Gash ang hirap paniwaalan na si Ricky Belmonte itich tapos siya pa yung beki. Lalake ang dating niya sa akin with his mustache and laki ng katawan tapos beki. Sinetch yung banker? Hindi naman banker si Danny Dolor. Ang alam ketch culture and arts patron siya.Nagimbal Si Misis Sa Pagpapa-Oranggetch Ni Papa Sa Mismong Matrimonial Bed Nila!
ni Pete Ampoloquio Jr., Remate
THEIR marriage was the envy of so many people in the business.
And why not? It was a union supposedly made in heaven. Gwaping at eskalera kasi ang kagwapuhan ni papa samantalang gandara naman si mama.
At any rate, dahil nagkaroon ng mga bagong talent sa show business, naapektuhan nang husto ang career ng mag-asawa kaya for the love of survival, pumatol si mister sa isang opulent gay banker.
Bagama’t hindi naman tan*ga si misis, deadma na lang siya. Tutal naman, the gay paramour in question happened to be the pradigm of magnanimity and a most caring person to boot.
Hindi lang si mister ang pinakisamahan niya kundi maging si misis whom he magnanimously showered with super-fab material gifts.
It was a set-up that the wife was most uncomfortable with at first but one that she got accustomed to and eventually tolerated.
Edukado naman kasi ang vaklushi and was most generous with his wealth and material possessions.
To make a long story short, time went by and one day, na-pack-up ang shoot ni misis, she went home earlier than the usual expectation of the husband who was not working then but was staying in the house most of the time.
Ganon na lang daw ang pagkagimbal ni misis nang pag-akyat niya sa kwarto nila ni mister ay maulinigan niyang parang may kachurvahan si papa.
Dahil sa tindi ng impact ng kanilang syongkangan (syongkangan daw, o! Hahahaha!), di na namalayan ni mister na nakabukas pala ang pinto ng kanilang kwartong mag-asawa at nangatal talaga si misis sa kanyang nakita.
My God! naka-victory Joe raw si mister habang binabanatan sa anus ng kanilang oo nga’t di naman kagwapuhang drib pero bata naman at esklaera ang nota kaya ungol to-the-max pa si papa na mama palang talaga. Hahahahahahaha!
You could just imagine how the wife must have felt when she saw the ribald scene unfold right before her very eyes.
Right then and there ay nag-impake siya and after a couple of days, off she went to the US of A never to return again.
The husband was all the more despondent when her daughter left him afterward to join her mom in the States.
If the purveyors of gossips are to be believed, shakira rin daw si ate nang matuklasan niyang ang paparu niyang bagets ay nahada rin ni fadir!
Oh, my God! Di raw talaga kinaya ni ate ang mga yosi-kadiring kaganapan kaya biglang nag-fly na rin siya sa Tate at bumalik lang sa Pinas when her dad passed away, not to mourn his death but to go back to her showbiz career whom she’d been missing when she stayed in the States for many a good year.
Up to now, parang hindi pa rin daw mapatawad ni ate ang kanyang fadir lalo na’t ibinenta supposedly nito ang kanilang bahay nang walang pasintabi sa kanila.
Oh, well, it’s been years since the actor passed away but the actress who’s now a mother to boot and separated from her Fil-Am husband seems not to find forgiveness in her heart.
Ang nakababaliw pa, ‘yung sordid love story ng kanyang mga magulang ay tipong nangyari rin daw sa kanya.
Could it be true?
Oh, well, only God knows for sure.
How hurting if not out and out tragic.
Sinetch yung paparu ni Sheryl Cruz? Don't tell me si Romnick.