Blind Items Thread Xiii - Enter And Face The Music!!!

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Ex-solon tinablang makatrabaho ng dating staff
(Boyet Jadulco)
MAY 11, 2012 FRIDAY
ABANTE TONITE

Sino raw itong isang dating miyembro ng Upper House ang inayawan ng ilang dating staff nito na magtrabaho para sa kanya?

Sa impormasyong nakuha ng Tonite, abala raw ngayon ang dating senador sa preparasyon para sa muling pagtakbo nito sa darating na halalan kung saan isa sa ginagawa nito ay kontakin ang mga taong dating nagtrabaho sa kanya.

Mula raw kasi nang mawala ito sa Senado, halos wala na ring natirang staff sa kanya as in naging solo flight ang dating mambabatas, hindi katulad ng ibang dating senador na may bitbit pa ring mga staff kahit wala na sa kapulungan.

Mayroon naman daw pumatol sa pakiusap ng senador, aba’y ang hirap ba naman kasing mawalan ng trabaho sa panahon ngayon kung saan masyadong mahal ang mga bilihin.

Titiisin na lamang nilang magtrabaho sa dating senador kahit na madalas uminit ang ulo nito, pagtrabahuin sila kahit dis-oras ng gabi o kahit madaling-araw na, as in parang ginagawa silang mga doktor o nurse na walang oras ang trabaho.

Kaya naman ang ilang staff ng senador, hindi na pumatol sa bagong offer sa kanila na bumalik sa trabaho, marahil ay nagkaroon na ng phobia sa pagtatrabaho sa dati nilang amo.

Paano naman kasi, sasamahan pa nila ang dati nilang boss sa kampanya kung saan tiyak na magdamagan ang kanilang trabaho pero wala namang kasiguruhan na mabibigyan sila ng extra pay.

Natatakot din sila na baka matalo sa darating na halalan ang dating senador, paano ba naman ay nawala na ito sa limelight mula nang mawala sa Senado may ilang taon na ang nakakaraan.

Clue: Ang dating senador na ayaw nang samahan ng dating staff nito ay galing lamang sa isang magandang lalawigan sa Luzon. May letrang D sa kabuuan ng kanyang pangalan as in Dinuguan ang masarap na meryenda kasama ng puto.

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Matinee idol - Richard Gomez

Not-so-young actress - Dawn Zulueta.

Sigurado contento si Goma kay Lucy, dyosa din naman si Lucy. He looks his age, hindi nagpapabata. Siguro lagi si Richard sa labas naglalaro ng sports like golf at hindi siya nagpapabotox baka mawala ang facial expressions tulad ng ibang actors na parang pinalantsa ang mukha.

Engot lang talaga si Pete Ampoloquio. lol! Sarap basagin ng mukha. lol!

[PaPi2010]

Maganda nga, burara naman!
by Dapat Lang/Pete G. AMpoloquio, Jr. May 11, 2012 Remate

HAHAHAHAHA! Maganda nga sana ang young actress na ‘to at eskalera talaga ang acting skills (honestly, she’s one of the few actresses who really can deliver no matter how demanding or complicated a scene may be) pero ang problema niya’y burara siya pagdating sa kanyang mga gamit.

Hitsura ng basurahan daw sa kanyang malaking bag dahil halu-halo roon ang mga bago at gamit ng mga damit. Hahahahahahahaha!

Pa’no, puro yata ang daks niyang paparu ang priority ng young actress, she doesn’t have time anymore to sort out her belongings, among other things, in her tumultuous bag. Hahahahaha!

Tumultuous bag daw, o! Hahahahahaha!

Honestly, this young actress is purportedly besotted with the sizable d*ick of her boyfriend, she finds no time anymore to take care of her things and make her PA a bit comfortable when looking for the things that she asks her to find. Hahahahahahaha!

Pa’no, sex-to-the-max ang dalawa when both are not busy with their commitments. Hahahahahaha!

Wala naman kasing kinatatakutan ang palengkerang girlalung ito dahil kahit ang nanay niya’y ‘takot’ sa kanya.

Hahahahahaha! Carry n’yo ‘yun? Ang madir, afraid sa anakis na libogeric?

Anakis na libogeric daw, o! Hahahahahaha!

Dati nga raw, and this was the time when she was still having a scalding sexual intimacy with this not-so-tall but appetizingly well-endowed young actor, mereseng naroroon ang kanyang madir, keber!

Tsuktsakan-to-the-max ang dalawa.

Well, being highly sexed runs in the family.

‘Yung tita nga niyang artista rati, may boyfriend nang dakota, ‘di pa rin satisfied at suma-sideline pa sa iba.

Suma-sideline pa raw sa iba, o! Hakhakhak!

‘Yun na!

[PaPi2010]

Lokal na babaeng pinuno, sumailalim sa pagpapa-botox?
Written by Ronnie Carrasco III
Friday, 11 May 2012 Hataw!

IN an obvious political campaign material under the guise of an ordinary TVC (TV commercial) ay ipinagmamalaki ng isang dating lokal na babaeng pinuno ang itinatag niyang foundation para sa kapakinabangan ng kanyang mga nasasakupan noon.

Her term may have ended, pero patuloy pa rin naman ang kanyang mga proyektong pangkabuhayan. Wala ring duda that when she was in public office ay katuwang niya ang kanyang asawa in realizing her lofty dream for her constituents.

Pero sa kanyang paulit-ulit na commercial spots na ating napapanood (just imagine how much money is spent on advertising, wala pa man ang eleksiyon na target niyang sungkitin ang ngayo’y puwesto ng kanyang mister), kapansin-pansin na tulad ng ilang mga banidosang aktres ay sumailalim din siya sa botox.

Halata kasing bibig na lang niya ang gumagalaw, pero ang kanyang magkabilang pisngi ay wala na ni katiting na twitch o pagkilos. Da who si ma’am na may dyunakis na nagso-showbiz din via a variety show?

Isyogo na lang natin siya sa neymsung na “Vinya Cellular”!

[PaPi2010]

Ooola Chika
by Tita Swarding
Friday, May 11, 2012
Pinoy Parazzi

BLIND ITEM: Sino siya? Sino kaya itong maloloka ka talaga sa Earth dahil kaya pala hiniwalayan niya ang nali-link sa kanya eh, matagal na pala siyang may BF?

At take note, ginamit lang daw niya itong lalaki dahil ‘yung BF niya ay may mabigat na kaso. Naku, ‘te, kaloka to the highest level!

Sino siya? Manggagamit lang pala ang gurlelet, kawawa naman ang ombre dahil lagi na lang naga-gamit. Bakit kasi lagi na lang siyang iniiwan? Ano ba ang meron sa kanya? Hahaha! Pak!

[PaPi2010]

Pepperoni
by Ronnie Carrasco III
Friday, May 11, 2012
Pinoy Parazzi

BLIND ITEM: May pagkamaselan ang aming paksa tungkol sa ngayo’y hiwalay nang magnobyo, kaya instead of dwelling on their identities ay mas iha-highlight namin ang ilang nakalulungkot na kaganapan in their not-so-happier times of togetherness.

Kababaeng tao ni D, pero siya pa raw pala ang gumagastos sa kanyang dyowang si J to think na mas malakas rumaket ang boylet. At the height of their affair, binalak ng magdyowa to take a European vacation, ang pamasahe papunta sa isa sa mga bansa roon ay iniharbat ni D mula sa kanyang ama.

Kamukat-mukat, ikinansela pala ni J ang kanilang biyahe at the last minute, ang nai-refund niyang airfare ay kinanya na niya. Tuloy, sinisingil si J ng ama ni D.

Hindi lang daw ‘yon, ani D, ang pag-uugaling kabutas-butas sa kanyang dyowa. Isang sunog ang naganap umano sa mismong silid-tulugan ni D, kung saan natupok ang kanyang kama habang himbing na natutulog. Bagama’t wala namang matin-ding pinsala ang tinamo ni D, in fairness, sumaklolo naman daw si J sa pinangyarihan ng sakuna.

Takang-taka pa raw si J kung bakit napalilibutan ng maraming tao ang tirahan ni D. Nang malaman daw ni J na nakaligtas sa insidente si D ay parang nanghinayang pa siya, dapat daw ay nasawi na raw ang nobya.

When told about D and J’s unpleasant romance, we instantly dismissed it as a ****-and-bull story, in short, mukhang produkto lang ng imahinasyon. Sa mababaw kasing pagkakakilala namin kay J, malayo sa kanyang aura na may kakayahan siyang ituring na parang bakla ang dyowa niyang babaeng-babae.

Trauma kung tutuusin ang karanasang ito para kay D, ewan kung nais pa rin niyang manatili sa bansa.

[PaPi2010]

She's Just on the Move



It is said that showbiz is 20% performing and 80% waiting - which is true in a sense. But still, it is not asking much if people will learn to respect each other's time. For lost time is lost productivity, lost income.

A Public Relations lady (PR) of a publishing firm went to a Sunday noontime show for a video shoot of a popular teenage drama actress (DA) who was part of the publishing's Style Awards event. Time of shoot was decided on by DA and her handler (H), and PR complied.

At the agreed time and place, DA gave instructions to H to move the shoot after the noontime show. H then relayed the message to PR. Although disgusted, PR conceded and waited with her group. When the show finally ended, PR was so relieved, but not for long 'though. On the orders of DA, PR was informed by H that DA forgot about her rehearsal for a weekend variety show of a popular star. And it had to be the priority at that point vis a vis the video shoot. PR and her group were obviously annoyed upon hearing this. The long wait they had earlier had already consumed them all - literally and figuratively, and the thought that they would be again subjected to another round of time killing was just too much. For after all, it was DA who made them come for the early morning shoot, but they were too helpless to even complain. Finally, the much-delayed shoot took off at past seven in the evening.

It takes great sacrifice to keep one's work. But given the kind of people you are made to deal with everyday, it takes greater sacrifice and commitment to love it.

Do you know who DA is?

Fashion PULIS at Saturday, May 12, 2012

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Hindi ba happy si Kuya?
by Dapat Lang/Pete G. AMpoloquio, Jr. May 8, 2012 Remate

GABI-GABI naming pinanonood ang top-rating soap na ‘to sa isang sikat na network.

At lagi na, aming napupunang the matinee idol of twenty years ago has considerable aged while her favorite leading-lady has awesomely maintained her appealing good looks.

Why is that so?

Hindi ba happily married si Kuya?

In stark contrast, the not-so-young actress looks youthful and drop dead gorgeous!

Por que?

Well, it’s hard to become too presumptuous but it appears that the aging actor hasn’t found the kind of happiness and contentment that his fave leading-lady of 20 years ago has been able to find.

May ganon? Hahahahahahaha!

No further comments!

Matinee idol - Richard Gomez

Not-so-young actress - Dawn Zulueta.

Sigurado contento si Goma kay Lucy, dyosa din naman si Lucy. He looks his age, hindi nagpapabata. Siguro lagi si Richard sa labas naglalaro ng sports like golf at hindi siya nagpapabotox baka mawala ang facial expressions tulad ng ibang actors na parang pinalantsa ang mukha.

[tea_drinker]

Pepperoni
by Ronnie Carrasco III
Friday, May 11, 2012
Pinoy Parazzi

BLIND ITEM: May pagkamaselan ang aming paksa tungkol sa ngayo’y hiwalay nang magnobyo, kaya instead of dwelling on their identities ay mas iha-highlight namin ang ilang nakalulungkot na kaganapan in their not-so-happier times of togetherness.

Kababaeng tao ni D, pero siya pa raw pala ang gumagastos sa kanyang dyowang si J to think na mas malakas rumaket ang boylet. At the height of their affair, binalak ng magdyowa to take a European vacation, ang pamasahe papunta sa isa sa mga bansa roon ay iniharbat ni D mula sa kanyang ama.

Kamukat-mukat, ikinansela pala ni J ang kanilang biyahe at the last minute, ang nai-refund niyang airfare ay kinanya na niya. Tuloy, sinisingil si J ng ama ni D.

Hindi lang daw ‘yon, ani D, ang pag-uugaling kabutas-butas sa kanyang dyowa. Isang sunog ang naganap umano sa mismong silid-tulugan ni D, kung saan natupok ang kanyang kama habang himbing na natutulog. Bagama’t wala namang matin-ding pinsala ang tinamo ni D, in fairness, sumaklolo naman daw si J sa pinangyarihan ng sakuna.

Takang-taka pa raw si J kung bakit napalilibutan ng maraming tao ang tirahan ni D. Nang malaman daw ni J na nakaligtas sa insidente si D ay parang nanghinayang pa siya, dapat daw ay nasawi na raw ang nobya.

When told about D and J’s unpleasant romance, we instantly dismissed it as a ****-and-bull story, in short, mukhang produkto lang ng imahinasyon. Sa mababaw kasing pagkakakilala namin kay J, malayo sa kanyang aura na may kakayahan siyang ituring na parang bakla ang dyowa niyang babaeng-babae.

Trauma kung tutuusin ang karanasang ito para kay D, ewan kung nais pa rin niyang manatili sa bansa.

D - Daiana Menezes
J - GB Sampedro

Daiana Menezes recalls fire that razed her condo; reveals relationship with director GB Sampedro is "over"
Rommel Gonzales
Wednesday, February 22, 2012 @ 06:32PM | PEP

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Lokal na babaeng pinuno, sumailalim sa pagpapa-botox?
Written by Ronnie Carrasco III
Friday, 11 May 2012 Hataw!

IN an obvious political campaign material under the guise of an ordinary TVC (TV commercial) ay ipinagmamalaki ng isang dating lokal na babaeng pinuno ang itinatag niyang foundation para sa kapakinabangan ng kanyang mga nasasakupan noon.

Her term may have ended, pero patuloy pa rin naman ang kanyang mga proyektong pangkabuhayan. Wala ring duda that when she was in public office ay katuwang niya ang kanyang asawa in realizing her lofty dream for her constituents.

Pero sa kanyang paulit-ulit na commercial spots na ating napapanood (just imagine how much money is spent on advertising, wala pa man ang eleksiyon na target niyang sungkitin ang ngayo’y puwesto ng kanyang mister), kapansin-pansin na tulad ng ilang mga banidosang aktres ay sumailalim din siya sa botox.

Halata kasing bibig na lang niya ang gumagalaw, pero ang kanyang magkabilang pisngi ay wala na ni katiting na twitch o pagkilos. Da who si ma’am na may dyunakis na nagso-showbiz din via a variety show?

Isyogo na lang natin siya sa neymsung na “Vinya Cellular”!

• dating lokal na babaeng pinuno, "VC" - dating Las Piñas Rep. Cynthia Villar
• proyektong pangkabuhayan, with TVC - Cynthia Villar Foundation
• mister - Senador Manny Villar
• may dyunakis na nagso-showbiz din via a variety show - Camille Villar, co-host sa "Will Time Big Time" (TV5)

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Parang nagpapalit lang ng underwear kung magpalit ng boyfriend
by Dapat Lang/Pete G. AMpoloquio, Jr. May 10, 2012 Remate

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HAHAHAHA! How so very amusing naman this not-so-young actress when it comes to her oh-so-colorful lovelife.

Nu’ng una, ang impression nang nakararami ay head-over-heels in love siya with her Brapanese boyfriend.

Ang ongoing tsika noon ay more than willing daw siyang maging young sugar mommy ng kanyang gwaping na boyfriend.

Ang kaso, bumisita lang sa kanilang homeland ang paparu niya, bigla na lang siyang nawalan nang gana and all of a sudden, off-line na pala sila.

How shocking indeed! Hahahahahahahaha!

Ganon lang ba kadaling magpalit ng paparu ang aktres na ‘to considering the fact that she’s not getting any younger?

Ang shocking Asia, she now supposedly has a new flame and the guy she’s presently having an intimate relationship with happens to be a good actor, admittedly, but someone who’s very much wanting of hygiene. Hakhakhak!

Imagine, he would allegedly report on the set of the indie movie he was doing then without having to wash his face and brush his teeth at all?

Hahahahahahahaha!

How so kadirs! Hahahahahahaha!

Imagine, doing a love scene without having to brush your teeth yet and smelling of dried saliva on the side.

Isn’t that simply yucky and obnoxious? Hakhakhak!

Kung gaano raw kabango at kalinis sa katawan ang ex ng aktres, siya namang pagkaburara ng kanyang bagong papa.

Isn’t that inordinately repulsive, dear? Hahahahahahahaha!

Ang say naman ng mga intrigero, at least naman daw, circumcised itong ikalawa kahit na tamaderong maligo. Hahahahaha!

Tamadera raw maligo, o! Hahahahahahaha!

Meaning, the other one was Pocholo Avila? Hahahahaha!

Yuck! How so kadirs naman ever. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Anyhow, if ever it’s true that her ex was uncircumcised, ‘yan ba ang dahilan kung bakit mas feel na lang niyang tamad maligo itong ikalawa after all, his penis doesn’t smell of stale urine at all. Hahahahahaha!

Yuck! Hahahahahahahahaha!

‘Yun na!

Besides, he’s reportedly well endowed. Hakhakhak!

Plus factor ba ‘yun sa isang relasyon? Hahahahahahaha!

I suppose so! Hakhakhak!

• not-so-young actress - Heart Evangelista
• her Brapanese boyfriend; dating more than willing daw siyang maging young sugar mommy ng kanyang gwaping na boyfriend; bumisita lang sa kanilang homeland ang paparu niya, bigla na lang siyang nawalan nang gana and all of a sudden, off-line na pala sila - Daniel Matsunaga
• new flame and the guy she’s presently having an intimate relationship with happens to be a good actor, admittedly, but someone who’s very much wanting of hygiene - Sid Lucero

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Imbudo pero ‘di makalimutan ang que sabrosong nota! (Hahahaha!)
by Dapat Lang/Pete G. AMpoloquio, Jr. May 8, 2012 Remate

NAKATATAWA naman ang mga intriga sa not-so-young actress/teevee host na ‘to.

Ang tsika, imbudo raw talaga siya sa mga ginawa ng isang not-so-young but hunky actor na tipong feeling daw niya’y pinaglaruan lang siya.

Ang sabi, every bit of her soul is supposedly craving for the kind of justice that she deserves.

Ang kaso, contradictory ang feelings niya.

A part of her would crave for justice while the other part is still hopelssly in love with him. Hahahahahaha!

Nalaman na nga niya ang katotohanan pero hindi pa rin niya magawang kamuhian nang buung-buo ang dating papa na deep inside ay alam niyang mama rin. Hahahahahahahaha!

How gross!

Ang totoo niyan, with all the men running after her, she could not completely eradicate their intimate moments, along with those haunting memories of blissful nights of intimacy.

Pinipilit niyang kalimutan pero lagi na’y ramdam niya ang notes payable ni papa (papa raw talaga, o! Hakhakhak!) na medyo discolored (discolored daw talaga, o! Hahahahahaha!) pero soo taba and oohhh, sooo haba. Hahahahaha!

Tienes na closet queen daw si papa pero in the few occasions that they did it together, ramdam daw talaga niya ang intensity nito in bed. Hahahahahahaha!

She was not a vestal virgin when they met and yet, his penis was so palpably huge, she could still feel it going through her vaginal opening down deep into her very soul. Hahahahahahahaha!

Sayang na kadakuan, daku rin daw kasi ang hanap ni papa. Hahahahahahaha!

‘Yun na!

• not-so-young actress/teevee host - KC Concepcion
• not-so-young but hunky actor; sayang na kadakuan, daku rin daw kasi ang hanap ni papa - Piolo Pascual

[PaPi2010]

FEMALE celeb, biktima ng paninira ni malditang AKTRES!
Ruel Mendoza
SATURDAY, MAY 12, 2012
ABANTE ONLINE


Umiiwas nga na makita ng female celebrity na ito ang isang malditang aktres dahil sa mga paninirang ginagawa nito sa kanya.

Tama lang daw na siya na lang ang umiwas dahil kapag nagkita sila ay baka kung ano pang gawin niya sa malditang aktres at baka pagsisihan pa niya sa bandang huli.


Kaya tuwing may event kung saan siya imbitado, tinatanong niya kung imbitado ba ang malditang aktres.

Kung present daw ito, hindi siya pupunta para lang maiwasan niya ito. Kung hindi naman daw ito pupunta, dadalo siya dahil kampante siya na wala siyang masasaktan sa naturang event.


Nagsimula ngang magkaibigan sina female celebrity at malditang aktres. Marami ang nagsasabi kay female celebrity na mag-ingat siya sa pagiging BFF niya sa malditang aktres dahil baka one day ay siya ang maging biktima nito.


Hindi nga naniwala si female celebrity na gaganunin siya ni malditang aktres dahil super close daw sila at pati na ang mga mahal nila sa buhay.


Pero naganap na nga ang hindi inaasahan ni female celebrity. Nakarating sa kanya ang mga paninira ni malditang aktres sa kanya. Hindi lang daw isa or dalawang tao ang nagsabi sa kanya kundi marami sila at iisa lang ang mga sinasabi nila na sinabi raw ng malditang aktres.


Simula noon ay umiwas na si female celebrity kay malditang aktres. Hindi na niya kinumpronta ito dahil wala rin daw mangyayari. Baka siya pa ang lumabas na masama.


Kaya pinaramdam na lang ni female celebrity na wala na siyang interest na kasama o kausapin pa si malditang aktres.


Kung nakinig lang daw siya sa mga tunay niyang kaibigan, hindi raw sana siya nakipag-close sa isang tao na sisiraan lang pala siya sa bandang huli.

[PaPi2010]

Anak ng pulitiko, mahilig sa artista
By THE HECKLER
MAY 12, 2012 SATURDAY
ABANT TONITE

Mahilig talaga sa artista ang anak ng isang high-profile politician.

Matapos ang hiwalayan nila ni Young Actress 1, nauugnay ngayon si lalaki kay Young Actress 2.

Masalimuot ang pinanggalingang relasyon ni YA2. For a while ay na-link rin si YA2 sa isang ‘di katangkarang aktor na napaglipasan na ng kasikatan.

Nagsisimula pa lang ang relasyon nina YA2 at ng anak ng pulitiko. It’s too early to tell kung magtatagal ang kanilang espesyal na pagtitinginan.

Samantala, walang balita sa lovelife ni YA1 bagama’t na-link rin ang pangalan nito sa anak ng isa pang pulitiko.

Sino si YA2? Mababasa ang pangalan niya sa slam book.

Sino naman ang rumored boyfriend niya ngayon na anak ng isang pulitiko? Itago na lang natin siya sa code name na Ignacio Natividad.

[PaPi2010]

Senador masamang magutom
Dindo Matining
MAY 12, 2012 SATURDAY
ABANTE TONITE

Iba talaga kapag nagugutom na ang isang miyembro ng Upper Congress, kumukunot na ang noo at nakasimangot.

Ito ang naobserbahan sa senador na ito sa isang committee hearing kamakailan sa Senado kung saan nabuwisit ito nang hindi agad siya nabigyan ng meryenda ng mga waiter.

Nabatid na habang nakikinig sa diskusyunan ang mambabatas na ito sa isang hearing sa Senado, panay naman ang lingon nito sa mga waiter na noong oras na iyon ay nagsisilbi na ng refreshment sa mga guests ng hearing.

Napatakam pa nga ang mambabatas na ito dahil mukhang favorite nito ang macaroni na may kasama pang fried chicken.

Akala ng solon, uunahin silang mga mambabatas subalit inuna ng mga waiter ang mga guests, kaya naman nakakunot ang noo ito at napakamot din ng kanyang ulo.

Sa pangalawang dating ng meryenda, inakala ng solon na siya na ang bibigyan ng mga waiter subalit muli na naman siyang nalagpasan at ibinigay sa ibang mga guests.

Dahil doon, tuluyan nang sumimangot ang solon at nagtanong na lamang sa guest sa naturang pagdinig.

Clue: Malaki ang bodega ng solon na ito kaya madaling magutom. May letrang L ito sa kanyang pangalan as in “laging” gutom si senator.

[PaPi2010]

Hitsura ng hosto kay papa (Hahahahahaha!)
by Dapat Lang/Pete G. AMpoloquio, Jr. May 12, 2012



LIVE-IN na silang dalawa. I mean, ang brown-skinned dancer/actress na ‘to na noo’y nagrireyna sa production outfit ng manager niyang purdoy na sa ngayon dahil daw sa bisyo.

Sad naman. Mabait naman kasi ang kanyang dating lady manager na ang siyete’y nalulong daw sa sugal.

Anyhow, the dancer/actress is now under a new talent management and indications point to the fact that she’s doing well, albeit, not as fabulous as before.

Whatever, happiness seems to be perpetually etched on her gypsy-looking face.

Ang siyete, live-in na raw ang thirtyish na dancer/actress at ang object ng kanyang affection ay isang male starlet na mukhang arabo ang dating.

Mukhang Arabo raw ang dating, o! Hahahahahahahaha! At kapag Arabo, you already know the salient point I’m hinting at. Hahahahahahahaha!

Appetizingly daks siya siyempre. Hahahahahahaha!

No wonder, our subject is ostensibly smug about her situation in the business even if her career is visibly far from its former sparkle and status.

Pa’no naman, super happy si mama sa bonggacious na sex life niya sa piling ni papa.Hahahahaha!

Say ng mga tsismosa, pagdating daw ng morenang dancer/singer/actress from her physically tiring taping session, naka-ready na raw ang lafang courtesy of her very ideal lover.

After eating, it’s time for her to eat a different kind of dish, but not after papa has given her a sensuous massage. Hahahahahahahaha!

Siyempre naman, while she’s being massaged, naka-t-back lang daw si papa at prominent talaga ang bukol ng katilam-tilam na crotch nito (ooohlalaaaaah! Hahahahaha!) na nagpapawala siyempre sa stress ni mama sa magdamagang taping na kadalasa’y inaabot ng madaling araw.

Hahahahahahaha!

Tired as she is with her enervating job, all tension and fatigue would vanish on thin air with her lover’s expert hands that sinuously rejuvenates her tired body and heavily fatigued mind.

Siyempre, ang finale ay pu*ssy eating churva.

pus*sy eating churva raw, o! Hahahahahahaha!

Natatawag daw talaga lahat halos ng santo ng girlalu lalo na’t at work na talaga ang probing tongue ni papa sa kanyang clitz. Hahahahahaha!

Now you know the reason why this woman appears to be too complacent and does not have any complain with her life at the moment. With her lover around to keep her moving and on her toes when the goings get rough, what does she need other men for? Hahahahahahahahaha!

Dakota na (tsalap!tsalap!tsalap! Hahahahaha!), gwapo pa, que sabroso pa kung romomansa.

Hahahahahahaha!

‘Yun na!

[haberdasher]

Matinee idol - Richard Gomez

Not-so-young actress - Dawn Zulueta.

Sigurado contento si Goma kay Lucy, dyosa din naman si Lucy. He looks his age, hindi nagpapabata. Siguro lagi si Richard sa labas naglalaro ng sports like golf at hindi siya nagpapabotox baka mawala ang facial expressions tulad ng ibang actors na parang pinalantsa ang mukha.

richard actually looks good now .. he has matured na and lalaki naman sha so anong hanap nila? compare mo naman ke albert martinez na nagpabanat ata ang weird tuloy ng itsura nya compared dati

[PaPi2010]

Rushes
By: the Entertainment staff

Philippine Daily Inquirer
May 12, 2012

Brats from hell terrorize sets of major studios

Seems they really start ’em young in the biz. Child Star bullied young extras on the set of a high-profile project. The studio couldn’t reprimand CS, who is the star of the project.

Pint-sized Performer, from a rival studio, was seen dining in a restaurant one weekend.

A mole was shocked to witness PP’s rudeness. PP kept screaming and running all over the place while the elders just sat there, helpless, because the unwieldy kid is the breadwinner.

We detect a disturbing pattern here.

Congenital troublemaker

Handsome Hunk has been naughty since childhood. Close Relative says HH’s parents were often called to the principal’s office because the kid was a troublemaker.

Seems HH hasn’t outgrown those childhood high-jinks. Even as an adult, HH has the nasty rep of being quite the rabble-rouser. Or is HH just forever, uh, young?

Congenital liar

According to Former Boss, Scandalous Personality is a congenital liar.

Once, as a teener, SP didn’t want to report for work. SP ordered Frightened Underling to make a mess in the lavatory on the set of a big project.

Then SP offered FU’s “creation” to Stunned Director as proof of disease.

The taping was canceled and SD went malling. As luck would have it, SD bumped into SP, who was arm-in-arm with Cute Boyfriend.

Small but terrible

Show biz insiders have always found Diminutive Coworker a tad arrogant.

Perhaps it’s because DC has a lot to prove, like other famous Lilliputians Napoleon and Hitler.

For someone who acts smart, DC is quite stupid, related Famous Colleague.

FC pointed out that DC can’t seem to follow instructions. Maybe it’s a case of selective hearing. DC hears only DC.


Turnoff

Sexy Starlet and friends had a meeting with Controversial Personality. Things didn’t go well between SS and CP.

Determined to impress guests, CP had pulled out all the stops. SS was turned off and thought CP too arrogant.

“CP must be covering up a deep insecurity from a lousy childhood,” SS quipped. “All the wealth in the world can’t compensate for lack of manners.”

[PaPi2010]

Virginal on the outside, heavily damaged on the inside
Saturday, 12 May 2012 16:41 Pete Ampoloquio Jr. & Peter Ledesma / Sizzling Bits

THIS not-so-young actress acts as if she is simply beyond reproach, this generation’s version of the coy and tragically sentimental heroine of José Rizal’s highly acclaimed novel Noli Me Tangere.

The word, however, is that she was allegedly into pre-marital sex long before she became a star.

The supposed unvarnished truth is that when she was nothing but an ambitious starlet at the TV network she’s presently under contract with, she used to be a habitué at the condo of this young actor and would stay there until he was ready to report for his tapings and other professional commitments.

The father of the young actor was naturally appalled with her brazen ways but he chose to zip his mouth, for the young actor was already the family’s bread winner since the father had long retired from his banking days in the Binondo, Manila, area.

You could just imagine how happy the father was when the not-so-young actress became popular and got smitten with a hunky actor a lot older than his son—and a lot wiser, too, it turns out!

The funny thing is that the delusional not-so-young actress appears to not show a modicum of recognition every time the father gets to see her at the TV network where both his son and the aging actress work.

In her distorted frame of mind, she no longer wants to be identified with the young actor since she believes that she’s now the more popular and more sought-after personality and the guy has practically become a loser.

How cold and calculating can you get.

Anyway, bad karma seems to hound her like the plague for the actor she has fallen in love with happens to be a Nokia, very user-friendly.

For quite some time now, she’s been showering him with some very expensive gifts but the marriage proposal she has been hankering for seems destined to be forever a pipe dream.

Considering that the guy is almost in his 40s and is very much of the marrying age, he seems not to show a modicum of interest in marrying the aging actress who’s head-over-heels in love with him.

So much so that in a moment of sheer desperation, she tried to become pregnant but, unfortunately for her, he vetoed the idea. What choice do you think it left her?

How so very sad.

[PaPi2010]

Gross Comedian



Performer (P) was already doing the rounds of the comedy bars when showbiz lured him because of his funny and witty antics. P has appeared in comedies, dramas, and variety shows of his network. At a certain point, P became the favorite flavor of a singer host and P was made a sort of co-host/performer in her show. However, P has had his own share of controversies and he even got the ire of a veteran writer/host.

At any rate, stories of his unkempt habits have circulated. Take what happened in a press conference. In one recent incident, the interviewers were turned off when P came to a presscon without bothering to clean his nose. “YUCK!” was exactly the reaction of the people who saw his nose. The presscon was quite intimate with the interviewers gathering close to P and other performers. Some interviewers were so uncomfortable that they refused to look at P. They wondered why P did not notice that people were avoiding looking at him even if he was so passionate in answering their questions and why P did not at all feel something was dangling out of his nose. YUCK!

Do you know who the gross comedian is?

Fashion PULIS at Sunday, May 13, 2012