangyari sa 1 Samuel, yung sa Numbers poh manay bani mga Midianites sa 1 Samuel poh mga Amalekites.

Ginagaya mo naman si idol prophet mo eh, pinag sasama yung mga magkakaiba ng panahon, sukat ba namang kapatid daw ni Moises si Mary???

Napipikon na talaga si lalaking nagpapanggap na babae, atleast ako nakita na ako ng isang pexers dito na isang lalaki at hindi nagpapanggap na lalaki

saan ko sinasabing ini-relate ko iyong nasa Numbers at 1 Samuel, ang binanggit ko lang ay iyong sinasabi mong ang nabanggit na GIRL doon sa NUMBERS ay sanggol gayong kapag sanggol ay sinasabi rin sanggol sa talata ng bibliya mo tulad doon sa 1 Samuel, magbasa ka kasi ng post ko at natutulad ka doon sa kapwa mong katoliko (hindi ko na banggitin ang pangalan at baka mag-eskandalo dito)

[skye_phoenix]

Hahaha! Sino kaya ang napipikon sa aming dalawa?


Technique number 16!!!!

16. If nothing works revert to personal attacks. Call people bigots and islamophobes! Throw insults such as "female dog in heat". Swearing is allowed. And don't forget to blame the Jew!!!




Hwag ka na mag panggap manay B-B, sa ating dalawa ikaw ang "obvious" na napipikon, kung anu-ano na ang personal na pang aatake ang naiisip mo para lang asarin ako eh. Hahaha, kesyo lalaki daw talaga ako, ginagamit pa ang hindi ko pag sisimba sa pa memersonal sa akin, ginagamit pati ang avatar ko, AT lagi na lang ayaw niya akong sumali sa mga usapan lalo na pag tungkol sa Islam.

Halatang soooooobrang pikon na si manay B-B sa akin, thanks to my reliable and taqiyya free sources, nagagalit siya dahil nabubuking ang mga kalokohan ni idol prophet niya.

[banimalek]

Nakakalimot yata itong si lalaki na nagpapanggap na babae na sa mga katalakayan ko ay seryoso akong sumasagot ng mga tanong, nagkataon lang na iwas pusoy siya sa mga sagot ko sa mga nakakahoy niyang mga talata

isa pang nakakatuwa talaga sanggol daw iyong nasa numbers...

Numbers 31:18"But all the girls who have not known man intimately, spare for yourselves

sanggol daw iyong GIRLS

Yung sa Numbers, general yan, lahat ng virgin na hindi pa nakiki pag talik sa lalaki, yan ay mula sa sanggol na babae hanggang sa matandang babae na virgin pa. Sinong sira ulo ang manggagahasa ng sangol at lola na virgin? Green minded kayo pag dating sa bible, kahit hindi naman malinaw na sinabi, pero pag dating kay Muhammad, na obvious na manyak at pedopilya, hindi makita?

Yung nangyari kay Safiya, kung tutuusin ay common sense lang.

[RavlaM]

Wala na talagang maihirit itong si Banimalik, umiiwas sa malupit na katotohanan na Ginahasa ni Mohammad si Safiyah....at may isa pang babaeng bihag na inasawa niya...Rape ang kaso Banimalik ginahasa ng "lolo" mo si Safiyah.....RAPIST..

Himayin natin kung ano ang nangyari at ano ba ang diskarte ni Mohammad tungkol sa mga babaeng tulad ni Safiyah,,,

Bukgari Volume 3, Book 34, Number 437:

Narrated Anas bin Malik:
The Prophet came to Khaibar and when Allah made him victorious and he conquered the town by breaking the enemy’s defense, the beauty of Safiya bint Huyai bin Akhtab was mentioned to him and her husband had been killed while she was a bride. Allah’s Apostle selected her for himself and he set out in her company till he reached Sadd-ar-Rawha, where her menses was over and he married her. Then Hais (a kind of meal) was prepared and served on a small leather sheet (used for serving meals). Allah’s Apostle then said to me, ‘Inform those, who are around you (about the wedding banquet).’ So that was the marriage banquet given by Allah’s Apostle for (his marriage with) Safiya. After that we proceeded to Medina and I saw that Allah’s Apostle was covering her with a cloak while she was behind him. Then she would sit beside his camel and let Safiya put her feet on his knees to ride (the camel).

= Pinatay ang asawa ni Safiyah sa pangunguna ni mohammad

= pagkatapos ng regla ni Sagiyah ay pinakasalan na siya ni Mohammad...meaning mga ilang araw lang matapos patayin ang asawa niya at mga kaanak ay ikinasal si Safiyah kay Mahamad..

Bukhari Volume 3, Book 34, Number 431:

Narrated Anas:
Amongst the captives was Safiya. First she was given to Dihya Al-Kalbi and then to the Prophet.

= Patunay na si Safiyah ay isang bihag...


Bukhari Volume 5, Book 59, Number 512:

Narrated Anas:
The Prophet offered the Fajr Prayer near Khaibar, when it was still dark and then said, “Allahu-Akbar! Khaibar is destroyed”, for whenever we approach a (hostile) nation (to fight), then evil will be the morning for those who have been warned.’ Then the inhabitants of Khaibar came out running on the roads. The Prophet had their warriors killed, their offspring and woman taken as captives. Safiya was amongst the captives. She first came in the share of Dahya Alkalbi, but later on she belonged to the Prophet. The Prophet made her manumission as her ‘Mahr’.

= Maliwanag na utos ni Mohammad na patayin ang mga kalalakihan at ginawang bihag ang mga anak at kababaihan kasama na si Safiyah..


Bukhari Volume 5, Book 59, Number 540:

Narrated Abu Musa:
We came upon the Prophet after he had conquered Khaibar. He then gave us a share (from the booty), but apart from us, he did not give to anybody else, who did not attend the Conquest.

= Ano ito??Mukhang kaya lang nilusob ni Mohammad ang lugar nila Safiyah ay para lamang makapagnakaw at mga babae...

Syempre sasabihin nila na bakit di naman tumakas si Safiyah pagkalipas ng panahon...Ang sagot diyan ay ang Stockholm Syndrome comes into play when a captive cannot escape and is isolated and threatened with death, but is shown token acts of kindness by the captor. It typically takes about three or four days for the psychological shift to take hold.

[banimalek]

Kagimbal gimbal talaga ang ginawa ni Mohammad kay Safiyah..
Pinugutan ni Mohammad ang mga magulang ni Safiyah kasama ng mga kamaganak niya.

Tinorture ni Mohammad ang asawa niya hanggang ito ay mamatay..

Pagkapatay sa asawa ay ginahasa ni Mohammad si Safiyah...di manlang niya hintayin ng pagkakataon magluksa si Safiyah..

Pakisagot lang po kung ano ang assignment ninyo, wala po sa inilalatag mo diyan ang sagot sa propaganda mo dito.

1) Pinugutan ng ulo >>>>>>>>>>>>anong hadith?
2) Tinoryur ang asawa >>>>>>>>>>> anong hadith?
3) Ginahasa daw si Safiya >>>>>>>> anong hadith?




pakisagot lang Ravlam iyong mismong mga unang sinabi mo

[RavlaM]

Pakisagot lang po kung ano ang assignment ninyo, wala po sa inilalatag mo diyan ang sagot sa propaganda mo dito.

1) Pinugutan ng ulo >>>>>>>>>>>>anong hadith?
2) Tinoryur ang asawa >>>>>>>>>>> anong hadith?
3) Ginahasa daw si Safiya >>>>>>>> anong hadith?




pakisagot lang Ravlam iyong mismong mga unang sinabi mo

Wala ka bang komento dun sa ginahasa si Safiyah??

[banimalek]

Wala ka bang komento dun sa ginahasa si Safiyah??

May naipakita kabang ginahasa doon si Safiyah, huwag ka ng mahiyang aminin na propaganda mo lang ang ipinapaskil mo, kumbaga ay laway lang

Kagimbal gimbal talaga ang ginawa ni Mohammad kay Safiyah..
Pinugutan ni Mohammad ang mga magulang ni Safiyah kasama ng mga kamaganak niya.

Tinorture ni Mohammad ang asawa niya hanggang ito ay mamatay..

Pagkapatay sa asawa ay ginahasa ni Mohammad si Safiyah...di manlang niya hintayin ng pagkakataon magluksa si Safiyah..

1) Pinugutan ng ulo >>>>>>>>>>>>anong hadith?
2) Tinoryur ang asawa >>>>>>>>>>> anong hadith?
3) Ginahasa daw si Safiya >>>>>>>> anong hadith?




bibigyan parin kita ng tsansa kasi mabait ako sa iyo, pakita mo lang iyong mga sinasabi mo diyan ikaw rin sayang ang oras na ginugugol mo dito kung puro laway lang ang post mo.