Guys' dating horror stories

[Erning]

daming posts about him eh.. must satisfy curiosity.. you up to it.. babe?

[revhard]

I'm not one to shy away from a good fuc... I mean an eb

[Erning]

let's talk about that in private hun,

anyway to be on topic I guess one guy had a horror story on me yesterday and had the blue balls, I was my usual dressy sexy self when he really wasnt my type I kept on pushing him LITERALLY because he was trying to smother all over me.
I walked out of the date 15 minutes later.

[jen_buga]

naks,bumalik si Erning. rev,EB na

jen,lika na.o-ondoyin kita.

o sino ka naman? fan ng orig na gagamba sa pex?

Erning: the usual sh!t of boys na hindi nakakakita ng sexy at maganda sa tanang buhay nila (gotta get used to it hun, the population of hungry boys, er, is growin wild like mushrooms)

[riAbaby]

when i was 16, i had this phone pal. as in super lambing ng boses, parang dj ng fm radio sa kool 106 haha. nakakakilig talaga. we always talk and he was nice and thoughtful. one time nga nagpa-deliver pa ng pizza sa bahay, para daw meryenda ko. anyway, we finally decided to meet. nagpasama ako sa pinsan ko and we met at mcdonald's.

fck. he looked like mid-30's and fat. gumuho ang pantasya ko na prince charming. i was nice to him the whole time though although naiilang na ako. i suddenly realized i never asked about his age kahit matagal na kaming nag-uusap.

after nun, i stopped answering his calls. he's too old for me. at 16, i just can't ignore the age thing, sorry.

[ehna]

@jen, rev, erning and company : tumahimik ang mga magoorgy ah...sino ba sa inyo ang willing mag share ng horror story? :P

[Nils]

^ikaw daw

[ehna]

wala nga e...pa-experience nga...

[Nils]

date mo si totoy...

[ambotitay]

EB tayo Erning?..

[jen_buga]

@jen, rev, erning and company : tumahimik ang mga magoorgy ah...sino ba sa inyo ang willing mag share ng horror story? :P

naku teh, mauna ka na, tutal 2001 pa ang username mo

pansin ko nga walang nagpopost lately dito..anyone who wanna share? tinatamad pa kasi ako magtype

[officeboy24]

well ako hindi naman kagwapuhan at hindi rin average looking, In short PANGET ako! may binigay na textmate yung friend ko at syempre nagtexttxt for one year til nagkapalagayan ng loob then siya naginsist na magkita kami kaso ayoko kasi pangit ako at natatakot ako na pagtawanan niya. Nag meet kami sa Trinoma and nagkatotoo nga ang kinatatakutan ko, halos isuka niya ako at hindi ako kinakausap lagi siya nagtetext at lagi may tinatawagan kahit kumakain kami after nun biglang wala na communication at nagpalit siya ng number, after three years may gf nako nun at nagkita kami sa Trinoma din, hindi ko siya pinansin, pero tinawag niya ako, siyempre as respect nag Hi ako sa kanya at pinakilala ko gf ko. hehehe parang nagselos pa nga sa gf ko pero dahil sa mapaglarong tadhana, naging kami. hehehe

[spiker0819]

ako masaklap.. naging GF ko siya sa text but we never really met. FS pa uso nun and i didnt mind asking her FS account to add her. so ayun. we met at surprisingly maganda naman siya at mas matangkad sakin. eh tagl!bog ako nun kaya before we met we already decided were gonna do the deed.

the horror came when i was busy doing foreplay with her she got no reaction and is just watching WOWOWEE in the motel. thinking that hndi pa siya nah0rny i went down on her. shes still watching tv and has even managed to change channels. WTF! so what i did is i told her im gonna get something in the car grabbed my clothes dressed in the car and left her in the motel.

so i think it was a double horror for me and her. never communicated with her after. nagtext pa sakin galit na galit at nagtatanong kung bakit ko daw siya iniwan.

eh sino ba namang gaganahan sa ginawa nya, sana sa bahay nalang nila kami nagpunta at nanuod ng tv.

napost ko na to sa isang thread sa InP. haha

[F-A Soldier]

^Nasira lang ata ego mo eh. Most guys will at least fck her. I can see a woman doing that but not a guy.

[TTJ]

onga,nagpalabas ka man lang sana bago ka sumibat. kunwari lang yun para naman isipin mong hindi naman sex ang rason kaya sya nakipagkita sa yo,pero pwede na rin.

[spiker0819]

^Nasira lang ata ego mo eh. Most guys will at least fck her. I can see a woman doing that but not a guy.

i dont know i just dont get it. eh di sana di nalang sya nag agree na pumunta kami don. ma pride c kuya eh. and i was like literally doing the eating for more than 15 minutes already and shes changing channels lang sa tv. haha

at some point it was like a slap on my manhood but hell she wasnt a priority back then din.

[F-A Soldier]

Priority? She's a cheap hoe. I don't sleep with women to boost my self esteem. I don't give two shakes if they like it or not, try your best and then get what you want. If you're not gonna see her again, at least you got your money's and your efforts worth.

But that's you I guess. I just find it odd. Like you only solicit sex for something more than penile enjoyment. But your story says a lot about you. No offense but you seem to me like a Type C personality (you seem to enjoy seeking acceptance from other people). I'm not an alpha male nor a dominator, but that's why I never go down on chics. I reserve on those I care about. Way too much work for a cheap woman.

[jen_buga]

ako masaklap.. naging GF ko siya sa text but we never really met. FS pa uso nun and i didnt mind asking her FS account to add her. so ayun. we met at surprisingly maganda naman siya at mas matangkad sakin. eh tagl!bog ako nun kaya before we met we already decided were gonna do the deed.

the horror came when i was busy doing foreplay with her she got no reaction and is just watching WOWOWEE in the motel. thinking that hndi pa siya nah0rny i went down on her. shes still watching tv and has even managed to change channels. WTF! so what i did is i told her im gonna get something in the car grabbed my clothes dressed in the car and left her in the motel.

so i think it was a double horror for me and her. never communicated with her after. nagtext pa sakin galit na galit at nagtatanong kung bakit ko daw siya iniwan.

eh sino ba namang gaganahan sa ginawa nya, sana sa bahay nalang nila kami nagpunta at nanuod ng tv.

napost ko na to sa isang thread sa InP. haha

this is one of the holliest bullsh!t i've eveer read..but er, sige..baka kaya nanonood ng wowowee eh baka mas napopogi an kay willie revillame.. peace yo!

tas baka naman iyong dila mo kaya wala maramdam eh, kulang sa tigas o kaya naman kung saan saan lang napupunta? hmmm..

and hmm..that's the problem, pag kasi nagdedate ka ng di mo kilala, malamang sa hindi disaster lang ang punta..so para makuha iyang good femfem na hinahanap mo at makareact ay "wagas na wagas", get to know her muna..hindi iyong unang kita, motmot agad at iyon agad...pwede namang mag usap lang kayo habang nasa motmot

super fan talaga ako ng thread na to

[officeboy24]

parang lumalabas na Loser ka. ikaw agad umatras?

[ehna]

ayan...naging loser pa tuloy si spiker...la lang..mkk-tawa lang ako.....hihihih!