Manananggal

[shonen]

sa disney sana, sequel ng disney hi-school musical.

[shonen]

[ftwcp955]:
We're soarin', flyin'
There's not a star in Heaven
That we can't reach

[LEE23]

If you want to be entertained, read this thread.

[shonen]

post ko lang ang sabi ni jessica zafra:

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How To Vanquish A Manananggal

Tabloids, television news, and even the daily broadsheets occasionally report sightings of manananggal in densely-populated urban areas such as Tondo. The manananggal is a creature out of lower Philippine mythology. In the daytime it appears to be a woman, usually attractive, who keeps to herself and has no friends. At nightfall, the woman anoints herself with magical oil, then the hideous transformation takes place. Giant batwings grow out of her back. Her teeth turn into fangs, and her nails into razor-like talons. For some reason she also gets very big, bad hair. Finally, she gets torn in half at the waist, and the upper half flies off in search of fresh human meat.

The manananggal has a particular appetite for unborn babies. She finds the house of a pregnant woman and sits on the roof. She finds a hole in the roof and lowers her very long, thread-like tongue into it. The tongue affixes itself to the pregnant woman’s belly, then the manananggal sucks up the fetus as if she were drinking through a straw. If there are no pregnant women around, the manananggal will attack people, eat their innards, and drink their blood.

According to our sources, the manananggal was used as part of the CIA’s low-intensity conflict strategy in the 1950s. During that period, the Philippine military was battling the communist Huks in the rural areas. Planting the story of a manananggal sighting encouraged the barrio folk to be wary of strangers and to report all suspicious newcomers to the local authorities.

The last major sighting we heard of was in 1992, just before the presidential elections. The manananggal was reported spotted in Tondo, Manila, then in the vicinity of Congress. One theory was that the manananggal tale was meant to spook people who intended to vote for the lone female candidate, Miriam Defensor-Santiago. Ms Defensor-Santiago (in English, “Defender Saint James”) narrowly lost the election to retired General Fidel Ramos.

How to Vanquish a Manananggal

1. Find the lower half of the manananggal’s body. She usually leaves it in some dark corner of her house.
2. Pour a cup of rock salt into the exposed guts of the manananggal.
3. When the manananggal returns she will no longer be able to reattach herself to her lower half.
4. She will probably go berserk, so stay out of her way. Hide.
5. If the sun rises before she has reassumed her human form, the sunlight will vaporize her.

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[shonen]

sabi naman ng mga taga malaysia at indonesia, di naman asin ang nilalagay nila dun sa naiwang kalahati. mas madami ganito sa indonesia eh. sabi ng indonesian na nanghilot sakin basag na bote daw ang ilagay o mga aspile/karayom. magwawala daw yun impakta once na nakitang may basag na bote sa lower half nya at mamatay na sya. ewan...iba iba ang version ng manananggal. yung kay ftwcp955 bagong breed na *****.

[CANARD2.0]

^bagong breed nga yung manananggal dito... may internet e!

[jeune_fille]

^me tama ka! Kelangan ko makausap si ftp....ng personal.... research baga

[clawed_out]

I think those manananggals have learned to catch up with the technology.

mas madali siguro silang makakuha ng phone reception kasi nasa ere sila.

Dito sa USA, nakakatakot ang mga manananggal. Umiwas ka kapag lalanding na sila. Hindi sa galit. Saan ka makakita ng OBESE na mananangal?! saan ka pa?!

[shonen]

^ saan pa kundi sa Manananggal Cafe & Tea Leaf

[CANARD2.0]

may nagtanong kung pano daw pag fininger yung lower half nung manananggal e...

di kaya dahil fini-finger yun lower half nila kaya sila tumatawa ng "hihihihihi" habang lumilipad?

[bebegurl0512]

may nagtanong kung pano daw pag fininger yung lower half nung manananggal e...

di kaya dahil fini-finger yun lower half nila kaya sila tumatawa ng "hihihihihi" habang lumilipad?

hahahahaha!

[Alicialazy]

ano bang meron sa dumaguete? at doon pa talaga kailangan kuhanan ng picture? pumunta ka ng Capiz, i'm sure mas marami kang makikita doon.

baka nga whisper with wings to.

[starcraft]

From what I've heard, the weakness of the new breed of manananggals is coffee... the more expensive, the more it's effective. Starbucks coffee works perfectly. Tried it myself

[Dunedain]

Dito sa USA, nakakatakot ang mga manananggal.

Actually, ang manananggal dito sa US ang takot. Isipin mo na lang kung gaano kadaming sex offenders (Megans Law). Anyone can verify through the website and put in any address of any state. There should be at least one within a 10 mile radius (unless of course, one lives out in the middle of nowhere).

Come to think of it, wasn't there a supposed manananggal somewhere in Tondo during an election year sometime in the 90s?

[shonen]

^ sa tondo lang yung nabalita, madami din sa probinsya. flying voters galing ng capiz. nakakapagtaka nga dun sa min dumami ang bilang botante eh konti lang naman tao sa baranggay namin.

[inthelongrun]

come to think of it, kung naiiwan yung lower hal ng katawan ng mga mananaggal when they hunt for "food," paano nila ididigect yung kinain nila, aber?! tsaka yung pagkakahati ba sa may bandang colons. paano niya maikakabit nang tama yung naputol na mga parts? i mean, kamusta naman ang ascending, transverse, at descending colons nila? methinks, surgeon din ang mga manananggal...

[ftwcp955]

Whew, that was close( good thing I still have 4 of strands of MERTUP, proven effective in neutralizing MERIKTAHUPDA, I'll discuss later how to use it, just in case the war spill to you humans) Saint Anger, you used to be my Patron Saint but not no more, When I asked for your help All you can do is pray for me, Pray? You know that prayer don't work with our kind , you have to come down here and kill the fairies' beast yourself.

[shonen]

ibang iba talaga ang uri nyo, ftwcp...pumpatron...may tik-tik din ba kayo?

tips:

pag hihihihi narinig nyo sa bubong ng bahay, manananggal yun.

pag tik tik, tik tik yun.

[careful3X]

patawa itong thread.

[spiderdian]

malamang bakla itong si ftp. bakla nmn ang mahilig mag-imbento ng salitang ganyan e! hehehehehe