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  1. #81
    Mkring 和 史蒂芬 charcan's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by SmartDessa View Post
    pure sex mentioned in the Bible is when God is present while doing it

    that's my position.

    enjoy it with God
    celebrate it with God.


    if God is not there then Satan, death and sin is.

    the absence of God are those 3.



    sorry if you misinterpreted the title
    kaya pala maraming babae si king solomon
    halos inangkin na niya lahat ng babae sa israel
    purest? siguro yung woman on top

  2. #82
    Quote Originally Posted by SmartDessa View Post
    pure sex mentioned in the Bible is when God is present while doing it

    that's my position.

    enjoy it with God
    celebrate it with God.


    if God is not there then Satan, death and sin is.

    the absence of God are those 3.



    sorry if you misinterpreted the title

  3. #83
    Quote Originally Posted by SmartDessa View Post
    pure sex mentioned in the Bible is when God is present while doing it
    Yuck. What a perverted voyeur your god is.

  4. #84
    smartdessa really?

    hahahaha

    what kind of fetish is that..

  5. #85
    Her favorite is when she does a menage a quatre with the holy trinity

  6. #86
    Quote Originally Posted by tonton View Post
    Eh kung "oh my god, sheeeetttt pu!@#$% ayan naahhhhh!!"

    Pano yun?
    Ganito rin exactly ang experience ko, nahahalo ko. Oks lang kaya yan?

  7. #87
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    SmartDessa is the reincarnation of St. Theresa.

  8. #88
    Quote Originally Posted by chizmojo View Post
    SmartDessa is the reincarnation of St. Theresa.
    St. Teresa of Avila?

    Ecstasy of Saint Teresa:

    "I saw in his hand a long spear of gold, and at the point there seemed to be a little fire. He appeared to me to be thrusting it at times into my heart, and to pierce my very entrails; when he drew it out, he seemed to draw them out also, and to leave me all on fire with a great love of God. The pain was so great, that it made me moan; and yet so surpassing was the sweetness of this excessive pain, that I could not wish to be rid of it..."

    please dont stop... dont stop!

  9. #89
    friends, do not let the enemy take his ground in you at any time even during sex.

    sex should be sanctified, holy. if sex is a holy thing then for sure God is in our presence.

  10. #90
    haha ang kulit ng title ng thread.. kala ko mag dedemo si smartdessa

  11. #91
    Quote Originally Posted by SmartDessa View Post
    friends, do not let the enemy take his ground in you at any time even during sex.
    And exactly what the heck does "letting the enemy take his ground" mean?

    Do you mean that while having sex you make sure that God is in the room so the Devil won't sneakily insert his prong in you?

    Boy, talk about bizarro beliefs.



    AHHH.... I know, while having sex (regardless of whether you are male or female) you should imagine that your sexual partner is Jesus . DOUBLE EWWWWWWWW............

  12. #92
    ^you have a wild imagination frank.

  13. #93
    Quote Originally Posted by SmartDessa View Post
    friends, do not let the enemy take his ground in you at any time even during sex.

    sex should be sanctified, holy. if sex is a holey thing then for sure God is in our presence.
    does jebus like doggie?

  14. #94
    Quote Originally Posted by SmartDessa View Post
    friends, do not let the enemy take his ground in you at any time even during sex.

    sex should be sanctified, holy. if sex is a holy thing then for sure God is in our presence.
    Remember to shout "Oh my God!" rather than "Oooooooh shiiiiit!!!!"

  15. #95
    Quote Originally Posted by SmartDessa View Post
    friends, do not let the enemy take his ground in you at any time even during sex.

    sex should be sanctified, holy. if sex is a holy thing then for sure God is in our presence.
    kinakant0t ka na eh kung ano ano pa iniisip mo!

  16. #96
    Let's stop and talk awhile. tonton's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by sophion View Post
    kinakant0t ka na eh kung ano ano pa iniisip mo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sophion View Post
    kinakant0t ka na eh kung ano ano pa iniisip mo!
    winner post hahahaha

  18. #98
    “sex should be sanctified, holy. if sex is a holy thing then for sure God is in our presence.”

    Your first line assumes already that tukso is there, and so the wish to be holy. On the other hand, some said that "where there is holiness there is the devil busy at work".

    And if the thread you started is holy for sure the devil is here in this site’s thread

    For there is no point of the devil’s presence if we are all bedevilled here in this thread by what you unleashed.


    At any rate, I like your kind of approach of massive foreplay, Smartdessa. No offense but apparently, you’re pretty good at it on a wide scale. Are you experimenting? Do you realize what you just unleashed in this site? A conundrum:

    Although the holiest wish you just unleashed, nevertheless, started the wildest fantasies.

    But fantasia are great fun! So, is that part of the dogma of the deterministic plan?

    Hehehe!

  19. #99
    Quote Originally Posted by Mojowatcher View Post
    “sex should be sanctified, holy. if sex is a holy thing then for sure God is in our presence.”

    Your first line assumes already that tukso is there, and so the wish to be holy. On the other hand, some said that "where there is holiness there is the devil busy at work".

    And if the thread you started is holy for sure the devil is here in this site’s thread

    For there is no point of the devil’s presence if we are all bedevilled here in this thread by what you unleashed.


    At any rate, I like your kind of approach of massive foreplay, Smartdessa. No offense but apparently, you’re pretty good at it on a wide scale. Are you experimenting? Do you realize what you just unleashed in this site? A conundrum:

    Although the holiest wish you just unleashed, nevertheless, started the wildest fantasies.

    But fantasia are great fun! So, is that part of the dogma of the deterministic plan?

    Hehehe!
    Massive foreplay = mind blowing main event = EXPLOSIVE MUTLIPLE ORGASMS.... AHHHH AHHHH AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZAASSSS!!! I never knew Dezzza was so hot and wild!!!

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    I only believe in science. xBigoteAtBalbasx's Avatar
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    Ano naman ang most evil sexual position? A muslim man doing smartdessa?


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