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  1. Jun 9, 2006 03:32 AM #1
    Correct!
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    Goin' Bulilit Jokes

    Kung may thread na "Game KNB 1M Questions," dapat meron ring Goin' Bulilit joke thread.


    *Hopia nanganganak*
    *Sharlene, nagpapaanak/doctora*

    Sharlene: Ay, ano ba 'yan, ang taba naman ng baby na 'to.

    Hopia: *ire* Doc, ano po ba ang baby ko, boy ba o girl?

    Sharlene: Boyba.
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  2. Jun 11, 2006 03:58 AM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Correct!
    Kung may thread na "Game KNB 1M Questions," dapat meron ring Goin' Bulilit joke thread.


    *Hopia nanganganak*
    *Sharlene, nagpapaanak/doctora*

    Sharlene: Ay, ano ba 'yan, ang taba naman ng baby na 'to.

    Hopia: *ire* Doc, ano po ba ang baby ko, boy ba o girl?

    Sharlene: Boyba.
    trulili lang, isa 'to sa mga nakakatawang gag ng GB... tawang tawa ako sa pagkakadeliver ng punchline ni baby sharshar...
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  3. Jun 11, 2006 05:22 AM #3
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    wag kang bibitiw
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    "ang balita ay hindi showbiz, kaya huwag maniwala sa siyete. gaya gaya puto maya kaya huwag maniwala so pantasya."
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  4. Jun 12, 2006 10:48 PM #4
    la niña
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    The Soul Siren
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    Miles - Guard
    Igiboy - Customer

    enter si igiboy sa grocery... madadaanan nya c miles sa entrance...

    Miles: Teka sandali... Diskumpyado ako sa'yo e... May kargada ka 'no?
    Igiboy: Ha? Kargada? Wala...
    Miles: Hindi... May kargada ka e...
    Igiboy: Sinabi ng wala e...
    Miles: Meron!

    Sabay taas sa tshirt ni igiboy at tinuro ang mga bilbil...

    Miles: E anong tawag mo dito?!

    hahahahahahahahaha

    i GB kids!!!
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  5. Jun 12, 2006 11:37 PM #5
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    sobrang aliw nga yung jokes.

    malayo ang mararating ng iba pang GB KIDs...

    andyan na sina sharlene,nash,basty,aaron,kiray,kristel,hopia,miles,nikki.. ( na im sure hindi pakakawalan ng ABS-CBN)
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  6. Jun 27, 2006 10:37 PM #6
    la niña
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    Basty: Itay! Ano po ba yung e-flane?
    Dagul: Anak! Ang e-flane ay yung lumalanding sa e-fort!

    hehehe

    i GB kids!!!
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  7. Jun 28, 2006 07:56 AM #7
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    Basty: 'Tay, penge pera pambili ng shampoo sa sa-****.

    Dagul: Anak, hindi sa-**** ang tawag diyan, sachet (sa-shey) dapat.

    Basty: 'Eto pera galing sa wal-ley ko.
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  9. Jul 19, 2006 12:39 PM #8
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    Ban all "Bakit" threads pls
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    Scene: Lulubog ang barko.

    Jane and Mara: (sumisigaw at nagpapanic) SANTA CLARA!!!!! SANTA ELENAAA!!!
    Sharlene: (natataranta na din) ANO BA KAYO?!! LUMULUBOG NA NGA ANG BARKO NAGTATAWAG PA KAYO NG PASAHERO!!!!
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  10. Jul 24, 2006 12:10 PM #9
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    Ban all "Bakit" threads pls
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    Scene: Umiiyak si nikki at may dugo sa daliri.

    Hopya: Anak, nasugatan ka ba.
    Iyak pa din si Nikki. Sinipsip naman ni Hopya yung dugo sa sugat ni Nikki.
    Hopya: O ayan, anak, wala nang dugo ang sugat mo.
    Nikki: E wala naman po akong sugat eh.
    Hopya: E bakit may dugo?
    Nikki: E kasi po tiniris ko yung garapata ni tagpi.

    (hindi eksakto yung lines pero something like that)
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  11. Mar 9, 2008 02:12 PM #10
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    Ban all "Bakit" threads pls
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    Sharlene: Nikki ano ang zodiac sign mo?
    Nikki: Ha? Ano yon?
    Sharlene: Zodiac sign. Yung kung ano ang kapalaran mo. Katulad ko, Cancer.
    Nikki: Aaaah! Ang sa akin naman ulcer
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