Guys' dating horror stories

[LaTtE`M]

Yeps, keep em coming, so we can share some do's and don'ts in dating.

[Khell]

Dating stories? Horror? La pa naman. I was courteous enough when it comes to dates and seems they have a great time too. Too bad walang follow-up ... with my part though. Too much to do, too little time.

[badbreath]

WHEN: March 2001
WHERE: Gloretta
WHAT: Eat dinner at food court then watched movie
HOW: we were set up by a common pal who is my blockmate in school
WHY: (Why was it a date from hell) MY GAWD... sh*T dont want to be rude but he was the nerd of the century...a cool dude trapped in dexter laboratory. It's the worst combination.. to be cool and nerd at the same time. He didnt really speak about school stuffs... but he was just so corny and the way he said things are just too nerdy and too much for me to take!!! Plus, he wore a tight fit shirt... when he was too buffed. so he kinda repulsed my senses... ya ya i know im rude. but can't help it... he just embodied my vision of a the date from hell.

[LaTtE`M]

Originally posted by badbreath
WHEN: March 2001
WHERE: Gloretta
WHAT: Eat dinner at food court then watched movie
HOW: we were set up by a common pal who is my blockmate in school
WHY: (Why was it a date from hell) MY GAWD... sh*T dont want to be rude but he was the nerd of the century...a cool dude trapped in dexter laboratory. It's the worst combination.. to be cool and nerd at the same time. He didnt really speak about school stuffs... but he was just so corny and the way he said things are just too nerdy and too much for me to take!!! Plus, he wore a tight fit shirt... when he was too buffed. so he kinda repulsed my senses... ya ya i know im rude. but can't help it... he just embodied my vision of a the date from hell.

What do you mean by too buffed?

[DeepBlueMe]

i got my date from pex. a certified nerd from oblivion.
i really dont have the patience to his kind. too pathetic.

that night he learned his lesson not to mess with girls who came from a bad hair day.

he got laid.

[Buwoy]

Originally posted by DeepBlueMe
i got my date from pex. a certified nerd from oblivion.
i really dont have the patience to his kind. too pathetic.

that night he learned his lesson not to mess with girls who came from a bad hair day.

he got laid.

so when are you gonna have another bad hair day?

[D_O_M_ako]

deepblueme! ngayon lang kita nakita uli ah... *** ah galing ka pala sa WITCG thread ah naloko moko dun hehehe

tanong lang.. bakit laging first date ang horror date? wala bang nagkaroon ng horror date with their partner?

[Buwoy]

Originally posted by D_O_M_ako

tanong lang.. bakit laging first date ang horror date? wala bang nagkaroon ng horror date with their partner?

probably because sobrang bad impression na sa iyo yung guy/girl (kaya siya naging horror date) na ayaw mo na siyang makita ulit.

[c0ngster]

Originally posted by Buwoy



so when are you gonna have another bad hair day?

[mozart]

a cousin's bestfriend apparently had this small crush on me so my cuz did everything to get me to go out with the girl. so i did, expecting to have at least a good time coz my cuz and i get along very well and the friend, according to her, is a lot more fun than she is. but sh it, the chick was weird! 5 minutes into our initial conversation she was trying to sell me pot that she described as "the best in la salle," i swear that's what she said! she kept on asking pa for my socks for reasons who the hell knows. i excused myself to go to the washroom then nakita ko ang lapit ng exit sa washroom so pinabayaan ko na ata order ko and sneaked out na parang ninja

[stitchesnburns]

Originally posted by DeepBlueMe
i got my date from pex. a certified nerd from oblivion.
i really dont have the patience to his kind. too pathetic.

that night he learned his lesson not to mess with girls who came from a bad hair day.

he got laid.

nice try but can you be more realistic? please? its more like fantasy than horror.

[tadeus]

Originally posted by badbreath
WHEN: March 2001
WHERE: Gloretta
WHAT: Eat dinner at food court then watched movie
HOW: we were set up by a common pal who is my blockmate in school
WHY: (Why was it a date from hell) MY GAWD... sh*T dont want to be rude but he was the nerd of the century...a cool dude trapped in dexter laboratory. It's the worst combination.. to be cool and nerd at the same time. He didnt really speak about school stuffs... but he was just so corny and the way he said things are just too nerdy and too much for me to take!!! Plus, he wore a tight fit shirt... when he was too buffed. so he kinda repulsed my senses... ya ya i know im rude. but can't help it... he just embodied my vision of a the date from hell.

I believe you did not match his level of intelligence that is why you are classifying him as a nerd.

[manji]

i asked a girl once on a date. nanonood kami ng fifth element. when it came to the part that mila and bruce were kissing she covered her eyes and really looked shock, as if kissing is a horrible thing to do.

[noodles1602]

Originally posted by manji
i asked a girl once on a date. nanonood kami ng fifth element. when it came to the part that mila and bruce were kissing she covered her eyes and really looked shock, as if kissing is a horrible thing to do.

bing! bing! bing! i think we have a winner here!

snickers,
-noodles

[noodles1602]

Originally posted by LaTtE`M


What do you mean by too buffed?

di ba maskulado yun? taong bato in short. tama ba???

[sofia_02]

i was dating this guy mga 2years ago and ok na sana yung date. malling kami sa alabang, nood kami movie, kain kami sa classy resto, sweet na kami...

until nakita ko yung EX-FLING ko from afar.

so shempre hirit ako sa date ko ng "t*ngna, nandito si carlos yan yung guy na kinukwento ko na feeling naging kami talaga blah blah blah.."

then my date looked astonished.

nung finally, dumaan na yung exfling ko, ako naman ang nagulat when my date and him highfived and my date said,
"Oi pare kumusta na?!"

parang excited pa sya noh?
it turned out, *** exfling ko and yung guy na dine-date ko ay mag-highschool bestbuds pala. longlost frnds sila.

what made it worse pa was when pinagtaguan ko na yung date ko (after that day of course) and i found out ayaw na nya ako i-date kasi sabi daw nung longlost highschool bestbud nya eh sisirain ko lang daw buhay nya.

LOL.

i still see him around alabang. gusto ko sya kalbuhin.

[LaTtE`M]

Originally posted by noodles1602


di ba maskulado yun? taong bato in short. tama ba???

that's it. she's saying as though it was a bad thing. wasn't that supposed to be good?

and... buffed nerd? wierd man!

[noodles1602]

Originally posted by LaTtE`M


that's it. she's saying as though it was a bad thing. wasn't that supposed to be good?

and... buffed nerd? wierd man!

i think it's the outfit, too tight and he's too buffed?! not really a turn on for some women.

he may be a walking contradiction but perhaps he thought of having the brains and the brawns to match ...and why did he became a loser again in the story???

[dixiewhiskey]

2 years I was courting this impossible girl for awhile and it was the 2nd date I think, that the whole stinkbomb just exploded.

I picked her up from her practicum work on a weekend, and I told her if she wanted to go for some pizza and a movie. she insisted bringing along her best friend (a skank ho bad luck generator, hehe) and back then I was stupid and retarded and I listen to her all the time so to make it short she joined us.

I didn't drive yet back then so we were in the bus and for some one in a million ****** bad luck reason when I paid for all 3 of us the conductor told me he had no change and duped my 500 by exchanging it with a fake one. the fake one looked so real. I only learned it when I was to order pizza. so the whole f'n deal got botched and she even told me I should've been fast and wise and everything. like I knew it was coming. like I needed that. blah and I never even got to take her home like I always did.

after the date I was to go to over to my friend and bring some beer and some food because he was to go to Oman back to his parents, but the only remaining money I have is ten F****** ( a word you've never heard before!) pesos and I am miles away from home in QC (but for some miracle I was able to get home hehe). he was sick so he stayed in sofa trying not to ****.

late into the evening our other pal showed up. we drank and schmoked our way into oblivion and got totally wasted. when he zeroed out I turned super emo and wrote my goodbye letter to the girl because I've been courting her for almost a year and all the bad things that could've happened all happened (all much much more worse than this last fiasco). pathetic emo story, but true!

[LaTtE`M]

dixiewhiskey, thanks for the story.

Guys! Listen up. Lesson learned:

If it takes a year to woo a girl, dump her. Actually that's like, if it takes more than 3 months. If she holds out that long that means she doesn't like you enough to go get you as soon as possible. It also means she's trying to figure you out too much.

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