Guys' dating horror stories

[Quentin]

^ hahaha, that's too bad pare. dapat siguro you threw up yourself para di siya nag-iisa. yaks, kadiri rin ako. makaalis na nga.

[miaka913]

wise guy ka daw miaka-chan ka-level mo daw sina gaspar at baltazar

You know me Quents. I was just having my share of fun (though it looks like Altarboy^_^ wants in on the action).


LEO24, you can omit "YOU" from "...YOU WISE GUY" because I know you're referring to me (since you quoted my post). Psst. By the way, it's girls' not girls since you are referring to something that they possess (attention). We can go on forever on this, so I suggest you just drop it.

glims, it could have been worse. At least she didn't have explosive diarrhea.

[AltarBoy^_^]

glims - maybe she was pregnant. Have you ever considered that thought?!

[glims]

dude, first date pa lang... dinner lang... di pa possible yan...

[LaTtE`M]

if the keyboard isn't broken... hmm... baka yun user???

commercial muna... before the continuation of strat's episode...

share ko lang... had a date last night, ok naman... typical date... had dinner then coffee. on our way home... she suddenly felt nauseous... and then threw up inside the car. she was very sorry naman. dyahe... had to clean up late last night.

Anong nangyari jan tsong? Side effect ng gayuma mula sa Quiapo?

[aina_crazy_girl]

i can't believe that Leo guy had the nerve to criticize someone else's grammar...talk about having a screwed up superiority complex.

AINA...don't stoop to his level anymore

Thanks, bluviolet!

[aina_crazy_girl]

You know me Quents. I was just having my share of fun (though it looks like Altarboy^_^ wants in on the action).


LEO24, you can omit "YOU" from "...YOU WISE GUY" because I know you're referring to me (since you quoted my post). Psst. By the way, it's girls' not girls since you are referring to something that they possess (attention). We can go on forever on this, so I suggest you just drop it.

glims, it could have been worse. At least she didn't have explosive diarrhea.

Now, THAT would have definitely been alot worse and smellier.

[aina_crazy_girl]

LEO, you gotta be down with the ladies here if you know what I mean. And Jake is a friend of aina, so you don't have any basis whatsoever to judge another man's character since you never knew him. And to the girl that Jake approached, her line was truly laughable. Teka, nagamit mo na rin ba ang linya na yan?

Thank you, Altarboy.

[pokerbuff]

F.Y.I
JUST LOOK AT MY SENTENCE YOU WISE GUY...I HAVE USED "a" AS AN ADJECTIVE. THE ARTICLES(a, an, the) may be classified as adjectives because they POSSES LIMITING OR SPECIFYING FUNCTIONS. A and an are indefinite articles; "the" is the definite article..and who told you that i was referring to that girl again? Well in fact i had referred her already. This time i am reffering to all girls in general....I mean because of his "KAPRESKOHAN" he would not get the any girls attention..He should have been more humble and polite..

You may have perfect grammar, but you're still an idiot.

I was enjoying this thread until your all-caps post.



Idiot.

[Ice Burn]

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Happy Spying folks!

[aina_crazy_girl]

^ oooooh... nice move, Ice Burn!

[Ice Burn]

^^ yeah hehehe...

Anyway going back to topic:

I haven't posted any stories in this thread for a very long time...
I guess I got a couple but they aren't dates but rather guys who've approached me whom i've shot down in an instant because the way they introduced themselves was pretty pathetic...Here's the link...post away as well if you have any stories of lame lines...Lamest Pickup Line(s) You've Actually Experienced

[miaka913]

Somebody just got owned.

[AltarBoy^_^]

dude, first date pa lang... dinner lang... di pa possible yan...

Either it's the food or you just dated a soon-to-be single mom. Think about it.

aina - no problemo.

[stratattack]

^ Well, I wasn't about to let LEO24 think he's high and mighty and God's gift to women.

God's gift to women is stratattack.

Stratty, este dung, where's the happy ending to your story?

aaahhhh... apple to my eyes. if five years from now i'm still a bachelor, remind me to hunt you down and marry you (well, if you're still not taken then)... hehehe.

i just landed earlier at the tarmac of the undisciplined people and still have some pumping aches inside my ears. needless to mention, my mind is currently floating on thin ice and am unable to post our final installment to the dudung tale. i will be more than happy to finish it as soon as ok sa ulrayt na ku dung, ha.

i found some internet cafes at my point of origin. however, upon checking the net fee per minute, i figured that i might as well lock myself up at my hotel room and watch porno. besides, when out of the country, enjoy the sights and the women, and collect some tales.... para madaming baon.

hey, i was just out for a couple of days and look what the thread has become. well, leo, if i may score you some points, i like your angas and straight-to-the-hole kadyot. but be a little cool bro. no one likes a grouchy mother... we all know that english is a dynamic language, ever changing, constantly evolving. i hope that you get my drift and in "agreeance" with me in this regard.

catch you later, i'm collating some soiled clothes and in need of some rapid eye movements.

nap nap...

[LEO24]

LEO, you gotta be down with the ladies here if you know what I mean. And Jake is a friend of aina, so you don't have any basis whatsoever to judge another man's character since you never knew him. And to the girl that Jake approached, her line was truly laughable. Teka, nagamit mo na rin ba ang linya na yan?

GET DOWN?SURE..NO I HAVEN'T USED THAT LINE BEFORE. I USUSALLY NEVER APPROACH GIRLS THAT MUCH. MINSAN LANG PAG NAGKATAON, PERO YUNG OBVIOUS AT SINASADYA NEVER TALAGA...KASI PHYSICAL APPEARANCE LANG ANG HABOL MO PAG GANUN DIBA? AND ITS AKWARD NAMAN KUNG LAHAT NA LANG NG MAGANDA LALAPITAN KO PARA MAKIPAGKILALA...MALIBAN NA LANG KUNG MANIAKIS AKO.

[LEO24]

You know me Quents. I was just having my share of fun (though it looks like Altarboy^_^ wants in on the action).


LEO24, you can omit "YOU" from "...YOU WISE GUY" because I know you're referring to me (since you quoted my post). Psst. By the way, it's girls' not girls since you are referring to something that they possess (attention). We can go on forever on this, so I suggest you just drop it.

glims, it could have been worse. At least she didn't have explosive diarrhea.

YEAH WE CAN GO FOREVER ON THIS, NOBODY IN THE WORLD HAS A PERFECT GRAMMAR. WHY DONT YOU CHECK OUT PAGE 33? SO YOU WILL KNOW WHO STARTED THIS

[LEO24]

i can't believe that Leo guy had the nerve to criticize someone else's grammar...talk about having a screwed up superiority complex.

AINA...don't stoop to his level anymore

WHY DONT YOU TRY TO SCROLL THE PAGE 33 FURTHER UP?
SINO BA YUNG MAY SUPERIORITY COMPLEX DITO?SIYA NGA YUNG NAUNA NA TUMAWAG SA AKIN NG JOLOGS E, TAPOS PA ENGLISH-ENGLISH PA YUNG COMMENTARIES E MALI NAMAN, SO KASALANAN KO BA KUNG MAGCORRECT AKO ABER?

[LEO24]

Now, THAT would have definitely been alot worse and smellier.

[LEO24]

You may have perfect grammar, but you're still an idiot.

I was enjoying this thread until your all-caps post.



Idiot.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT AN IDIOT IS? MAYBE YOU JUST HEARD IT IN SOME TV SHOW OR SOMETHING ELSE. BETTER TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT IT IN THE DICTIONARY, BETTER IN AN ENCYCLOPEDIA YOU IMBECILLE!!