Favorite In-Game Quotes and Dialogues

[rave]

These are the better quotes from the arcade shooter, Ikaruga:

I am not alive, thus I can't die.
I won't give up even if my Ideal isn't fulfilled.
My will, just as my regrets, won't ever end

The more stubborn your own will is,
The more Trials you will be blessed with.
Of course, if you can avoid the Trials before your eyes,
It is also possible for you to flee them.
But the real purpose of a Trial
Is to make your soul stronger.

[wicked_lianne]

i find the sword fighting insults of Monkey Island to be very funny

You fight like a dairy farmer
How appropriate. You fight like a cow

I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle
I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose

[Veynn]

More Monkey Island sword fighting insults.


This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling cur!
And I've got a little TIP for you, get the POINT?

Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab!
First you better stop waiving it like a feather-duster.

My handkerchief will wipe up your blood!
So you got that job as janitor, after all.

People fall at my feet when they see me coming.
Even BEFORE they smell your breath?

I once owned a dog that was smarter then you.
He must have taught you everything you know.

You make me want to ****.
You make me think somebody already did.

Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will.
You run THAT fast?

You fight like a dairy farmer.
How appropriate. You fight like a cow.

I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!
I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.

Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?
Why, did you want to borrow one?

I've heard you were a contemptible sneak.
Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.

You're no match for my brains, you poor fool.
I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.

You have the manners of a beggar.
I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.

I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down!
Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?

There are no words for how disgusting you are.
Yes there are. You just never learned them.

I've spoken with apes more polite then you.
I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.


I've got a long, sharp lesson for you you to learn today.
And I've got a little TIP for you. Get the POINT?

My tongue is sharper then any sword.
First you better stop waving it like a feather-duster.

My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island!
So you got that job as janitor, after all.

My wisest enemies run away at the first sight of me!
Even BEFORE they smell your breath?

Only once have I met such a coward!
He must have taught you everything you know.

If your brother's like you, better to marry a pig.
You make me think somebody already did.

No one will ever catch ME fighting as badly as you do.
You run THAT fast?

I will milk every drop of blood from your body!
How appropriate. You fight like a cow.

My last fight ended with my hands covered with blood.
I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.

I hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape.
Why, did you want to borrow one?

My sword is famous all over the Caribbean!
Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.

I've got the courage and skill of a master swordsman!
I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.

Every word you say to me is stupid.
I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.

You are a pain in the backside, sir!
Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?

There are no clever moves that can help you now.
Yes there are. You just never learned them.

Now I know what filth and stupidity really are.
I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.

I usually see people like you passed-out on tavern floors.
Even BEFORE they smell your breath?

[gokou]

From MGS3

-Inner Peace (call Sigint with a cardboard box equipped)

Sigint: Uh, Snake... What are you doing?

Snake: I'm in a box.

Sigint: A cardboard box? Why are you...?

Snake: I dunno. I was just looking at it and I suddenly got this urge to get
inside. No, not just an urge - more than that. It was my destiny to be here;
in the box.

Sigint: Destiny...?

Snake: Yeah. And then when I put it on, I suddenly got this feeling of inner
peace. I can't put it into words. I feel... safe. Like this is where I was
meant to be. Like I'd found the key to true happiness.

Sigint: ...

Snake: Does any of that make sense?

Sigint: Not even a little.

Snake: You should come inside the box... Then you'll know what I mean.

Sigint: Man, I don't wanna know what you mean! Between you and Para-Medic, is
everyone but me that is hooked up with the Major strange!?

Snake: ...

Sigint: Yeah, well, anyway, I suppose even that dumbass box might make a
decent disguise if you wear it inside a building.

[gokou]

Forgot the exact dialogue but it's on Metal Gear Snake Eater's bonus Monkey stage. Colonel's asking Snake to capture monkeys and continue to push the stealth-based games they "innovated". Snake refuses and tells Colonel to just ask Gabe and Sam to do it.

Campbell: Snake, we need you. If you don't do this, who will?

Snake: It's not like someone else couldn't handle a stealth mission.

Campbell: Don't say that. This is the genre we turned over every leaf in.

Snake: Why don't you make Sam or Gabe do the job?

[Veynn]

Baldur's Gate II

Minsc: Evil, meet my sword! SWORD, MEET EVIL!

[Gus2005]

LOTR: Battle for Middle Earth
Gandalf: Ride Shadowfax!! Ride!!!

[Lucca Yamazaki]

Gotta hand it to our Japanese friends when it comes to making you laugh while playing an ultra-serious arcade game...

All Your Base Are Belong To Us!!!

A Winner Is You!!!

Congratulation!!!

My Muscles Are Harder Than Steel!!! -gets shot in the head and dies-

Endless Victory In Yourself!!!

Yo! Me Bouncy!!! (actually it's Nippon Ichi, but hey)

at ang walang kamatayang... SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!!!

[Veynn]

Splinter Cell Chaos Theory

Quotes from the Coop Spies

Spy 1: Fisher?
Spy 2: It's probably just his call sign.
Spy 1: You think he's a Splinter Cell?
Spy 2: Nah, we're the first.

[vaevictis]

Click this for the music.

Oh my hero, so far away now.
Will I ever see your smile?
Love goes away, like night into day.
It's just a fading dream.


I'm the darkness, you're the stars.
Our love is brighter than the sun.
For eternity, for me there can be,
Only you, my chosen one...


Must I forget you? Our solemn promise?
Will autumn take the place of spring?
What shall I do? I'm lost without you.
Speak to me once more!


We must part now, my life goes on.
But my heart won't give you up.
Ere I walk away, let me hear you say
I meant as much to you....


So gently, you touched my heart.
I will be forever yours.
Come what may, I won't age a day,
I'll wait for you, always...

- Celes as Maria, performing the Aria di Mezzo Carattere, Final Fantasy VI

This is the single greatest gaming moment in gaming history. You have to experience it to believe me.

[gokou]

[schumi]

I cannot be caged. I cannot be controlled
-Joneleth Irenicus

You and Boo and I! Hamsters and Rangers Everywhere! Rejoice! (Squeek!)
-Minsc

Heya! It's me, Imoen!
-Imoen

The Lord of Murder shall perish, but in his death he shall spawn a score of mortal progeny. Chaos shall be sown in their footsteps
-The Wise Alaundo

[Red_Wolf]

"Oh that's right, it's on the back of the CD case. Try to contact her."

-Kenneth Baker to Solid Snake

[rokker]

this quote isn't really funny or anything but i've always found it cool.

"people don't do what they wanna do. they do what you let them do."-Tommy Vercetti GTA Vice City

[faolafini]

quotes sa gunbund ...

"Bobo", "Asa" , "T@ng@", "T@e", "wakokok" , "Wakekek"

[vaevictis]

Click this for the music.

Oh my hero, so far away now.
Will I ever see your smile?
Love goes away, like night into day.
It's just a fading dream.


I'm the darkness, you're the stars.
Our love is brighter than the sun.
For eternity, for me there can be,
Only you, my chosen one...


Must I forget you? Our solemn promise?
Will autumn take the place of spring?
What shall I do? I'm lost without you.
Speak to me once more!


We must part now, my life goes on.
But my heart won't give you up.
Ere I walk away, let me hear you say
I meant as much to you....


So gently, you touched my heart.
I will be forever yours.
Come what may, I won't age a day,
I'll wait for you, always...

- Celes as Maria, performing the Aria di Mezzo Carattere, Final Fantasy VI

This is the single greatest gaming moment in gaming history. You have to experience it to believe me.

Add lang ako ng mga pics. LOL

[Veynn]

Splinter Cell Chaos Theory


Fisher: "Like my new knife?"
Guard: "Oh ... GOD!"
Fisher: "I've been using it quite a bit. Is it still sharp?"

[Silent_Typer]

Pit Lord
-"You know what burns my ***? A flame about this high."
-"Eh, I think I have someone stuck in my teeth."
-"HEY HEY HEY!"
-"I think a certain... finesse is called for here. GWAAAHRAAGHAGHAGHAGHA!"
-*talk show theme music plays*
-Announcer: "Welcome back to 'Jaina In the Morning'."
-Jaina: "We're here with Malvindroth, Hunter of Night, and his girlfriend Kim. Now Kim, you think you're here for a makeover, right?"
-Kim: "Umm... yeah?"
-Jaina: "Now, why don't you tell us why you're really here."
-Malvindroth: "Well, Kim-cake, I love you. But I have something to tell you. Uh... I'm a Demon."
-*audience gasps and boos*
-Malvindroth: "Actually, more of a Pitlord."
-Kim: "What? I don't understand."
-Crowd: "HE'S A BUM, THROW HIM OUT!"
-Kim: "I thought you said you work for the post office."
-Malvindroth: "Well... I moonlight."

Beastmaster
-"Where I lay my head is home. See that rock? That's my pillow."
-"The beasts around me are nothing compared to the beast within."
-"I will now summon the Efeet Dwantoar."
-"I summon the... ACHOO!"
-*beast roar*
-"Don't have a cow."
-*cow moos*
-"Oh, dear."
-*deer yelps*
-"Oops, please, bear with me."
-*bear roars*
-"Oh rats..."
-*rats chatter*

Mortar Team
-Dwarf1: "It's you and me pal!"
-Dwarf2: "We've got the synergy."
-Dwarf1: "I'm TNT."
-Dwarf2: "I'm dynomite!"
-Dwarf1: "We must defeat the dwarves!"
-Dwarf2: "Ugh... We ARE the dwarves."
-Dwarf1: "...Oh."
-Dwarf1: "You've got a chip on yer' shoulder."
-Dwarf2: "Oooh, yes, and a bit of fish too."
-Dwarf1: "And that's how baby dwarves are made."
-Dwarf2: "Gwah!"
-"Clearly Tassadar has failed us. You must not."
-Dwarf1: "What's that?"
-Dwarf2: "Get your finger out of that bunghole."
-*finger popping free*
-*hums* "Burnin', lootin'. Bombin', shootin'."
-"TAKE THIS YOU *******!"
-*explosion*

Crypt Fiend
-"What a tangled web we weave."
-"Spider Sense... tingling."
-"Last week my top half was on the Discovery Channel."
-"And my bottom half was on Animal Planet."
-"My *** always gets bloated during my spin cycle."
-"I like chicks who are into bondage."
-"I'm stuck on bandages 'cause bandages are stuck on me."

Ghoul
-"Me eat dead people."
-"Me scary."
-"Me eat brains."
-"No guts, no gory."

Sorceress
-"Click me, baby, one more time."
-"Maybe you should get a strategy guide."
-"I don't remember casting slow on you..."
-"You don't get out much, do you?"
-"Let's chat on Battle.Net sometime."
-"For the end of the world spell, press Control, Alt, Delete."

Demon Hunter
-"I shall fight fire... with fire."
-"Chaos boils in my veins."
-"Demon blood is thicker than... regular... blood."
-"I like my enemies dead, and my blades flaming."
-*spoken backwards* "I love green trees."
-"YOU WILL PERISH IN FLAMES... *cough* *cough* Ahem, sorry."
-"Darkness called... But I was on the phone, so I missed it.
I tried to star-69 Darkness, but his machine picked up. I yelled 'PICK UP THE PHONE, DARKNESS!', but he ignored me. Darkness must have been screening his calls."

[Veynn]

Max Payne 2

Vladimir Lem: Max... dearest of all my friends!

[Veynn]

Medal of Honor

"Stay out of my foxhole, pal!"