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  1. #1

    Pinoy Knock Knock Jokes

    Post some SONG RELATED knock knock jokes

  2. #2

    trip lang

    knock, knock

    who's there?

    walang tao

    walang tao who?
    .
    ..
    ...
    ....
    .....

    wala namang taong nag popost dito kaya iclose mo na.

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by rvj View Post
    knock, knock

    who's there?

    walang tao

    walang tao who?
    .
    ..
    ...
    ....
    .....

    wala namang taong nag popost dito kaya iclose mo na.
    yabang
    pero ayos yung knock knock joke mo natawa ako.

  4. #4
    looking for my next mistake Sweetkay's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2000
    Location
    catch me :)
    Knock knock

    Who's there?

    Madaming madaming lalaki.

    Madaming madaming lalaki who?

    Sugod mga kapatid, tayo ay magsama sama. Iwagayway na ang bandera, rakenrol hanggang umaga.

    TANONG: Asan yung madaming madaming lalaki?

    Titititititititititititititi ...

    Aminin, natawa ka kahit konti.

  5. #5
    knock, knock...

    who’s there?

    Paniki.

    Paniki who?

    oh Mickey you’re so fine.. you’re so fine you blow my mind.. Paniki!


  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by -gelay- View Post
    knock, knock...

    who’s there?

    Paniki.

    Paniki who?

    oh Mickey you’re so fine.. you’re so fine you blow my mind.. Paniki!



    knock, knock

    who's there?

    riverboat

    riverboat who?

    riverboat young when i first saw you i close my eyes and the flashback started.


  7. #7
    knock knock

    who's there

    "kinurot ko"

    "kinurot ko" who?

    "Kinurot ko, kinurot kurot ko pa... we were as one babe, for a moment in time..."

  8. #8
    ^ lolz


    knock knock

    who's there?

    tatsulok bilog

    tatsulok bilog who?

    "hey tatsulok in your eyes, mas bilog sa first sight"
    (to the tune of Gino Padilla's "Closer You and I")



  9. #9
    looking for my next mistake Sweetkay's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2000
    Location
    catch me :)
    ^

    Nakakatuwa naman mga jokes dito.

  10. #10
    open 24/7 mini_stop's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    right across 7-11
    Knock! Knock!

    Who's there?

    Porkchop-Giniling

    Porkchop-Giniling who?

    "Porkchop-Giniling! Hold on to that feeeeliiinnnggg!"



  11. #11
    open 24/7 mini_stop's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    right across 7-11
    Knock! Knock!

    Who's there?

    New Zealand!

    New Zealand who?

    "New Zealand ka sa mundong ito, laking tuwa ng magulang mo..."





  12. #12
    knock, knock

    who's there?

    ginabing kokey

    ginabing kokey who?

    just dance, GINABING KOKEY, dadadoodoom, Just dance

    (Just dance by Lady Gaga)

  13. #13
    knock knock

    who's there?

    Honda

    Honda who?

    Honda wings of love, up and above the clouds....




  14. #14
    knock knock

    who's there?

    bumili ng bagong folding bed

    bumili ng bagong folding bed who?

    Oh baby, I know sometimes it gonna rain
    But baby, can we make up now?
    'Cause I can't sleep through the pain
    Can't sleep through the pain

    Girl, I don't wanna go to bed mad at you
    BUMILI NG BAGONG FOLDING BED


  15. #15
    knock knock

    who's there?

    nguso mo hanggang highway

    nguso mo hanggang highway who?


    nguso mo hanggang highway,
    cool wind in my hair..
    warm smell of colitas..

    welcome to the hotel california..


  16. #16
    open 24/7 mini_stop's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    right across 7-11
    Knock! Knock!

    Who's there?

    Kamuning!

    Kamuning who?

    "Kamuning get me, get me! Baby, I'm yours, Kamuning get me..."


    (Get Me - MYMP)

  17. #17
    hahaha! ang saya dito..


    keep 'em coming..

  18. #18
    Knock! Knock!


    Who's there?


    Ibulong mo kay tolits, bumili ng tide with bleach


    Ibulong mo kay tolits, bumili ng tide with bleach, who?


    " Ibulong mo kay tolits, bumili ng tide with bleach, liwanag sa dilim"...



    Liwanag sa Dilim - Rivermaya

  19. #19
    knock knock

    who's there?

    hate you na!

    hate you na who?



    hate you na!











    hate you na!!



















    hate you na!!!









    waaahhh!!!











    dobidobidobidobido
    dobidobidobidobido



  20. #20
    open 24/7 mini_stop's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    right across 7-11
    Knock! Knock!

    Who's there?

    Kangkong, Kangkong, Greenwich, Tomato!

    Kangkong, Kangkong, Greenwich, Tomato who?

    "New Yooooork! Kangkong, Kangkong, Greenwich, Tomato! There's nothing you can't do... Now you're in New Yooork!"





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