April Fool's

[purpleheadd07]

Ano na mga nagawa nyong pranks on this day??

nagawa ko years ago, i texted three of my officemates that my boss-pari wanted them to call him (that was a weekend kaya walang pasok).

yung unang tumawag sinabihan lang ng boss ko na hindi naman totoo.

after nung second person na tumawag sa boss ko, tinawagan ako ng boss ko,
" anong nagyayari?"

i just said to my boss, " happy april fool's day po!"
sagot lang niya, "ok!" and hung up.

when the third person called up my boss daw, sinabihan lang siya na, "ah, happy april fool's daw sabi ni **** (name ko) "

buti na lang cool ang boss ko

share naman kayo, para may magawa uli bukas

[ermonski]

diba bukas pa april 1?

anyways...

haha purpleheadd astig boss mo ah hehe

I plan on prank-calling a few friends.. haven't prank-called for years

[shychic]

hmm, makapangutang nga bukas!

[jharrrdy]

nabasa ko lang sa magazine... yung oreo cookie imbes na vanilla cream ang palaman, toothpaste ang ilalagay.

[purpleheadd07]

bukas na to for us here in Pinas

[chevy_camaro23]

^^ hahaha! ayos din ang April Fool's gimik mo parpol ah..

anu kaya magandang magawa bukas sa mga opismeyts ko???
pwede siguro sanitary napkin ibalot sa sandwich napkin at ilagay sa table ng mga lalakeng ka-opismeyts?? something for their breakfast..

[BeerhandBop]

i'll pull out my pen0r infront of a large female crowd...


and then scream out, April Fool's!!!!!

[BULAKENYO1980]

Purple, pag tinitingnan ko yung avatar mo, parang nadidinig ko yung "bizarre love triangle", "Ghost in you" at Pretty in Pink" sa sound system ng mobile.

Tapos yung mga bisita, umiinom ng punch. Mga naka spray net ang buhok at may glitters sa mukha.

Naaalala ko yung debut ng tita ko nung 1988.
Disco-disco strobelights!





On topic:

Tatawagan ko yung bahay ng bestfriend kong si Michael, tapos aantayin kong sumagot yung wife nya. Iibahin ko yung voice ko, kunwari bata (pero siempre halata mong matanda yung nagsasalita. Bata-bataan lang, parang bondying)

wife: Hello?
me: eow poh..
wife: who's this?
me: anjan poh ba shi dadee michael koh?
wife: ........

[chevy_camaro23]

^^ hangkulet mo bulakenyo..

[Ice Burn]

I met the guy who eventually became my husband exactly 3 years ago on April fool's day in a bar, both of us completely wasted. Yeah life is funny...Meeting the person you'll eventually marry in one of the most cliche way of meeting on April fools day is even funnier...

Pranks? I think one year I gave exlax to my sister. Heck it was chocolate so she didn't think twice about eating it.

I also used to put roaches in my siblings shoes. Well they never knew it was me who did it. They just assumed that some roach died in their shoes.

And the worst thing I did was, you know those fake realistic looking arms? Well to make it even more real looking, I brushed brown shoe polish on it to match the pinoy skin tone, and placed a wrist watch. I placed the hand in the guest bathroom toilet, basically it was hanging from the toilet seat. My parents were having a party that day. One of my mom's gay friends practically FLEW OUT of the bathroom with his pants open screaming, "THERE'S A HAND!!! THERE'S A HAND!!!
To this day that gay friend of my mom still hates me for it.

[purpleheadd07]

Ice Burn, happy "first meeting" anniv or whatever you may call it

BULAKENYO..sira lang ang picture tube ko

[Jonga]

I said to my x-GF that I'm tired of our relationship, and im having a relationship with another girl.

awa ng diyos binreak ako.

[BULAKENYO1980]

^

Acheche?!

[-gelay-]

wahh 4X nakong "april fooled" today..

[purpleheadd07]

I said to my x-GF that I'm tired of our relationship, and im having a relationship with another girl.

awa ng diyos binreak ako.

sana sinabi mo na rin na may STD ka

[mildsiete]

last year, I called my friend at 4:30 AM. pilit kong ipinagising sa maid nila sabi ko very important, emergency. when he answered tinanong ko kung what time na sa watch nila kasi sira relo ko!

nung sinabi ko april fools' day, sabi sa kin "p___ng in_ m_!"

[la_flash]

it happened a few years back...

I texted all my former female blockmates and some of my closest friends. This was my SMS that I sent, "You don't know, but I LOVE YOU since college".

After an hour, I texted them saying it was April Fool's day.

Some of them called me up and said, "P#%!#^$$^m0. Maniniwala na sana ako sa iyo eh".

[purpleheadd07]

^^uuy, i like that!

hmm..matatapos na ang araw...wala akong natanggap na prank..good girl din kse ako eh

[narutrix]

^^ hahaha! ayos din ang April Fool's gimik mo parpol ah..

anu kaya magandang magawa bukas sa mga opismeyts ko???
pwede siguro sanitary napkin ibalot sa sandwich napkin at ilagay sa table ng mga lalakeng ka-opismeyts?? something for their breakfast..

hmmmm used sanitary napkin ba ang ingredient mo chevy?

[PinoyExch@nger]

I sent my friends in the office an email bidding them goodbye I told them yesterday was my last day. They were like "Why????" "What happened???". Lucky for some, they read my disclaimer printed in very small letters at the bottom saying "Happy april fools!"