talandeng lalaksot talaga ang batang ire.
^LOL dalhin mo si Deca sa San Juan,dun sa pinagkasalan nila Juday.
Hostel Chapter 1
Milan italy at a 8 euros hostel named Bertollini 5 backpackers from manila are there drinking their morning coffee at the hostel own coffee shop.
The five teenagers from manila were talking about their next destination
luks: ok guys where is our next stop?
pina: hey i want austria as our next stop!
kisap: yeah i also want austria
ecto: i was thinking of going to amsterdam to have some pussey licking!
coco: whatever! i like space cake LOL
¨ok majority wins we're going to austria¨ said luks
ecto: hey man! i want amsterdam, i dont wanna go to austria!
¨austria is the nearest here in italy! so shut up!¨ replied pina
ecto: Damn i miss those pussey!
The group of backpackers have decided to go to austria that afternoon and they went to their room and packed all their things.
kisap: what will we do to austria guys?
luks: whatelse drink beers and f+ck countless pussey! right ecto!
¨yeah right! i think i'm liking austria now!¨ replied ecto
pina: i hope there's a cute tall blue eyed austrian that i could meet!
¨sure you do pina your ugly hehehe¨ said coco
pina: hey coco! have you forgot something?
coco: what is it?
¨your arinola! hahaha¨ replied pina
The group of friends were already finished packing their things and went to have lunch at the nearest and cheapest restaurant in milan.
luks: what the heck! this is the cheapest place i ever have lunch!
ecto: hey dont complain i paid for your plane tickets!
¨we finished this and let's go to the train station¨ said pina
kisap: coco eat all that food your ordered!
coco: this food sucks!
After they finished eating their aweful lunch they went straight to milan's train station
pina: guys KKB!
luks: what the hell!
ecto: pina i'll pay for luks now, luks you better pay me later!
coco: kisap give me your money!
¨what the hell sister pay me this time¨ said kisap
pina: guys no pay no ride!
The train arrived on time and they immediately went inside the train and find their cabin.
luks: what the hell! only four beds? where do i sleep?
ecto: you know it already luks!
coco: what the heck! again on the floor luks! LOL
¨let's see when we get back to school! no one can copy me at our quizes!
ecto: relax i'll treat you a pussey when we get to austria!
pina: yipee! pussey for luks
coco: i need to pee!
The train departed from milan that afternoon while coco wants to pee
pina: use your magical arinola HAHAHAH!
coco: screw you i dont want here! these perverts will stare at me!
kisap: c'mon coco let's go outside i want some drinks
coco: ok kisap i'll go with you and i'll go to the bath room!
ecto: i'm going also with you kisap
pina: me too
luks: how about me!
ecto: again luks! what the heck, ok come with me!
Coco went to the bathroom and the four went to the bar to drink some refreshments but three sexy looking stranger approached them
ecto: look at that bombshell luks!
¨where is she?¨ asked luks
ecto: at your back man!
luks: hey there sexy!
jazz: ana ti nagan mo?
¨what? what did you said¨ asked luks
jazz: sorry me speak little inglish!
ecto: i dont know what you have said but i'm ecto and this is my slave luks!
¨Hello ti nagan ko ket jazz me from slovakia¨ replied jazz
luks: jazz nice name! hey kisap pina this is jazz from slovakia!
¨dagitoy ti gaygayem ko ni Deca ken ni RM¨ said jazz
pina: what the hell is that language? but RM is yummy!
kisap: im kisapmata hi jazz and deca!
RM: halo pina nagpintas kan balasang met!
¨he said you pretty¨ replied jazz
pina: oH i see! thanks RM
jazz: where are you going my friends?
pina: to austria!
¨why dont you come with us to slovakia coz we're going there¨ said deca
ecto: if there's pussey in slovakia why not! hehehe
RM: uki adu met!
jazz: he said many many!
ecto: luks we're going to slovakia.
luks: me love slovakian!
To be continued...........................
Last edited by kisapmata214; Apr 11, 2010 at 07:20 AM.
@kisap: yun pala ang Poland. yung president nila, namatay sa plane crash.
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kisap, apply ka na. fill-upan mo na yung application form ni jed. naghahanap si Pina ng stay-in housekeeper. 400 euros.
ako, kahit libre, i'm gonna go for it.
PLEASE SEND YOUR ENTRIES TO:
79 Xavierville Avenue, Xavierville Subdivision, Loyola Heights, Quezon City
DRAW DATE: TBA
CONTACT NUMBER IN CASE OF EMERGENCY: ___________________
WEIGHT: _______________ LBS
LANGUAGES SPOKEN: ______________________
SCHOOL GRADUATED (Please check appropriate box):
UP [ ]
ATENEO [ ]
DLSU [ ]
OTHERS [ ]
DO YOU DRIVE: YES [ ] NO [ ]
ARE YOU SMART: YES [ ] NO [ ]
IF NO, PLEASE EXPLAIN IN TEN WORDS: _____________________
ARE YOU RICH: YES [ ] NO [ ]
IF YES, PLEASE LIST ASSETS: __________________________
ARE YOU PRETTY: YES [ ] NO [ ]
DO YOU HAVE BIG B00BS: YES [ ] NO [ ]
IF NO, ARE YOU WILLING TO UNDERGO ENHANCEMENT: YES [ ] NO [ ]
WHITE [ ]
BLACK [ ]
FAIR [ ]
PLEASE SPECIFY: _______________________________
PLEASE ATTACH PICTURE: _________________________
PLEASE ATTACH PICTURE: ______________________________
DO YOU SLEEP WITHOUT PANTIES: YES [ ] NO [ ]
ARE YOU GOOD IN BED: YES [ ] NO [ ]
PLEASE QUANTIFY: _________________________________
ARE YOU SUBMISSIVE: YES [ ] NO [ ]
DO YOU DO 0RAL SEX: YES [ ] NO [ ]
RATE YOURSELF 1-10: ____________________
DO YOU MOAN IN BED: YES [ ] NO [ ]
DO YOU USE PROFANITIES: YES [ ] NO [ ]
DO YOU COOK: YES [ ] NO [ ]
DO YOU HAVE A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR: YES [ ] NO [ ]
DO YOU BABYSIT: YES [ ] NO [ ]
DESCRIBE YOUR HOMEMAKER SKILLS:
BEGINNER [ ] NOVICE [ ] ADVANCE [ ] EXPERT [ ]
PLEASE LIST SKILLS: ________________________
DO YOU KNOW SOMEONE FROM POLITICS OR SHOW BUSINESS:
YES [ ] NO [ ]
IF YES, PLEASE SPECIFY: __________________________
I hereby certify under PENALTY OF PERJURY, that all of the above answers are true to the best of my knowledge. By signing below, you are aware that you are submitting a legal document. Any info that are deemed false, will be prosecuted according to law.
Luks, Hahaha! Saan mo nakuha yan...
Kisap, haha blue-eyed Austrian. Yaan mo, bagay nga eh. Wholesome yata ang chapter ngayon...
hanung arinola......haynakonakonakonako ah.....