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I found this, really funny.
Muhammad and Safiyah: How the Prophet Acquired Safiyah as His Sex-slave
by Ayesha Ahmed 27 Nov, 2008
(Note: The conversations between Muhammad & others is created based on Islamic sources.)
Prophet and his jihadis offered fajar prayers in early morning darkness outside of Khaybar. Then they attacked the villagers who were just leaving homes to work in the fields carrying spades and other farming tools.
BLOODSHED AFTER FAJAR PRAYER
KINANA BEHEADED
Kinana , the injured chief of Khaybar was brought to the prophet.
Mohammed: Kinana , where did you hide the treasure.?
Kinana: Treasure? We don’t have any? We are farmers not bandits like you...
Mohammed: Mind your language Kinana, you are talking to a prophet of God..
Kinana: Prophet of God my @ss. You are a killer and a rapist....
Mohammed: Zubayr get him away from me and cut off his tongue.
Zubayr: Rasulullah, .. if we cut off his tongue how will we make him talk..
Mohammed: OK, then torture him and make him talk.
(Zubayr collected some dry wood and lighted a fire on Kinana’s chest and moved it around with a rod to give him maximum pain. . Kinana was already badly injured and bleeding. He passed out without talking.)
Mohammed: The b@s@t@rd passed out.. Maslamah cut off his head .
ROUNDING UP OF CAPTURED WOMEN
The most exciting part of a jihad for jihadis was distribution of captured women. First Prophet picked his 20% cut, mostly very young and pretty ones., then one by one names of jihadis were drawn by a lottery and captured women were distributed among them.
All the mujahids started rounding up Khaybar women and bringing them to the holding compound... Bilal entered the Kinana household and grabbed his lovely 17 year old wife Safiyah and her two younger cousins who were hardly 9 and 10 year old . They were brought to the prophet. On the way they saw the dead bodies of their murdered family members and the headless body of Kinana.
Mohammed was drinking grape wine (it was before prohibition) with Ali, Usman , Omar, Zubayr and Dihya near the decapitated body of Kinana which was lying in a pool of blood . (Grape wine was rare and expensive and only the top brass indulged in it. Common jihadis drank date wine).
SAFIYAH GIVEN TO DIHYA
Mohammed: See what you did b!tch, cant you see I am drinking? Dihya control this She devil and take her away
Dihya: What do you want me to do with her Rasulullah?
Mohammed: Take her to your tent and enjoy her. She is all yours..
Dihya: Shukran Rasulullah Shukran.
Dihya took the beautiful and shapely teenager to his tent....Safiyah fought hard and resisted as she was disrobed to be violated. . Soon a crowd gathered to see the commotion in Dihya’s tent. They were awestruck with Safiyah’s figure and beauty. . Several jihadis ran to the Prophet and praised Safiyah’s form in front of him..
Sahih Muslim 8:3329:
Anas, (Allah be pleased with him) reported: Safiyah (Allah be pleased with her) fell to the lot of Dihya in the spoils of war, and they praised her in the presence of Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) and said: We have not seen the like of her among the captives of war.
Prophet’s 30-man libido kicked in and instantly aroused him .
Mohammed: Ali go right away and retrieve Safiyah from Dihya.
Ali went right away and found Dihya still trying to subdue Safiyah. He ordered him to leave her alone, but Dihya ignored the command... Ali then kicked Dihya’s bare bottom with such a violent force with his iron toed sandal that Dihya defecated blood and .collapsed over Safiyah.. Ali retrieved Safiyah and and brought her to the prophet.. Limping and protesting Dihya also followed them... .
. Mohammed threw his robe over Safiyah to claim her.. But Dihya was not prepared to give in..
Bukhari 5:59:512:
Safiya was amongst the captives, She first came in the share of Dahya Alkali but later on she belonged to the Prophet
DIHYA OFFERED TWO FOR ONE DEAL
Dihya: Rasulullah, that is not fair at all. You had given Safiyah to me.
Mohammed: “I changed my mind. I will give you two of Safiyah’s young cousins in her place. You will love them, they are both very young and virgins. You can have a great threesome tonight”..
Dihya: “Rasulullah I don’t enjoy little girls....You can keep them., just return Safiyah to me
Mohammed: “Dihya don’t be a pest. I will sweeten the pot and throw in five young men .You can have double pleasure tonight, two girls and five men.”..
Dihya: “I don’t do men either, please kindly return my Safiyah”.
Mohammed: Okay what if I offered five camels instead of men and the two girls, seven heads in all”.
Dihya: Rasulullah I have enough camels from the last jihad. I just need Safiyah”
(Now the Prophet got really ticked off.)
Mohammed: “Dihya, you stubborn mule, just take what I offered before I change my mind and have your private parts removed instead.”
(Dihya knew prophet meant what he said. He took the two young girls and five camels left in a hurry..)
PROPHET RAPES SAFIYAH
Mohammed then hurried to his tent with Safiyah.. There were three girls already in Prophet’s tent with whom he had a foursome the previous night. Mohammed called out Ali Usman and Umar.
Mohammed: Ali take Raytah, Usman you take Zainab, Umar you like little girls so take this little girl, she is hardly five...
Safiyah: Mohammed how can you be so cruel, you made those girls orphans killing their parents, then raped them all night and the next day you passed them on to other men.
Mohammed: Aya 4:20 gives all muslim men that privilege of changing their women at will..
Safiyah: And that five year old girl you gave to Umar, how could you have intercourse with her...
Mohammed: Who said I had intercourse with her. . I only thighed her.. It is my rule never to have sex with girls below the age of 8..
ISLAMIC SUNNA OF THIGHING
By Grand Muft Abu Abdullah Muhammad Al-Shemary, the grand scholar of the Fatwa committee, reference number 1809, 3/8/1421 .
“She was six years of age and he could not have intercourse with her due to her small age. That is why [the prophet] peace and prayer of Allah be upon him placed HIS [MALE] MEMBER BETWEEN HER THIGHS AND MASSAGED IT SOFTLY”
When Mohammed made advances towards Safiyah, she resisted. How could she submit to a man who had had killed her near and dear ones just a few hours back.
Mohammed: What is your problem Safiyah.
Safiyah: Mohammed, I don’t like those who kill innocent men and rape their women..
Mohammed: What are you talking about., it was not us, but Allah who killed them by our hands. Here is the aya 8.17: "It is not ye who slew them; it was Allah..."
Besides kafir are never innocents , they are fair games for us,.
Once we kill them we are allowed sex with their wives and daughters according to to ayas 4.3,4.24,23.6,33.50 and 70.30. So stop this nonsense and let me have you. I don’t have time to waste. If you resist I will give you back to Dihya and bring in other girls.
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Safiyah realized resistance was futile.. She will get raped any ways, either by prophet or another jihadi. At least Prophet had a regular supply of slave-girls from his 20% cut of booty and many resident wives. She will be hit less for sex less often... With a regular jihadi she will be raped day and night then sold in a slave market to the highest bidder. She gave up the fight and laid motionless while the prophet got his jollies.
In the middle of night Prophet noticed a man peeping through a hole in the tent and watching the action... The Prophet grabbed his arrow head and poked the eye of the offender stealthily putting his eye out...
After a few hours of sleep and taajjud prayers, the prophet approached Safiyah again for more action when he heard some movement near his tent. He figured the Peeping Tom was back for seconds.. This time the Prophet was so pissed off he decided to go out and cut off the manhood of the stubborn peeping Tom.. .
Sixty something Prophet had a gala time with the grieving teenage widow that night. Next day he covered her in a burqa and proclaimed her as one of his wives.


