Lady|GaGa: Hooker of Pop Music [Haus of GaGa |Thread VII]

[cutthroaty]

ayyy ilang oras ka umeffort dito te?

baka napag iwanan ka na ng panahon ateng ilan taon ka na pala para magkaalaman na...

i asked my mom about mdna and she said, "para lang naman yang britney spears nung panahon namin si Mdna kung kumanta.."

#mylastpostaboutthis on lady gaga thread

Hay ineng.. I like 69 & you're clearly 5.

And.. well.. there's proof right there that your mother never had or never will have a future in music analysis.. And, truly, there's NO accounting for taste (or obvious lack thereof) of even some mothers

As to time & effort spent.. keri lang at para di masayang ang "effort" ko, eto..

BASAHIN MO PA PARA MATUTUNAN MO!

Now, let me TUTOR you on the intricacies of POP ART and how things work as artists..

1st.

The Marilyn Thing.

Madonna at the outset TALKED heavily about Marilyn in her work and how the Marilyn image and the archetype associated with her image intrigued her. So, from the start, Madonna was UPFRONT. But, the POP ARTIST that Madonna is, she was not content on showing Marilyn images-- w/c is actually FINE as Madonna is a POP STAR appropriating a MOVIESTAR'S image in her work. Madonna upended the Marilyn image and turned its meaning drastically, from one of being a VICTIM (w/c Gaga tries to bring back to get sympathy for herself-- w/c is a discussion for later) into one of POWER and SELF-DIRECTION. When we see the Madonna-Marilyn, we see the BOMBSHELL becoming the holder of sexual power, instead of the "male eyes or gaze" that traditionally controls her. That's why chauvinist males & self-loathing females (esp. in media) HATE Madonna.. coz she's not only truly sexy, she has BALLS. Bigger balls than most of them.

Besides, the Marilyn image ITSELF was fashioned after the original blond bombshel: Jean Harlow.. W/c is more the copycat thing coz Harlow was also a moviestar.


What Madonna did with Marilyn is akin to what Andy Warhol did with the Campbell's soup can.

This is the real can (although a much recent one)

And here's a Pop Art take of Warhol of the can


As you see, the can was designed by SOMEONE.. but Warhol recontextualized it on painting to give it a whole new meaning, a different dimension totally separate from the original designer's. Thus Warhol was NOT copycatting on the can's designer. KUHA MO?

Bring that to Gaga who copies from ANOTHER pop star; using a pop star's appropriation for her own. And Gaga is so DISHONEST about it, saying she did it by herself and talks as if SHE created what she "created". WTF.

That, dear monsters.. is what separates Madonna from the real copycat ways of Gaga. Caca just... COPIES. End of.

Kuha mo?

2. The Kylie thing

As EVERYONE knows, Kylie is one of the early Madonna wannabes. The good thing was that she's always been HONEST about it, about copying Madonna. She's a true fan. (She even tweeted recently a giddy good luck to Madonna for the MDNA tour premier!).. Kylie KEPT on doing homages to M in her shows and M returned the favor by wearing Kylie shirts and doing Kylie homages of her own. Thus there was a FRIENDLY back and forth. All in fun, all in awareness.

But.. LOL.. mongsters are so eager to catch on ANY hint of Madonna ripping off others that they totally lose the plot.. and show their MASSIVE ignorance of history and art.

Dearies.. what Kylie did on the Aphrodite Tour was GRECIAN THEMED: you know, ancient classical GREECE. The Greece of mythologic gods & goddesses. Look at the costumes! What Madonna did on the SB was pseudo-historical: EGYPT IN THE ROMAN ERA w/ a twist.. particularly, CLEOPATRA ENTERING ROME. M was doing more a Liz Taylor! Duh.

Now, quick, scan your encyclopedias or google and notice the difference between Roman/Egyptian vs. Greek!!

[JunreyCio]

Hello!! I'm back... for a while

Sige.. let's start your liberation from the tyranny of Caca's fraudulence!

PERFECT ka nga bilang alagad ni Reductive! Gaya nya, puro EXCUSES!!!

Dearie.. Sabi ng Tita ko .. noon uso din ang piracy.. eto o:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...px-Elcaset.jpg

Before, LPs or CDs are cost-prohibitive & sometimes not available

Now, one can buy at home... & cheaply

Again:
True Blue- 30M sold; 3 BB Hot 100 #1s; (then) RECORD 28 countries @ #1
BTW- 5.6M sold; 1 BB H100 #1; #1 in 21 countries

WALA pa sa kalingkingan ng accomplishments ni Madonna yang sa SINUNGALING mong idolo

who said na walang piracy dati? of course meron din, pero di katindi ng piracy ngayon. At present, pwede kanang magkaroon ng copy ng album without spending any $.

ok. let's say na di nagbago ang bentahan ng album 2 decades ago and at present, then how come your fave from a 30M seller, naging 1M seller nalang?? does it mean na SUPER LAOS na talaga sya??

Yep, VERY fair comparison.. M on Norton= 4M viewers frm usual 2M; Caca on OPRAH = 800k viewers!

still.. two different shows. try again.

To TUTOR you on the business of music.. The MDNA redemption "promo" was a promo to the converted: meaning, it was for CORE FANS who will buy it anyway. Gets mo? REAL album promo is to go out to MASS MEDIA (awards shows, day or late night talk shows, variety & competition shows, etc.-- like what Caca & Lionel Richie did, nonstop) so that you'd reach more CASUAL FANS who are integral to making an album/song a TRUE HIT.

As a result of Madonna not doing the TV rounds, awareness saturation for her album was low beyond her base/core market.

Haaay.. mga lil monsters talaga..

Pero grabe, wala talagang tatalo sa Amazon 99cents sleazefest!.. REVOLUTIONARY kasi BB changed its policies to fight charts shadiness as a result!

Blahhh blahhhh.. andami mong palusot te!!

ano daw?? wala nang tatalo sa 99 cents deal?? PHOOOTANG INA MO!!! Nakalimutan mo na ang 41cents Amazon deal ng MDNA!!!?? Binenta na nga for 41 fucking cents, but still- super mega FLOP parin!!!

It’s hard being a Pop megastar. Yet, that much harder when you’re one who can no longer sell.

Tsaka..

Asa ka pa sa Caca Superbowl.. May 1-way ticket na kaya sya sa LAOS. .. at kung ganito lang ang ipapakita nya

http://i.imgur.com/IYyiJ.gif

MANGINIG KA NA!

let's see..

[JunreyCio]

NapakaSINUNGALING at napakaEKSAHERADA talaga!!!

Pwede di nya alam what "concussion" means.. (it directly affects the brain itself and not just the structure/tissues surrounding the skull) or nabukol lang & she's squeezing it for all its melodramatic worth.

San ka naman ang MAKE-UP artist pa ang nag-confirm ng karamdaman nya at 'di doktor!

But wait... wait... She was hit in the HEAD, right?

Then WTF IS THIS DRAMA???!

https://p.twimg.com/AvKOJYeCIAAHbOh.jpg:large

How on EARTH does she have "BLACK EYES"?? Binugbog ba sya sa backstage???

But, lo the Lil Monsters: "Pooooor mother monster! She's willing to DIE for us!

Hahahahahahaha!

who said na BLACK EYES ang mga yan?? Kung meron mang sinungalin at eksaherada dito, ikaw yon ateng!!

If fave mo ang nagkaganun, baka ICU na kaagad ang bagsak ng lola mo..

[Uinen]

Who is cutthroaty?



Madonna can't sing well, such an average voice, magaling pa Charice.

[bjornpetty]

I also remember Gaga guesting in Norton show where she and cuMadrona both received dolls from their fans..

cuMadrona was like, "not bad,"

but Gaga, "This is so cute! Thank you so much, I know this took you a long time. Can I give you a kiss?"

Moral of the story?

I would NEVER and will NEVER be a fan of a cunt!

[cutthroaty]

who said na walang piracy dati? of course meron din, pero di katindi ng piracy ngayon. At present, pwede kanang magkaroon ng copy ng album without spending any $.

ok. let's say na di nagbago ang bentahan ng album 2 decades ago and at present, then how come your fave from a 30M seller, naging 1M seller nalang?? does it mean na SUPER LAOS na talaga sya??



still.. two different shows. try again.



Blahhh blahhhh.. andami mong palusot te!!

ano daw?? wala nang tatalo sa 99 cents deal?? PHOOOTANG INA MO!!! Nakalimutan mo na ang 41cents Amazon deal ng MDNA!!!?? Binenta na nga for 41 fucking cents, but still- super mega FLOP parin!!!

It’s hard being a Pop megastar. Yet, that much harder when you’re one who can no longer sell.



let's see..

In 1986.. pwede ka magkaron ng copy ng WHOLE album WITHOUT spending a dime. So... Pfffft!!! Puro excuses!

Still: True Blue- 30+M in sales; BTW- 5.6M in sales.

At WHAT 41 cents Amazon deal??? For a single or for the album?? Hahahhaah.. Or, are you referring to a 3rd party who sold his/her COPY of the single/album he/she ALREADY PAID FOR IN FULL? Getz mo??

Kasi naman.. That's what we call "grasping at straws".. kahit saan-saan ka nalang kumukuha ng kabaliwan.. maybe from your azz! kawawa ka naman! LOL

Inday, di ba nga DAHIL sa pagka-MEGA CHEATER ng idolo mo, Billboard CHANGED its rules, that grossly UNDERPRICED music WILL NOT BE CREDITED TO CHARTS PERFORMANCE? .. So walang pakinabang si M sa 41 cents deal KUNO kasi 1. RESELLING yan at 2. Mega underpriced. Kuha mo?

haaay.. kaya siguro notorious na mga lil mongsters sa pagka ewan. Eto daw yung typical Cranial Xray nila eh:





At talagang mahirap maging pop megastar... lalong-lao na kung STALKER at MEGA-WANNABE ka ni Madonna.. kaya laging PALPAK at katatawanan ang dating mo.. gaya nito..

Madonna, Queen of Pop:


Reductive, Madonna-wannabe Queef of Pop:


As Cherie Gil said (prophetically to Caca): You're NOTHING but a THIRD RATE, TRYING HARD COPYCAT!!

Hahahahahaha

[cutthroaty]

who said na BLACK EYES ang mga yan?? Kung meron mang sinungalin at eksaherada dito, ikaw yon ateng!!

If fave mo ang nagkaganun, baka ICU na kaagad ang bagsak ng lola mo..

Hahahahahahaha!

PRECISELY hindi yun BLACK EYE(s) kasi sa ulo naman sya nauntog!.. Unless she has a REVOLUTIONARY condition that only Dr. House can solve!

Inday.. nagpa-make up yan sa kanyang MAKE-UP ARTIST NA FEELING DOKTOR ata (ngayon lang kasi ako nakakita ng isang makeup artist na nag-CONFIRM ng "concussion"! LOL) .. para mukha syang bugbog at kaawa awa pero nagpatuloy pa rin sa show!.. Per usual..para ibigin..

A REAL concussion would have PREVENTED her from continuing on with the show even if she wanted to. Now, that's a FACT.

Sadya siguro mahina lang pick up mo o madali ka lang talaga mauto.. kaya PERFECT minion/victim kayo ni Lady Xerox.

Inday.. Kawawa naman talga itsura ni Caca (well, to begin with ).. kasi din, sya na ata ang champion nonstop CRYING gurl and "woe-is-me-so-love-me" manipulation machine!

Kalohkah at bawat pagakakataon ata o bawat show... UMIIYAK!! O nagadadrama na kesyo ganyan kesyo ganito.. THE PROFESSIONAL VICTIM!

Kaya.. Madonna is so RIGHT to say "She's Not Me" (coz M NEVER ever played the victim.. much less do it on a regular basis)

How very Gloria or Corona of Caca!... Well, both are LIARS so she's in perfect company!

Within 2 or 3 years, Caca has flooded through a lifetime's worth of crying..

And her kakosa sa kadramahan




Jaded... Jaded.. Jaded... Manipulative KUNTS

[cutthroaty]

Who is cutthroaty?
http://i836.photobucket.com/albums/z...9daac59b_z.jpg


Madonna can't sing well, such an average voice, magaling pa Charice.

I also remember Gaga guesting in Norton show where she and cuMadrona both received dolls from their fans..

cuMadrona was like, "not bad,"

but Gaga, "This is so cute! Thank you so much, I know this took you a long time. Can I give you a kiss?"

Moral of the story?

I would NEVER and will NEVER be a fan of a cunt!

Uhmm... psst... Madonna-- a no-nonsense person-- DOESN'T want a needy, non-thinking, co-dependent, victim "fan" like you, either.

Moral of story? YOU are not a loss! (a good riddance, in fact)

Speaking of morals... It's quite a SHAME that just coz your idol shows "sweetness", it's ok for you that she CONSISTENTLY lies, cheats, plagiarize, disrespects colleagues, or be a super douchebag..

How sad for you people..

It's very..

Anyway.. unfortunately.. I have to postpone again that promised piece on Caca's response to M's brilliant BTW diss.. However, that piece will surely be more action packed than this high school-ish amateur junk



Hahahahaha!

CIAO!

[JunreyCio]

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[JunreyCio]

In 1986.. pwede ka magkaron ng copy ng WHOLE album WITHOUT spending a dime. So... Pfffft!!! Puro excuses!

Still: True Blue- 30+M in sales; BTW- 5.6M in sales.

and still, BTW - 5.6M Sales, MDNA - 1.3M Sales. Both released in almost the same time. You say??

At WHAT 41 cents Amazon deal??? For a single or for the album?? Hahahhaah.. Or, are you referring to a 3rd party who sold his/her COPY of the single/album he/she ALREADY PAID FOR IN FULL? Getz mo??

and you're acting like Amazon didn't pay Gaga's label in full. tsk. Girl, read those forbes articles explaining the said deal. I see you're just mad coz your fave's latest album underperformed!

[JunreyCio]

Hahahahahahaha!

PRECISELY hindi yun BLACK EYE(s) kasi sa ulo naman sya nauntog!.. Unless she has a REVOLUTIONARY condition that only Dr. House can solve!

Inday.. nagpa-make up yan sa kanyang MAKE-UP ARTIST NA FEELING DOKTOR ata (ngayon lang kasi ako nakakita ng isang makeup artist na nag-CONFIRM ng "concussion"! LOL) .. para mukha syang bugbog at kaawa awa pero nagpatuloy pa rin sa show!.. Per usual..para ibigin..

A REAL concussion would have PREVENTED her from continuing on with the show even if she wanted to. Now, that's a FACT.

Sadya siguro mahina lang pick up mo o madali ka lang talaga mauto.. kaya PERFECT minion/victim kayo ni Lady Xerox.

Inday.. Kawawa naman talga itsura ni Caca (well, to begin with ).. kasi din, sya na ata ang champion nonstop CRYING gurl and "woe-is-me-so-love-me" manipulation machine!

Kalohkah at bawat pagakakataon ata o bawat show... UMIIYAK!! O nagadadrama na kesyo ganyan kesyo ganito.. THE PROFESSIONAL VICTIM!

Kaya.. Madonna is so RIGHT to say "She's Not Me" (coz M NEVER ever played the victim.. much less do it on a regular basis)

How very Gloria or Corona of Caca!... Well, both are LIARS so she's in perfect company!

Within 2 or 3 years, Caca has flooded through a lifetime's worth of crying..

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx...s0duo1_500.jpg
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx...vscno1_500.jpg
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt...jhqo9_1280.jpg
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt...jjhqo7_400.jpg

And her kakosa sa kadramahan

http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/files/2...rona-cries.jpg
http://globalbalita.com/wp-content/u...ona-crying.jpg

Jaded... Jaded.. Jaded... Manipulative KUNTS

Kasi naman.. That's what we call "grasping at straws".. kahit saan-saan ka nalang kumukuha ng kabaliwan.. maybe from your azz! kawawa ka naman! LOL

Inday, di ba nga DAHIL sa pagka-MEGA CHEATER ng idolo mo, Billboard CHANGED its rules, that grossly UNDERPRICED music WILL NOT BE CREDITED TO CHARTS PERFORMANCE? .. So walang pakinabang si M sa 41 cents deal KUNO kasi 1. RESELLING yan at 2. Mega underpriced. Kuha mo?

haaay.. kaya siguro notorious na mga lil mongsters sa pagka ewan. Eto daw yung typical Cranial Xray nila eh:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-bpsFYOdAYl...brain-1024.jpg



At talagang mahirap maging pop megastar... lalong-lao na kung STALKER at MEGA-WANNABE ka ni Madonna.. kaya laging PALPAK at katatawanan ang dating mo.. gaya nito..

Madonna, Queen of Pop:
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv...kenwo2_500.jpg

Reductive, Madonna-wannabe Queef of Pop:
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3vhwwLgG41r5swg5.jpg

As Cherie Gil said (prophetically to Caca): You're NOTHING but a THIRD RATE, TRYING HARD COPYCAT!!

Hahahahahaha

andami mong sinabi. I see you're really bothered with Gaga's existence huh!?..

Girl, bye! stay PRESSED!

[Thierry]

Lady Gaga, Zedd
Mall of Asia Arena

Manila, Philippines

May 21-22, 2012

$1,275,387

18,915 /
18,915

2 /
2

$367.18, $39.31

Live Nation Global Touring/Ovation Productions


http://www.billboard.biz/bbbiz/chart...ntboxscore.jsp

sold out pala ang dalawang concert nya dito ohhh.. kaso ang liit ng kinita..

oh at Manila being the lowest grossing Asian stop for BTW Ball. Bale yung $1.2 M na kinita dito ay equivalent to 4% lang nang overall Asian gross na $ 44M. Kung hindi pa nag-double date dito baka 1% or $500k lang ang kinita. Nahiya tuloy ako sa bansa natin. Tapos may paprotesta-protesta pa tayong nalalaman. Baka natrauma na at hindi na tuloy siya bumalik dito huhu NOOOOOOOO

[Thierry]

http://www.zmescience.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/specialk_logo_h.jpg

andami mong sinabi. I see you're really bothered with Gaga's existence huh!?..

Girl, bye! stay PRESSED!

yass dragging ha the ATRL way I see! LOL Junrey, doll, look at me. Let's not give this tacky, irrelevant and tragic troll anymore reason to post in here. We are class acts remember? We are so much better than this. (Now asan ba kasi ang reporting dito. Para mabigyan ng warning point at ma-banned na for good and for life. Hello, MODS? )

[luwibee]

Thierry, wag nalang patulan ang mga papansit dito sa therad.. Let's just respect both artist, no need to compare..sa mga Madonna fans, go back to Madonna thread..bakit kailangan pumunta dito? peace!

[luwibee]

yass dragging ha the ATRL way I see! LOL Junrey, doll, look at me. Let's not give this tacky, irrelevant and tragic troll anymore reason to post in here. We are class acts remember? We are so much better than this. (Now asan ba kasi ang reporting dito. Para mabigyan ng warning point at ma-banned na for good and for life. Hello, MODS? )

This.

[Uinen]

@cutthroaty

Truth hurts the most that madonna CAN'T SING hahaha! it's sad to see there are bunch of talented people than her that are not popular.

[JunreyCio]

oh at Manila being the lowest grossing Asian stop for BTW Ball. Bale yung $1.2 M na kinita dito ay equivalent to 4% lang nang overall Asian gross na $ 44M. Kung hindi pa nag-double date dito baka 1% or $500k lang ang kinita. Nahiya tuloy ako sa bansa natin. Tapos may paprotesta-protesta pa tayong nalalaman. Baka natrauma na at hindi na tuloy siya bumalik dito huhu NOOOOOOOO

nakoooo! wag naman sana... di pa ako nakapanood ng concert nya. gusto kong manood!!

yass dragging ha the ATRL way I see! LOL Junrey, doll, look at me. Let's not give this tacky, irrelevant and tragic troll anymore reason to post in here. We are class acts remember? We are so much better than this. (Now asan ba kasi ang reporting dito. Para mabigyan ng warning point at ma-banned na for good and for life. Hello, MODS? )

Sorry for that. Promise, last na yon. tsk.

[JunreyCio]

Semi naked Gaga hugging Taylor Kinney

they look sooooo cute.

[JunreyCio]

@heatSouthAfrica
Have your heard little monsters? @ladygaga tour dates for South Africa will be announced on Monday. Paws up!

[JunreyCio]

Venue capacities are 95,000 and 56,000, respectively. Damn WW bitch!!!