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  1. #61
    Cleaning Executive Officer djaynitor's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by uzumaki_naruto View Post
    guy: gusto mo magdo?
    girl: HHUUWWWAAAAAATT?
    guy: sabi ko, gusto mo McDo?
    (whew! lusot!)


    guy: gusto mo magdo?
    girl: saan?
    (ayan... geym na!)
    Guy: Gusto mo mag-DO?

    Girl: HUUUWWWAAATTTTT!!!


    --sent from my HTC Cha Cha

  2. #62
    Quote Originally Posted by Meanie!! View Post
    Babae naman usually nagyayaya diyan eh. Mas vocal lang ang lalake, true, pero babae nagbibigay nang signals. Pero ok, below is an example:

    Guy: Babe, traffic, may kailngan pa naman akong panoorin sa TV. Badtrip.
    Girl: Oo nga eh..
    Guy: Tara sa Rosal, may TV dun.
    Girl: Wushu..nood lang ha!
    Guy: Oo nga! Promise! Wala akong gagawin na hindi mo gusto.
    Girl: Sira! *sabay suntok sa braso*

    Alam na! lol

    Langya, linya ko din 'to...hehehe

  3. #63
    Live long and prosper Meanie!!'s Avatar
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    Nasubukan ko narin yung literally liko biglang sogo(well, basta some motmot in pasig).

    So were driving along flower lane, biglang niliko ko yung sasakyan walang preno-preno halos magdrift na ako(well, oa pero you know what i mean). Tawanan kami nung kasama ko kasi talagang na-emphasize yung 'biglang liko.'


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    recently used:


  5. #65
    Maws ni Ket :) unknown_SM's Avatar
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    ewwww naruto! nabasa ko kaya yun bago mo burahin.

    ano ba hitsura sa ganyang lugar?

  6. #66
    Anong age pwede magckeck in? 18 ba ok na? hahanapan ba nila ng id?

  7. #67
    itlog na maalat balbolski's Avatar
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    I remember 9yrs ago my first meet up with a milf...

    (after watching a movie. last full show)
    milf: kapagod ng movie sarap magpahinga. uuwi na ba tayo?
    me: sige hatid na kita.

    milf: ganun tapos ko pumayag makipag puyatan sayo uwi na lang tyo?
    me: ah eh gusto mo pa bang mag bar?

    milf: pwede din.. pero gusto ko muna mag shower ng mainit...
    me: (nanigas ***** ko ng di oras wala sa plano yun totnak session). you mean you want somewhere private?

    milf: ay sorry do you feel obligated ba? sensya na kala ko kasi pareho tyo ng balak right from the start.
    me: hindi naman first time ko kasi sa gaya mo (milf) medyo kabado

    milf: kanina nun na sa cine tyo ako ang kabado kung san mo ako dadalhin pagtapos natin manuod. now feeling ko parang ate mo ako. tsk tara uwi na lang tyo.
    me: bago pa tuluyan mawala sa mood si girl nilaplap ko na kagad sa car.

    mabilis talaga kausap pag milf

  8. #68
    alcoholic Vit@min_C's Avatar
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    ^ may mga oras din palang hindi ka manyak!

  9. #69
    Live long and prosper Meanie!!'s Avatar
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    lol@nilaplap na kagad sa car Idol!


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    404 Not Found gehgehlai's Avatar
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    naaliw naman ako

  11. #71
    Quote Originally Posted by I_KnowUWantMe View Post
    pano diskarte nyo dun..?tapos ano kaya magiging reaksyon ng kasama nyo pag liko at pag pasok nyo..?pano nyo binabasa sa kanila kung papayag sila sa sogo..?
    gawan mo ng video gagawin nyo tapos i upload sa internet tapos wag mo na i edit para malinaw ang copy at walang compression ang video. tapos lagyan mo ng title video "Liko Sabay Sogo.. "

  12. #72
    "TARA usap tayo, dun sa may privacy." hindi ko alam kung bakit effective to.

    "GUTOM ka ba? sarap nung chicken bbq sa sogo. tamang-tama mina-migraine ako, hihiga lang ako sandali."

    "ANG traffic. tara palipas muna tayo ng oras. dun sa may shower sobrang init kasi kanina eh." tapos hihirit sya, "oy, walang mangyayari ha." ako naman, "ano ka ba? huwag ka nga ng madumi isip dyan." galit pa kunyari. pag nasa loob na, tapos ang usapan.

  13. #73
    Makatang Corny Jameaux's Avatar
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    Mas malupit kung yung girl yung mag-aaya...

    Boy: Naantok na ko.
    Girl: Tara uwi na tayo.
    Boy: Kaso gabi na, hahatid pa ba kita?
    Girl: Pwede naman tayo matulog sa malapit.
    Boy: San ba?
    Girl: Saan ba sa palagay mo?
    Boy: Tara sa Sogo. Promise matutulog lang tayo ha?
    Girl: Oo naman.
    Boy: Thanks naantok lang talaga ako.

    Sa loob ng kwarto...

    Girl: Sleep ka na?
    Boy: Oo, antok much.
    Girl: Okay.
    Boy: Massage mo naman ako please.
    Girl: Hindi ako marunong eh.
    Boy: Ok lang basta patulugin mo lang ako.
    Girl: Okay.
    Boy: Thanks.

    Habang mina-massage ni girl si boy...

    Boy: Hindi ka nga marunong, palit tayo turuan kita kung paano.
    Girl: Sige.

    Habang mina-massage ni boy si girl...

    Boy: Di ba mas okay yung medyo may pressure ng konti?
    Girl: Yup.
    Boy: Ok ba sa part na to? Masarap ba?
    Girl: Yup.
    Boy: Eh dito? Mas masarap ba?
    Girl: Yup.

    Kayo na ang bahala sa susunod na pangyayari.

  14. #74
    Quote Originally Posted by Jameaux View Post
    Mas malupit kung yung girl yung mag-aaya...

    Boy: Naantok na ko.
    Girl: Tara uwi na tayo.
    Boy: Kaso gabi na, hahatid pa ba kita?
    Girl: Pwede naman tayo matulog sa malapit.
    Boy: San ba?
    Girl: Saan ba sa palagay mo?
    Boy: Tara sa Sogo. Promise matutulog lang tayo ha?
    Girl: Oo naman.
    Boy: Thanks naantok lang talaga ako.

    Sa loob ng kwarto...

    Girl: Sleep ka na?
    Boy: Oo, antok much.
    Girl: Okay.
    Boy: Massage mo naman ako please.
    Girl: Hindi ako marunong eh.
    Boy: Ok lang basta patulugin mo lang ako.
    Girl: Okay.
    Boy: Thanks.

    Habang mina-massage ni girl si boy...

    Boy: Hindi ka nga marunong, palit tayo turuan kita kung paano.
    Girl: Sige.

    Habang mina-massage ni boy si girl...

    Boy: Di ba mas okay yung medyo may pressure ng konti?
    Girl: Yup.
    Boy: Ok ba sa part na to? Masarap ba?
    Girl: Yup.
    Boy: Eh dito? Mas masarap ba?
    Girl: Yup.

    Kayo na ang bahala sa susunod na pangyayari.
    based from personal experience ba to jamo?

  15. #75
    Makatang Corny Jameaux's Avatar
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    ^

    Hindi. Nainspire lang ako sa post ni mayo so gumawa ako ng mas detailed na version.

  16. #76
    itlog na maalat balbolski's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vit@min_C View Post
    ^ may mga oras din palang hindi ka manyak!
    ay pre di manyak yan hobby *** yan

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