Blind Items Thread Xiii - Enter And Face The Music!!!

[PaPi2010]

Pretty Lucky Actress



The relationships of this pretty actress (PA) are always controversial. Two of her highly-publicized relationships (H1 and H2) seemed to have a pattern — both are sons of influential men and both have children from previous relationships. Her relationship with H1 was muddled by his almost mother-in-law, and when it got too complicated, PA bailed out.

However, PA’s relationship with H2 is more interesting than with H1. While H2 was away, PA continued to benefit from the lavish lifestyle she enjoyed with him. She would use his car and driver without regard for the needs of the members of the family of H2. The patriarch had to step in and PA had no choice but to return the car. At one point, PA told people that she and H2 have already broken up but they really haven’t. The family of H2 kept quiet because they feared H2 might do something foolish again all because of PA. Besides, the family did not like her at all because they felt PA was just using H2 to satisfy her material needs.

Then PA started enjoying the company of another actor (AA), who comes from an old rich family. At that time, AA was already ending his relationship with his traumatized girlfriend (TG). Since PA and AA were doing a project together, there was an excuse for them to be seen together. AA even brought PA to a network event but everyone thought this appearance was a publicity gimmick. Within the next months, PA would be seen with H2 but she would not comment on their relationship. Then, she would be seen with AA, such as catching the last full show of a movie. In a recent interview, AA was asked about PA. AA requested privacy over that issue.

Has AA fallen in love again? Has PA totally released H2 from her grasp, or is she still keeping his company for material reasons, while having AA at her side? Is PA merely being user-friendly? Your guesses are as good as mine.

[PaPi2010]

Famous celebrity gets rejected
Published : Tuesday, May 29, 2012 Journal Online
Written by : Jun Nardo

REJECTED pala ang byuti ng isang sikat na celebrity sa nililigawang non-showbiz. Bahala na kayong humula kung ano ang gender ng mga taong involved, huh! Hehehe!

Todo gastos, regalo at sari-saring blowout ang ginawa ng celebrity sa nililigawan upang mahulog ang loob sa kanya ng huli.

Kesehodang matsismis ang celeb, wala siyang keber basta type niya ang nililiyag.

Feeling ng celeb, makukuha niya sa materyal na bagay ang nililigawan.

Sad to say, binasted din ang celeb ng nililigawan. Para nga raw pinagsukluban ng langit at lupa ang celeb nang ma-reject siya ng niligawan.

Dahil hindi mapilit ang nililigawang makarelasyon, tinanggap na lang niya ang kagustuhan nito kahit na nga mas marami pang good-looking na artista na puwede niyang patusin.

[PaPi2010]

Actress' mom cries tears of joy
Published : Tuesday, May 29, 2012 Journal Online
Written by : Nitz Miralles

Iniyakan ng madir ng isang aktres nang makipag-break ang anak sa BF nitong non-showbiz. Hindi dahil naawa ang ina sa anak na loveless ngayon, kundi sa tuwa kaya ito naiyak.

Ipinagdasal ng madir ng aktres na makipag-break ang anak sa BF dahil nakikita nitong hindi tama ang trato ng ex sa anak.

Pero dahil nasa right age ang aktres at solong namumuhay, hanggang pagpapayo lang ang kaya niyang gawin.

Kaya ganu’n na lamang ang tuwa ng madir ng aktres nang makipaghiwalay ito sa nobyo.

Hindi nga lang maganda ang breakup ng dalawa at ang tsika, pinalayas ng lalaki ang aktres.

Ibig sabihin, nag-live-in ang dalawa?

[Emperor_David]

“May importanteng project daw na gagawin… Abortion! (Hahahaha!)” na sinabing ” nakakatawa daw naman ang reaction ng mga otaw sa chika ng isang gandarang personalidad na mawawala raw muna siya ng almost one month dahil may gagawin daw siyang special project sa Hollywood chuvanes and to think naman daw that this gandarang personality daw has the temerity to say that she has a Hollywood offer when Hollywood is not even aware of her presence. At sinabi pa doon sa article doon na ang chika, natesbun daw siya ng kanyang que sabroso ang itzu at very daks na papa. Ikaw na rin daw ba naman ang machurva almost on a regular basis, aren’t you going to become pregnant? At hindi naman daw DOM ito at batang-bata kaya may arrive naman daw talaga ang semen. At sinabi doon sa ariticle na yon na ito naman kasing girlalu na ‘to ay talaga namang numero unong elyadora.
Ginawa pa ba naman daw na midnight snack ang jumbong ratbulites ng papa niya at early morning meal. kay nga daw na tesbun. At sinabing buti na lang daw na yong ex niya noon ay di katigasan si manoy kaya di siya napuruhan. Sinabi doon na no further clues are needed. Syonga na lang ang di makahula.”

[Jemifer_semilla]

fil-am director = B Movie.

[Sagitarrian22]

fil-am director = B Movie.

I agree. I thought it was something really big. But still Congrats to Anne.

[simsimi_ako]

may importanteng project daw na gagawin…
abortion! (hahahaha!)
by dapat lang/pete g. Ampoloquio, jr. May 28, 2012 remate

katawa naman ang reaction ng mga otaw sa chika ng isang gandarang personalidad na mawawala raw muna siya ng almost one month dahil may gagawin daw siyang special project sa hollywood chuvanes.
Hahahahaha!

How outrageously funny naman.

And to think that she has the temerity to say that she has a hollywood offer when hollywood is not even aware of her presence. Hahahahahahahaha!

How infinitely funny!

Anyhow, ang chika, natesbun daw siya ng kanyang que sabroso ang itzu at very daks (daks raw talaga, o! Hahaha!) na papa.

Ikaw ba naman ang machurva almost on a regular basis, aren’t you going to become pregnant?

Hahahahaha!

Eh, hindi naman dom ito at batang-bata kaya may arrive talaga ang semen.

May arrive raw talaga ang semen, o! Hakhakhakhak!

Ito naman kasing girlalu na ‘to ay talaga namang numero unong elyadora.

Gawin ba namang midnight snack ang jumbong ratbulites ng papa niya at early morning meal, saan ka pa?
Di matetesbun ka nga.

Buti kung tulad ‘yan sa ex niya before na sila-sila ang beauty at ‘di katigasan si manoy (di raw katigasan si manoy, o! Hahahahahaha!) kaya di siya napuruhan.

But we are talking about a veritable macho here replete with a throbbing and pulsating d*ck kaya na sureball si ate. Hahahahahahahahaha!

No further clues are needed. Syonga na lang ang di makahula.

Hahahahahahahaha!

anne curtis..

[PaPi2010]

Solon na nag-ambisyong maging senador, mayor ang bagsak
Bernard Taguinod
MAY 29, 2012 TUESDAY
ABANTE TONITE

Dahil malabo pa sa sabaw ng pusit ang ambisyong maging senador o mayor sa lungsod ng kanyang mga magulang sa Visayas region, naghahanap na ng koneksyon ang isang mambabatas para makuha ang basbas ng kasalukuyang administrasyon.

Sa impormasyong nakalap ng DPA ng TONITE, gusto ng bumalimbing ng mambabatas na ito dahil nanganganib na ang kanyang political career kaya naghahanap ng tulay sa Malacañang.

May ambisyon kasi noon ang mambabatas na maging senador kaya sumipsip sa nakaraang administrasyon kung saan naging tagasalo sa eskandalong kinasangkutan ng mga taga-Malacañang noon.

Gayunpaman, hindi nakabangon ang mga lider ng nakaraang administrasyon kaya tila kinalimutan na rin ng mokong ang kanyang ambisyon na maging senador.

Hindi kasi magpapatakbo ng kanilang sariling slate ang mga dating kaalyado ng mambabatas kaya ang target na lamang nito ngayon ay maging mayor sa lungsod na teritoryo ng kanyang mga magulang.

Subalit tulad ng kanyang ambisyong maging senador, tila malabo ding manalo umano ang mambabatas na ito dahil kilala itong dikit sa nakaraang administrasyon.

Dahil dito, nais umano ng mambabatas na magkaroon ng konek sa Malacañang para maging administration party sa susunod na eleksyon sa kanyang mayoralty ambition.

Alam umano ng mambabatas na mayroon ng manok ang Malacañang sa naturang lungsod subalit hindi ito balakid sa mokong dahil tuloy ang paghahanap ng tulay.

Pero hanggang ngayon ay walang mahanap na tulay ang mambabatas lalo na’t alam ni Pangulong Benigno ‘Noynoy’ Aquino III na tagasalo ang mokong sa nakaraang administrasyon.

Clue: Ang mambabatas ay hanggang sa larawan lang nagtatrabaho pero kapag nasa sesyon o kaya sa committee hearing ay nakatanga lang at hindi nakikipagdebate. Mayroon siyang inisyal na M as in Mayor na ang ambisyon.

[TastyXtina]

Major Mistake

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During the story conference of this upcoming film, starring a local young (LA) actress and a foreign young actor (FA), held in a nearby country, LA was noticeable doing everything to catch FA's attention. The whole time, her voice was unusually high, squealing with delight and evidently flirting with FA.

The foreign management of FA did not like the obvious display of excited affection being thrown by LA. They talked among themselves in their language as to how comedic the whole thing was to them. What worried the foreigners were the rumors of LA flirting with her leading men and her not-so-good reputation.

Worse, the foreign management was not impressed that the storycon was held at a cheap hotel in their country. The choice of venue gave the impression that they may have made a mistake in choosing to work with this local film outfit. They questioned why a kind of big budgeted production held its launch in a such a venue. Another concern is the lack of buzz when the project was formally announced. It now worries them how this will affect the international image of the actor that is prized highly in their country.

Incidentally, adding to the rumors of LA’s flirty nature with local actors is the story of her brief involvement with a committed hunk actor (CH). While they were doing an indie film, CH brought LA to his house in a nearby province. Unfortunately, the girlfriend caught them. As usual, the girlfriend forgave CH. LA was dating someone then, but he was clueless of the side affairs of LA.

Now, should the film management of FA have reason to worry? Will LA behave during their filming of the movie?

Can you identify all the characters in this story?

Fashion PULIS at Friday, May 25, 2012

erich gonzales and mario maurer

[PaPi2010]

Parang nang-uurat: Super daks ang ipinalit sa ex na mountain dew!
by Dapat Lang/Pete G. Ampoloquio, Jr. May 29, 2012 Remate

NAGTATAWANAN ang working press sa choice of men ng gandarang young actress na kamakailan ay talagang naging butt of jokes nang nakararami. Hahahahahahahaha!

Kung ano raw kasi ang niliit-liit ng size ng genitals ng kanyang ex (in fairness, cute naman at flawless.. Hahahahaha!), siya namang que largo grande ng bago niyang paparu.

Inasmuch as they seem to shun away from the prying eyes of the working press, it’s reportedly confirmed that this controversial young actress is having an intriguing relationship with this tall and fair-skinned Fil-Am guy who is just fresh from his break-up with his wife of many years who happens to be kind of neurotic. Hahahahaha!

Mukhang mga chicks na hard to deal with ang trip ng daks na ombre na ‘to. Hakhakhak!

But what’s greatly amusing is the fact that her new flame is taller and bigger in every way as compared to her old flame who seems not to get over with his intense feelings for the d*ck hungry girl even if he’s in the company of equally attractive women. Hahahahahahaha!

But then, ang say naman ng kampo ng cutie guy, size may be admittedly might but there is such a thing as the power of one’s tongue, if you know the salient point I’m hinting at.

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Kabaliwed! Hakhakhak!

[PaPi2010]

Na-trauma sa pabling na boyfriend
by Dapat Lang/Pete G. Ampoloquio, Jr. May 29, 2012 Remate

HAHAHAHAHA! Na-trauma pala ang gandarang young actress na ‘to sa naging abysmal outcome ng kanilang used to be intense love affair ng isang ilung young ham actor.

Ham actor raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahaha!

Totoo ka, dati, feeling niya’y nasa cloud nine siya dahil solicitous at caring kuno ang hunk young actor na gandara na ang kailungan dahil sa eskalerang nose job.

Nose job lang kaya? Hindi kaya meron ding blowjob on the side? Hahahahahahahahaha!

Anyhow, the sexy young actress was intensely disappointed with her papa because he was easily cowed when her macho dad intervened and gave him more than a mouthful of warning. Hakhakhak!

Babaero siyempre si dad kaya knowsline niya ang mga diskarte ng young hunk actor. Hahahahahahaha!

Anyway, apart from dad’s macho intervention, one of the reasons why the young hunk decided to part ways with his flawless girlfriend was the supposed annoyance of his gay mama (gay mama raw, o! Hahahahahaha!) over his relationship with the flawless young actress.

Career siyempre ang vaklung kaya bow na lang ang Reggie Regaladong (Reggie regalado raw, o! Hakhakhak!) paparu.

Marami nga namang chicks riyan pero ang pabolosang gay lover ay bibihirang tunay, specially so when you’re not that tremendously well endowed. Ahahayyyyy! Hahahahaha!

‘Yun na!

[PaPi2010]

TV station binabaha ng talents, mga datihan nagrereklamo na
by Papak!/Abe Paulite May 29, 2012 Remate

FEELING daw ng ilang talent ng TV network ay malulunod na sila dahil sa pagbaha ng maraming talento sa naturang istasyon na hanggang ngayon ay patuloy pa rin sa pagtanggap kahit nagsisiksikan na sila.

Lunod nga naman ang career ng iba kapag ganito kabait ang istasyon. Saang programa nila isisiksik ang mga ito kung parang mga kabute itong panay ang sulputan? Tanggap sila nang tanggap. Salo nang salo sa mga itinatapon ng ibang TV station. Kaya sa konting panahon pa, magkakapalitan na sila ng mga mukha. Hahaha!

Ang hirap pa nito, kung sino ang huling pumasok siya ang paborito. ‘Yung mga nagtiyaga unti-unting naiitsapuwera.

Paano kung ang lahat ng sasampa sa bakod nila ay may name na mga artista? Kawawa naman ‘yung mga homegrown talents nila nababantilawan.

Sa isang malaking event nga na ginawa nila kamakailan, ‘yung mga rati at orihinal nilang pinagmamalaking mga alaga ay naiwan sa kangkungan at ang buong ningning nilang ipinagmayabang ay yung mga bagong sulpot at ang mga ito pa ang iniharap nila sa publiko. Unfair ‘yun!

Ang nakatatawa rito, akala raw ng audience ay mga ka-family ang kaharap nila, iyon pala ay mga kadugo.
Hehehe! Salamat na lang daw at may malalaking billboard at banner. At least, nalaman ng tao na hindi na pala sila nagtatrabaho doon, sa rati nilang network.

[robema_padre]

lovi poe and jake cuenca

[robema_padre]

Pretty Lucky Actress

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The relationships of this pretty actress (PA) are always controversial. Two of her highly-publicized relationships (H1 and H2) seemed to have a pattern — both are sons of influential men and both have children from previous relationships. Her relationship with H1 was muddled by his almost mother-in-law, and when it got too complicated, PA bailed out.

However, PA’s relationship with H2 is more interesting than with H1. While H2 was away, PA continued to benefit from the lavish lifestyle she enjoyed with him. She would use his car and driver without regard for the needs of the members of the family of H2. The patriarch had to step in and PA had no choice but to return the car. At one point, PA told people that she and H2 have already broken up but they really haven’t. The family of H2 kept quiet because they feared H2 might do something foolish again all because of PA. Besides, the family did not like her at all because they felt PA was just using H2 to satisfy her material needs.

Then PA started enjoying the company of another actor (AA), who comes from an old rich family. At that time, AA was already ending his relationship with his traumatized girlfriend (TG). Since PA and AA were doing a project together, there was an excuse for them to be seen together. AA even brought PA to a network event but everyone thought this appearance was a publicity gimmick. Within the next months, PA would be seen with H2 but she would not comment on their relationship. Then, she would be seen with AA, such as catching the last full show of a movie. In a recent interview, AA was asked about PA. AA requested privacy over that issue.

Has AA fallen in love again? Has PA totally released H2 from her grasp, or is she still keeping his company for material reasons, while having AA at her side? Is PA merely being user-friendly? Your guesses are as good as mine.

lovi poe and jake cuenca

[PaPi2010]

RUSHES

By: Entertainment Staff
Philippine Daily Inquirer May 29, 2012

Scandalous celeb mum about split with playboy

The buzz is that Powerful Playboy and Scandalous Celebrity have called it quits.

SC’s lips are sealed. Is it because SC received an extravagant parting gift from PP?

Will the pricey present ensure the usually gregarious and giggly SC’s cooperation? Silence must really be golden.

Prima donna ‘alalay’

In Show Town, some assistants are bigger prima donnas than their celebrity bosses.

Sexy Star agreed to shoot in a far-flung province.

Before the work commenced, producers briefed SS on the difficult conditions on the set.

SS remained undaunted, saying the chance to collaborate with the director and the other stars was too good to pass up.

In the faraway destination, SS was cooperative throughout. All the complaining was done by Haughty Assistant.

HA kept asking for ice-cold water and round-the-clock air-conditioning on the set, when even SS willingly roughed it with the team.

Delusional

Another Delusional Assistant is being gossiped about in the biz. Movie Scribe was aghast at DA’s behavior.

DA’s boss, Controversial Personality, was hosting a big event. Backstage, CP’s manager told reporters to “ambush” CP.

DA, however, decided to act all-too-powerful and prevented some reporters from getting face time with CP. Only a select few were granted access.

MS quipped: “But we were not even interested in CP!”

Avoiding trouble

A much-awaited project will gather top artists in the entertainment scene.

One name is missing, though: Major Star. The official reason is that MS is busy with other commitments.

Then again, Popular Celebrity, who earlier incurred the ire of MS, is in the lineup. Unfortunately, PC doesn’t measure up, talent-wise, to the other performers in the project.

[PaPi2010]

What’s audition?
Blind Item — Monday, May 28, 2012

Alam niyo ba na maraming inimbitahang mag-audition para sa role nina Lam-Ang at Saridandan?

Isang Kapamilya actor ang dumating mismo sa audition. Pero ni hindi siya nasilayan ng mga producers at director dahil hindi ito bumaba mula sa kanyang van.

Ayon sa peeping tom, ang gusto ni aktor na itatago natin sa pangalang Agila ay siya na ang gaganap sa title role.

Ang ending: kay Rocco Nacino napunta ang role.

Samantala, isang Kapuso actress naman ang inimbitahan na mag-audition para sa role na napunta kay Rochelle Pangilinan.

Pero ang hirit daw ni aktres na itatago natin sa pangalang Gi, “See my profile na lang.”

Ayon sa peeping tom, hindi raw kasi ito sanay na mag-audition. Yun na!

[PaPi2010]

Break up Mystery and the Alleged Party



When they became a couple, dancer host (DH) and his tall girlfriend (TG) bucked all intrigues, and tried to keep their relationship on a low profile. However, the relationship came just too quickly as DH was still, as far as the public knew then, with a singer. In fact, the singer was clueless as to why DH broke up with her. Prior to the singer, DH was involved with an actress (A) who recently broke up with bankable leading man (BL). Moving on, DH and TG continued to be seen together and people noticed that DH was in love and inspired in his performances.

Although TG has the looks and talent, she could not connect with the audience, so she was not as visible as DH was on television. Nonetheless, TG seemed to be contented supporting DH. There were even rumors that DH was finally settling down with TG, and was building a house for both of them. Of course, the other complementary rumor is that they were living together.

Now, while the public and the press did not bother with DH and TG, a few days ago, the couple called it quits. DH found TG too demanding, and over jealous with his female best friend (FB). At a restaurant, TG cursed DH to the point that he felt so small, and was deeply hurt by the actions of TG. Immediately, TG retrieved her dogs from his place.

Note that DH and FB grew up together, and the audience saw them evolve from cute kids into their current status in showbiz. Besides, the sister of DH and FB are also the best of friends. Was there a specific incident between DH and FB that spurned TG? By the way, FB is single now, and a few weeks ago FB was in the limelight because of the breakup of A and BL.

Can you identify all the characters in this story?

Fashion PULIS at Wednesday, May 30, 2012

[Emperor_David]

anne curtis..

Mukhang sya nga!

[PaPi2010]

Showbiz couple now living together
Published : Wednesday, May 30, 2012 Journal Online
Written by : Nitz Miralles

Tama ba ang narinig naming nagli-live-in na ang isang showbiz couple? Sa bahay na raw ng lalaki umuuwi ang aktres, pero may mga naniniwalang baka nag-i-sleep-over lang ang aktres sa place ng actor and vice-versa.

Maganda siguro i-stalk ang aktres kung totoong sa bahay ng aktor na siya umuuwi at mabuti’t pumapayag ang parents ng aktor na magsama ang anak at GF nito ng hindi kasal, considering na sagradong Katoliko sila.

Parehong nag-deny ang aktor at aktres nang magsimula silang matsismis at nanligaw pa nga sa iba ang aktor para siguro iligaw ang press at mga tao.

In the end, true love triumphed dahil mas pinili niya ang aktres kahit may nauna nang nakarelasyon kesa pinakahuli niyang niligawan.

[robema_padre]

Break up Mystery and the Alleged Party

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When they became a couple, dancer host (DH) and his tall girlfriend (TG) bucked all intrigues, and tried to keep their relationship on a low profile. However, the relationship came just too quickly as DH was still, as far as the public knew then, with a singer. In fact, the singer was clueless as to why DH broke up with her. Prior to the singer, DH was involved with an actress (A) who recently broke up with bankable leading man (BL). Moving on, DH and TG continued to be seen together and people noticed that DH was in love and inspired in his performances.

Although TG has the looks and talent, she could not connect with the audience, so she was not as visible as DH was on television. Nonetheless, TG seemed to be contented supporting DH. There were even rumors that DH was finally settling down with TG, and was building a house for both of them. Of course, the other complementary rumor is that they were living together.

Now, while the public and the press did not bother with DH and TG, a few days ago, the couple called it quits. DH found TG too demanding, and over jealous with his female best friend (FB). At a restaurant, TG cursed DH to the point that he felt so small, and was deeply hurt by the actions of TG. Immediately, TG retrieved her dogs from his place.

Note that DH and FB grew up together, and the audience saw them evolve from cute kids into their current status in showbiz. Besides, the sister of DH and FB are also the best of friends. Was there a specific incident between DH and FB that spurned TG? By the way, FB is single now, and a few weeks ago FB was in the limelight because of the breakup of A and BL.

Can you identify all the characters in this story?

Fashion PULIS at Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Dh - john p
Tg - bianca m
A - shaina m
Bl - john lloyd
Fb - angelica p