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    Unhappy Anti-Holdap/Magnanakaw tips

    ang dami ng nahoholdap at magnanakaw ngayon. gaya ng teacher namin nung nakaraang lingo. pinasok *** bahay nila, then tinakot sila.. ang gusto lang nung magnanakaw eh *** tv. inalok na ng teacher namin na kunin na din *** mga cellphone lahat na ng gamit basta wag silang saktan. no carry bell ang lola mo. TV lang talaga ang tinangay. haha. nakakatawa na nakaka-awa

    Bigay naman kayo ng tips kung pano maka-iwas sa mga gantong scenes

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    Paano nakapasok? Kusang pinapasok o sinira ang pinto/bintana para makapasok?

    -Just_JT
    Do.not.open.door.to.strangers.

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    a.k.a. Adrian \^o^/ istarbaks's Avatar
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    Tipt#1: Huwag magpapasok ng magnanakaw sa loob ng bahay.

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    depende na din kasi sa structure ng bahay, yung home namin de rehas, while the doors have multiple locks.

    our maids quarter's door or passage is located outside and we never give them a key to the house. just to make sure.

    pag magbabakasyon kami the doors are locked, and we provide everything they'll need para di na kelangan pumasok sa bahay.

    sa awa, di pa naman kami napapasok.

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    one light downstairs and another upstairs are turned on, and so are the lamps sa bakuran, since lights kalaban talaga ng magnanakaw,

    our dogs are also unleashed to roam around the yard.

    and of course, like what the others have said, we never open our gates to strangers, sa may rehas ng bakod na lang kami nakikipagusap.

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    Tip#2: Kapag may kumatok sa pinto, tanungin muna kung magnanakaw o hindi. Kapag sinabing HINDI saka lang papasukin.



    -Just_JT
    Hilarious.to.the.max.

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    Anti-Holdap tip : Maging alerto huwag maging ta-nga.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JUST_JT View Post
    Tip#2: Kapag may kumatok sa pinto, tanungin muna kung magnanakaw o hindi. Kapag sinabing HINDI saka lang papasukin.



    -Just_JT
    Hilarious.to.the.max.
    hahaha ang kulit
    dapat may butas yung pinto nyo para makita ang tao sa labas.

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    a.k.a. Adrian \^o^/ istarbaks's Avatar
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    maging alerto-- tanungin agad kung ano ang gusto ng magnanakaw para makaalis na at hindi pa magtagal.

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    Lexi Belle fan topnotch97's Avatar
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    bumili ka ng baril

    matuto kang gumamit ng baril

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    sucks to be you! boyborat's Avatar
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    mag alaga kayo ng sangkatutak na aso..
    bumili ng malalakas na kalibre ng baril..
    mag hire ng sandamakmak na bodyguards...
    maglagay ng sangkaterbang CCTV camera..

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    huwag bumili ng tv o mamahaling gamit kung madali lang namang pasukin bahay mo.. Eh di wala silang dahilang pasukin ka.

    Maslows hierarchy of needs.
    1. Physiological
    2. Safety/security

    If you can't go beyond number two, do not buy that hd flat screen tv.

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    Quote Originally Posted by istarbaks View Post
    Tipt#1: Huwag magpapasok ng magnanakaw sa loob ng bahay.
    WTF!
    magnanakaw: Tao po!
    homeowner: Sino yan?
    magnanakaw: Magnanakaw po.
    homeowner: Walang tao!



    Quote Originally Posted by JUST_JT View Post
    Tip#2: Kapag may kumatok sa pinto, tanungin muna kung magnanakaw o hindi. Kapag sinabing HINDI saka lang papasukin.



    -Just_JT
    Hilarious.to.the.max.
    haha!
    magnanakaw: tao po!
    Homeowner: magnanakaw ka?
    magnanakaw: hindi po.
    homeowner: tuloy po.



    Quote Originally Posted by pangasar View Post
    Anti-Holdap tip : Maging alerto huwag maging ta-nga.

    Quote Originally Posted by darmonx View Post
    huwag bumili ng tv o mamahaling gamit kung madali lang namang pasukin bahay mo.. Eh di wala silang dahilang pasukin ka.

    Maslows hierarchy of needs.
    1. Physiological
    2. Safety/security

    If you can't go beyond number two, do not buy that hd flat screen tv.
    Uso na kasi hd. Pwede naman siguro bumili ng ganyang tv.

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    OnT:
    Strap a Desert Eagle or a Gloc.
    Check all the locks before you go to bed.
    Install dead bolt locks for additional safety.
    Be aware at your surroundings before opening your gate.
    When going out, keep some lights turned on.
    Know the police hotlines and post it near the phone.

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    Don't leave your valuables such as jewelries ( na bihira ninyong gamitin). Place them inside the bank's safety vaults. Isama na din ninyo ang important papers like land titles kasi kapag nakuha ito, madami itong nasasanla.

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    anti-holdap tip: ugaliing wag maligo upang hindi ka tabihan ng maski sino sa sasakyan

  16. #16
    pag ninakawan ka sundan mo at holdapin mo .. para mabawi mo malay mo tumubo ka pa ...

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    KulasisiNiHit-Ler NeoDyn's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Max_Buwaya View Post
    anti-holdap tip: ugaliing wag maligo upang hindi ka tabihan ng maski sino sa sasakyan
    Wag magpasosyal sa madla,magsuot ng dugyot na duster at nakachinelas lang,queber sa sasabihin ng tao,ligtas ka naman sa holdap.



    kasi yung iba sa atin,pasossi,lahat ng alahas isasabit at ibabandera sa kalye...hayun si holdaper,binigyang atensyon...sino ngayon ang may kasalanan,aber?

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    KulasisiNiHit-Ler NeoDyn's Avatar
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    Kung may bakuran kayo,mag-alaga kayo ng sandamukal na gansa at huwag aso dahil ang gansa di mo pwedeng suhulan ng pagkain,biglang magtatalak yang gansa na sobra ingay kapag may ibang tao na.



    Gising buong kapitbahay ninyo kapag nag-ingay yan:

    http://www.youtube.com/v/AtHGBeYj6k0

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    Disconnected from Reality jonslaught's Avatar
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    PAg may NBI commemorative plate ka, paskil mo sa pintuan

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    Quote Originally Posted by NeoDyn View Post
    Kung may bakuran kayo,mag-alaga kayo ng sandamukal na gansa at huwag aso dahil ang gansa di mo pwedeng suhulan ng pagkain,biglang magtatalak yang gansa na sobra ingay kapag may ibang tao na.
    aba oo nga ano

    maglagay ng outpost sa tabi ng pintuan. yung mga kasama sa bahay na tambay/walang trabaho, gawin nyo na lang house sekyu para may pakinabang sila. relyebo ang schedule para hindi antukin.

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