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  1. #21

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don_Mafioso View Post
    I was hit once. they brought me to a dark room and was forced to sat down, with a hanging bulb above my head and it was dark and there were three men surrounding me and started asking questions. I was so scared that I thought they would pull out my balls with their own hands.
    They were like agents from the matrix movie.
    Don_Mafioso : ...That sounds like a really good deal. But I think I got a better one. How about.. I give you the finger...

    Don_Mafioso : And you give me my NBI clearance?

    NBI Agent : And tell me, Mr. Don_Mafioso, what good is an NBI Clearance, if your name is a "hit" and you don't have the time and are unable to pay a fixer to get it?

    The question unnerves Don_Mafioso and strangely, he begins to feel the muscles in his jaw tighten.

    The standing NBI agents snicker, watching Don_Mafioso's confusion grow into panic.

    Don_Mafioso feels his lips grow soft and sticky as they slowly seal shut, melding into each other until all trace of his mouth is gone.

    Wild with fear, he lunges for the door but the NBI agents restrain him, holding him down onto the table.

    NBI agent : You're going to pay a fixer to get your NBI clearance, Don_Mafioso, whether you like it or not.

    The NBI agents nod and they rip open his shirt.

    From a case taken out of his suit coat, an NBI agent removes a long, fiber-optic wire tap. Don_Mafioso struggles helplessly as an NBI agent dangles the wire over his exposed abdomen. Horrified, he watches as the electronic device animates, become an organic creature that resembles a hybrid of an insect and a fluke worm. Thin, whisker-like tendrils reach out and probe into Don_Mafioso's navel. He bucks wildly as an NBI agent drops the creature which looks for a moment like an uncut umbilical cord - Before it begins to burrow, its tail thrashing as it worms its way inside.

  2. #22
    Pusa na Tao - Tao na Pusa Mr_voltare's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by galacticninja View Post
    Don_Mafioso : ...That sounds like a really good deal. But I think I got a better one. How about.. I give you the finger...

    Don_Mafioso : And you give me my NBI clearance?

    NBI Agent : And tell me, Mr. Don_Mafioso, what good is an NBI Clearance, if your name is a "hit" and you don't have the time and are unable to pay a fixer to get it?

    The question unnerves Don_Mafioso and strangely, he begins to feel the muscles in his jaw tighten.

    The standing NBI agents snicker, watching Don_Mafioso's confusion grow into panic.

    Don_Mafioso feels his lips grow soft and sticky as they slowly seal shut, melding into each other until all trace of his mouth is gone.

    Wild with fear, he lunges for the door but the NBI agents restrain him, holding him down onto the table.

    NBI agent : You're going to pay a fixer to get your NBI clearance, Don_Mafioso, whether you like it or not.

    The NBI agents nod and they rip open his shirt.

    From a case taken out of his suit coat, an NBI agent removes a long, fiber-optic wire tap. Don_Mafioso struggles helplessly as an NBI agent dangles the wire over his exposed abdomen. Horrified, he watches as the electronic device animates, become an organic creature that resembles a hybrid of an insect and a fluke worm. Thin, whisker-like tendrils reach out and probe into Don_Mafioso's navel. He bucks wildly as an NBI agent drops the creature which looks for a moment like an uncut umbilical cord - Before it begins to burrow, its tail thrashing as it worms its way inside.
    totoo yan?

  3. #23
    Pusa na Tao - Tao na Pusa Mr_voltare's Avatar
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    just this morning my name got HIT on nbi. sabi nila for verification pa. takot lang kasi ako baka kung anu mang yari sakin. sa may 30 ko pa makukuha *** clearance, e sa may 18 may appointment ako sa DFA for my passport..

    idont know what to do

    pls help

  4. #24
    ^sir, I see that you're from San Pedro. Sa Sta. Rosa ka kumuha? Anung balita?

    First time ko mag-apply kanina. Pinababalik ako sa June 30, na badtrip kasi June 27 ang starting ko sa job ko at graveyard pa ko sa araw na yun. Wala namang nakalagay na hit or what. Ibig bangsabihin may kapangalan lang ako? At hindi ako sa Target Mall pinababalik. Sa NBI Sta. Rosa lang din mismo.

  5. #25
    how long will it take to get a clearance if you have a HIT..ano po requirements? hassle talaga pag very common ang name....

  6. #26
    mabilis lang ang process sa Sta Rosa dun sa mga walang hit..u can get it the same day..

  7. #27
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    Wala yan, even I got a hit when I tried getting one. Eventually wala naman... Kung alam mo naman wala kang criminal case, eh di why worry diba? Now kung meron talaga, then alam mo na ano susunod...

  8. #28

    Haist

    nag ka hit po ako kanina nung nag apply ako sa mandaluyong, kakainis namn sa aug 3 pa blik ko sobrang tagal, e parang ako lang yata yung may name na ganun tska 3 yung first name ko sobrang haba! sure ako *** akong atraso sa mga pulis, pero nabagansya ako date sa barangay kasali ba yun? kakainis talaga.

  9. #29

    Question takot ako

    me too, i applied yesterday for clearance sa main.. i went there around 4 am so andon na ako by 5 am.. first time to got a hit, in my entire life.. so natatakot ako kung baka nga ako yun? kasi last time ko kumuha is 2010 pa. I changed my surname kasi to my married name then,, kumuha ako ulit ng single ako.. tapos this time married name ulit.. i wonder kung ano yung problem sa nbi hit ko kasi malinis naman ako.. as of i know, reading infos sa google me kapangalan daw or kung me kaso ka dapat me narerecieve kang subpoena. kaso wala naman.. at to think na super unique ng name ko at ako lang ata meron,pati last name ng asawa ko chinesse,so super takot ako talaga.. fingers crossed na makuha ko na sa scheduled date of release na walang sabit.. prolong my agony.

  10. #30
    anu na po balita sa mga may hit? follow up naman kayo. kumuha din ako ngayon at next week pa release. 1st time mangyari sa akin. even before lagi ko naman nakukuha agad. kelangan pa naman sa company today. start ko pa naman bukas pero kelangan daw ng nbi muna. haist... pero yung pinsan ng asawa ko nakuha naman agad galing pang probinsya yun.

  11. #31
    puwede naman i trace sa birthdate, fathers name, mothers name, address para masabing hindi ikaw ang kapangalang merong criminal record.. mahina lang ang systema ng NBI. Ako nagbayad na lang ako para makakuha nang kopya... paraan lang yan para mapilitan maghanap ang tao napuwedeng lapitan at bayaran para makuha ang clearance. Pangalawa ko na kuha ito, una was 2007 at ngayong taon.

  12. #32
    inform ko alng nangyare sa akin last 2007 at ngayon at meron pa rn ako kapangalan eh rapist pa ang crime record... nakuha ko agad kinabukasan... dahil meron ako nilapitan.. then this year pareho nangyare .. mapapansin ninyo sa araw araw a merong kumukuha baka 50 percent sinasabi na merong HIT.. anyway eto ang kalakalan sa pinas wala nang improvement.. buti pa nung 1990s ang dali lang kumuhakahit maraming windows kuha na after 3 hours lang pag marami tao....

  13. #33
    Puwede rin pag basehan ang middle name kase ang kapangalan ko iba ang middle name.. ewan ko nga ba sasakit lang ulo mo sa kaiisip kaya mabuti humanap malalapitan...

  14. #34
    First apply ko ng NBI nung 2005 for tourist. Then after 5 years nagapply ako ulit for employment sa megamall. Both walang hit since feeling ko unique name ko. Then this year lang lilipat na ko company, I applied sa nbi montalban. Since wala na ko copy 2010 nbi clearance ko, ang binigay ko is yung 2005 copy ko na tourist pa. Nagulat ako at may hit na ako. Wala naman akong kaso or anything no subpoenas o court summon. Anu ba ang points para masabing hit ka? Kahit ba one of your first names magmatch pati apelyido masasabi bang hit na yun?

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