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  1. May 11, 2012 09:48 AM #1041
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    ^ binuhos ko na lang sa pag eexercise ang galit ko

    Binababoy ang sariling kapatid! HMP!
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  2. May 11, 2012 09:59 AM #1042
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    had this incident sa jeep:

    Dahil nasa unahan ako natural ako ginawang tagaabot ng bayad..Kapagod in fairness.Tapos habang inaabot ko ang bayad, me nalaglag na barya..Iyong babae sa harap ko commented sorta: "ay nalaglag" at dahil imbyerna ako:

    "ang lagay, ako pa kelangan pumulot?"

    ayon wala na nagpaabot..ngising demonyo lang
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  3. May 11, 2012 04:07 PM #1043
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    Quote Originally Posted by jazzmine22 View Post
    Nag-aasaran kaming magkapatid kahapon:


    Me: ano ba yang suot mo, mukha kang suman!

    Bro: Haha! (sarcastic laugh), look at you, isn't it ironic?

    Me: Ironic?

    Bro: you're wearing an angry birds shirt..

    Me: oh, so?

    Bro: Duh! You're their enemy.. The BABOY!!

    Me: *^$%@@!!!!!!!


    Sa ka bit-chy-han ng kapatid ko, I went back to the treadmill immediately, screw the Cheetos!
    Pareho pa kayong malusog.

    Quote Originally Posted by jen_buga View Post
    had this incident sa jeep:

    Dahil nasa unahan ako natural ako ginawang tagaabot ng bayad..Kapagod in fairness.Tapos habang inaabot ko ang bayad, me nalaglag na barya..Iyong babae sa harap ko commented sorta: "ay nalaglag" at dahil imbyerna ako:

    "ang lagay, ako pa kelangan pumulot?"

    ayon wala na nagpaabot..ngising demonyo lang
    Taray talaga ni Jen. Buti hindi sampuan yung jeep.
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  4. May 12, 2012 08:50 AM #1044
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    ^ payat ang kapatid ko Lester, mukha lang suman sa suot
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  5. May 12, 2012 04:18 PM #1045
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    Just last night at CD-R King :

    Accompanied an officemate to buy a micro sd card:

    Officemate: miss patingin naman ng 16gb mic sd card.
    Saleslady: (sabay abot ng sd card), kakasya po ba?
    Me: Of course, bibilhin ba niya kung hindi?

    (too late to realize might be a standard statement amongst em)
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  6. May 12, 2012 04:20 PM #1046
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    Quote Originally Posted by jazzmine22 View Post
    ^ super taray naman

    Dahil naaliw ako sa mga posts dito about Chico and Delamar, I bought the book yesterday, aliw pala to
    Talagang napabili ka? Hehehe..
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  7. May 13, 2012 04:33 PM #1047
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    sa office, while talking to my friend.. biglang may sumingit..

    girlet: "feeling ko, super biatch ko kanina.. kasi nasigawan ko yung manang na sumingit sa pila sa cr.. nakakinis.. blah.. blah.."

    (suminget na nga lang, hind pa natapos sa kwento nya..)

    my friend: "(cuts her off..) ok na sana eh, ang baho lang ng hininga mo.."

    umalis tuloy..


    god bless us.. ingat
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  9. May 13, 2012 07:47 PM #1048
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  10. May 14, 2012 04:40 PM #1049
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    kagabi sa terminal ng jeep...
    isa na lang ang kulang, at may sasakay na lola..

    driver: usog-usog na para makaalis na tayo!

    Ayaw umusog nung saleslady na nakapuwesto sa bandang likod ng driver, kasya pa ang isang tao sa pagitan nila. Nakatakip lang ng panyo sa ilong at nakatingin sa labas.

    driver: (medyo gigil ang tono) miss, ano ba... umusog ka na dito!
    saleslady: (galit) AYOKO, ANG BAHO MO EH!
    driver: tsssss... (napapunas na lang ng face towel)

    pigil ang tawa ng mga pasahero
    eh di dumiretso na lang yung lola papunta sa likod ng driver... pero uupo na sana pero napahinto sya at bababa na lang...

    driver (to lola): ano na, manay?!
    lola (yamot): hmp, mabaho nga!

    ayun, pagkababa nung lola pinatakbo na lang ni manong driver yung jeep at parang pikon nung naniningil ng mga pamasahe
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  11. May 15, 2012 12:20 AM #1050
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    Sa isang episode ng "Walang Hanggan" with Dawn Zulueta (Emily Guidotti) & Rita Avila (Jane Montenegro) , patalbugan sila ng yaman.. parang ganito yung mga dialogue nila,.

    Emily: O Jane, bakit ganyan ang suot mo, probinsya ang pupuntahan natin.
    Jane : Bakit? wala namang iba sa itsura ko, eh ikaw nga ang laki ng bato sa hikaw mo, delikado yan.
    Emily: ah eto, maliit pa nga eto eh, meron akong mas malalaki pa dito, gusto mo bigyan pa kita?
    Jane: hindi na, kaya ko namang bumili nyan eh, diba may-ari kami ng bangko?
    Emily: ah oo nga pala, dun pala nakadeposito ang milyon-milyon kong pera.

    hahahaha, biglang nanahimik si jane, tablado, I love it! *****y ni Emily Guidotti!
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  12. May 15, 2012 08:16 AM #1051
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    ^ haha, major major tablado



    Lester, super baho naman nung driver
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  13. May 22, 2012 02:02 PM #1052
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    Ang malalandi ay parang GRIPO...

    hindi titigil hangga't di pinapatay
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  14. May 23, 2012 09:14 PM #1053
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    Quote Originally Posted by nowonder View Post
    Ang malalandi ay parang GRIPO...

    hindi titigil hangga't di pinapatay
    This made my day.
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  15. May 25, 2012 08:23 PM #1054
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    Sa isang debate for a position in an org:

    Host: So what advantages do you have over the other candidate?

    Candidate: <Blah, blah, blah, blah> Plus MAY BOYFRIEND ako. Yung isa diyan HINDI pa nagkaroon NOT BY CHOICE pero dahil WALANG NANLILIGAW sa kanya.

    DAMN. I know it's probably not related to the elections, but one does not simply recover from such a vitchy statement like that. Na bulls-eye agad yung insecurity ng babae!
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  16. May 27, 2012 10:32 AM #1055
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    Wag mong damdamin na maitim ka.


    Isipin mo lang...


    Sa Sobrang Hot mo, tustado ka na.
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  18. Mar 10, 2013 11:47 AM #1056
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    Ang kagandahan mo parang hangin, feel na feel mo pero hindi makita.
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  19. Mar 10, 2013 12:01 PM #1057
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    This thread is for the win.
    I must subscribe on this.
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  20. Mar 10, 2013 02:11 PM #1058
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    Quote Originally Posted by akosilester View Post
    kagabi sa terminal ng jeep...
    isa na lang ang kulang, at may sasakay na lola..

    driver: usog-usog na para makaalis na tayo!

    Ayaw umusog nung saleslady na nakapuwesto sa bandang likod ng driver, kasya pa ang isang tao sa pagitan nila. Nakatakip lang ng panyo sa ilong at nakatingin sa labas.

    driver: (medyo gigil ang tono) miss, ano ba... umusog ka na dito!
    saleslady: (galit) AYOKO, ANG BAHO MO EH!
    driver: tsssss... (napapunas na lang ng face towel)

    pigil ang tawa ng mga pasahero
    eh di dumiretso na lang yung lola papunta sa likod ng driver... pero uupo na sana pero napahinto sya at bababa na lang...

    driver (to lola): ano na, manay?!
    lola (yamot): hmp, mabaho nga!

    ayun, pagkababa nung lola pinatakbo na lang ni manong driver yung jeep at parang pikon nung naniningil ng mga pamasahe
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  21. Mar 10, 2013 02:16 PM #1059
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    Quote Originally Posted by meteorgirl27 View Post
    Sa isang episode ng "Walang Hanggan" with Dawn Zulueta (Emily Guidotti) & Rita Avila (Jane Montenegro) , patalbugan sila ng yaman.. parang ganito yung mga dialogue nila,.

    Emily: O Jane, bakit ganyan ang suot mo, probinsya ang pupuntahan natin.
    Jane : Bakit? wala namang iba sa itsura ko, eh ikaw nga ang laki ng bato sa hikaw mo, delikado yan.
    Emily: ah eto, maliit pa nga eto eh, meron akong mas malalaki pa dito, gusto mo bigyan pa kita?
    Jane: hindi na, kaya ko namang bumili nyan eh, diba may-ari kami ng bangko?
    Emily: ah oo nga pala, dun pala nakadeposito ang milyon-milyon kong pera.

    hahahaha, biglang nanahimik si jane, tablado, I love it! *****y ni Emily Guidotti!
    galing talaga ng ABS writers sa malulutong na lines

    Dawn
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  22. Mar 11, 2013 05:27 PM #1060
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    Quote Originally Posted by iamlester View Post
    officemate ko pero different room and dept. pumunta sa room/dept namin

    girl: ang init naman dito (pertaining sa air conditioning - nasa 23degree lang kasi)

    gay officemate: kala mo lang mainit, malib0g ka lang talaga!

    buti na lang kaibigan nya yung bakla.
    hahaha adik naman toh!
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