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  1. #1

    funny tagalog phrases

    Do u know some funny tagalog phrases or tagalog oxymorons like: eto *** mga naoverheard ko, naexperience ko ...

    -cge na libre mo **** ako, palagi nga kita nililibre minsan..
    -lalalabas tuloy nyan tayo *** pumapasok..ayoko nga..
    -ginising ako ng tatay ko sabi:
    Anak, gising na at ng makatulog kna...(he means lipat daw ako sa kwarto dun mg sleep) pero ang kulit dba?
    -hon, palabasin ko na ba sa loob?
    -may sasabihin ako saung sikreto walang pwede makaalam..
    -unique ka, kagaya ng lahat..(inassure ako ng frend ko..)
    -pwede ba namang hinde pwede? sabi saakin nung mama ng bestfrend ko..
    -ikaw na ang pinakatamad sa lahat ng masipag sabi ng sis ko..
    -gustuhin ko man..ayoko talaga..
    -kakaiba ka, kagaya nya..
    -oi *** yelo, lalamig na..inumin nyo na juice
    -oi *** pinainit mong tubig warm na..e di mabuti?

    wala *** ..gusto ko *** ishare..

  2. #2
    ---bumili ka ng COLAGATE..... yung CLOSE-UP ha!!!
    --- PASA LOAD mo nga ako (pero parehong naka Globe) amfness


    marami pa yan!!

  3. #3

    funny report titles

    alam ko luma na to pero idadagdag ko lang: mejo may pg ka oxymroron din ang dating eh

    FLASH REPORT
    *Dalawang kalbo, nag-sabunutan.


    * Capt. Hook dumaan sa Quiapo, pinirata!!!


    * Tahanang Walang Hagdan, inakyat!!!


    * Bulag nakapatay, nagdilim daw ang paningin!!!

    * Iceman nanood ng porno, nag-init!!!

    * Tindera ng suka, tinoyo!!!

    * Teacher nagkamali, tinuruan ng leksyon!!!


    *Basurero nagsampa ng kaso, binasura!!!



    *Eskwelahan ng mga bingi nag noise barrage!!!



    *Tubero, nagka-tulo!!!


    * Misis ng photographer, nakunan!!!



    * Kaso ng pilay, nilalakad!!!


    * Invisible man, nakita na!!!

  4. #4
    nang magsabog ang Diyos ng _____ ikaw lang ang gising

  5. #5
    Ang Taong Nagigipit Sa ****** Kumakapit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




    Ang Taong Nagigipit Sa Bading Kumakapit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  6. #6
    bababa ba?
    nasa bayabasan

  7. #7
    kumakain ka ba ng karne ng pating?"

    ito ang ibig sabihin ng kaibigan ko.pero ganito ang binitiwan nyang salita,

    "nakain ka ba ng pating?"

  8. #8
    ^Hmm maybe he's from sOUTH..ganon kasi punto nila.

  9. #9
    hindi tagalog (and not exactly funny) pero mga pinoy lang nagsasabi:

    why not coconut chocnut

    by the way highway

    use your coconut shell


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    naalala ko tuloy, may isang amerikanong nasa elevator.
    tapos, may kasabay siyang dalawang pinoy sa loob. yung isa, yung operator ng elevator at isang pasahero. naamaze daw siya, kasi kayang makipagconverse at magkaintindihan ng mga filipino kahit raw iisang syllable na pinaulit ulit lang ang gagamitin.


    pinoy passenger: bababa ba?
    elevator operator: bababa.


    hahahah. ankyut.
    naalala ko lang na nakwento sakin dahil sa post ni clone19.



  11. #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy4ken View Post
    hindi tagalog (and not exactly funny) pero mga pinoy lang nagsasabi:

    why not coconut chocnut

    by the way highway

    use your coconut shell


    may ginagamit din ako, "sure thing, bading.", "you're welcome, bubble gum." at "wow! cubao!"



    ilang oras na lang december 25 na, Merry Christmas singkamas!

  12. #12
    Ang hindi marunong magmahal sa sariling wika, lumaki sa ibang bansa.

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    ^ Alright that one cracked me up. LOL

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    do i make you horny, baby? cuch's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackrock View Post
    kumakain ka ba ng karne ng pating?"

    ito ang ibig sabihin ng kaibigan ko.pero ganito ang binitiwan nyang salita,

    "nakain ka ba ng pating?"
    batanguenyo?

  16. #16
    tagalog phrases? mga ***** ang mga pinoy sa sarili nilang salita. mga bakla nga nagpapauso ng mga catch phrase ngayon. pweh!

  17. #17
    O yung anak mo mahuhulog sa duyan! nawawala kung saan nagmumula bago mahulog dapat MULA sa duyan

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    basta driver, sweet lover

  19. #19
    Sarado mo yung pintuan, lalabas yung aircon

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    saw this in a traveling magazine

    BABABA BA?

    Are language is really funny as we repeat the same syllables .

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