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Top Reasons Why There Isn't a
1. White House not big enough for
2. Engineering, computer science,
nursing and accounting preferred over
3. Not enough parking at the White House
to park the 2 Honda Civics,the Toyota
Celica, the 1985 Diesel Mercedes-Benz,
BMW (Big Mean Wife) and the Chrysler
caravan or the MPV (My Pinoy Van).
4. Can't find decent chicken adobo in
5. Secret Service could never handle
6. Dignitaries generally intimidated by
eating with fingers at state dinners.
7. No chance for promotion.
8. Lactose intolerance is not considered
9. Senior aides won't take off shoes
before coming in.
10. Too many windows on White House to
put metal bars on outside.
11. Not allowed to install whistle-beep
on presidential limo when put in reverse
12. Too many dining rooms in the White
House; where will they put the picture
of The Last Supper?
13. Too much confusion over the
definition of D.C.... District of
Columbia or Daly City?
14. White House walls not big enough to
hold giant wooden fork and spoon.
15. FAA won't allow rainbow tape on Air
Force One dashboard.
16. Secret Service staff won't respond
to "psssssst psssssst."
17. Secret Service staff uncomfortable
driving presidential car with rosary
hanging on rear view mirror and St. Jude
or Sto. Nino statuette on dashboard.
18. No more WWII jeeps available for
restoration as presidential jeepneys.
19. No money allocated in budget to
purchase laserdisk karaoke sing-along
machines for every room in the White
20. State Dinners do not allow leftover
food as "To Go".
21. Air Force One do not allow any
balikbayan boxes on board.