TotOO bA anG GAyuMA?

[MsEerie]

Ate Ronee: Di ako yung nag-start ng thread na iyon. Hehehe.

Reflection: I read somewhere that Spanish Fly causes blood to flow to the organ which causes tingling sensations which could be mistaken for arousal. Experts say the Spanish Fly is dangerous to your health and could even cause death.

Lightspeed: Meron ngang mga gayuma doon pero mukhang nakakatakot ang ingredients. They could be fatal.

I just remembered what my yaya told me before. She said that a woman could make a gayuma by washing her private parts and letting the guy drink it. This is really disgusting.

[wAgKaNgMaKaLaT]

e pano if the guy pees in
ur drink, gayuma din ba yun?
yeeech!!!...

[slurbrun]

nanghimatay yata ako sa mga example niyo. "mens' in one's drink, ewwww! ahhk! *kabloink*

meron akong narinig about putting one's fingernail cuttings into the the drink of the potential victim. Powdered dapat daw. Pwede di ba? Tapos meron naman, u write down the name of ur crush sa piece of paper tapos lagay mo sa ilalim ng unan mo tapos repeat mo yung name over and over hanggang makatulog ka. Tapos yun paggising mo, love ka na niya. Heeheee. Try niyo nga tapos sabihin niyo sa 'kin kung effective.

[slurbrun]

Naku ikaw talaga jepoy, masyadong self pity ha! Tama na yan. Labs ka na nga ni PePs eh.

[Ice Burn]

My sister did a term paper on Gayuma...She picked up a couple of spells. Dunno if she tried them. Anyway, if you're interested in Gayuma, you can pick some up w/ Tony Perez's book on Kulam.

But here's one stupid spell I remember reading from her paper...

Ozark Love Spell
During a full moon, stand beneath his/her window facing the moon and whisper his/her name 3 times to the wind.

[slurbrun]

Ice Burn, what's ur sister conclusion on gayuma, r there local gayumas din? Wow masubukan nga yung Ozark na yan.

[Ice Burn]

Slurbrun:

Dunno what her conclusion was. All I read was the spells...

Here's a couple of more interesting ones I remember.

1.) Pluck a strand from his/her head and pluck one of yours, then tie it in a circle. Tapos keep it in you favorite book. Then he/she will be yours forever.

(I've tried it out of tripping because this is the easiest...Well, 5 years na kami ng bf ko...heheheh!)

2.) Steal his/her underwear and tie it w/ one of yours then bury it under the ground. Tapos, he/she will never want anyone else.

Sige, I'll try to post a couple more next time.

[slurbrun]

wow, mahirap yatang mang-agaw bigla ng buhok habang nasa mall ka. i-try ko kaya kay richard goma.

[Lonely Boy]

Slurbrun, wait...don't move. Let me pull out this single white hair on your head.
Oops, sorry...hindi pala white hair. O sige na...have a nice day na lang.
*hiding strand of hair in hand*

Ganyan na lang ang gawin mong approach.

[MsEerie]

Daming tips dito ha. Meron pa akong alam pero dunno if it works.

Look the guy/girl in the left eye and say in your mind something like "you will love me" basta parang ganun.

Meron pang tinuro sa akin. Di naman nag work.

[Arje']

slurbrun,

I don't believe in "gayuma." Kung may gayuma, di sana wala nang brokenhearted na tao sa mundo.

Also, in a business oriented world such as ours, if such a thing is discovered, shouldn't it have made the world market by now? With all the brokenhearted and hopless romantics out there, "gayuma" will definitely be an overnight success. We're talking major $$$$$$$$ baybee!

Besides, I never believe in anything I've never seen.




[This message has been edited by Arje' (edited 03-09-2000).]

[clone]

I hear that the most effective aphrodisiac for some women is a guy's power and wealth. How true is this?

[slurbrun]

Lonely boy, thanks, now i'm all set Sa'n ba pwedeng maunang venue? ...Lonely boy, i hope di ka na lonely ha.

MsEerie, kse naman me pa-wash-wash pa ng private parts eh. LOL. Try mo na lang ang Ozark from Ice Burn's sis.

Arje, oo nga noh! Seguro pag match ng attraction yung love potion mo, do'n nag-wowork.

clone, oo nga noh 2. pero power & wealth, though they ultimately will get u practically anyone,pero not necessarily the one who will really love u...w/c is the hAllmark of a gayuma din...kunsabagay... esep muna ako.

[slurbrun]

Ice Burn, hirap palang mag-Ozark kapag walang name in mind

[YoBaKs]

Believe me...it's True!

If u want proof...Punta ksa sa Samar...

yun lang, as simple as that "BELIEVE IN IT"

PeaceLove and Godspeed!

[slurbrun]

Sa'n sa Samar Yobaks? Sino a-approach? Me nagayuma ka na ba ibig sabihin?

[MsEerie]

Slurburn: di ko alam kung saan bahay ng loves ko eh.

HEY FULLMOON SA 20th!!!!!!!

[xywiz]

slurbrun:

Catubig,Nothern Samar ->; Take the Asian Spirit flight from Manila to Catarman. From Catarman take a jeepney to Rawis. From Rawis either you go by boat or jeepney to Catubig.

Ask for Man Impoy. Everybody knows him. Don't forget to bring a gift (anything). He's expertise is on gayuma("lumay") and "barang". If you are for gayuma he might give you an "oil" or "liquid" to put on your target's food or some "candy" that you MUST give to your target.

For "barang" you MUST have someone's belongings,i.e, photo, hair, notebook, dress, etc. Walang bawi-an ang "barang" so be serious and sure about it. Other places to go are Oras, Eastern Samar and Siquijor.

Questions?

[jongeman]

* Totoo ang Gayuma.
dahil i met this girl,she is black Beauty ang ganda nya! ng painumin ko sya ng gayuma.!!
naging GAYUMANGGI ang kulay nya.

[xywiz]

One more thought on gayuma o "lumay"...it's only temporary. Pwedeng i-reverse yung effect so your girl wouldn't "feel" it anymore.

As for "barang", this CANNOT be reversed. There are 3 types:

(1) non-fatal
(2) slow death
(3) fatal

Yung #1 e tipong gusto mo lang inuuod yung ilong (costs around 8K -10K). #2 is yung palaging may sakit yung "binarang" (costs around 10K-15K). #3 is horrible death. Yung ma lumalabas na ahas at kung anu-anong insekto sa bibig at tenga (I think >;20k). Don't forget that "barang" is murder and it's up to your conscience. You may escape the prosecution as IT IS VERY DIFFICULT TO PROVE murder through OCCULT/SUPERNATURAL FORCES but you can NEVER escape your conscience.

Don't fool yourselves...there are many things in this world that can't be explained by science and defies logic. The physical universe in which we live are bounded by the laws of physics but the dark force of evil is surely something that we never considered...

Cheers.