Pinoys' odds in surviving a zombie apocalypse?

[charuz]

http://www.pinoyexchange.com/forums/...d.php?t=573174

[gotta lick it]

in horror movies the ones who die early are ...

5. the ever loving and protective parents ... kasi lahat ng noypi ay Mama's body at hindi nilang matanggap natugi na si uniko hijo

[Papichulo168]

Ang dapat ikatakot ng mga Pinoy eh...

Squatter Apocalypse.

[jazzmine22]

^
About the San Francisco bit? No worries mate. The answer was just too obvious. It's a blood filled organ so I guess that would be the target.

Come to think of it 50-50 din ang mga Pilipino sa isang zombie apocalypse...

Pros:
- Pinoys' skills in creating an organization quickly. Madali lang mag mobilize ng mga organization patterned after the barangay model. Cooperation and pakikisama against a common objective/enemy won't be too difficult.
- Pinoys' skills in adapting and making do with what's available. Patching things up with whatever materials available.
- 7,100 islands mean you can easily quarantine one location/island at a time.

Con:
- Personal attachments to infected family members will be the biggest problem.

si sophia...

[King Aslan]

Have you noticed that there is no Pinoy zombie movie yet? The closest we have is probably the Panday series. Suppose there are Rage zombies (fast moving) or shambling slow zombies, which one of these do Pinoys have better chances of surviving?

sa shake rattle and roll movies, daming zombies.

[michin_gumabao]

Ang dapat ikatakot ng mga Pinoy eh...

Squatter Apocalypse.


http://mabuhaycity.com/photoplog/ima...285_943433.jpg

Maganda nga yung ma-wipeout sila para malinis na ang Maynila. Ubusan na ng kanilang lahi.

[buchichang]

Another Thrilla in Manila to (Yung Thriller ni Michael Jackson ang nagpauso ng mga zombie-zombie na yan)

[scottstorch]

http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_u...?v=4awVqRr1eCo

[peejei06]

tingin ko hindi kakalat sa pilipinas yun. Pulo pulo tayo eh. D naman ata marunong lumangoy ang zombie )
but minsan nananaginip ako na nagkaroon daw ng outbreak ng zombie sa pinas, at sa malacanang lang ligtas na lugar. haha weird. D

[Cookie_Mobster]

Obviously the first ones to spread the virus are the squatters, sa area pa lang nila, masikip puro eskinita.. kulong.. kakalat dun...

and yes makakaapekto *** pagiging sentimental natin dahil mahihirapan tayong patayin mga loved ones natin kahit zombified na sila

Im a zombiephile, and even dream about zombies A LOT

weapon of choice would be a machete attached to a long pole with a sorta shovel in the other side. Parang yung perfect zombie weapon sa World War Z.. swift, quiet, effective. Gun shots would just draw in more zombies. And paano pag naubos bala mo?

Practice din ang pagtakbo..

[mrbones525]

^ pano kung natalsikan ka ng dugo edi infected ka na rin(assuming pwede mahawa sa dugo)

[cyberfunk]

Kung yung scientific scenario na it will spread as a virus or bacteria then walang silbi yung mga self defense method. Best is just to stay away from the infection.

If it's just braining them, I'll choose a modified weaponized ice climbing ax. Just to punch a hole through their skulls and that blonde wig.

[gotta lick it]

tingin ko hindi kakalat sa pilipinas yun. Pulo pulo tayo eh. D naman ata marunong lumangoy ang zombie )
but minsan nananaginip ako na nagkaroon daw ng outbreak ng zombie sa pinas, at sa malacanang lang ligtas na lugar. haha weird. D

diba zombies are already dead and wont drown, so island hopping aint a problem for them.

i heard zombies kindda forget how to use the door knobs especially with a key.

[gotta lick it]

1. the ignorant - dead;
2. the slut - dead;
3. the psuedo-alpha male - dead;
4. the suck up henchman - dead;
5. the loving parents - dead;






who's next to die ... the drug addict or alcoholic.






kasi sobrang durog kundi ang lakas ng amats binuksan yun pintuan para lang maka-tira o toma!!!

[gotta lick it]

now with the door wide open, the chase is on.







and, the next one to die is the fat slow kid ...



... yun lulumba, hingalin, at lampa dahil sa sobrang kakain.

[blue_tracer]

sana hindi puwede makahawa ang mga zombies sa kagat ng lamok. otherwise, sobrang parusa na talaga yun.

[soullois151217]

dapat pag ganyan matuto tayo kumain ng zombie para sila ang matakot... hahaha..

[gotta lick it]

the dimwit ... R.I.P.,
the sexbomb ... R.I.P.,
the maniac ... R.I.P.,
the mini-me ... R.I.P.,
the abetting parents ... R.I.P.,
the deadbeat ... R.I.P.,
the walking lumbar ... ... R.I.P.,






and the next victim is ... the worrywart






juice q, juice q, aling dionisia takbo, takbo .... bawal himatayin dahil mangingisay ka pang habang buhay

[gotta lick it]

everybody is running to the next safe point, as in running ...

thus, the next to die is the weakling who always breaks an ankle or goes ashmatic in a chase






... alas, ang masakitin

[jazzmine22]

sana hindi puwede makahawa ang mga zombies sa kagat ng lamok. otherwise, sobrang parusa na talaga yun.

okay lang, may OFF naman eh, okay fine, corny.